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Kris Kringle
02-27-2005, 07:50 PM
It's ON right now.

Discuss........ :thumb:




Chris Rock doesn't dissappoint.

1.) Praise Michael Moore and Faerenheit 9/11 - check
2.) Trash Pres. Bush - check
3.) Put down the success of Passion of the Christ - check

CR is 3 for 3 so far.

But, I have to be honest, he was somewhat funny. It was also obvious that he was muzzled to a large extent and his tribute to "the troops" was disingenuous IMHO.

Michael Michigan
02-27-2005, 07:52 PM
Do I have to actually be watching it--or can I just make it up as I go along?

;)

chief52
02-27-2005, 07:55 PM
Hilary Swank looks awesome. The blue dress she has on is hot....

Pezman
02-27-2005, 07:56 PM
Its live yet for us saps on the west coast, it doesnt even start for another two hours... Thank god sports aren't time-delay

KCFalcon59
02-27-2005, 07:58 PM
Hilary Swank looks awesome. The blue dress she has on is hot....

Oh man did she ever look good. Great body.
:p

DJay23
02-27-2005, 07:59 PM
Jesus, do that many people actually watch this shit?

Seems like the other networks gave up and decided to show complete crap. I'll be watching "High Hitler" on the History Channel. They investigate whether many of Hitler's decisions were due to his drug addictions.

chief52
02-27-2005, 08:00 PM
Oh man did she ever look good. Great body.
:p

Exactly...and the dress compliments it perfectly :thumb:

Kris Kringle
02-27-2005, 08:01 PM
Do I have to actually be watching it--or can I just make it up as I go along?

;) Feel free to participate in any way that you'd like. Like Hollywood, you don't actually have to KNOW what you are talking about. Just make stuff up.

Kris Kringle
02-27-2005, 08:04 PM
Exactly...and the dress compliments it perfectly :thumb: Agreed. Why does she always play horrible looking women. Has she ever played a beautiful woman in a movie?

DJay23
02-27-2005, 08:07 PM
Wow, Hitler had farting troubles. To compensate, he took laxatives, but to counteract that his doctor gave him a concoction made primarily of the feces of Hungarian peasants.

tk13
02-27-2005, 08:08 PM
Wow, Michael Moore with the big win in the "Dude with a Michigan State hat on most likely to draw attention to himself" category.... just ahead of Magic Johnson.

4th and Long
02-27-2005, 08:18 PM
OK I'm not watching this anymore. When they use CGI characters placed next to live actors to read off the nominees, that cuts it for me.

tk13
02-27-2005, 08:21 PM
OK I'm not watching this anymore. When they use CGI characters placed next to live actors to read off the nominees, that cuts it for me.
Dude, you watch football don't you? Where do you think Pat Summerall comes from?

4th and Long
02-27-2005, 08:23 PM
Dude, you watch football don't you? Where do you think Pat Summerall comes from?
What!?

Oh my God ... Nooooooooo!!!!!!

What other little secrets are you hiding from me?

Next thing you'll be telling me is that hot dogs aren't made from the good and edible parts of the pig!

Raiderhader
02-27-2005, 08:25 PM
Dude, you watch football don't you? Where do you think Pat Summerall comes from?



ROFL

siberian khatru
02-27-2005, 08:26 PM
Dude, you watch football don't you? Where do you think Pat Summerall comes from?

I thought that was more like a "Shaun of the Dead" kind of thing.

Mr. Kotter
02-27-2005, 08:29 PM
Jesus, do that many people actually watch this shit?



Yup. Same people who watch "reality" TV....heh.

Kris Kringle
02-27-2005, 08:33 PM
I LOVE TiVo!!!! I just fast forwarded Whoopi Goldberg's dumb ass!!

Mr. Kotter
02-27-2005, 08:34 PM
I LOVE TiVo!!!! I just fast forwarded Whoopi Goldberg's dumb ass!!

How about switchin' channels entirely. What a waste.... :)

Kris Kringle
02-27-2005, 08:38 PM
How about switchin' channels entirely. What a waste.... :) There are some things that I want to see. I just don't want to see her. She totally ruined the Johnny Carson tribute.

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 08:43 PM
so far im loving the show this year. They are keeping things fresh with Chris Rock, whos material has been great so far. The show seems much faster paced as well.

Frazod
02-27-2005, 08:44 PM
The Good: I'm thrilled that Morgan Freeman FINALLY won an Oscar. :thumb:

The Bad: How in the hell does Adam f#cking Sandler rate being a presenter? :spock:

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 08:48 PM
The Good: I'm thrilled that Morgan Freeman FINALLY won an Oscar. :thumb:

The Bad: How in the hell does Adam f#cking Sandler rate being a presenter? :spock:

Freeman has won before. Love him or hate him, Sandler makes alot of $$$$ for the movie studios.

Frazod
02-27-2005, 08:48 PM
Freeman has won before. Love him or hate him, Sandler makes alot of $$$$ for the movie studios.

Freeman hasn't won before. He'd been nominated before.

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 08:53 PM
Freeman hasn't won before. He'd been nominated before.

wow? i could have sworn he won for Driving Miss Daisy?? I hope Jamie Foxx wins for Ray. He was Dynamite in that movie.

Kris Kringle
02-27-2005, 08:54 PM
so far im loving the show this year. They are keeping things fresh with Chris Rock, whos material has been great so far. The show seems much faster paced as well. The show is more fast paced. I agree. But Chris Rock as been a dud.

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 08:56 PM
The show is more fast paced. I agree. But Chris Rock as been a dud.

I think hes been pretty good. His material is funny. Humor is subjective though.

Kris Kringle
02-27-2005, 08:56 PM
Question: If Jamie Foxx won an award for supporting actor in Collateral and then won an award for best actor in Ray, would he be the first ever to win two oscars in one night for two different movies?

Frazod
02-27-2005, 08:57 PM
I just got home a few minutes ago. Did I miss the annual salute to the dead people?

Pants
02-27-2005, 08:58 PM
The show is more fast paced. I agree. But Chris Rock as been a dud.

Why, because he makes fun of conservatives? Why don't you go post on somebody else's thread, douche.

Frazod
02-27-2005, 09:00 PM
Why, because he makes fun of conservatives? Why don't you go post on somebody else's thread, douche.

Uh, this IS his thread.

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 09:00 PM
Question: If Jamie Foxx won an award for supporting actor in Collateral and then won an award for best actor in Ray, would he be the first ever to win two oscars in one night for two different movies?

I think so? im not sure though. I seriously doubt the voters would ever let that happen though. His supporting nomination was basically meaningless. Hes so heavily favored for Ray that no one was ever going to vote for him in the supporting category.

FloridaChief
02-27-2005, 09:01 PM
I just got home a few minutes ago. Did I miss the annual salute to the dead people?

It's going on right now. No, wait...Sidney Lumet is still alive, isn't he?

Pants
02-27-2005, 09:01 PM
Uh, this IS his thread.

I know, I was refering to his posting only on his own threads...

Frazod
02-27-2005, 09:02 PM
It's going on right now. No, wait...Sidney Lumet is still alive, isn't he?

Well, I didn't see any strings.... :D

But did I miss the dead salute or not?

Mr. Kotter
02-27-2005, 09:02 PM
Why, because he makes fun of conservatives? Why don't you go post on somebody else's thread, douche.

ROFL

tk13
02-27-2005, 09:02 PM
Best performance in a meltdown thread should be a tight one between Mr. Kotter and KCJohnny...

Pants
02-27-2005, 09:02 PM
I know, I was refering to his posting only on his own threads...

FloridaChief
02-27-2005, 09:03 PM
I know, I was refering to his posting only on his own threads...

Yep. It's a Phony_Freakshow_Kringle_Fan thing....

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 09:03 PM
Well, I didn't see any strings.... :D

But did I miss the dead salute or not?

I havent seen it yet.

FloridaChief
02-27-2005, 09:04 PM
But did I miss the dead salute or not?

There was a Johnny Carson thing earlier...

Frazod
02-27-2005, 09:04 PM
I know, I was refering to his posting only on his own threads...

I'm apparently missing out on something here. :shrug:

Frazod
02-27-2005, 09:05 PM
There was a Johnny Carson thing earlier...

Shit. I wanted to see that. Oh well.

I forgot the show was on tonight and didn't TiVo it.

Rausch
02-27-2005, 09:06 PM
Best performance in a meltdown thread should be a tight one between Mr. Kotter and KCJohnny...

SDChiefsfan runs away with that one...EASY...

Pants
02-27-2005, 09:06 PM
I'm apparently missing out on something here. :shrug:

Kris Kringle = Gunther_Fan.

FloridaChief
02-27-2005, 09:10 PM
Shit. I wanted to see that. Oh well.

I forgot the show was on tonight and didn't TiVo it.

You didn't miss that much. Just a couple clips of Johnny from the years he hosted the Oscars. And Whoopie Goldberg yammering between the clips. Not much of a tribute at all, really...

FloridaChief
02-27-2005, 09:12 PM
Best performance in a meltdown thread should be a tight one between Mr. Kotter and KCJohnny...

You forget the FloridaChief-Chiefs4Me debacle. No chance of winning, but for myself, I'd like to say it was an honor just to be nominated this year...

Raiderhader
02-27-2005, 09:15 PM
You forget the FloridaChief-Chiefs4Me debacle. No chance of winning, but for myself, I'd like to say it was an honor just to be nominated this year...



Did you go off on that dumb broad?

Frazod
02-27-2005, 09:17 PM
You didn't miss that much. Just a couple clips of Johnny from the years he hosted the Oscars. And Whoopie Goldberg yammering between the clips. Not much of a tribute at all, really...

Ugh. :shake:

FloridaChief
02-27-2005, 09:18 PM
Did you go off on that dumb broad?

Oh, I went off...and then some. I think Phobia's finger was hovering over the "banned" button for a short while.

Raiderhader
02-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Oh, I went off...and then some. I think Phobia's finger was hovering over the "banned" button for a short while.

Excellent! You have a link by chance? I want to check it out.

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 09:22 PM
why does seeing Selma Hayeck and Penelope Cruz together make me think of Lesbian Pron???

Delano
02-27-2005, 09:23 PM
Selma Hayek AND Penleope Cruz on stage at the same time.

I think I turned this shit on at the right time.

Raiderhader
02-27-2005, 09:23 PM
why does seeing Selma Hayeck and Penelope Cruz together make me think of Lesbian Pron???


Gee, I can't imagine.

Frazod
02-27-2005, 09:26 PM
why does seeing Selma Hayeck and Penelope Cruz together make me think of Lesbian Pron???

:drool:

FloridaChief
02-27-2005, 09:32 PM
Excellent! You have a link by chance? I want to check it out.

Damn the search function being down, here's the only thing I could find...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2263188#post2263188

siberian khatru
02-27-2005, 09:42 PM
Is Dustin Hoffman the go-to guy for reaction shots tonite or what? He's been on about 37 times so far.

Michael Michigan
02-27-2005, 09:52 PM
Selma Hayek AND Penleope Cruz on stage at the same time.

I think I turned this shit on at the right time.

Good thing I used TiVo...

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 09:53 PM
There was your tribute to the dead Frazod

Michael Michigan
02-27-2005, 09:58 PM
Wow--this is really awful.

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 10:01 PM
Prince!!

FloridaChief
02-27-2005, 10:02 PM
Prince looks especially masculine tonight...

Delano
02-27-2005, 10:10 PM
Hillary Swank went back to that poindexter of a husband? I thought they broke up.

But yeah, as it was mentioned Swank looks pretty good in that dress. It's obvious that she has bountiful breasts, and I guess I can accept that she decided to cover them and show off her very sexy back.

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 10:12 PM
I still say Hillary Swank will never top "Next Karate Kid" for me. She was brilliant in that film.

Delano
02-27-2005, 10:13 PM
I still say Hillary Swank will never top "Next Karate Kid" for me. She was brilliant in that film.

Wasn't she like 14 in that movie?

chief52
02-27-2005, 10:14 PM
Hillary Swank went back to that poindexter of a husband? I thought they broke up.

But yeah, as it was mentioned Swank looks pretty good in that dress. It's obvious that she has bountiful breasts, and I guess I can accept that she decided to cover them and show off her very sexy back.

Cameras did not do her justice. In the "pre-show" with lots of light you could see right through the dress. Awesome breasts...beautiful nipples. You could not see that when she received her trophy.

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 10:14 PM
Wasn't she like 14 in that movie?

haha..probably so....i was only joking.

KcMizzou
02-27-2005, 10:15 PM
Cameras did not do her justice. In the "pre-show" with lots of light you could see right through the dress. Awesome breasts...beautiful nipples. You could not see that when she received her trophy.I'm gonna need screen caps.... thanks.

Delano
02-27-2005, 10:17 PM
haha..probably so....i was only joking.

I guess I'm the only ****ing pedophile in this thread then.. Damn, I was hoping I wasn't alone.

Michael Michigan
02-27-2005, 10:18 PM
Cameras did not do her justice. In the "pre-show" with lots of light you could see right through the dress. Awesome breasts...beautiful nipples. You could not see that when she received her trophy.

Should be some good "flash bulb" shots later ala Alexandra Kerry.

Delano
02-27-2005, 10:20 PM
I'm gonna need screen caps.... thanks.

This is all I got.. I can't see anything..

Deberg_1990
02-27-2005, 10:30 PM
Touching speech by Jamie Foxx. Well deserved win.

Frazod
02-27-2005, 10:33 PM
Clint snaked Martin.

Frazod
02-27-2005, 10:38 PM
COW ALERT! COW ALERT!

:Lin: on Babs.

Delano
02-27-2005, 10:39 PM
COW ALERT! COW ALERT!

:Lin: on Babs.

Poor Clint had to kiss that trash can liner.

:Shuddering:

Frazod
02-27-2005, 10:39 PM
And Clint bags a second one. :thumb:

Eleazar
02-27-2005, 10:40 PM
Holy crap look at Streisand. Someone must have left the gate open at the livestock auctionhouse across the street.

Frazod
02-27-2005, 10:40 PM
Holy crap look at Streisand. Someone must have left the gate open at the livestock auctionhouse across the street.

I don't want to look at her anymore.

Please, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!! :deevee:

siberian khatru
02-27-2005, 10:41 PM
Wow, an Oscars show that ends well before midnight. When was the last time that happened?

Eleazar
02-27-2005, 10:43 PM
I just saw the last 30 minutes off and on and saw everything that anyone cares about. What were the first 2 (3?) hours? Best dolly grip? Best use of a canopener in an animated short?

siberian khatru
02-27-2005, 10:46 PM
I just saw the last 30 minutes off and on and saw everything that anyone cares about. What were the first 2 (3?) hours? Best dolly grip? Best use of a canopener in an animated short?

Best DP scene.

Oops, sorry, that was the Adult Video Awards.

Delano
02-27-2005, 10:46 PM
Awww, ****.

The only broad I really wanted to see on the show was Scarlet Johansson and I didn't catch her.

Hopefully this picture will derail those Streisand mental images...

KcMizzou
02-27-2005, 10:47 PM
Awww, ****.

The only broad I really wanted to see on the show was Scarlet Johansson and I didn't catch her.

Hopefully this picture will derail those Streisand mental images...Now we're talkin. I've always really liked her...

Frazod
02-27-2005, 10:51 PM
Awww, ****.

The only broad I really wanted to see on the show was Scarlet Johansson and I didn't catch her.

Hopefully this picture will derail those Streisand mental images...

Thanks, we needed that.

Pants
02-27-2005, 11:33 PM
Holy shit, Hilary Swank looks f*cking hot! And yeah, you are right you can kind of see through that dress. Laz, we'll be waiting for the pics in the other forum section.

Nzoner
02-27-2005, 11:54 PM
And Clint bags a second one. :thumb:

Not saying he wasn't worthy this year as he was but the academy owes him for last year as well.

Raiderhader
02-28-2005, 12:01 AM
Damn the search function being down, here's the only thing I could find...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2263188#post2263188


Thank you, sir. Good read, though I do not see anything that would endanger you of being banned.

Kris Kringle
02-28-2005, 12:13 AM
Uh, this IS his thread. ROFL

Kris Kringle
02-28-2005, 12:27 AM
Holy shit, Hilary Swank looks f*cking hot! And yeah, you are right you can kind of see through that dress. Laz, we'll be waiting for the pics in the other forum section. :clap: