What's the best way to burn a couch?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Just set it on fire, or something special?

I suggest this... pour a big pile of powdered chlorine (like for a swimming pool) in the middle. Then, pour a bottle of brake fluid on the pile of chlorine and get away. Trust me.


Or, my favorite, the tennis ball bomb. Buy a tennis ball... drill a small hole in it and FILL it with strike anywhere match heads. You HAVE to get strike anywhere matches and cut the heads off... this should take a box or more... then, throw the ball at the couch as hard as possible.. the ball should ignite from the match heads rubbing against each other...

[luv]

my guess would be with fire

[Fire Me Boy!]

you're going to fit right in...

[Nightfyre]

Im all about soaking it in gasoline and watching it go...

[luv]

you're going to fit right in...


ummm. . .is that a good thing or a bad thing????? :hmmm:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Not with gas $2 a gallon. I'd rather go with something I've never seen before for that money.

[Nightfyre]

ummm. . .is that a good thing or a bad thing????? :hmmm:
it sure is open to speculation

[Fire Me Boy!]

I should point out, the chlorine bomb I mentioned earlier... it is toxic. The two chemicals together will ignite and form a low-quality chlorine gas that WILL, I repeat, WILL kill trees and shrubbery in the vicinity. Again, trust me... I know.

[Nightfyre]

I should point out, the chlorine bomb I mentioned earlier... it is toxic. The two chemicals together will ignite and form a low-quality chlorine gas that WILL, I repeat, WILL kill trees and shrubbery in the vicinity. Again, trust me... I know.
oooo! and people!

[Fire Me Boy!]

PEOPLE!

IT'S PEOPLE!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Sorry, occasionally, when I'm tired, I turn into Chuck Heston, apparently.

[Taco John]

If you're in Cleveland, I hear the best way to burn a Couch is to buy him a ticket on the Ferry.

[Nightfyre]

Sorry, occasionally, when I'm tired, I turn into Chuck Heston, apparently.
Neat-o Gang!

[Taco John]

BaDUM Ching!

[Nightfyre]

Man its 3 am and that wasnt that funny :p

[Fire Me Boy!]

Is it a bad sign that in 10 minutes this thread has gotten more posts than Zach's did all night?

You all are a bunch of pyros (says the guy with gun powder under his fingernails).

[trndobrd]

Are you the owner and have a safe place to burn the couch, or is this an "accident" for someone who failed to pay their "insurance"?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Are you the owner and have a safe place to burn the couch, or is this an "accident" for someone who failed to pay their "insurance"?
Read the first post.

[trndobrd]

Just set it on fire, or something special?

I suggest this... pour a big pile of powdered chlorine (like for a swimming pool) in the middle. Then, pour a bottle of brake fluid on the pile of chlorine and get away. Trust me.


Or, my favorite, the tennis ball bomb. Buy a tennis ball... drill a small hole in it and FILL it with strike anywhere match heads. You HAVE to get strike anywhere matches and cut the heads off... this should take a box or more... then, throw the ball at the couch as hard as possible.. the ball should ignite from the match heads rubbing against each other...


OK? What does this tell me?

[Miles]

OK? What does this tell me?

Put it in the street and torch it.

[Pants]

Fire, stfu, I need that couch dammit. :cuss:

[Nightfyre]

Fire, stfu, I need that couch dammit. :cuss:
your not gonna get laid with a couch for a bed fwiw....

[Pants]

your not gonna get laid with a couch for a bed fwiw....

Shit, I'm happy we don't hang out with the same girls.

[Fire Me Boy!]

OK? What does this tell me?
That I play with fire? :hmmm:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Fire, stfu, I need that couch dammit. :cuss:
Sorry, Metro... I just like to see stuff burn.

[Ultra Peanut]

Ask these guys (http://westvirginia.rivals.com/forum.asp?c=d&sid=891&fid=33&style=1). After all, if you're gonna do something, see what the experts have to say.

[Iowanian]

Falling asleep on them in your trailer house with a lit cig seems to be pretty effective.