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Taco John
03-01-2005, 08:11 AM
March 1, 2005, 7:17AM

78-year-old faces charges over marijuana stashed in freezer
Associated Press

DANVILLE, W.Va. -- A 78-year-old woman faces drug charges and authorities are searching for her 72-year-old boyfriend after police found more than a pound of marijuana stashed in a freezer on her property.

State police arrested Mollie Williams last week after responding to a dispute between her granddaughter and the granddaughter's husband, who were arguing over drugs. Police learned the man allegedly had bought marijuana from Williams, State Police Cpl. Larry O'Bryan said Monday.

Armed with a search warrant and a drug-sniffing dog, troopers went to Williams' residence near Danville. The dog led troopers to a freezer in an outbuilding where the marijuana, worth an estimated $4,000, was hidden under frozen meat and other food, O'Bryan said.

Williams was jailed and later released on $15,000 bond. Her live-in boyfriend, Jack White, who was recovering from heart bypass surgery, was given the opportunity to turn himself in but failed to do so, authorities said. He remained at large Monday.

"They appear to be the typical grandma and grandpa individuals. However, they sell marijuana," O'Bryan said.

The granddaughter was charged with possession of marijuana and released on bond.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/nation/3061952

keg in kc
03-01-2005, 08:13 AM
Glad we're spending time and money to tie down these enemies of the state.

mikey23545
03-01-2005, 08:13 AM
If they're lucky, Rock won't think they look so good in the prison showers....

CosmicPal
03-01-2005, 08:14 AM
I bet they throw the best Bingo parties in the tri-state region.

Rain Man
03-01-2005, 08:15 AM
I bet they saw Reefer Madness when it was first in the theaters.

Saulbadguy
03-01-2005, 08:16 AM
Its West Virginia. The elderly there are pretty rough around the edges.

Ultra Peanut
03-01-2005, 08:19 AM
"Party at grandma's house!"

cheeeefs
03-01-2005, 08:19 AM
What a cover for a teenage buyer. I'm going over to old lady *****'s house to help her with some yardwork.

puff puff pass

memyselfI
03-01-2005, 08:44 AM
I bet they saw Reefer Madness when it was first in the theaters.

Saw? They were probably in the movie. :thumb:

cheeeefs
03-01-2005, 08:49 AM
and meme, I'm liberal myself... but that sig is borderl... ahh hell it's crossed the line of retarded. I'm all for the down with Bush and all that other crap but really how obviously stupid can you be, he still won.

ENDelt260
03-01-2005, 08:57 AM
police found more than a pound of marijuana stashed in a freezer on her property.

the marijuana, worth an estimated $4,000

Er, how much more than a pound?

Stinger
03-01-2005, 09:00 AM
"Party at grandma's house!"

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ENDelt260
03-01-2005, 09:00 AM
This has got me thinking... who do the old potheads buy their bud from (Skip?). Maybe I should cruise out to Sun City this weekend and see what kind of deal I can get from the octogenarian weed hookup.

ENDelt260
03-01-2005, 09:02 AM
Awesome, stinger.

"This summer from Disney... fun for the whole family in... Grandma and the Gravity Bong!"

keg in kc
03-01-2005, 09:02 AM
Delt, you just said "octogenarian". That's gonna cost you about a hundred points on the cool-meter.

ENDelt260
03-01-2005, 09:03 AM
Delt, you just said "octogenarian". That's gonna cost you about a hundred points on the cool-meter.
What's that put me at now? -3000?

keg in kc
03-01-2005, 09:04 AM
No, you lost another 750 when you hit 45k posts.

chiefs4me
03-01-2005, 09:04 AM
They should of never sold to family.....ROFL

ENDelt260
03-01-2005, 09:07 AM
Wait.. this could be a public health issue. What's the level of perchlorate in the old folks' bud?

Saggysack
03-01-2005, 10:17 AM
Er, how much more than a pound?

They break the price down by the gram. The authorities figure about $9 for a gram of schwag. They over inflate the price to bump their statistics.

I would be surprised if the granny paid more than $700 for the pound.

ENDelt260
03-01-2005, 10:19 AM
They break the price down by the gram. The authorities figure about $9 for a gram of schwag. They over inflate the price to bump their statistics.

Nooooo...

I've always chuckled at the dollar amounts I see in the paper... but, thanks for the $9/gram knowledge. Now I know (roughly, at least) what they're basing it on.

Tuckdaddy
03-01-2005, 01:08 PM
Way to go Gramps! Stick'in it to the man.

KC Kings
03-01-2005, 02:26 PM
Wait.. this could be a public health issue. What's the level of perchlorate in the old folks' bud?
ROFL