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Scanfan55
03-04-2005, 01:56 PM
From the, "what the ****?" category:

From the NFL Europe site - Tony Pape's Diary:

"When we first got to the hotel the poking and prodding began. It was the start of physicals. There was a thorough investigations of every single body part imaginable (yep, even that one). Scanned, screened, x-rayed, measured, and weighed was what was on the agenda that Sunday afternoon. The doctors wanted to make sure that everyone was in good enough physical condition to be able to perform on the field."[B]

Is there a particular reason they feel the need to investigate "that one"? Do you need it to play football?

Very curious.

Rain Man
03-04-2005, 01:58 PM
I think it was because Ricky Williams didn't have one.

Phobia
03-04-2005, 01:58 PM
Is this going to be a problem for Rich?

DenverChief
03-04-2005, 01:59 PM
probably STD's? could hinder your play if your battling the syph

Scanfan55
03-04-2005, 02:01 PM
Is this going to be a problem for Rich?

NO

Ultra Peanut
03-04-2005, 02:02 PM
So, Rich is going to have his weiner weighed?

Care to make an educated guess about the result of that?

Scanfan55
03-04-2005, 02:02 PM
probably STD's? could hinder your play if your battling the syph

I am thinking about it from the standpoint of measurement... thought size didn't matter o:-)

DenverChief
03-04-2005, 02:02 PM
So, Rich is going to have his weiner weighed?

Care to make an educated guess about the result of that?
ROFL

Scanfan55
03-04-2005, 02:07 PM
ROFL

So somewhere there is the "Johnson" notebook.. listing measurement and weight of every.... in the NFL? Damn.

Ultra Peanut
03-04-2005, 02:14 PM
every.... in the NFLPENIS
WANG
SCHLONG
TUBE STEAK
GARDENHOSE
PIRATE IN MEN'S PANTS
ONE-EYED *
BERNIE KUKAR

Pants
03-04-2005, 02:20 PM
I am thinking about it from the standpoint of measurement... thought size didn't matter o:-)

Was his bigger than yours?

Rain Man
03-04-2005, 02:26 PM
So somewhere there is the "Johnson" notebook.. listing measurement and weight of every.... in the NFL? Damn.


Before you get too excited, I should explain that the Wonderlic notebook is not it.