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tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:11 PM
why u have to say that? u the one who spread our bisness here!

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:12 PM
This is just a big ass joke

Tenn Steph thats not really my girlfirend and i know its one of the mods doin this just to get me goin.

Nice try guys.
Actually, the funny thing is how many people are treating her all nice and crap. Makes me wonder how tough it is to sell bridges in the hearland!

;)

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:14 PM
roy u a liar, I cant beleave u

The Pedestrian
02-21-2005, 10:14 PM
Alright slayer.......you snot nosed hairlip.

Please refrain from giving any further marraige advice, until you've had more than one car date, that your mother didn't drive. Please Also refrain from giving wedding night advice until you've broken the package on your own wedding tackle.............Then give it 4-5 well practiced years.

You'd do yourself a favor to read more and type less on these issues.

Crimmeny..........You probably haven't even figured out that you CAN toss off with the OTHER Hand Yet.

Iowanian, the only thing close I've given to marriage advice was telling III that he should take a couple months to be with her for every second, think things through after that, and then report back to the Planet...other than that, I haven't given any advice on anyone's marriage dealings, and there was absolutely nothing even close to wedding night advice...if you saw different, please give me the post number.

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:15 PM
tenn..

Post something only the 2 of you would know.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:16 PM
tenn..

Post something only the 2 of you would know.
OK, here's the setup...

And the swing....

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:17 PM
I did roy took care of me when I was sick

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:18 PM
I thought he loved me know he says Im not his GF

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:18 PM
Slayer.......you need to go slam your pecker in a doorhinge.

Bearcat owes you a 3rd degree purple nurple from the planet.

I see you trying to act like you know about women....I see you posting quotes your teacher gave you on a crib sheet and trying to be intellectual about things you know nothing about, with People who do.

This is a subject area, that the best lessons have been learned in the School of Hard Knocks. There are some PHDs here in that.

I'll give you the floor when someone has a question about the latest Pokeman or Magic or Yogi cards.

JazzzLovr
02-21-2005, 10:19 PM
Iowanian, the only thing close I've given to marriage advice was telling III that he should take a couple months to be with her for every second, think things through after that, and then report back to the Planet

And reporting everything back to the Planet has been such a brilliant idea so far.

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:20 PM
I thought he loved me know he says Im not his GF

Thats not what he said......what he said, was he believed the username 'tenn_steph" is not really the person who is his girlfriend.

It happens here alot.......Posters screw with each other for sport(wait....that didn't come out right)


What color were his panties the first time you saw them?
(wait......anyone could guess Whity-tighty-keebler stripe)

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:21 PM
dosent matter anyways since he says im not his gf, mabey planning on getting married is a bad idea

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:21 PM
boys dont wear panties

The Pedestrian
02-21-2005, 10:22 PM
Slayer.......you need to go slam your pecker in a doorhinge.

Bearcat owes you a 3rd degree purple nurple from the planet.

I see you trying to act like you know about women....I see you posting quotes your teacher gave you on a crib sheet and trying to be intellectual about things you know nothing about, with People who do.

This is a subject area, that the best lessons have been learned in the School of Hard Knocks. There are some PHDs here in that.

I'll give you the floor when someone has a question about the latest Pokeman or Magic or Yogi cards.

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! Your insults are normally funny, but this time for an entirely different reason...the irony is exquisite.

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:24 PM
what Irony? You already accidently slammed your pecker in a door hinge?

Stop whacking off while watching the neighbor lady pull weeds through the crack in the front door.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:24 PM
I think Roy just registered a smurf account as his own gf!!! ROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=5206

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:24 PM
why u dont come in here and stick up for me roy?

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:25 PM
Now its going to get REAL good... fake steph (roy) versus fake steph (incognito) :D

badgirl
02-21-2005, 10:25 PM
all them saying hes cheatin on me, if its not true I dont wanna here it

Sweetie, don't listen to any of these people about roy cheatin, I'm sure he's not these people do try to cause trouble sometimes but its all in fun, If you were on here enough you would get to know them and know that.


I still stick true to saying you all are too young to think about getting married and having a family. But I wish you the best in whatever you decide. :thumb:

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:25 PM
:drool:

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:26 PM
boys dont wear panties

Alex Trebec regrets to inform you that this answer isn't acceptable by the judges. "the proper answer would be "what is commando?, Comando"

The Pedestrian
02-21-2005, 10:26 PM
And reporting everything back to the Planet has been such a brilliant idea so far.

If it makes everyone burst out laughing--for whatever reason--then it's a pretty good thing to do...plus I'm sure that those who get involved with these threads might like to make sure he doesn't make some horrible mistake--not to speak for anyone, of course.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:26 PM
im not fake! that other girl is fake roy u tell me u love me

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:27 PM
Now its going to get REAL good... fake steph (roy) versus fake steph (incognito) :D

Hell...........I posted that online party transcript 400 posts back.

*Iowanian doesn't speak teenage internet

TennHottyDPLuvr: u azhole
IIIdogNite: Whatchu talk bout, sweetness
TennHottyDPLuvr: I see'd ur cheifplanet talk
IIIdogNite: I tell my friends everthing
TennHottyDPLuvr:you didn't tell them about axidently put it in my dirty place did you
IIIdogNite:not yet,it wasn't fudgy or anything tho
TennHottyDPLuvr:thats fine, I'm comin live with you
TennHottyDPLuvr: when rich scanlon come over fer dp?
IIIdogNite: Dp? I don't even like nachos.
TennHottyDPLuvr: you luv me tho, next time I bring my tool box of luv.
IIIdogNite: want to get mareyd?
TennHottyDPLuvr:ok luvr, we both hab herpe now anyways
IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad
TennHottyDPLuvr: ok, you such a sweet talkr
IIIdogNite: you go tell Chiefplanet how I make good sweetlov down by fire.

IIIdogNite: hey sweet bebe schmoopy
TennHottyDPLuvr: I saw the rest of what you put on chiefplanet
IIIdogNite: wasn't me
TennHottyDPLuvr:Yes it was
IIIdogNite: ok but i was just telling 2 guys
TennHottyDPLuvr:its on the internet, everyone can see it
IIIdogNite: they won't tell anyone
TennHottyDPLuvr: I can't believe you told them about my medically engineered female genitals
IIIdogNite: i just axed wat a secks change wuz
TennHottyDPLuvr: and you had 5 other girlfriends at the same time?
IIIdogNite: I didn't meen to ask if its sposed ta smell like fish
TennHottyDPLuvr: well I'm upset......you send big dolla flowers
IIIdogNite: Daddylions don't come out til summer
TennHottyDPLuvr: No More Good thing for you until you pologize
IIIdogNite: Iowanian told me tell you "Spare rod, spoil Broad"
TennHottyDPLuvr: It doesn't happen to every guy, size Does matter, and yes finishing too quick IS a big deal
TennHottyDPLuvr: Aunt Flo late this month 48 days. You get bill in mail.
TennHottyDPLuvr: Don't come down this weekend.........I have big dayt with new inernet boyfrined Skinsbra....He know how talk romans wif lady

[enter Chiefsplanet Stage Left]
vb script NewLine & Create New Thread
"How do you guys deal with Broken Heart, Git Girlfriend back?"

newline1
"screwYOU SKINSBRA, Girlfriend Stealer"

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:27 PM
naw the other girl is real

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:27 PM
Alex Trebec regrets to inform you that this answer isn't acceptable by the judges. "the proper answer would be "what is commando?, Comando"


I dont get it u mean piss on urself

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:28 PM
naw the other girl is real

IP check on aisle 2....IP check please.

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:28 PM
lol Sure she is man.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:29 PM
naw the other girl is real


u have a other girl?! what is goin on roy?!

steph
02-21-2005, 10:30 PM
this is roys real girlfriend , tenn_steph is not his real girlfriend

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:30 PM
I dont get it u mean piss on urself

III,
I didn't realize she was skinbra's sister.

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:30 PM
u have a other girl?! what is goin on roy?!

She's postin right now my real girlfriend steph cause im tellin her how to do it, she doesnt know how to post on a message board.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:31 PM
Roy got all dem bitches up in his bidness.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:32 PM
I think we'll need pics for proof!

;)

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:32 PM
where is this bitch roy? u said u wanted to marry me!

The Pedestrian
02-21-2005, 10:33 PM
what Irony? You already accidently slammed your pecker in a door hinge?

Stop whacking off while watching the neighbor lady pull weeds through the crack in the front door.

It's would've been more ironic if you had gotten the point of what I had been talking about...because no where in this thread do I talk about women specifically, I only say people--as in humanity. Anyway, since that's what you seemed to believe I was talking about, there's still a sense of irony at play: You tell me to not talk about what you think I don't know anything about although I do know enough about the subject, and then you tell me to wait until we're all talking about something that you think I know about although I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon, Magic, or Yogi. OTOH, I could be taking irony out of context, so don't bother pointing that out if it is so.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:33 PM
She's postin right now my real girlfriend steph cause im tellin her how to do it, she doesnt know how to post on a message board.

Is she using your Dad's computer?

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:33 PM
where is this bitch roy? u said u wanted to marry me!

Oh no you done messed up, thats one thing she dont like. You do not set there and call my real girlfriend the B word.

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:34 PM
I can see Roy running up and down the stairs, assuming his place has stairs...

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:34 PM
u a liar roy why u have to lie?

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:34 PM
where is this bitch roy? u said u wanted to marry me!

ROFL :LOL:

badgirl
02-21-2005, 10:34 PM
we know we going to be together I guess he just want to know how to make me happy but know all u saying to get married is a bad idea. U make him run away
If what people say on here makes him run away than you dont have much there, if this makes him run how many things in real life will make him run AFTER your married :hmmm:

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:34 PM
Ya know, I really don't think you should be standing up tenn_steph like this.

She has more of a history.

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:34 PM
Oh no you done messed up, thats one thing she dont like. You do not set there and call my real girlfriend the B word.

All hell is going to break loose now!

We all gonna die !!!!!1111

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:36 PM
u a liar roy why u have to lie?
It's not his fault, blame that other steph for taking him away. Roy just can't see through the hormones.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:36 PM
I dont know who that botch is but u said u love me roy! why u cheatin?

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:37 PM
I dont know who that botch is but u said u love me roy! why u cheatin?
ROFL

That's OK, the reat of the planet know you are the real love of his life and will suport you.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:38 PM
Ya know, I really don't think you should be standing up tenn_steph like this.

She has more of a history.

Roy just can't be tied down...he loves the ladies.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:38 PM
III, I think you should be a man and stand up to this mess you started.

;)

steph
02-21-2005, 10:38 PM
he's not cheating ur just losing ur mind

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:38 PM
Come on Roy, get to that other computer faster... for the love of god some of us have to work tomorrow man. :)

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:39 PM
he cheatin on me with some bitch when I gave him sex, liar!

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:40 PM
he's not cheating ur just losing ur mind
Hey, don't you talk that way to her!!!

:grrrr:

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:40 PM
he's not cheating ur just losing ur mind
shut up bitch, u cheatin slut he ain't got money!

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:40 PM
Did someone say the B word?

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:41 PM
he's not cheating ur just losing ur mind

Guys and Gals this steph is my real girlfriend cause i asked her about the tenn_steph last night and she said it wasnt her if it was how could she sign in and sign out just like that ???

Tenn_steph is not my woman guys, steph on here is, you guys just made it as a big joke last night and i have to admit it is funny.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:41 PM
Come on Roy, get to that other computer faster... for the love of god some of us have to work tomorrow man. :)
hahaha

this is pretty good

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:41 PM
Roy must have eaten it on the way to the other computer...

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:41 PM
shut up bitch, u cheatin slut he ain't got money!
ROFL ROFL ROFL

You go girl!!!!!!!

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:42 PM
III,

If you really went and brought your "real" woman to the planet, after this mess...........

well friend...........You should just go superglue your dickhole shut right now.

steph
02-21-2005, 10:42 PM
ok if u had sex with him how did he go fast or slow? it doesnt matter if he's got money he's probably got more than you

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:42 PM
OMG you done got my girlfriend steph started, oh the war is on now ..........

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:42 PM
Where's Jerry Springer when you need him? Someone throw a chair, here's a knife... do something with the knife!

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:43 PM
u didnt ask me nothing! why u lie roy? u dont want to be with me? is her sex better?!

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:43 PM
Tenn_steph is not my woman guys, steph on here is, you guys just made it as a big joke last night and i have to admit it is funny.

I'm pretty sure she didn't register until today...

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:44 PM
Guys and Gals this steph is my real girlfriend cause i asked her about the tenn_steph last night and she said it wasnt her if it was how could she sign in and sign out just like that ???

Tenn_steph is not my woman guys, steph on here is, you guys just made it as a big joke last night and i have to admit it is funny.
Now WHO would do a thing like that?!?!?!

I'm disgusted by your accusations. You need to stand by the woman tenn_steph, after all, you are the one that knocked her up right?!?!

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:44 PM
Holy Shit.


III.
You'd better go put on some extra shorts, because the day crew is going to take the belt to you tomorrow.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:45 PM
ROFL

steph
02-21-2005, 10:45 PM
yes my sex is better than yours you got a problem with it

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:45 PM
ok if u had sex with him how did he go fast or slow? it doesnt matter if he's got money he's probably got more than you


bitch I cant work cuz Im sick, he likes it both ways and made me cum the first time we did it.

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:45 PM
Roy = Pimp

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:45 PM
Drop the act Roy...we all know you registered the other steph account.

go bowe
02-21-2005, 10:45 PM
No, no....lardass is my tenth username...heh. :thumb:






FTR, I'm j/k.that pale turquoise is a little hard to see...

are you up to ten now? :huh:

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:46 PM
yes my sex is better than yours you got a problem with it


u have sex with urself, sounds like ur problem

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:46 PM
Come on everyone. We all know and love tenn_steph. We need to support her in this trying time while her boyfriend slaps her in the face with this affair.

III, I must admit I'm pretty disapointed in you.

;)

steph
02-21-2005, 10:47 PM
ok if your really his girlfriend what was the first night we did it?

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:47 PM
thank u at least someone here is nice

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:47 PM
I wish Roy would move a little faster here, he's really bringing this thing down.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:48 PM
the first night I stayed at his house, bitch

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:48 PM
What are the odds that Roy has rug burns on his knee's tomorrow morning?

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:48 PM
thank u at least someone here is nice
No sweat.

Roy got ur back in bed, lardass will take it here.

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:48 PM
You two wanna little sammich action?

make it a contest. I'll promote the F@#*off.

what shall it be called?
The Stinky Wee in Tennesee?
The Humper in da dumper?
Wombwrecker III

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:48 PM
the first night we did it? why u playin roy?

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:49 PM
What are the odds that Roy has rug burns on his knee's tomorrow morning?


I got 3 to 1 on that

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:49 PM
I wish Roy would move a little faster here, he's really bringing this thing down.
Yeah, he needs to start using both hands to TYPE.

steph
02-21-2005, 10:49 PM
no your the one that has sex with yourself because i had it every night with roy

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:50 PM
No sweat.

Roy got ur back in bed, lardass will take it here.

I'll take anything that isnt mine... gotta watch out.

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:50 PM
the first night I stayed at his house, bitch

WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:50 PM
You two wanna little sammich action?

make it a contest. I'll promote the F@#*off.

what shall it be called?
The Stinky Wee in Tennesee?
The Humper in da dumper?
Wombwrecker III
I like Wombwrecker III personally.

Got a webcam for this?

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:51 PM
PPV

Wombwrecker III
-The DP in Tennesee


I sooooooo wish I could photoshop IIIs face on the Hedgehog's upper torso right now. Complete with an Apolo Creed USA TopHot and James Brown shouting "EEETROOOOOY IHT AH!...AH Iv IH AMER I UH"

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:51 PM
Bury Roy's heart at rug burned knee.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:51 PM
he playin to look like a player u know the truth roy why u lie? if u didnt wanna marry me u could have said no

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:51 PM
ROFL

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:52 PM
WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


u such a liar, go **** ur new bitch.

he'll dump u on this place to, u hore!

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:53 PM
the first night I stayed at his house, bitch

the first time we did it was 2 days afterward on sunday evenin when my mom and dad went 2 the wal-mart so that shows that you dont even know the right time and would prove that steph is the real girlfriend, nice try, plz try again later :p

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:53 PM
u such a liar, go **** ur new bitch.

he'll dump u on this place to, u hore!
ROFL

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:54 PM
the first time we did it was 2 days afterward on sunday evenin when my mom and dad went 2 the wal-mart so that shows that you dont even know the right time and would prove that steph is the real girlfriend, nice try, plz try again later :p


While the parents are at Walmart... Roy will bust nuts.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:54 PM
the first time we did it was 2 days afterward on sunday evenin when my mom and dad went 2 the wal-mart so that shows that you dont even know the right time and would prove that steph is the real girlfriend, nice try, plz try again later :p
But did you get the other one pregnant too??

steph
02-21-2005, 10:54 PM
dont talk about the way he types his hands are just right and he uses them well

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:55 PM
the first time we did it was 2 days afterward on sunday evenin when my mom and dad went 2 the wal-mart so that shows that you dont even know the right time and would prove that steph is the real girlfriend, nice try, plz try again later :p


all that proves is u a liar...ur bitch didnt even say that u did. u lie u go off with ur new bitch and get her pregg

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:55 PM
dont talk about the way he types his hands are just right and he uses them well
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 10:55 PM
the first time we did it was 2 days afterward on sunday evenin when my mom and dad went 2 the wal-mart so that shows that you dont even know the right time and would prove that steph is the real girlfriend, nice try, plz try again later :p


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahahaha

II "need anything from Mr Walton's store III?"
III "Uh dadah, could you pick me up some wetnaps...I think I spilt sumthin in mah pocket"
II "sure thing Son, be back in a few minutes"
III "that'll do"



I'm reminded of the kid that just keeps touching the electric fence......with his unit.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:56 PM
dont talk about the way he types his hands are just right and he uses them well

Roy, drop the act.

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:57 PM
dont talk about the way he types his hands are just right and he uses them well

Damn skippy, and your not kiddin about that at all :p

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:57 PM
dont talk about the way he types his hands are just right and he uses them well


u mean ur hands are just right and u use them well on urself, bitch

royr17
02-21-2005, 10:58 PM
Roy, drop the act.

I swear dude, its not me, just check the IP Address, you'll see for sure.

lardass
02-21-2005, 10:58 PM
Damn skippy, and your not kiddin about that at all :p

I have no doubt Roy is really quick with his hands... there's a lot of practice there. You might even say they have a great rapport.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:58 PM
Damn skippy, and your not kiddin about that at all :p

Give us a lesson, Roy.

steph
02-21-2005, 10:58 PM
he hasnt gotten nobody pregnant

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 10:58 PM
I swear dude, its not me, just check the IP Address, you'll see for sure.

I'll get right on that.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 10:58 PM
Damn skippy, and your not kiddin about that at all :p

u used to say u loved to put ur hands on me

chris
02-21-2005, 10:59 PM
Come on Roy, get to that other computer faster... for the love of god some of us have to work tomorrow man. :)

ROFL ROFL

If there is ever a contest for best of best of breed of hall of fame, this is it!!

unlurking
02-21-2005, 10:59 PM
Geez, I feel like I should TIVO this or something!

Roy's response to this thread tomorrow should go on the frontpage as a warning to those considering letting their children log on the planet.

steph
02-21-2005, 11:00 PM
ok tenn_steph where does he love 2 put his hands?

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:01 PM
ROFL ROFL

If there is ever a contest for best of best of breed of hall of fame, this is it!!

Best of breed?
ROFL

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:01 PM
I have no doubt Roy is really quick with his hands... there's a lot of practice there. You might even say they have a great rapport.
hahaha

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:01 PM
im tired of ur lies roy, why u cant admit u love me? u started this thread cuz u love me

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 11:02 PM
tenn.....since you're a fraud, and I was nice......You're in for an Iowani-treat when the identity comes out.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:02 PM
im tired of ur lies roy, why u cant admit u love me? u started this thread cuz u love me
If you take him back after this, you need to kick his ass to let him know who wears the boxers.

chris
02-21-2005, 11:02 PM
You two wanna little sammich action?

make it a contest. I'll promote the F@#*off.

what shall it be called?
The Stinky Wee in Tennesee?
The Humper in da dumper?
Wombwrecker III


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

badgirl
02-21-2005, 11:03 PM
im tired of ur lies roy, why u cant admit u love me? u started this thread cuz u love me
Yea you must be a fake cause I know no one could speak the way you do in your posts, it sounds like someone who may be ah should I say "mentally challenged"?

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:04 PM
Yea you must be a fake cause I know no one could speak the way you do in your posts, it sounds like someone who may be ah should I say "mentally challenged"?

Thats all well and good, just dont call her the B word. Roy flips out!

tenn_luwanda
02-21-2005, 11:04 PM
hey Roy, who is this Steph girl? I thought I was the one you wanted to marry!

Im so pissed... pick up your phone. I been calling.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:04 PM
tenn.....since you're a fraud, and I was nice......You're in for an Iowani-treat when the identity comes out.
ROFL

I couldn't stop LAUGHING at how many people were so supportive of tenn_steph. I guess the level of intelligence people expected out of III's GF wasn't much.

;)

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:04 PM
I said Im no good at typing, I talk better

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:05 PM
Roy is seriously a pimp...

I'm Roy bitch! bang bang!

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:05 PM
hey Roy, who is this Steph girl? I thought I was the one you wanted to marry!

Im so pissed... pick up your phone. I been calling.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

steph
02-21-2005, 11:05 PM
tenn_steph that's a lie he did it before we got together. And he did this because he loves me not someone like you.

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 11:05 PM
ok tenn_steph where does he love 2 put his hands?

Thats too easy........A horny beginner is going strait for the Boobage, taking a detour to Bootyville, and then trying to clap them together in Pinkclamdonton.

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:05 PM
Yea you must be a fake cause I know no one could speak the way you do in your posts, it sounds like someone who may be ah should I say "mentally challenged"?

that person is a fake cause i told my real girlfriend to register and get them goin.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:05 PM
omg roy there is more than 1?!?!

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:05 PM
hey Roy, who is this Steph girl? I thought I was the one you wanted to marry!

Im so pissed... pick up your phone. I been calling.

Taco John.

tenn_luwanda
02-21-2005, 11:06 PM
tenn_steph that's a lie he did it before we got together. And he did this because he loves me not someone like you.

Roy, dont tell me this girl is white. I thought you only loved the brown shugah, baby.

chris
02-21-2005, 11:07 PM
Best of breed?
ROFL

Always nice when a pun is noticed!

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:07 PM
So do you think we have a ton here if we add up these three specimens?

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:07 PM
well, it was fun kids. Yes, I am an imposter, and Roy....we all know that Steph is just your left hand on your downstairs computer. But seriously you shouldn't post crap about your relationships on the internet. what if she found those threads about all the other girls you wanted to bang? :thumb:

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:07 PM
Roy, dont tell me this girl is white. I thought you only loved the brown shugah, baby.

SDChiefsfan

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:07 PM
Roy, dont tell me this girl is white. I thought you only loved the brown shugah, baby.
Holy crap!

I'm gonna owe a lotta rep when the identities are revealed.

steph
02-21-2005, 11:08 PM
I'm the one Roy really loves so all of you other bitches or whatever needs 2 back off.

WebGem
02-21-2005, 11:08 PM
I am 19 and the last thing on my mind right now is getting married.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:08 PM
well, it was fun kids. Yes, I am an imposter, and Roy....we all know that Steph is just your left hand on your downstairs computer. But seriously you shouldn't post crap about your relationships on the internet. what if she found those threads about all the other girls you wanted to bang? :thumb:
Ouch!!!!!!!

hahahaha

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:09 PM
I havent laughed this hard at a stupid computer screen in a long time.

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:10 PM
well, it was fun kids. Yes, I am an imposter, and Roy....we all know that Steph is just your left hand on your downstairs computer. But seriously you shouldn't post crap about your relationships on the internet. what if she found those threads about all the other girls you wanted to bang? :thumb:

Yea well that was before her. So i dont think that really matters now does it.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:10 PM
I havent laughed at a stupid computer screen in a long time.

I bet you laughed at a smart one.

I know the identity of Luwanda....but I will not reveal.

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:11 PM
I know the identity of tenn_steph too... :D

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:11 PM
I havent laughed this hard at a stupid computer screen in a long time.
Me either, even the out of place post from CF5840 made me bust up when I remembered how "innocently" (if not stupidly) this thread started.

steph
02-21-2005, 11:11 PM
if i was his left hand i would be able 2 have good sex with him would I?

tenn_luwanda
02-21-2005, 11:11 PM
I cant believe this shit, Roy. How many hoes you got? You aint never gettin this sweet black pussy again.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:11 PM
I know the identity of tenn_steph too... :D

You and me both. ROFL

Shall we join hands and take a bow for the curtain call?

"Roy's Proposal"

Starring...tenn_steph
Directed by...lardass
Produced by....gochiefs

go bowe
02-21-2005, 11:12 PM
I am 19 and the last thing on my mind right now is getting married.that's because you haven't met someone like steph yet...

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:12 PM
Roy you can stop now, the jig is up... your manhood is only further damaged but the damage is negligible, relax.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:13 PM
Well then, thanks for the laughs GC, III, and Iowanian!

tenn_luwanda
02-21-2005, 11:14 PM
RoyIII,

You are a dumbass.

Sincerely,

Ali Chi3fs

chris
02-21-2005, 11:14 PM
well, it was fun kids. Yes, I am an imposter, and Roy....we all know that Steph is just your left hand on your downstairs computer. But seriously you shouldn't post crap about your relationships on the internet. what if she found those threads about all the other girls you wanted to bang? :thumb:


thank you for an wonderful evening of laughter. My stomach muscles hurt!

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:14 PM
that's because you haven't met someone like steph yet...
:D

steph
02-21-2005, 11:14 PM
I dont care who the identity of tenn_steph is but whoever it is needs 2 back off my man.

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:14 PM
You and me both. ROFL

Shall we join hands and take a bow for the curtain call?

"Roy's Proposal"

Starring...tenn_steph
Directed by...lardass
Produced by....gochiefs

This thing deserves an academy award...

I want to thank Jesus, my mother and Roy's "sex" life.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:14 PM
if i was his left hand i would be able 2 have good sex with him would I?


wow, that hurt. No, seriously, I think I ruptured my spleen. No one doubts you have a gf Roy, we all just doubt it's her making these lame ass posts....give it up now, honey.

Iowanian
02-21-2005, 11:15 PM
if i was his left hand i would be able 2 have good sex with him would I?

The Kid has a 55 gallon drum of Soiled Tube socks, a 5 gallon bucket of Crisco next to his computer, and 487gig of hardcore midget porn on his PC.

Do you really need someone to answer about his skills concerning his left hand when relating to Fornicating activity? This one should be left for the JV to Go Yard.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:15 PM
I dont care who the identity of tenn_steph is but whoever it is needs 2 back off my man.
hahaha

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:15 PM
But hey that girl registered as steph on here really is my girlfriend guys, im not kiddin neither. Just ask her and she wont denie.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:15 PM
I dont care who the identity of tenn_steph is but whoever it is needs 2 back off my man.

Roy, you're dating a man?

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:15 PM
I dont care who the identity of tenn_steph is but whoever it is needs 2 back off my man.


LMAO!!! no one wants your man, Roy.

steph
02-21-2005, 11:16 PM
nobody calls my boyfriend a dumbass

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:16 PM
More accurately, Roy is dating one of his appendages.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:16 PM
nobody calls my boyfriend a dumbass

Roy and Steph are OFF THE HOOK! LOOK OUT! THEY'RE OUTTA CONTROL!

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:17 PM
But hey that girl registered as steph on here really is my girlfriend guys, im not kiddin neither. Just ask her and she wont denie.

Wow, I've been in the presence of a deity, and I didnt even know it!

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:17 PM
Man, I think some of the best humor of this thread was the setup and how many people fell for the tenn_steph persona.

We really need a sucker's wall of shame.

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:17 PM
And nobody calls my girlfriend a bitch neither .......... if you do you have to deal with me and that wouldnt be a pretty site.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:19 PM
And nobody calls my girlfriend a bitch neither .......... if you do you have to deal with me and that wouldnt be a pretty site.


bitch!!!

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:19 PM
Roy and Steph are OFF THE HOOK! LOOK OUT! THEY'RE OUTTA CONTROL!

Hide the women and children!

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:19 PM
And nobody calls my girlfriend a bitch neither .......... if you do you have to deal with me and that wouldnt be a pretty site.
Bitch?

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:19 PM
And nobody calls my girlfriend a bitch neither .......... if you do you have to deal with me and that wouldnt be a pretty site.

Roy, can we sign you on for a sequel? You can have all the rep you want.

ROY III in ROY'S REVENGE

They called his woman a bitch...they posed as his lover...now, he's out for blood.

THIS SUMMER...IT WON'T BE A PRETTY SITE.

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:20 PM
bitch!!!

You the one that is a bitch now quit this shit cause i wont deal with people callin her names, and if i was around you right now and you was a guy i seriously beat the shit out of you, i dont put up with that shit.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:21 PM
no one calls me, i mean my boyfriend, I mean my girlfriend a dumbass, I mean bitch

steph
02-21-2005, 11:21 PM
You all are jealous because you dont have Roy

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:22 PM
You the one that is a bitch now quit this shit cause i wont deal with people callin her names, and if i was around you right now and you was a guy i seriously beat the shit out of you, i dont put up with that shit.

Ya'll gonna make Roy lose his mind up in here...

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:22 PM
Quit playin this game Tenn_Steph i'll stand up for my girlfriend and she'll stand up for me, me and her think a like so if you say somethin you have to deal with the both of us. 4321

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:22 PM
You the one that is a bitch now quit this shit cause i wont deal with people callin her names, and if i was around you right now and you was a guy i seriously beat the shit out of you, i dont put up with that shit.


but but but u love me! :deevee:

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:22 PM
You the one that is a bitch now quit this shit cause i wont deal with people callin her names, and if i was around you right now and you was a guy i seriously beat the shit out of you, i dont put up with that shit.

Actually, she's a chick. I'll give you two guesses.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:23 PM
OMG, am I the only one in hear watching the multiple personalities of GC and III going at it?!?!

Whoa, twilight zone moment.

The Bad Guy
02-21-2005, 11:23 PM
Steph,

What are you wearing right now?

I'm in my spiderman pj's, a snorkel and flip flops.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:23 PM
Quit playin this game Tenn_Steph i'll stand up for my girlfriend and she'll stand up for me, me and her think a like so if you say somethin you have to deal with the both of us. 4321


I shiver, honestly. to deal with you AND your downstairs computer?!?!?!! NO!!!!!!

c'mon roy I have nothing against your woman.

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:23 PM
You all are jealous because you dont have Roy

Yes, at night when I lay beside a female form, I think of Roy. I think of all the things my life lacks because I do not have the safety, comfort and scholarly attributes of Roy. Oh Roy oh Roy, where have you gone? They just dont build them like that anymore. Tonight will be another lonely, empty of Roy night. The hours will pass and hopefully night will turn into day, and I will go on, living without Roy.

I pass my time, in a Royless prison. :(

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:24 PM
OMG, am I the only one in hear watching the multiple personalities of GC and III going at it?!?!

Whoa, twilight zone moment.

I have 0 smurfs in this thread.

Lardass and tenn_steph are acquaintances.

steph
02-21-2005, 11:24 PM
its none of ur business what i'm wearing

go bowe
02-21-2005, 11:24 PM
oh, c'mon...

the suspense is killing me and it's past my bedtime...

who are these people?

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:25 PM
Steph,

What are you wearing right now?

I'm in my spiderman pj's, a snorkel and flip flops.


my helmet, and my strawberry shortcake lingerie. Mom says I have to keep the helmet on cuz my brain is really soft

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:25 PM
oh, c'mon...

the suspense is killing me and it's past my bedtime...

who are these people?

They've never been on the planet before...seriously.

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:25 PM
I have 0 smurfs in this thread.

Lardass and tenn_steph are acquaintances.

This is true... I had a hand in this but my hand is not directly in the cookie jar...

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:25 PM
Ok can we quit this game now plz, i dont want my girlfriend gettin mad and from the looks of it she is, so its time to quit this shit.

You guys had your fun & games now its time to quit.

And steph on here really is my girlfriend and im not lying about it either.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:26 PM
oh, c'mon...

the suspense is killing me and it's past my bedtime...

who are these people?
Keep up man, each one is a disorder issue of GC. I actually think he is roy as well, and nobody actually realized it until now.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:26 PM
Ok can we quit this game now plz, i dont want my girlfriend gettin mad and from the looks of it she is, so its time to quit this shit.

You guys had your fun & games now its time to quit.

And steph on here really is my girlfriend and im not lying about it either.

Stop lying you little weasel. Or I'll never give you rep again.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:27 PM
Ok can we quit this game now plz, i dont want my girlfriend gettin mad and from the looks of it she is, so its time to quit this shit.

You guys had your fun & games now its time to quit.

And steph on here really is my girlfriend and im not lying about it either.
why don't you both post at the same time?

The Bad Guy
02-21-2005, 11:28 PM
Ok can we quit this game now plz, i dont want my girlfriend gettin mad and from the looks of it she is, so its time to quit this shit.

You guys had your fun & games now its time to quit.

And steph on here really is my girlfriend and im not lying about it either.

I want proof. Give me her number or tell her to turn on her webcam and broadcast it for CP.

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:28 PM
Yes, at night when I lay beside a female form, I think of Roy. I think of all the things my life lacks because I do not have the safety, comfort and scholarly attributes of Roy. Oh Roy oh Roy, where have you gone? They just dont build them like that anymore. Tonight will be another lonely, empty of Roy night. The hours will pass and hopefully night will turn into day, and I will go on, living without Roy.

I pass my time, in a Royless prison. :(

You are so sick, god you queer. Dont ever say stuff like that, ewwwwwwwwww, make me sick. If you want a man go get you one but sorry im not that way and never will be and would die before i ever would be. Oh i have a idea I think GOCHIEFS would be a perfect canidate for you, what you think, eh ..........

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:28 PM
I want proof. Give me her number or tell her to turn on her webcam and broadcast it for CP.
Don't forget the CLOTHING REQUIRED part!

;)

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:28 PM
Keep up man, each one is a disorder issue of GC. I actually think he is roy as well, and nobody actually realized it until now.


actually I am a separate and very feminine entity.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:29 PM
You are so sick, god you queer. Dont ever say stuff like that, ewwwwwwwwww, make me sick. If you want a man go get you one but sorry im not that way and never will be and would die before i ever would be. Oh i have a idea I think GOCHIEFS would be a perfect canidate for you, what you think, eh ..........


where'd steph go? I am sure she'd be super impressed with this bigoted crap

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:29 PM
You are so sick, god you queer. Dont ever say stuff like that, ewwwwwwwwww, make me sick. If you want a man go get you one but sorry im not that way and never will be and would die before i ever would be. Oh i have a idea I think GOCHIEFS would be a perfect canidate for you, what you think, eh ..........
My point!!!!!!!

Notice the speech patterns are similar to tenn_steph?!?!

Roy is tenn_steph which means he is GC!

;)

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:30 PM
You are so sick, god you queer. Dont ever say stuff like that, ewwwwwwwwww, make me sick. If you want a man go get you one but sorry im not that way and never will be and would die before i ever would be. Oh i have a idea I think GOCHIEFS would be a perfect canidate for you, what you think, eh ..........

Quit playing hard to get, you big sack of man meat you... :)

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:30 PM
Suuuure

lol

booger
02-21-2005, 11:30 PM
OMG, am I the only one in hear watching the multiple personalities of GC and III going at it?!?!

Whoa, twilight zone moment.
I think they stole it from the star bb.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:31 PM
Quit playing hard to get, you big sack of man meat you... :)
ROFL

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:31 PM
My point!!!!!!!

Notice the speech patterns are similar to tenn_steph?!?!

Roy is tenn_steph which means he is GC!

;)



ha! actually, I getting quite fond of you, big boy


the character tenn_steph was deeply researched by yours truly, and developed from many hours of studying the enigma that is roy. then it was placed here, for your viewing pleasure

|Zach|
02-21-2005, 11:31 PM
I am 19 and the last thing on my mind right now is getting married.
The first thing is car insurance. Right? ROFL ;)

steph
02-21-2005, 11:31 PM
I'm the only one in here that cares about Roy and I really do love him.

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:31 PM
There's no way I have the bandwidth to post this fast in three different accounts.

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:31 PM
Sorry but she dont even have a webcam

go bowe
02-21-2005, 11:31 PM
actually I am a separate and very feminine entity.entity?

very feminine entity?

wtf is this? some star wars crap gone amok?

chris
02-21-2005, 11:32 PM
Yes, at night when I lay beside a female form, I think of Roy. I think of all the things my life lacks because I do not have the safety, comfort and scholarly attributes of Roy. Oh Roy oh Roy, where have you gone? They just dont build them like that anymore. Tonight will be another lonely, empty of Roy night. The hours will pass and hopefully night will turn into day, and I will go on, living without Roy.

I pass my time, in a Royless prison. :(

STOP!!!!!! ROFL I can't take much more!!!

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:32 PM
I'm the only one in here that cares about Roy and I really do love him.

So you only care about yourself, Roy? Self-love is great.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:32 PM
ha! actually, I getting quite fond of you, big boy


the character tenn_steph was deeply researched by yours truly, and developed from many hours of studying the enigma that is roy. then it was placed here, for your viewing pleasure
oh christ, come on, this isn't an audience participation thing....

get back to the show!

:)

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:33 PM
oh christ, come on, this isn't an audience participation thing....

get back to the show!

:)

Genious can't be rushed...

Madame Tenn_Steph needs her rest for the next showing...

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:34 PM
sorry


u lie roy, why u have to bring this bitch up in here? :thumb:

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:34 PM
It's going to be hard to ever be respected on this board... :)

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:34 PM
GOchiefs tell me how can me and steph post at the sametime if one computer is in the office and the other is in my room huh, dont even think i could get to it that quick

booger
02-21-2005, 11:35 PM
Sorry but she dont even have a webcam
Tell the parents to pick one up next time at wal mart.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:35 PM
you haven't posted at the same time, there's been like a three minute lag between your posts

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:35 PM
GOchiefs tell me how can me and steph post at the sametime if one computer is in the office and the other is in my room huh, dont even think i could get to it that quick

You DON'T post at the sametime. There's noticeable time lapse.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:36 PM
It's going to be hard to ever be respected again on this board... :)
So what's this "again" thing?

:D

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:36 PM
Tell the parents to pick one up next time at wal mart.
:clap:

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:37 PM
So what's this "again" thing?

:D

I forgot I was dealing with the KGB... how about I correct that and just leave it without the again part, since everyone is so suspicious.

The Bad Guy
02-21-2005, 11:37 PM
Sorry but she dont even have a webcam

That's just what she told you.

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:37 PM
all i can say is yall check the ip address and it'll show

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:38 PM
all i can say is yall check the ip address and it'll show

Roy, only admins/mods can check IP logs.

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:38 PM
I know she dont cause i have a webcam and she's viewin me right now

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:39 PM
I know she dont cause i have a webcam and she's viewin me right now

What a sight that must be. Roy unchained.

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:39 PM
There, I fixed that for you and the other KGB wannabes. ;)

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:39 PM
Well i swear upon my grave thats its her postin and not me im postin under my own name .........

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:39 PM
I know she dont cause i have a webcam and she's viewin me right now
eww, please don't show that

The Bad Guy
02-21-2005, 11:39 PM
I know she dont cause i have a webcam and she's viewin me right now

Can I watch too my little roytoy?

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:39 PM
Well i swear upon my grave thats its her postin and not me im postin under my own name .........

You don't have a grave, numbnuts.

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:39 PM
There, I fixed that for you and the other KGB wannabes. ;)
:D

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:40 PM
then how is she at your other computer, posting?

steph
02-21-2005, 11:40 PM
this is bullshit i live in Tennessee if u want the town i'll give it 2 you ?

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:40 PM
Can I watch too my little roytoy?

Uh look out your fiance is going to get jealous.

lardass
02-21-2005, 11:40 PM
You don't have a grave, numbnuts.

That's awesome! :)

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:40 PM
You don't have a grave, numbnuts.
HA! ROFL

royr17
02-21-2005, 11:41 PM
then how is she at your other computer, posting?

She has her own computer at home in Tennessee, how in the world do you think i was postin while i was still down there, duh.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:41 PM
this is bullshit i live in Tennessee if u want the town i'll give it 2 you ?


lol....calm down hellcat. all that running from computer to computer is going to give you an infarction

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:41 PM
this is bullshit i live in Tennessee if u want the town i'll give it 2 you ?

Only Roy and son post with a space before question marks...busted!

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:42 PM
She has her own computer at home in Tennessee, how in the world do you think i was postin while i was still down there, duh.

uh huh......and?

booger
02-21-2005, 11:42 PM
this is bullshit i live in Tennessee if u want the town i'll give it 2 you ?


Must be from Tennessee.


Your the only ten I see. ;)

steph
02-21-2005, 11:42 PM
bitch i'm sitting down your the one running around trying 2 find somebody

Count Zarth
02-21-2005, 11:43 PM
bitch i'm sitting down your the one running around trying 2 find somebody

That's not very ladylike, Roy.

tenn_steph
02-21-2005, 11:43 PM
LOL!!! how far did you have to run to find roy? not very far or very fast I'd imagine

Ari Chi3fs
02-21-2005, 11:44 PM
This thread bores me.

The Bad Guy
02-21-2005, 11:44 PM
this is bullshit i live in Tennessee if u want the town i'll give it 2 you ?

Just like I gave it to you last night?

unlurking
02-21-2005, 11:45 PM
Get back to the corner luwanda.

roy needs his cash machine!

;)