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royr17
02-22-2005, 12:45 AM
That's not very ladylike, Roy.

I swear its not me, why dont any of you guys believe me, we used to have 2 computers in the office but we dont now cause the other ones at my granny so that when my mom stay over there she can have somethin to do.

steph
02-22-2005, 12:45 AM
for your imformation i would run all the way 2 ky 2 see roy if i had 2

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 12:46 AM
I give roy his money, he aint got none!

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 12:47 AM
no one really cares, this was fun for awhile, now it's just sad....night roy, night roy's left hand

royr17
02-22-2005, 12:48 AM
for your imformation i would run all the way 2 ky 2 see roy if i had 2

I know you would i'd run all the way 2 tn 2 see steph if i had 2 too. Guys steph on here is really her, believe me or not but it is. Trust me.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 12:48 AM
I swear its not me, why dont any of you guys believe me, we used to have 2 computers in the office but we dont now cause the other ones at my granny so that when my mom stay over there she can have somethin to do.

You can just as easily post a smurf account from the same computer.

It's OBVIOUS it's you, you little pimp daddy. The posting style is the same.

steph
02-22-2005, 12:49 AM
if u didnt care why was u saying u was roys girlfriend huh?

royr17
02-22-2005, 12:50 AM
You can just as easily post a smurf account from the same computer.

It's OBVIOUS it's you, you little pimp daddy. The posting style is the same.

Just cause our postin styles are the same doesnt mean its me.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 12:50 AM
if u didnt care why was u saying u was roys girlfriend huh?

Shaddup, ho.

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 12:51 AM
for your imformation i would run all the way 2 ky 2 see roy if i had 2

If you're overweight then that might not be a bad idea.

el borracho
02-22-2005, 12:51 AM
Roy, Is this thread at all reminiscent of how you originally internet-seduced Steph?

steph
02-22-2005, 12:52 AM
why u calling me a ho u probably got a little dick anyways

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 12:52 AM
if u didnt care why was u saying u was roys girlfriend huh?
joke, honey. all a joke

The Pedestrian
02-22-2005, 12:52 AM
It's still possible for you both to have the same post time on here because it only counts minutes....I highly doubt that it takes you more than a minute to run from one computer in the house to another. The fact that you even bothered to try to prove it makes you busted.

Holy crap, I can't believe I agree with gochiefs about something...someone better mark this thread, cause we don't know if it'll ever happen again.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 12:52 AM
why u calling me a ho u probably got a little dick anyways

Yeah, I bet Roy's is massive. How big is it?

royr17
02-22-2005, 12:52 AM
Shaddup, ho.

Gochiefs you shut the **** up, i swear if i have too i'll hunt you down and beat the livin shit out of you, nobody calls my girlfriend a ho, same goes for all of you no matter if i kick your ass or get my ass kicked at least it shows im willin to stand up for my woman.

Hell dude your queer and cant even get chicks. Football is more important to you than startin a family, so do us all a favor and STFU.

steph
02-22-2005, 12:53 AM
hey The Bad Boy I am not over weight I am just right

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 12:53 AM
Gochiefs you shut the **** up, i swear if i have too i'll hunt you down and beat the livin shit out of you, nobody calls my girlfriend a ho, same goes for all of you no matter if i kick your ass or get my ass kicked at least it shows im willin to stand up for my woman.

Hell dude your queer and cant even get chicks. Football is more important to you than startin a family, so do us all a favor and STFU.

I am scared shitless....I'm going to bed. Sorry, Roy, please accept my apology!

lardass
02-22-2005, 12:53 AM
He done told you good...

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 12:54 AM
ooh that aint a pretty site!

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 12:55 AM
hey The Bad Boy I am not over weight I am just right

Translation: I'm not fat - I'm just big boned.

The Pedestrian
02-22-2005, 12:55 AM
Gochiefs you shut the **** up, i swear if i have too i'll hunt you down and beat the livin shit out of you, nobody calls my girlfriend a ho, same goes for all of you no matter if i kick your ass or get my ass kicked at least it shows im willin to stand up for my woman.

Hell dude your queer and cant even get chicks. Football is more important to you than startin a family, so do us all a favor and STFU.

Good rant, but I gotta ask this...if he's a queer, why would he be go'n after chicks?

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 12:56 AM
Good rant, but I gotta ask this...if he's a queer, why would he be go'n after chicks?

Fags can have families, too....don't hate.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 12:57 AM
hey The Bad Boy I can not use commas can you use commas ?

steph
02-22-2005, 12:57 AM
big boned my ass ur probably 300 400 pounds

royr17
02-22-2005, 12:57 AM
Translation: I'm not fat - I'm just big boned.

My girlfriend is not fat, she's just right, and so if i was you i do yourself a favor and STFU and dont ever ask what she's wearin again, cause its obviously none of your business, its only my business. :p

lardass
02-22-2005, 12:57 AM
hey The Bad Boy I can not use commas can you use commas ?

lol I missed that one, glorious...

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 12:58 AM
big boned my ass ur probably 300 400 pounds

You should know, I was on top last night.

Purrrr.

steph
02-22-2005, 12:58 AM
on top last night i wouldnt **** a guy that fat even if u paid me

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 12:59 AM
My girlfriend is not fat, she's just right, and so if i was you i do yourself a favor and STFU and dont ever ask what she's wearin again, cause its obviously none of your business, its only my business. :p

The funny thing is you haven't caught on if you ignore us, we will go away.

unlurking
02-22-2005, 12:59 AM
You should know, I was on top last night.

Purrrr.
ROFL

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 12:59 AM
My girlfriend is not fat, she's just right, and so if i was you i do yourself a favor and STFU and dont ever ask what she's wearin again, cause its obviously none of your business, its only my business. :p


ewwwwwwwwwww

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 12:59 AM
on top last night i wouldnt **** a guy that fat even if u paid me

Who said I was fat? And for the record, you paid me.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:01 AM
on top last night i wouldnt **** a guy that fat even if u paid me
nope, roy's amount of fat is just the perfect amount.....

booger
02-22-2005, 01:01 AM
Who said I was fat? And for the record, you paid me.
How much?

I am fat and could use the money.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:01 AM
You should know, I was on top last night.

Purrrr.

Can I get some sloppy seconds on Roy?? I want to experience Kentucky Love with an expert.

unlurking
02-22-2005, 01:02 AM
How much?

I am fat and could use the money.
ROFL

royr17
02-22-2005, 01:02 AM
on top last night i wouldnt **** a guy that fat even if u paid me

rep comin to you baby on that one, wooooooooooooowwwwwwwww talkin about layin down the hammer.

steph
02-22-2005, 01:02 AM
You are fat bc i didnt **** you and i dont sleep around and make ppl pay 4 it

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:02 AM
The "real" steph hasn't threatened anyone in a while, what the hell is going on? :D

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:02 AM
nope, roy's amount of fat is just the perfect amount.....

I agree. How can you resist Roy with those love handles? He's a babe magnet.

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:02 AM
I spoke too late, my bad.

unlurking
02-22-2005, 01:03 AM
rep comin to you baby on that one, wooooooooooooowwwwwwwww talkin about layin down the hammer.
You nicknamed his dick the hammer?

Come on Roy, that falls under the TMI category!

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:03 AM
You are fat bc i didnt **** you and i dont sleep around and make ppl pay 4 it

You do it for free?

Ho.

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:03 AM
rep comin to you baby on that one, wooooooooooooowwwwwwwww talkin about layin down the hammer.

You go Roy! Straight layin down that hammer...

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:03 AM
rep comin to you baby on that one, wooooooooooooowwwwwwwww talkin about layin down the hammer.



oh yeah that was the burn felt 'round the world :rolleyes:

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 01:04 AM
rep comin to you baby on that one, wooooooooooooowwwwwwwww talkin about layin down the hammer.

If you thought that was layin down the hammer, you should of seen the reverse cowgirl position I had her in last night.

Zing!

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:04 AM
You nicknamed his dick the hammer?

Come on Roy, that falls under the TMI category!

I think it's a rock hammer...

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 01:05 AM
You are fat bc i didnt **** you and i dont sleep around and make ppl pay 4 it

So you give it out for free?

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:05 AM
oh yeah that was the burn felt 'round the world :rolleyes:

Roy knows about rep so the inverse relationship of Roy, "steph" most certainly knows about rep. :)

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:05 AM
So you give it out for free?
*snicker*

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:06 AM
So you give it out for free?

Stop stealing my jokes from five posts up...

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:06 AM
left hand, do you know what rep is? why yes, right hand, I do!

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 01:08 AM
Stop stealing my jokes from five posts up...

I'm too lazy to look 5 posts up.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:08 AM
I'm too lazy to look 5 posts up.

But not lazy enough to ride Roy like a Cowboy?

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:09 AM
But not lazy enough to ride Roy like a Cowboy?

Is this in reference to Roy's right hand or his left? ;)

The Bad Guy
02-22-2005, 01:09 AM
But not lazy enough to ride Roy like a Cowboy?

I was refering to Roy's significant other.

royr17
02-22-2005, 01:09 AM
Leave her the F*ck alone guys, plz, cause your pissin her off

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:10 AM
Is this in reference to Roy's right hand or his left? ;)

I don't know. I'd like to get off this train.

el borracho
02-22-2005, 01:10 AM
I think it's a rock hammer...
I would have guessed a tack hammer or perhaps one of those roofing hammers.

Or maybe it is a ball peen hammer. Roy, which hammer does your "hammer" most resemble?

el borracho
02-22-2005, 01:11 AM
I would have guessed a tack hammer or perhaps one of those roofing hammers.

Or maybe it is a ball peen hammer. Roy, which hammer does your "hammer" most resemble?
Steph and/ or Tenn Steph feel free to answer this one if you know the answer.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:11 AM
Leave her the F*ck alone guys, plz, cause your pissin her off
"she" (see people's exhibit a, attached to roy's right arm, at the wrist) or more accurately, you can sign off, right?

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:11 AM
Leave her the F*ck alone guys, plz, cause your pissin her off

Just take your hand, and put it in a bucket of ice... good as new in about 24 hrs then you can resume relations. :)

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:12 AM
Steph and/ or Tenn Steph feel free to answer this one if you know the answer.


the little plastic baby hammers

steph
02-22-2005, 01:13 AM
you all are a bunch of old ppl that dont work and dont have anything else better to do

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:15 AM
you all are a bunch of old ppl that dont work and dont have anything else better to do

Steph was the best thing we could find to do.

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:15 AM
What a waste of quality HTML this thread is.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:15 AM
ooooooh incorrect! I am neither old, nor unemployed. what about you, steph? a job? school?anything? bueller, bueller?

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:16 AM
you all are a bunch of old ppl that dont work and dont have anything else better to do
I work...I also go to school. I also go to Patton Alley Pub and drink beer. Lots of it. It is fun.

el borracho
02-22-2005, 01:16 AM
you all are a bunch of old ppl that dont work and dont have anything else better to do
I'm sorry. Would you like us all to go to Walmart for a few minutes?

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:16 AM
What a waste of quality HTML this thread is.
so why are you posting in it?

steph
02-22-2005, 01:17 AM
haha so ur addmitting ur old and dont have anything better to do lol

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:18 AM
so why are you posting in it?
To see if any lardasses show up.

steph
02-22-2005, 01:18 AM
if you'll believe i'm roys gf yes i would like all of ya'll to go 2 walmart and use the little motor carts

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:18 AM
ooooooh incorrect! I am neither old, nor unemployed. what about you, steph? a job? school?anything? bueller, bueller?


so are you illiterate? or do you just collect those government checks based on your lack of personality?

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:19 AM
To see if any lardasses show up.
fair enough

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:19 AM
if you'll believe i'm roys gf yes i would like all of ya'll to go 2 walmart and use the little motor carts
I dont believe shit.

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:19 AM
To see if any lardasses show up.

Nope, havent seen any of those around...

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:19 AM
if you'll believe i'm roys gf yes i would like all of ya'll to go 2 walmart and use the little motor carts

If you were really Roy's girlfriend (which you are not) how ironic would it be that your posting style is quite similar to tenn_steph's impersonation earlier in this thread?

steph
02-22-2005, 01:20 AM
excuse but i got 2 college in the day time and work at night more than you can say

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:20 AM
chalk it up to my superior method acting

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:20 AM
Nope, havent seen any of those around...
ROFL Just checking.

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:21 AM
excuse but i got 2 college in the day time and work at night more than you can say
where do you work.

what kind of classes do you take.

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:21 AM
excuse but i got 2 college in the day time and work at night more than you can say

Whatever institution you claim to attend probably would not claim you.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:21 AM
excuse but i got 2 college in the day time and work at night more than you can say
you got 2 college, hmm? that's why you had time to have him at your house for two weeks straight? Oh! of course you did ROY, you can't go anwyhere without your left hand

steph
02-22-2005, 01:22 AM
i go 2 UT at knoxville thank you

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:22 AM
COLLEGE

It's not just through the mail anymore...

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:23 AM
She said she's GOT 2 colleges.....Roy's banging some university president...

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:23 AM
COLLEGE

It's not just through the mail anymore...


ha!!!!

steph
02-22-2005, 01:23 AM
he didnt have 2 use his hands i did all the work

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:23 AM
i go 2 UT at knoxville thank you
just because that's where your bus stops, doesn't mean you "go" there

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:24 AM
i go 2 UT at knoxville thank you
What kind of classes do you take.

el borracho
02-22-2005, 01:24 AM
where do you work.

what kind of classes do you take.
I heard she's got a job at the airport sniffing luggage. ROFL I might have misheard, though, you know I'm just an old person with nothing to do.

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:24 AM
"She" must have a Psych major with some kind of focus in multiple personality disorders, it's clear "she" has a background.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:25 AM
I heard she's got a job at the airport sniffing luggage. ROFL I might have misheard, though, you know I'm just an old person with nothing to do.

ROFL

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:26 AM
D'oh!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to el borracho again.

steph
02-22-2005, 01:26 AM
i'm taking classes 2 become a lawyer thank you

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:26 AM
i'm taking classes 2 become a lawyer thank you

Now THAT is ironic. ROFL

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:28 AM
i'm taking classes 2 become a lawyer thank you

Cool, define common law? And let's hear where it came from...

Lawyer my ass.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:28 AM
really? so you already have your bachelor's degree?

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:28 AM
i'm taking classes 2 become a lawyer thank you
So where are you right now?

200 level? 300 level?

What classes are you into this semester.

steph
02-22-2005, 01:28 AM
why u laughing gocheif u jealous because ur not as smart as i am?

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:29 AM
ahem, define common law, tell me what gpa you had in your undergrad studies, how old you are, what year you graduated with your BA and what score you got on your LSATs

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:29 AM
why u laughing gocheif u jealous because ur not as smart as i am?

No I am jealous of Roy. I love that Kentucky ass.

steph
02-22-2005, 01:30 AM
you all need 2 shut the **** up because you dont know shit and ur gonna mess up if u keep talking 2 me like this

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:30 AM
ahem, define common law, tell me what gpa you had in your undergrad studies, how old you are, what year you graduated with your BA and what score you got on your LSATs

I'm sure she got 100 on her LSAT's...with a gold star.

KcMizzou
02-22-2005, 01:30 AM
i'm taking classes 2 become a lawyer thank youHoly crap, Roy III's marrying Scanfan!

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:31 AM
ahem, define common law, tell me what gpa you had in your undergrad studies, how old you are, what year you graduated with your BA and what score you got on your LSATs


come on smarty pants, let's hear it

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:31 AM
you all need 2 shut the **** up because you dont know shit and ur gonna mess up if u keep talking 2 me like this

That would make a great counter-argument in any courtroom.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:31 AM
what kind of law do you want to practice and when is the bar given in your state?

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:32 AM
I didnt think my question was to tough. I was just curious as to what classes she was taking this semester...

el borracho
02-22-2005, 01:32 AM
That would make a great counter-argument in any courtroom.
ROFL

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:32 AM
For a person who wants to be a lawyer, defining common law and stating it's origin, is easy as hell. I suspect just about everyone here could do it, it doesn't take a law student or a pre-law student to figure that out. Go ahead, knock it out of the park...

steph
02-22-2005, 01:32 AM
if u really was from tenn u would know the bar so i dont have 2 tell u shit

el borracho
02-22-2005, 01:33 AM
I didnt think my question was to tough. I was just curious as to what classes she was taking this semester...
You've gone too far, you insensitive prick!! ROFL

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:34 AM
if u really was from tenn u would know the bar so i dont have 2 tell u shit

I can tell you right now that I know more about the bar exam and the bar assn. in TN than you do... and I don't live anywhere near it.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:35 AM
if u really was from tenn u would know the bar so i dont have 2 tell u shit


um I don't know if you noticed this, but I already said I am not roy's gf and that this was all a joke. And no, unless I wanted to be an attorney in Tennessee I would have no reason to know when the bar is given.

so, I repeat

how old are you when did you graduate with your ba, what was your gpa, what is common law and what did you score on your lsats?

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:35 AM
if u really was from tenn u would know the bar so i dont have 2 tell u shit

Hershey bars are the best...lots of succesful lawyers started with hershey bars.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:36 AM
not defending yourself...err ummm your girl now, are you roy?

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:36 AM
You guys have fun tossing Roy around...I'm going to try and sleep this off. Hope I don't have a Roy hangover in the morning.

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:36 AM
Roy is making his way up/down the stairs to defend her... just a moment folks.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:37 AM
HA!

royr17
02-22-2005, 01:37 AM
How am i suppose to defend her against you clowns, i mean come on lets get real, you guys wont stop even if it was time to stop .........

steph
02-22-2005, 01:38 AM
ok i'm 20 now and i graduated hs when i was 18 so i got one more year of college and all of ya'll are lazy bums that wont get off the couch

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:39 AM
it's hard to be a liar, isn't it? c'mon steph you can answer a few simple questions to verify what you are saying

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:39 AM
Good to see you again, I would let you know what you missed Roy but you were there in one form or another, and you already know.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:40 AM
ok i'm 20 now and i graduated hs when i was 18 so i got one more year of college and all of ya'll are lazy bums that wont get off the couch


so really you're not in law school? shocking, what are you getting your undergrad degree in?


when you make the money I make you can tell me I'm lazy Roy, ummm errrr Steph

KcMizzou
02-22-2005, 01:40 AM
Heh...

*thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.... clickety, clickety, click... thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.... clickety, clickety, click.*

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:41 AM
Heh...

*thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.... clickety, clickety, click... thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.... clickety, clickety, click.*

ROFL

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:41 AM
is that typing and running up and down the stairs?
LOVE IT

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:42 AM
ok i'm 20 now and i graduated hs when i was 18 so i got one more year of college and all of ya'll are lazy bums that wont get off the couch
Again I am not asking anything nuts or out of line...no scores no definitions...I am just curious as to what classes you are taking this semester.

steph
02-22-2005, 01:42 AM
you all need 2 see if u have a dick or not bc i think somebody already cut them off

KcMizzou
02-22-2005, 01:42 AM
is that typing and running up and down the stairs?
LOVE ITYa'll are gonna wear the poor kid out. He'll lose 10 lbs by morning.

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:42 AM
Again I am not asking anything nuts or out of line...no scores no definitions...I am just curious as to what classes you are taking this semester.

I dont think asking a law student to define common law is nuts or out of line. Maybe that's just because I am one and gee, I can do that without any issues, as most people with a few brain cells are also able to.

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:43 AM
you all need 2 see if u have a dick or not bc i think somebody already cut them off
So you wont answer my question.

royr17
02-22-2005, 01:43 AM
Guys this is uncalled for, so plz quit givin her a hard time, this was funny at first but now its gettin very old so quit this plz ......

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:43 AM
So you wont answer my question.

She's taking "Penile Cuttery."

Professor: L. Bobbitt.

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:43 AM
I dont think asking a law student to define common law is nuts or out of line.
I agree, but asking the user "steph" may be. :)

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:43 AM
you all need 2 see if u have a dick or not bc i think somebody already cut them off


what are you getting your undergrad degree in?

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:44 AM
Guys this is uncalled for, so plz quit givin her a hard time, this was funny at first but now its gettin very old so quit this plz ......
So you errrr Steph wont answer my question.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:44 AM
Watch out Roy...maybe you're her Guinea Pig.

royr17
02-22-2005, 01:44 AM
you all need 2 see if u have a dick or not bc i think somebody already cut them off

OMG no she just didnt, well honey i know i have one for sure but not sure about the rest of the bunch, hehe, lol, :p :) ROFL

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:45 AM
Guys this is uncalled for, so plz quit givin her a hard time, this was funny at first but now its gettin very old so quit this plz ......


why don't you quit lying about who identity is? you know if you and your left hand quit posting in this thread, it would die.....

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:46 AM
I agree, but asking the user "steph" may be. :)

I see, so in actuality we're just trying to determine where the depths of ineptitude begin in this particular case? I think I am on the same page now... Silly me. :)

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:46 AM
OMG no she just didnt, well honey i know i have one for sure but not sure about the rest of the bunch, hehe, lol, :p :) ROFL
I don't but it's pretty apparent who the boob in this thread is

steph
02-22-2005, 01:46 AM
i dont have 2 tell u anything about me

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 01:47 AM
i dont have 2 tell u anything about me
This is true, but with a law student the answers would be so easy...so common. Hell, any student usually enjoys telling others what classes they take. It usually comes after asking what someones name is.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:48 AM
because you lie, and you can't! if this thread pisses you off so much, just go away

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:49 AM
It would probably help to actually know the titles of some law classes or at least some topics in law. :)

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:49 AM
or what your gpa is or what you are getting your undergrad degree in

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:50 AM
lol How many digits are in your GPA, hell I'd even be impressed with that.

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:51 AM
hell, what kind of law do you like?

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:52 AM
how do u git thru college writing like ur in grade 2?

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 01:52 AM
hell, what kind of law do you like?

He likes Ty Law.

royr17
02-22-2005, 01:54 AM
im off to bed, goodnight guys

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:55 AM
what else do they call lawyers?

lardass
02-22-2005, 01:56 AM
Thats an open-ended question... :D

Roy is no Esquire. :)

tenn_steph
02-22-2005, 01:59 AM
I was looking for attorney
lol

tk13
02-22-2005, 02:00 AM
Wow this thread has taken off. I can't believe I wasted 15 minutes of my life reading all of that. Between roy, gochiefs, and slayer's work on this thread this may be the Axis of Virginity's crowning achievement on ChiefsPlanet.

lardass
02-22-2005, 02:01 AM
It was a doozy. :D

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 02:13 AM
I actually feel shame for being so involved in this thread.

Phil, when you read this the next day thanks for the heads up on La Fin du Monde. There is a local bar that has it and it was very enjoyable.

KcMizzou
02-22-2005, 03:55 AM
Wow this thread has taken off. I can't believe I wasted 15 minutes of my life reading all of that. Between roy, gochiefs, and slayer's work on this thread this may be the Axis of Virginity's crowning achievement on ChiefsPlanet. The first 3rd was gold... the second 3rd was silver.. the final 3rd was shit.

Dont do the math, you know what I mean.

The Pedestrian
02-22-2005, 06:20 AM
I can't believe that this thread survived the night....

mikey23545
02-22-2005, 07:42 AM
That's absolutely not true. My parents didn't get married until they were in their late 20s and had kids in their early and mid 30s.

Well look what happened, for Jehovah's sake....

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 09:22 AM
I left this thread if fine shape....

I come back this morning to find it looks like a restroom stall that has had a cow locked in it for 2 days.....flop smeared to the ceiling and piled up knee deep.

pink
02-22-2005, 09:33 AM
Dads already gettin onto me about this one

I need to know what are some things you need to know about the person before ever thinkin of gettin married.

I dont wanna wait till im 30. I wait till im 30 i better just not have a family at all cause thats on the way down the hill.
here's one for you... wait to get married until you no longer believe that life after 30 is all down-hill... that is just a ridiculous and immature concept.

Phobia
02-22-2005, 09:34 AM
I left this thread if fine shape....

I come back this morning to find it looks like a restroom stall that has had a cow locked in it for 2 days.....flop smeared to the ceiling and piled up knee deep.

Yeah - it's a train wreck for sure.

FWIW, the new girl claiming to be Roy's gf appears to be legit.

Roy, you're an idiot for inviting her here. I don't think you've ever done anything dumber. Prepare to mount another extensive internet search for a new girlfriend.

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 09:41 AM
The ClusterHump that is the last 50 posts just buried alot of good material.

For the eleventy-eighth time III........I TOLD YOU not to bring your chic here. Bad, bad, bad Idea.

ROYC75
02-22-2005, 11:40 AM
This thread is so full of shit that I'm suprised it hasn't done been flushed away !

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 11:45 AM
SO what did you think about ole III laying pipe on your bed while you went to Walmart?

Bearcat
02-22-2005, 11:57 AM
tenn_steph with 127 posts a day.... she'll have 50,000 in no time...

Bearcat
02-22-2005, 11:59 AM
how do u git thru college writing like ur in grade 2?


Wow.... it's like kcnut bashing tommykat's grammar :spock:

Mr. Kotter
02-22-2005, 12:01 PM
tenn_steph with 127 posts a day.... she'll have 50,000 in no time...

Brian and Phil were conspicuously absent during "her" incarnation....with those numbers, it had to be me...or one of them. :hmmm:

One of them is probably "lardass" too.

Mr. Kotter
02-22-2005, 12:03 PM
SO what did you think about ole III laying pipe on your bed while you went to Walmart?

And he thought the wet spot was his "bladder control" problems sneakin' up on him again....heh.

Bearcat
02-22-2005, 12:07 PM
Brian and Phil were conspicuously absent during "her" incarnation....with those numbers, it had to be me...or one of them. :hmmm:

One of them is probably "lardass" too.

I saw the two stephs, but I saw royIII say something along the lines of "you're making her mad", so I assumed he knew at least one of them was the real person :shrug:

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 12:35 PM
my major is law.

Whoo-hoo! Been awhile since I've seen this one. ROFL

Phobia
02-22-2005, 12:35 PM
I saw the two stephs, but I saw royIII say something along the lines of "you're making her mad", so I assumed he knew at least one of them was the real person :shrug:

Steph appears to be legit.

That other tenn_steph is fake. None are me. I don't think any are Brian.

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 12:40 PM
That rule is valid for everybody except you. We really do want you to leave

Stop right there.

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 12:42 PM
You're completely ignoring the point here, which is us being entertained by his humiliation.

I don't want digital pics of DC's "oh face."
But you're into fat girl porn?

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 12:54 PM
Steph appears to be legit.

That other tenn_steph is fake. None are me. I don't think any are Brian.

She already admitted as much.

Lardass and tenn_steph are aquaintances of mine. They are NOT smurfs registered by other users of this board...

Lzen
02-22-2005, 01:08 PM
Wow, this thread already has 929 replies. No freakin' way I'm reading through all of them. So, if what I say has already been said, sorry.

First thing is don't rush into anything. A lot of people date someone for a couple weeks or months and they're ready to get married. I think that's wrong. And a lot of people get married for the wrong reasons.

I dated my wife off and on for about 4 years (3.5 years straight before I proposed) before deciding to pop the question. My parents got divorced when I was 13 and I always felt that was the worst thing you could do to kids. It took me awhile to be sure she was the one. Not to mention that I had to grow up, too.

Heh, the first few years weren't always easy. It took her awhile to realize she wasn't going to change who I am. Now that doesn't mean I can go out to strip clubs. There are some compromises on both sides, though. Marriage is a partnership, especially when you have kids to raise. She is my wife but also my best friend.

Lastly, I don't know how you are as far as religion. But I would say the biggest reason our marriage has survived all these years when a lot of our friends' marriages haven't is that we have God at the center. That's also a big reason why I don't believe in the old JOP type marriage. Or same sex marriage. But that's a topic for discussion on another thread. Good luck. ;)

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 01:24 PM
Brian and Phil were conspicuously absent during "her" incarnation

I'm just making my way through the thread now.

Occassionally I wander away from the computer and have some interactions with folks in "real life". I try to keep it at a minimum, tho. I know how much y'all miss me when I'm gone.

Mr. Kotter
02-22-2005, 01:46 PM
She already admitted as much.

Lardass and tenn_steph are aquaintances of mine. They are NOT smurfs registered by other users of this board...

The local Mensa Chapter's community service project, eh? :p

ROYC75
02-22-2005, 03:39 PM
Only Roy and son post with a space before question marks...busted!


Oh bullshit......

BTW, leave me out of this one, I done lost the battle !

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 03:41 PM
Oh bullshit......

BTW, leave me out of this one, I done lost the battle !

I wasn't trying to involve you...it's clear Roy was posing as his "girlfriend."

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 03:45 PM
so is lardass your real life boyfriend, meatpeeker?

ROYC75
02-22-2005, 04:10 PM
I wasn't trying to involve you...it's clear Roy was posing as his "girlfriend."

In reality, the real Steph stepped forward and you missed it .

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 04:14 PM
In reality, the real Steph stepped forward and you missed it .

I guess she and Roy have similar posting styles then..

And put spaces before question marks....a shocking coincidence.

Phobia
02-22-2005, 04:15 PM
I wasn't trying to involve you...it's clear Roy was posing as his "girlfriend."

Have you read any of my posts on this issue? Do you think I'm fabricating facts? Do you think III has the technical expertise to spoof an IP that is clearly in Tenn?

ROYC75
02-22-2005, 04:18 PM
I guess she and Roy have similar posting styles then..

And put spaces before question marks....a shocking coincidence.


There are many things in common........ more than many on here will believe.


Enough to scare me....... I don't scare to easily either.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 04:19 PM
Have you read any of my posts on this issue? Do you think I'm fabricating facts? Do you think III has the technical expertise to spoof an IP that is clearly in Tenn?

Yeah I have. I think you're covering for Roy.

"steph" didn't even register until Roy logged on last night...another shocking coincidence.

I guess if you can show a screencap of steph's IP log, I'll believe you.

Phobia
02-22-2005, 04:21 PM
Yeah I have. I think you're covering for Roy.

"steph" didn't even register until Roy logged on last night...another shocking coincidence.

I guess if you can show a screencap of steph's IP log, I'll believe you.

Why would I cover for him? My opinion that he's an idiot is well documented throughout this thread.

I guess if you don't want to believe me, I really don't give a shit. I'm not showing you a screencap.

Bearcat
02-22-2005, 04:22 PM
"steph" didn't even register until Roy logged on last night...another shocking coincidence.


Well, if they chat on IM, it almost seems logical that she would meet him here. :spock:

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 04:22 PM
Why would I cover for him? My opinion that he's an idiot is well documented throughout this thread.

I guess if you don't want to believe me, I really don't give a shit. I'm not showing you a screencap.

Shocking...

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
02-22-2005, 04:25 PM
Why would I cover for him? My opinion that he's an idiot is well documented throughout this thread.

I guess if you don't want to believe me, I really don't give a shit. I'm not showing you a screencap.

My opinion is, if Goatcheese had to go recruit two people who don't normally post here to dogpile on a fellow Chiefs fan, then my extrodinarily low opinion of the little twit has gone even lower.

Sigh. . .

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 04:26 PM
My opinion is, if Goatcheese had to go recruit two people who don't normally post here to dogpile on a fellow Chiefs fan, then my extrodinarily low opinion of the little twit has gone even lower.

Sigh. . .

I didn't recruit them, they registered of their own accord.

They've both had conversations with Roy in the past, too.

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 04:27 PM
"steph" didn't even register until Roy logged on last night...another shocking coincidence.

How the f*ck is that a shocking coincidence? They met online, yet the possibility that they would both be online at the same time and communicating with each other via some means other than the Planet is shocking to you?

Idiot.

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 04:28 PM
Well, if they chat on IM, it almost seems logical that she would meet him here. :spock:
You're just covering for Roy.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 04:29 PM
How the f*ck is that a shocking coincidence? They met online, yet the possibility that they would both be online at the same time and communicating with each other via some means other than the Planet is shocking to you?

Idiot.

All I'm saying is that we've never seen Royr17 and Steph posting at separate times on this board...

Phobia
02-22-2005, 04:30 PM
All I'm saying is that we've never seen Royr17 and Steph posting at separate times on this board...

My point is that you're a moron.

booger
02-22-2005, 04:36 PM
All I'm saying is that we've never seen Royr17 and Steph posting at separate times on this board...
Why would you?

She is here for him, not to talk about the chiefs.

dipshit.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 04:37 PM
Why would you?

She is here for him, not to talk about the chiefs.

dipshit.

She could have registered to post on this thread far earlier then.

booger
02-22-2005, 04:42 PM
who cares?

I think you are just jealous of him. You spend about as much time as anyone on the net and he found a gal and you didn't.

Take out your notebook follow his lead and get a life. Seriously.

Pussy is pussy. It's all 98.6 and pink in the middle. Try it you might like it.

ROYC75
02-22-2005, 04:43 PM
She could have registered to post on this thread far earlier then.


Sorry, we are wrong, you can't fool a fool !

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 04:43 PM
Pussy is pussy. It's all 98.6 and pink in the middle. Try it you might like it.
ew

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 04:44 PM
ew
What about that deserves an ew?

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 04:44 PM
I think you are just jealous of him.

ROFL :LOL:

booger
02-22-2005, 04:45 PM
ew
fag

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 04:45 PM
What about that deserves an ew?
The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.

booger
02-22-2005, 04:47 PM
ROFL :LOL:
you should seriously give the online dating a try.

There has to be some cyber freak out there with a 'gina that shares the same interests as you.

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 04:48 PM
The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.
No, no... "stinky hatchet wound" is an unattractive way to put it.

booger's wording brings a smile to my face.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 04:48 PM
The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.

The doily fell off your couch...better go fix it.

booger
02-22-2005, 04:49 PM
The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.
seriously. stick your finger in her and wiggle it aroung a bit. You should be able to tell when she gets excited if she gets wet and a little stinky.

Bearcat
02-22-2005, 04:57 PM
She could have registered to post on this thread far earlier then.

Well, yeah.... since this thread was created such a long time ago :spock:

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 05:00 PM
Well, yeah.... since this thread was created such a long time ago :spock:

There was a 28-hour gap between the thread's creation and "steph's" first post.

booger
02-22-2005, 05:03 PM
Who (other than you) on gods green earth would take the time to count the hours and keep this up.

Go eat a tuna melt with a side of cottage cheese.

mmmmmmmm. tasty.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 05:04 PM
Who (other than you) on gods green earth would take the time to count the hours and keep this up.

Go eat a tuna melt with a side of cottage cheese.

mmmmmmmm. tasty.

I didn't count the hours, I looked at two posts. Took 30 seconds.

booger
02-22-2005, 05:06 PM
You are missing the point. The jealousy of him is just oozing out of you.

Now go become a man and get your caca wet.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 05:07 PM
You are missing the point. The jealousy of him is just oozing out of you.

Now go become a man and get your caca wet.

I encouraged Roy to make this thread...yeah, I'm real jealous.

Rausch
02-22-2005, 05:27 PM
But you're into fat girl porn?

You have to draw the line somewhere.

Are you trying to insinuate that watching a fatty hump is somehow less favorable than watching two dudes hump?...

ENDelt260
02-22-2005, 05:29 PM
You have to draw the line somewhere.

Are you trying to insinuate that watching a fatty hump is somehow less favorable than watching two dudes hump?...
WhyTF do we have to watch either?

JazzzLovr
02-22-2005, 07:46 PM
you all need 2 see if u have a dick or not bc i think somebody already cut them off

OMG!!! steph's right! I don't have a dick!!!!!

JazzzLovr
02-22-2005, 07:52 PM
i dont have 2 tell u anything about me

You're right. III tends to tell us more than we ever needed or wanted to know.

ROYC75
02-22-2005, 08:12 PM
I encouraged Roy to make this thread...yeah, I'm real jealous.


No shit you basturd...neg rep ! :cuss:

Mr. Kotter
02-22-2005, 08:34 PM
OMG!!! steph's right! I don't have a dick!!!!!

I can't believe I'm the first to call BS on this.... ROFL

Fact: Girls can have a dick, ANYTIME they want it. It's just attached to someone else.

:)

Lzen
02-22-2005, 08:34 PM
OMG!!! steph's right! I don't have a dick!!!!!

What about Darkwolfe? :D
:p

Mr. Kotter
02-22-2005, 08:35 PM
What about Darkwolfe? :D
:p

Heh....beat you! :p

Lzen
02-22-2005, 08:39 PM
Heh....beat you! :p

Yeah, by about 15 seconds. :p

royr17
02-22-2005, 09:00 PM
You're right. III tends to tell us more than we ever needed or wanted to know.

Umm my days of tellin you stuff have came to a end, and so you know im seriously thinkin about leavin chiefplanet forever ..... i think its time for me to leave and get on with my life and not get hooked on this site like i am.

stumppy
02-22-2005, 09:02 PM
Umm my days of tellin you stuff have came to a end, and so you know im seriously thinkin about leavin chiefplanet forever ..... i think its time for me to leave and get on with my life and not get hooked on this site like i am.

Oh...get a grip. You just need to take this place for what it is. An internet BB. Not your life.

|Zach|
02-22-2005, 09:04 PM
Of all the people he chooses to quote while lashing out at it is Jazzlovr. Nice.

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 09:04 PM
Wow..........2 whole weeks, and she's got your Baows in her Purse.

Who wears the Pants III? Don't let that broad lead you around by the wang. You must establish Dominance Early or your Fooked.


You can't and won't leave Chiefsplanet.

If she was in the Kitchen, baking you a pie like a real woman.......she wouldn't be on here getting in your business.

make sure and tell her "this d@#$ isn't going to suck itself" if she's looking over your shoulder while YOU are online.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 09:11 PM
Umm my days of tellin you stuff have came to a end, and so you know im seriously thinkin about leavin chiefplanet forever ..... i think its time for me to leave and get on with my life and not get hooked on this site like i am.

If you can go a week without posting I'll never neg rep you again.

Spott
02-22-2005, 09:12 PM
Wow..........2 whole weeks, and she's got your Baows in her Purse.

Who wears the Pants III? Don't let that broad lead you around by the wang. You must establish Dominance Early or your Fooked.


You can't and won't leave Chiefsplanet.

If she was in the Kitchen, baking you a pie like a real woman.......she wouldn't be on here getting in your business.

make sure and tell her "this d@#$ isn't going to suck itself" if she's looking over your shoulder while YOU are online.

That is by far the truest and best advice I've ever read on the planet.

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 09:13 PM
gochiefs.............I think you and III should have a game of "who can go the longest without posting"

III is surely wise enough to know that you're a bet welcher anyway.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 09:15 PM
gochiefs.............I think you and III should have a game of "who can go the longest without posting"

III is surely wise enough to know that you're a bet welcher anyway.

Unlike Roy, I don't give a shit about neg rep. What's the prize?

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 09:16 PM
NO........the point is, that when you lose a bet, you don't pay up.

A penny or EleventyBajillion Dollars.......your word is no good concerning wagers....until you pay up.


The "Prize"? Easy. Peace on the Planet, as long as Dense stays in DC.

You and III would only make it about as long as a couple of 4 year old's on Jolt Cola 2hrs into a 10hr trip anyway.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 09:18 PM
NO........the point is, that when you lose a bet, you don't pay up.

A penny or EleventyBajillion Dollars.......your word is no good concerning wagers....until you pay up.


The "Prize"? Easy. Peace on the Planet.

What a lame prize. The answer is no.

Spott
02-22-2005, 09:19 PM
Why was that last thread telling Iowanian to f**k off deleted?

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 09:20 PM
Why was that last thread telling Iowanian to f**k off deleted?

Because he edited his post, therefore I had something different to say.

He can still **** off.

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Because Gochiefs knows that he is a bet welching flat pecker. The sad thing, is meatpeeker had to recruit help to hang with roy.

instead of "Effoffowanian" he meant "I got nuttin"

go bowe
02-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Because he edited his post, therefore I had something different to say.

He can still **** off.*** off?

is that like jack off?

something you would know about, perhaps... :p :p :p

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 09:23 PM
The sad thing, is meatpeeker had to recruit help to hang with roy.

I recruited "tenn_steph" to play the part.

Lardass registered back in October...of his own accord.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 09:23 PM
*** off?

is that like jack off?

something you would know about, perhaps... :p :p :p

Jack isn't censored, go boner.

go bowe
02-22-2005, 09:25 PM
Because Gochiefs knows that he is a bet welching flat pecker. The sad thing, is meatpeeker had to recruit help to hang with roy.

instead of "Effoffowanian" he meant "I got nuttin"flat pecker?

odd image...

sounds painful, though...

Iowanian
02-22-2005, 09:25 PM
whats the matter gochiefs? you seemed to think it was pretty funny to dick with Roy and his woman last night......but yet you can't take it yourself.

You're a bitch.

A bitch who will be jerking off in his mommy's basement when he's 50 years old.

go bowe
02-22-2005, 09:27 PM
Jack isn't censored, go boner.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 09:28 PM
whats the matter gochiefs? you seemed to think it was pretty funny to dick with Roy and his woman last night......but yet you can't take it yourself.

You're a bitch.

A bitch who will be jerking off in his mommy's basement when he's 50 years old.

I can certainly take it. Doesn't mean I can't dish it out.

Roy's the one that's whining about neg rep and leaving the site.

Count Alex's Losses
02-22-2005, 09:30 PM
You're a bitch.


No, I'm pretty sure Roy's woman is the bitch.

Roy enters the thread 3...2...1....

go bowe
02-22-2005, 09:31 PM
whats the matter gochiefs? you seemed to think it was pretty funny to dick with Roy and his woman last night......but yet you can't take it yourself.

You're a bitch.

A bitch who will be jerking off in his mommy's basement when he's 50 years old.ok now, that shit's not funny...

well...

yes it is... :D :D :D