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Rain Man
03-02-2005, 05:26 PM
Conditions: You work at a hotel, and meet Kobe. Rumor has it that he likes it a little rough, and your name and face will end up all over the news and the internet as his latest conquest.

On the upside, he agrees to give you $5 million.

Would you do it?


Just FYI, $5 million will generate an income for you of at least $150,000 a year for the rest of your life, as long you're not an idiot.

Nightfyre
03-02-2005, 05:28 PM
yes

keg in kc
03-02-2005, 05:29 PM
Only if he's hung like a hamster.

Donger
03-02-2005, 05:29 PM
Do I get dinner and a movie too?

grandllama
03-02-2005, 05:30 PM
where's the poll kevin?

Donger
03-02-2005, 05:30 PM
Only if he's hung like a hamster.

*** Richard Gere Alert! Richard Gere Alert! ***

Katipan
03-02-2005, 05:30 PM
I'm not kissing it goodbye tho.

Phobia
03-02-2005, 05:32 PM
Have you seen the size of his feet?

keg in kc
03-02-2005, 05:33 PM
And you know what they say about big feet.

dirk digler
03-02-2005, 05:33 PM
Have you seen the size of his feet?

No but his hands are really big , wide and black.

Ultra Peanut
03-02-2005, 05:33 PM
Sure. I'd do almost anything to bag Kobe -- err, $5,000,000.

For $5,000,000, Kobe could **** me till I loved him.

wutamess
03-02-2005, 05:34 PM
He'd have to give me another $5mill just to stop smiling.

dirk digler
03-02-2005, 05:35 PM
He'd have to give me another $5mill just to stop smiling.

After he is done?

Bwana
03-02-2005, 05:36 PM
Exit Only.

Phobia
03-02-2005, 05:37 PM
He'd have to give me another $5mill just to stop smiling.

I'll bet you'd stop smiling if he shot it in your eye.

I voted "no".

I'd consider it for $5 Billion, though. Bill Gates doesn't have big feet.

OldTownChief
03-02-2005, 05:38 PM
Along with the $5,000,000 would I also have his respect in the morning?

Donger
03-02-2005, 05:38 PM
Where's DenverChief when we need him?

dirk digler
03-02-2005, 05:39 PM
I'll bet you'd stop smiling if he shot it in your eye.

I voted "no".

I'd consider it for $5 Billion, though. Bill Gates doesn't have big feet.

ROFL

But I hear he has a sharp tongue.

wutamess
03-02-2005, 05:39 PM
After he is done?

You bet your ass [pun intended] after he's done.

Rain Man
03-02-2005, 05:40 PM
Where's DenverChief when we need him?


I'm guessing he's off buying season tickets for the Lakers.

Donger
03-02-2005, 05:41 PM
I'm guessing he's off buying season tickets for the Lakers.

Nah. The Pistons.

go bowe
03-02-2005, 05:43 PM
hell, for that kind of money, kobe can bring all his teammates with him if he wants... :D

philfree
03-02-2005, 05:43 PM
That's an old joke.

Question: "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?"

Answer: "A million dollars? Sure!"

Question: "Would you have sex with me for a dollar?"

Answer: "Well no! What do you think I am anyways?"


Punchline: "We've already established that I was just negotiating the price!"


PhilFree :arrow:

keg in kc
03-02-2005, 05:43 PM
hell, for that kind of money, kobe can bring all his teammates with him if he wants... :DThe smiley makes that creepy somehow.

dirk digler
03-02-2005, 05:46 PM
hell, for that kind of money, kobe can bring all his teammates with him if he wants... :D

Damn your wide.... :p

Phobia
03-02-2005, 05:47 PM
hell, for that kind of money, kobe can bring all his teammates with him if he wants... :D

Have you seen the size of Shaq's feet?