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DenverChief
03-04-2005, 05:04 PM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.


The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow
a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.



The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.


Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.


The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".


The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"


The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


ROFL

DenverChief
03-04-2005, 05:05 PM
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.


The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."


The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."


Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."

DenverChief
03-04-2005, 05:07 PM
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."

"Yes," the class said.


"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"


A little fellow shouted,


"Cause your feet ain't empty."

DenverChief
03-04-2005, 05:08 PM
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:


"Take only ONE. God is watching."


Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.


A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.