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Bob Dole
03-01-2005, 07:33 PM
Click here (http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1075)

FloridaChief
03-01-2005, 07:35 PM
I'll wait until this thread has the petegz28 stamp of approval...

marsaray
03-01-2005, 07:37 PM
Click here (http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1075)
I agree lets take them out.

Pants
03-01-2005, 07:42 PM
ROFL

5...4...3...1!

The lyrics are hilarious.

Skip Towne
03-01-2005, 07:53 PM
Just send Iceland an email and inform they have been conquered. They couldn't whip a well organized cub scout troop.

stumppy
03-01-2005, 07:55 PM
Just send Iceland an email and inform they have been conquered. They couldn't whip a well organized cub scout troop.

They'll be sippin tea in Paris the next day.

Bob Dole
03-01-2005, 08:52 PM
Eyes more sharper than Darth Vapor.

Nice...

Bob Dole
03-01-2005, 08:56 PM
Here is some additional information on the artist. Apparently, the video is just hosted on an Icelandic server and Zlad! is actually Molvanian. Bob Dole couldn't make up shit this good in a million years.

MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION!
The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.

Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik was to perform his very popular techno-ballad, “Elektronik – Supersonik” - described as “a melodic fusion combining hot disco rhythms with cold war rhetoric”.

However, the 23-year-old singer was arrested at Istanbul’s Ataturk International Airport and immediately deported. While Eurovision does not normally test for recreational drugs, unfortunately for Vladcik, Turkish Customs do.

On his return, “Zlad” apologised to everyone in Molvania for letting them down, especially his family, his friends and his dealer.

“ZLAD” – A SHORT HISTORY
Zladko “Zlad” Vladcik rose to prominence in 2002 when he won Molvanian Idol in controversial circumstances - the other finalist, Ob Kuklop, pulled out due to a serious throat condition after one of the judges tried to strangle him.

“Zlad” immediately released the megahit, “Juust Az I Amm” – hailed by Rolling Stone as the most incorrectly spelt song of all time.

After barely 2 days on the Molvanian “Rhythm & Polka” charts, the track went platinum – remarkable considering it was only available on cassingle.

Then, in an exciting move, “Zlad” formed supergroup Wow! But while on their very first tour, he decided to go solo again, citing the fact that the rest of the band was “moving in a different direction” (Romania).

Source (http://www.molvania.com/eurovision.html)

Bowser
03-01-2005, 08:57 PM
Hello, I am Deeter. Welcome to Sprockets.

4th and Long
03-01-2005, 09:03 PM
Hello, I am Deeter. Welcome to Sprockets.
No one here is going to pet your monkey. Nice try. :p

Braincase
03-01-2005, 09:04 PM
Prepare the DOWNCOUNT!

Braincase
03-01-2005, 09:05 PM
Hey there Crusader! I want to be your Space Invader!

Stinger
03-01-2005, 09:08 PM
When did Father Guido Sarducci change his stick?

Pants
03-01-2005, 09:11 PM
Molvania isn't a real country. The whole thing is funny, but fake.

Bob Dole
03-01-2005, 09:17 PM
Molvania isn't a real country. The whole thing is funny, but fake.

Right.

Next you'll be claiming that Phaic Tan isn't a real country, either.

Pants
03-01-2005, 09:20 PM
Umm, it's kinda hard to spot sarcasm on the internet sometimes, sorry.

SNR
03-02-2005, 07:25 PM
Prepare the DOWNCOUNT!Fasten your beltseat

BigMeatballDave
03-03-2005, 03:59 AM
ROFL They must have alot of time on their hands...

HC_Chief
03-03-2005, 07:30 AM
lol :D

ptlyon
03-03-2005, 07:33 AM
I hear iceland has a lot of hot chicks.

I'll invade.

SNR
09-14-2005, 09:54 PM
I got to thinking about this video, and decided I had to see it again.

Man, that's some f'ed up shit

JOhn
09-14-2005, 10:02 PM
:spock:

"but my Buttplug in your socket"?

Miles
09-14-2005, 10:09 PM
Man that was hilarious.

cdcox
09-14-2005, 10:12 PM
That was 5 minutes of my life I wish I could live over again. Awesome.

elvomito
09-14-2005, 10:21 PM
Borat!

CosmicPal
09-14-2005, 10:36 PM
Uhhhhhh, OK.

They don't know how to count, 5, 4, 3, 1....

Gaz
09-15-2005, 05:49 AM
Heh.

xoxo~
Gaz
Offblasted.

Count Zarth
09-15-2005, 06:10 AM
ROFL

the Talking Can
09-15-2005, 06:19 AM
man, that is better than Paxil....awesome

"hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader......darth vapor"

Bob Dole
09-15-2005, 11:50 AM
I got to thinking about this video...

Seek professional help.

Really.