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begbie
03-04-2005, 08:49 AM
I never knew Elton was really gay

Elton John gay rumours confirmed (http://www.thegreenrabbit.ca/content/view/173/46/)

I always thought it was like the tom cruise rumors.

Saulbadguy
03-04-2005, 08:50 AM
:spock:

Dartgod
03-04-2005, 08:51 AM
You live in a cave or something?

tomahawk kid
03-04-2005, 08:51 AM
The sky's blue?

Bear's shit in the woods?

keg in kc
03-04-2005, 08:51 AM
Michael Jackson likes kids.

2bikemike
03-04-2005, 08:52 AM
He came out years ago!

Braincase
03-04-2005, 08:52 AM
You lookin' to hook up?

Chiefnj
03-04-2005, 08:53 AM
Next thing you know, Ellen Degeneris will come out as a lesbian.

Baby Lee
03-04-2005, 08:55 AM
Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!

Cochise
03-04-2005, 08:56 AM
So that is what the poofy shirts and purple suits were about.

WilliamTheIrish
03-04-2005, 08:56 AM
Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!

Yer killin' me... ROFL

Dartgod
03-04-2005, 08:56 AM
Next thing you know, Ellen Degeneris will come out as a lesbian.
:eek: No way!

Oh, BTW begbie. Anytime you mention homosexuality on the Planet, you are require to put "NTTAWWT" in your post somewhere.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-04-2005, 08:56 AM
...and in other news Oprah Winfrey has a fluctuating weight problem, Donald Trump is rich...but apparently not rich enough to get a good hair style, and William Bartee still sucks as a football player...

seclark
03-04-2005, 08:56 AM
i cant confirm this, but i think he's british.
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Saggysack
03-04-2005, 08:58 AM
Fabulous! I wonder if he has a luxurious bathroom? All gay people have luxurious bathrooms.

redhed
03-04-2005, 09:01 AM
Dang gay ferriners...
First George Michael, now Elton!!
Just a... well I... uh*but... Dang gay ferriners.

In other news, water is wet and fire is hot.

2bikemike
03-04-2005, 09:02 AM
Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!

Damn near spit my drink all over my monitor! ROFL :clap:

cadmonkey
03-04-2005, 09:07 AM
Wait, if Elton John is gay does that mean Liberace is too?
http://www.ecotox.dk/liberace.jpg

Alton deFlat
03-04-2005, 09:10 AM
Yep, he's a pipe smoker.

Kris Kringle
03-04-2005, 09:10 AM
Give us a break!! Next thing you're going to tell us is that Richard Simmons is gay.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2005, 09:10 AM
What planet do you live on....?

His music is still pretty awesome.

cadmonkey
03-04-2005, 09:11 AM
Give us a break!! Next thing you're going to tell us is that Richard Simmons is gay.


and what about George Micheal?

ChiTown
03-04-2005, 09:11 AM
Nooooooooooooo.

He's just really happy.

HemiEd
03-04-2005, 09:13 AM
NO, surely not! Elton a fudgepacker? But he made some good music, what is wrong with this picture? ROFL

Count Zarth
03-04-2005, 09:14 AM
I like a couple of his songs.

cadmonkey
03-04-2005, 09:15 AM
NO, surely not! Elton a fudgepacker? But he made some good music, what is wrong with this picture? ROFL
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/elton_john.jpg

Count Zarth
03-04-2005, 09:16 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/elton_john.jpg

GOD DAMN that is gay.

:shake:

Cochise
03-04-2005, 09:18 AM
GOD DAMN that is gay.

:shake:

Yep, definitely a bat sander.

Braincase
03-04-2005, 09:22 AM
No way. No freakin' way. Next thing you'll be telling me that Rock Hudson is gay and Charles Bronson is dead.

Count Zarth
03-04-2005, 09:24 AM
No way. No freakin' way. Next thing you'll be telling me that Rock Hudson is gay and Charles Bronson is dead.

Don't look now, but I heard Errol Flynn was gay.

SPchief
03-04-2005, 09:32 AM
No way, next thing you are going to say is that gochiefs isn't a virgin?

CosmicPal
03-04-2005, 09:36 AM
I never knew Elton was really gay



Did he hit on you?

HemiEd
03-04-2005, 09:40 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/elton_john.jpg

Damn, that is some funny shit there! ROFL

Braincase
03-04-2005, 09:45 AM
Don't look now, but I heard Errol Flynn was gay.

Was that before or after he was a spy for the Nazi's?

Count Zarth
03-04-2005, 09:45 AM
Was that before or after he was a spy for the Nazi's?

That was Neville Sinclair.

That's the coolest name EVAR, BTW.

Mark M
03-04-2005, 10:03 AM
He may be gay, but not nearly as much as this thread ...

MM
~~:p

begbie
03-04-2005, 10:12 AM
hey but wasnt he married to a female?

seclark
03-04-2005, 10:25 AM
hey but wasnt he married to a female?
oh $hit...i didn't know that.
ok. he's not gay then.
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Mark M
03-04-2005, 10:26 AM
hey but wasnt he married to a female?

Are you honestly surprised with this revelation? I mean, damn ... even Stevie Wonder could've seen that he was gay.

MM
~~:D

Cochise
03-04-2005, 10:26 AM
hey but wasnt he married to a female?

Just because he wasn't driving a pickup truck doesn't mean he isn't a colon cowboy.

yunghungwell
03-04-2005, 10:43 AM
Breaking news...

This woman is fat.

seclark
03-04-2005, 10:45 AM
Breaking news...

This woman is fat.
pretty hair, too.
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CosmicPal
03-04-2005, 10:45 AM
Are you honestly surprised with this revelation? I mean, damn ... even Stevie Wonder could've seen that he was gay.

MM
~~:D

ROFL

Yea, maybe so, but not with those shades on....

Rausch
03-04-2005, 10:47 AM
I never knew Elton was really gay

Braincase
03-04-2005, 11:20 AM
That was Neville Sinclair.

That's the coolest name EVAR, BTW.

There were refuted allegations that Flynn was a Nazi spy, and it is confrmed he bought a Van Gogh from the Nazi's after it was unscrupulously acquired. He was a serious anti-semite.

begbie
03-04-2005, 12:39 PM
aye tae that

ck_IN
03-04-2005, 12:45 PM
Calling Captain Obvious! Calling Captain Obvious!

badgirl
03-04-2005, 01:27 PM
Breaking news...

This woman is fat.
:eek: disgustings more like it.

DenverChief
03-04-2005, 01:30 PM
<<GAY

tk13
03-04-2005, 01:31 PM
Yeah yeah, we all know he's gay, but did Carl let him leave Arrowhead without a contract too? Dammit Carl!

Duck Dog
03-04-2005, 01:42 PM
Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!


Hilarious. ROFL

Calcountry
03-04-2005, 01:46 PM
Are you sitting down?
Those guys on Queer Eye?

Queers!!ROFL

Thig Lyfe
03-04-2005, 02:04 PM
The topic post alone is Hall of Classics-worthy.

begbie
03-04-2005, 02:16 PM
well then..

badgirl
03-04-2005, 02:46 PM
well then..
well then....what? :hmmm:

Logical
03-04-2005, 02:54 PM
Fabulous! I wonder if he has a luxurious bathroom? All gay people have luxurious bathrooms.

This is just the type of stereotyping that is fostering negativity towards gay marriage.

badgirl
03-04-2005, 02:56 PM
This is just the type of stereotyping that is fostering negativity towards gay marriage.
:spock:

Logical
03-04-2005, 03:07 PM
:spock:It was sarcasm

journeyscarab
03-04-2005, 03:09 PM
I wonder if he has track lighting. They said in "Steel Magnolias" that all gay men have track lighting.

Next you'll tell me Freddie Mercury was gay.

badgirl
03-04-2005, 04:52 PM
It was sarcasm
I KNEW THAT :harumph: :p

Chan93lx50
03-04-2005, 04:59 PM
Hmmm, all this crazyness with FA and all the FA threads going.............................

Some How Elton John is gay stays at the top.

I dont get it! LOL

Beatlemanu
03-04-2005, 05:00 PM
Hmmm, all this crazyness with FA and all the FA threads going.............................

Some How Elton John is gay stays at the top.

I dont get it! LOL

:hmmm:

Chief Roundup
03-04-2005, 05:19 PM
:eek: No way!

Oh, BTW begbie. Anytime you mention homosexuality on the Planet, you are require to put "NTTAWWT" in your post somewhere.

Well I hate fags. NTTAWWT ROFL

begbie
03-07-2005, 06:19 AM
how can a homo be a knight??? It's baffling

patteeu
03-07-2005, 06:28 AM
No way, next thing you are going to say is that gochiefs isn't a virgin?

Someone doesn't get how this works. ;)

Skip Towne
03-07-2005, 06:51 AM
It does seem that a lot of creative people are gay. Why isn't Gochiefs creative?

begbie
03-07-2005, 07:43 AM
van gogh wasnae gay

ROYC75
03-07-2005, 08:05 AM
Next thing ya know, Elvis is still alive,doesn't drink, no drugs or eats peanut banana samwiches.

ChiTown
03-07-2005, 08:06 AM
van gogh wasnae gay

He was just really happy..............

begbie
03-07-2005, 09:59 AM
elvis did NOT use dope neither

R&GHomer
03-07-2005, 10:37 AM
What planet have you been on? I think you need your gaydar calibrated.

begbie
03-07-2005, 01:28 PM
i dont have gaydar