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Taco John
03-03-2005, 05:58 PM
http://www.wowktv.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=1300



http://www.wowktv.com/images/030305053506_woods_toni3.jpg



Teacher Accused of Sex Abuse
Posted 3/3/2005 05:21 PM

The Braxton County teacher admitted having sex with three middle school students, State Police said.
Story by Christine D’Antonio Email | Bio

A Braxton County middle school teacher is in police custody after allegedly confessing to sexual misconduct with five of her students.

Toni Lynn Woods, 37, of Strange Creek was arrested Wednesday on eight counts of sexual assault.

State Police said several students reported they had been treated or touched inappropriately.

In the criminal compliant filed against Woods, she admitted she had sexual intercourse with three students a total of four times.

She also admitted to performing oral sex on two different juveniles a total of four times.

Braxton County Superintendent Carolyn Long wouldn't comment on the allegations, saying it's a personnel issue. But she said district officials take allegations of abuse seriously.

"This school system acts immediately," Long said, "and follows through any way they can to see that that risk is removed."

Woods was being held in the Central Regional Jail in Sutton on $100,000 bond.

Braxton County Prosecutor William C. Martin said the State Police investigation began when a family member of one of the children complained.

Martin said Woods resigned her job as a sixth grade teacher and permanently surrendered her teaching certificate.

Includes reporting by The Associated Press.

Taco John
03-03-2005, 05:58 PM
Now that they caught an ugly one doing it, I think people will start getting a little more up in arms about it... :)

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 05:59 PM
A face like that could only come from a place called "Strange Creek".

Thanks man, I won't be able to spank to porn for a week now. Like a turtle hiding in his shell.

Okay, a day.

Alright, a few minutes.

BRB.

jspchief
03-03-2005, 05:59 PM
I'm curious to see how this case is treated in comparison to the celebrity that other cases have received.

Coach
03-03-2005, 05:59 PM
:Lin:

dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:01 PM
Even a middle schooler should find that bitch ugly.

By the way TJ I hate your sig.

Taco John
03-03-2005, 06:05 PM
Even a middle schooler should find that bitch ugly.

By the way TJ I hate your sig.



I actually don't hate the browser, (though it *is* too unreliable for me to use on my computer). But the way people act about that browser is so cultish, that when I saw this, I had to sport it...

morphius
03-03-2005, 06:09 PM
Even a middle schooler should find that bitch ugly.

Unless they too are ugly...

dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:09 PM
I actually don't hate the browser, (though it *is* too unreliable for me to use on my computer). But the way people act about that browser is so cultish, that when I saw this, I had to sport it...

That's cool and sorry to hijack your thread. BTW that teacher is one ugly hoe.

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:10 PM
Unless they too are ugly...I'm as ugly as they come. I wouldn't do her with four bags and three condoms.

dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:10 PM
Unless they too are ugly...

Shit they would have be to blind or deformed not to find her ass ugly. I bet your fat rolls sweats and stinks too.

dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:11 PM
I'm as ugly as they come. I wouldn't do her with four bags and three condoms.

Not even drunk at 4am? CMON!

Bowser
03-03-2005, 06:12 PM
GAAAHHHHH!!!

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:12 PM
Not even drunk at 4am? CMON!There ain't enough booze in the world. Even ugly guys have standards.

dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:15 PM
There ain't enough booze in the world. Even ugly guys have standards.


ROFL

Apparently these kids don't.

morphius
03-03-2005, 06:15 PM
I'm as ugly as they come. I wouldn't do her with four bags and three condoms.
Well, I guess in this case I will bow to your expierence, as I appear lacking.

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:16 PM
ENDelt's probably looking for a wedding ring after seeing this hot heifer.

Iowanian
03-03-2005, 06:16 PM
Now.....this is different.

Those 13 year old boys were obviously Humpin for the Grades.

LiL stumppy
03-03-2005, 06:18 PM
eww poor kids :shake:

milkman
03-03-2005, 06:18 PM
Now.....this is different.

Those 13 year old boys were obviously Humpin for the Grades.

I'd rather have flunked.

Still, she ain't as ugly as the Chiefs D over the last 4 seasons.

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:19 PM
Still, she ain't as ugly as the Chiefs D over the last 4 seasons.I don't know if I'd go that far.

Bowser
03-03-2005, 06:19 PM
Now.....this is different.

Those 13 year old boys were obviously Humpin for the Grades.

You know, Algebra and Social Studies really don't impact people's lives like these teachers want you to believe. Too bad those kids found that out just a little too late.

seclark
03-03-2005, 06:20 PM
Now.....this is different.

Those 13 year old boys were obviously Humpin for the Grades.
i bet they aint braggin to their buddies about this...
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dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:23 PM
Now.....this is different.

Those 13 year old boys were obviously Humpin for the Grades.


ROFL

That is alot of humpin on that woman. I bet they tag teamed her.

LiL stumppy
03-03-2005, 06:23 PM
i bet they aint braggin to their buddies about this...
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I doubt it

Iowanian
03-03-2005, 06:25 PM
Not Now anyway. Those fuggers are busted on their "uh uh uh one time, this summer I got this chic at camp to Blow me"

"no you didn't...It was Miss Holstein"


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
I'll bet half of you are going to sleep with a bigger, uglier woman tonight. No disrespect though, I'm sure your mothers are nice women.


Hell....When I was 14, I'd have banged her and been happy about it.........after a couple bottles of Mad Dog.

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:25 PM
That is alot of humpin on that woman. I bet they tag teamed her.Yeah, they each dumped out a couple bags of flour, and then it took both of them to roll her.

dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:25 PM
i bet they aint braggin to their buddies about this...
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Cmon you know they did, that is how this bitch got caught.

dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:27 PM
Yeah, they each dumped out a couple bags of flour, and then it took both of them to roll her.

How theyd know which was the right wet spot?

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:29 PM
How theyd know which was the right wet spot?With all the rolls she looks to have, it probably doesn't really matter. Kids thought they were getting 'tang, but it was really armpit.

morphius
03-03-2005, 06:29 PM
I'll bet half of you are going to sleep with a bigger, uglier woman tonight. No disrespect though, I'm sure your mothers are nice women.

Just because you still sleep with yours, doesn't mean the rest of us do...

Iowanian
03-03-2005, 06:30 PM
They're 13.........technically if they didn't make it past the fur farm before Shooting chowder, it probably doesn't really count.

RedNFeisty
03-03-2005, 06:32 PM
That is truly traumatizing the teenagers. Kill the bitch!!

dirk digler
03-03-2005, 06:34 PM
With all the rolls she looks to have, it probably doesn't really matter. Kids thought they were getting 'tang, but it was really armpit.


They probably thought it smelled like... well I won't say here.

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:35 PM
They probably thought it smelled like... well I won't say here.Thank you. Discretion really is the better part of valor.

booger
03-03-2005, 06:36 PM
Lumberg Focked her

milkman
03-03-2005, 06:37 PM
As I read these posts, I keep thinking, I could be a much happier man if I had gone the rest of my life with never seeing this pic.

Iowanian
03-03-2005, 06:39 PM
I can't wait for her Nude Spread in Jugs.

Bowser
03-03-2005, 06:40 PM
I can't wait for her Nude Spread in Jugs.

In the yearly "Where Do the Tits Stop, and the Gut Begin?" issue?

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:40 PM
I can't wait for her Nude Spread in Jugs.The scary thing is that I believe you.

siberian khatru
03-03-2005, 06:42 PM
They probably thought it smelled like...

Teen spirit?

Baby Lee
03-03-2005, 06:44 PM
Puts the old "head is head" theorem to the test.

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:45 PM
I think it also puts the old "it all looks the same from behind" thing to bed, too.

booger
03-03-2005, 06:46 PM
Anyone up for a game of Hungry Hungy Hippo!!

seclark
03-03-2005, 06:47 PM
miss chokesondick?
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Iowanian
03-03-2005, 06:48 PM
If she had Sam Elliot's Moustache, it'd be a Dense clone.

keg in kc
03-03-2005, 06:48 PM
miss chokesondick?Yeah. Although maybe a little uglier.

badgirl
03-03-2005, 06:49 PM
Shes only 37!!! Looks more like 45 or 50 Holy Crap, now this had to be rape cause even a middle school student would have better taste than that :spock:

Baby Lee
03-03-2005, 06:52 PM
If she had Sam Elliot's Moustache, it'd be a Dense clone.
For shame, you have singlehandedly ruined Roadhouse for me forever. :banghead: