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Bob Dole
03-02-2005, 01:22 PM
Bob Dole can't take it any more. You all keep discussing Carl's inadequacies and Lamar's tiny little tight wallet.

**** this shit. Bob Dole is headed to the beach.

Get your shots in before 5pm, because Bob Dole ain't logging on from Mexico.

ENDelt260
03-02-2005, 01:25 PM
If Bob Dole is heading to Mexico, perhance Bob Dole is the one who should be worried about getting his shots.

Mark M
03-02-2005, 01:26 PM
While in Mexico, be sure to drink the water and trust the cab drivers.

You'll be fine, I swear.

MM
~~:spock:

Mark M
03-02-2005, 01:27 PM
And shouldn't it be "Adios."

****ing moron can't even tell the difference between Spanish and German ...

MM
~~:p

keg in kc
03-02-2005, 01:28 PM
We'll miss you.

Don't hurry back.

ENDelt260
03-02-2005, 01:29 PM
While in Mexico, be sure to drink the water and trust the cab drivers.

Mexican cab drivers can be quite helpful. Especially if you're looking to, say, get into a club after hours. Or get four hookers in your room at 5am.

Phobia
03-02-2005, 01:30 PM
Will you be gone for 7 days, 8 days, 9 days, 10 days, or 3 weeks?

KCTitus
03-02-2005, 01:31 PM
OK, how in the HELL can you go on vacation at the start of FA? Do you even care anything about improving the team?

keg in kc
03-02-2005, 01:33 PM
OK, how in the HELL can you go on vacation at the start of FA? Do you even care anything about improving the team?OMG!!

Bob Dole Gump Daddy ia is King Carl!

Bob Dole
03-02-2005, 01:37 PM
Will you be gone for 7 days, 8 days, 9 days, 10 days, or 3 weeks?


Bob Dole will leave in 3 hours and be gone for 7 days on a 5 day trip to Cancun. Bob Dole will probably be back on day 8 after enjoying the 7 day 5 day trip, but will still have 5 days left to relax after all the excitement before the 11 day break is over.

el borracho
03-02-2005, 01:41 PM
Cancun, huh? Are you going to scuba dive while you are there or just drink beer, chase girls half your age and get sunburned?

vailpass
03-02-2005, 01:41 PM
Bob Dole will leave in 3 hours and be gone for 7 days on a 5 day trip to Cancun. Bob Dole will probably be back on day 8 after enjoying the 7 day 5 day trip, but will still have 5 days left to relax after all the excitement before the 11 day break is over.


Please give my regards to the staff at La Distilleria, the 200 year old Tequila bar across the street from the mall on the main drag. It's not on the tourist maps but I promise you will think it one of the best places in Cancun if you are a fan of fine tequila, good food, and ocean porches.

Mota, it's not just for breakfast.

ROYC75
03-02-2005, 01:41 PM
Bob Dole will leave in 3 hours and be gone for 7 days on a 5 day trip to Cancun. Bob Dole will probably be back on day 8 after enjoying the 7 day 5 day trip, but will still have 5 days left to relax after all the excitement before the 11 day break is over.


Yeah yeah yeah, we all know Mexico Mo. has no Cancun but raccoons, enjoy your hunting trip.

Phobia
03-02-2005, 01:42 PM
Cancun, huh? Are you going to scuba dive while you are there or just drink beer, chase girls half your age and get sunburned?

Who goes to Canpun for scuba?

Troy1220
03-02-2005, 01:44 PM
Is this you and your woman??? Click quick and tell her to close her legs..
http://www.playadelcarmeninfo.com/webcam-beach.html

royr17
03-02-2005, 01:44 PM
hey bob daddy, can i go too ?

Mr. Kotter
03-02-2005, 01:47 PM
Bob Dole will leave in 3 hours and be gone for 7 days on a 5 day trip to Cancun. Bob Dole will probably be back on day 8 after enjoying the 7 day 5 day trip, but will still have 5 days left to relax after all the excitement before the 11 day break is over.

5 days to relax?

You're selling one of your kidneys aren't you? :hmmm:

Enjoy.

Mr. Kotter
03-02-2005, 01:47 PM
hey bob daddy, can i go too ?

He needs someone to administer his twice daily enemas.... :hmmm:

Phobia
03-02-2005, 01:49 PM
hey bob daddy, can i go too ?

Can you fit into a suitcase?

el borracho
03-02-2005, 01:50 PM
Who goes to Canpun for scuba?
Hopefully me, this coming June.

Jenny Gump
03-02-2005, 01:52 PM
He needs someone to administer his twice daily enemas.... :hmmm:

Why do you think I'm going?

Jenny Gump
03-02-2005, 01:52 PM
Cancun is no good for scuba....go to Cozumel.

Mr. Kotter
03-02-2005, 01:55 PM
Why do you think I'm going?

Damn. I've underestimated Bob all these years....sneaky bastard; way to go old man! :thumb:

Jenny, if you video these sessions make sure you edit Bob out for us, okay?

el borracho
03-02-2005, 01:55 PM
Cancun is no good for scuba....go to Cozumel.
You have been to (and scuba dived in) both?

royr17
03-02-2005, 01:55 PM
Can you fit into a suitcase?

although i do have my limits, for the right price i can do most things. i think i could keep his life interesting.

ROYC75
03-02-2005, 01:56 PM
Can you fit into a suitcase?

It would have to be a big trunk.

el borracho
03-02-2005, 01:57 PM
Why do you think I'm going?
To help rub lotion on those "hard to reach" areas?

Mr. Kotter
03-02-2005, 01:58 PM
... i could keep his life interesting.

No doubt about it. You should PM him. Be sure to pack your NSync, Hanson, and Backstreet Boys CDs.

OldTownChief
03-02-2005, 02:02 PM
Have a good one you lucky bastage.

Phobia
03-02-2005, 02:03 PM
although i do have my limits, for the right price i can do most things. i think i could keep his life interesting.

The price is $20,000. Can you afford it?

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:05 PM
The price is $20,000. Can you afford it?

i could us a vacation from my dad . how about all expenses paid ?

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:05 PM
come on bob daddy or is it daddy bob.

Phobia
03-02-2005, 02:07 PM
i could us a vacation from my dad . how about all expenses paid ?

I'm guessing your dad would pack a loaf of bread, a slab of bologna, and buy you a bus ticket to the city of your choice....

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:08 PM
i wanna be like bob,bob went big time. can i be your understudy

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:09 PM
I'm guessing your dad would pack a loaf of bread, a slab of bologna, and buy you a bus ticket to the city of your choice....


naw he says we have no money right now i hate bologna

Phobia
03-02-2005, 02:09 PM
Bob is totally ignoring you.

Mr. Kotter
03-02-2005, 02:12 PM
This thread has REAL potential....especially since Bob won't be posting on after a couple more hours. We could make it in his absence...heh. :hmmm:

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:13 PM
Bob is totally ignoring you.

and here to think we were buddies ,why you ignore bob i want to be like u

Phobia
03-02-2005, 02:13 PM
naw he says we have no money right now i hate bologna

You should start liking bologna if you want to start a family.

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:15 PM
You should start liking bologna if you want to start a family.


yuck it and spam

make me want to puke

Saulbadguy
03-02-2005, 02:17 PM
Cotto Salami is where its at, with peppercorns.

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:21 PM
bob my friend has deserted me, what shall i ever do
i wanted a new role model

PastorMikH
03-02-2005, 02:22 PM
BOB_DADDY



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

el borracho
03-02-2005, 02:24 PM
BOB_DADDY



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
He definitely should have been "el bobracho" for this vacation.

ENDelt260
03-02-2005, 02:24 PM
come on bob daddy or is it daddy bob.
He wants you to just call him, "Daddy".

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:27 PM
"Daddy"

can i go with you

oh pretty please

royr17
03-02-2005, 02:28 PM
you can call me jr.

Bob Dole
03-02-2005, 02:41 PM
Yeah yeah yeah, we all know Mexico Mo. has no Cancun but raccoons, enjoy your hunting trip.

And a nice visit with Kit Bond.

Bob Dole
03-02-2005, 02:44 PM
5 days to relax?

You're selling one of your kidneys aren't you? :hmmm:

Enjoy.

Nope.

Just tricked some woman in to believing that Bob Dole is a decent human being.

Free vacations rawk.

Bob Dole
03-02-2005, 02:47 PM
you can call me jr.

Bob Dole can think of a number of things to call you, and none of them contain the word "junior."

Calcountry
03-02-2005, 02:51 PM
Happy cancun'in. Work on your tan will ya. You milktoaste lilly white pale face.

;)

Calcountry
03-02-2005, 02:51 PM
Happy cancun'in. Work on your tan will ya. You milktoaste lilly white pale face.

;)Oh yeah, don't forget the Pepto Bismal.

Rausch
03-02-2005, 02:52 PM
Auf Wiedersehen...

ROYC75
03-02-2005, 02:58 PM
Bob, How much money you need ?

Don't make it too steep and help a buddy out !

Mr. Kotter
03-02-2005, 03:02 PM
The movie "What About Bob?" meets "What About Roy?" :hmmm:

ROYC75
03-02-2005, 03:23 PM
Damn, Bob is ignoring me to, packin for Mexico Missouri !


Doin Racoon in Mexico.