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Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 03:11 AM
Just set it on fire, or something special?

I suggest this... pour a big pile of powdered chlorine (like for a swimming pool) in the middle. Then, pour a bottle of brake fluid on the pile of chlorine and get away. Trust me.


Or, my favorite, the tennis ball bomb. Buy a tennis ball... drill a small hole in it and FILL it with strike anywhere match heads. You HAVE to get strike anywhere matches and cut the heads off... this should take a box or more... then, throw the ball at the couch as hard as possible.. the ball should ignite from the match heads rubbing against each other...

luv
03-05-2005, 03:13 AM
my guess would be with fire

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 03:15 AM
you're going to fit right in...

Nightfyre
03-05-2005, 03:16 AM
Im all about soaking it in gasoline and watching it go...

luv
03-05-2005, 03:17 AM
you're going to fit right in...


ummm. . .is that a good thing or a bad thing????? :hmmm:

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 03:17 AM
Not with gas $2 a gallon. I'd rather go with something I've never seen before for that money.

Nightfyre
03-05-2005, 03:17 AM
ummm. . .is that a good thing or a bad thing????? :hmmm:
it sure is open to speculation

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 03:18 AM
I should point out, the chlorine bomb I mentioned earlier... it is toxic. The two chemicals together will ignite and form a low-quality chlorine gas that WILL, I repeat, WILL kill trees and shrubbery in the vicinity. Again, trust me... I know.

Nightfyre
03-05-2005, 03:19 AM
I should point out, the chlorine bomb I mentioned earlier... it is toxic. The two chemicals together will ignite and form a low-quality chlorine gas that WILL, I repeat, WILL kill trees and shrubbery in the vicinity. Again, trust me... I know.
oooo! and people!

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 03:20 AM
PEOPLE!

IT'S PEOPLE!

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 03:20 AM
Sorry, occasionally, when I'm tired, I turn into Chuck Heston, apparently.

Taco John
03-05-2005, 03:20 AM
If you're in Cleveland, I hear the best way to burn a Couch is to buy him a ticket on the Ferry.

Nightfyre
03-05-2005, 03:20 AM
Sorry, occasionally, when I'm tired, I turn into Chuck Heston, apparently.
Neat-o Gang!

Taco John
03-05-2005, 03:21 AM
BaDUM Ching!

Nightfyre
03-05-2005, 03:22 AM
Man its 3 am and that wasnt that funny :p

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 03:24 AM
Is it a bad sign that in 10 minutes this thread has gotten more posts than Zach's did all night?

You all are a bunch of pyros (says the guy with gun powder under his fingernails).

trndobrd
03-05-2005, 03:35 AM
Are you the owner and have a safe place to burn the couch, or is this an "accident" for someone who failed to pay their "insurance"?

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 03:41 AM
Are you the owner and have a safe place to burn the couch, or is this an "accident" for someone who failed to pay their "insurance"?
Read the first post.

trndobrd
03-05-2005, 03:51 AM
Just set it on fire, or something special?

I suggest this... pour a big pile of powdered chlorine (like for a swimming pool) in the middle. Then, pour a bottle of brake fluid on the pile of chlorine and get away. Trust me.


Or, my favorite, the tennis ball bomb. Buy a tennis ball... drill a small hole in it and FILL it with strike anywhere match heads. You HAVE to get strike anywhere matches and cut the heads off... this should take a box or more... then, throw the ball at the couch as hard as possible.. the ball should ignite from the match heads rubbing against each other...


OK? What does this tell me?

Miles
03-05-2005, 03:53 AM
OK? What does this tell me?

Put it in the street and torch it.

Pants
03-05-2005, 03:54 AM
Fire, stfu, I need that couch dammit. :cuss:

Nightfyre
03-05-2005, 03:55 AM
Fire, stfu, I need that couch dammit. :cuss:
your not gonna get laid with a couch for a bed fwiw....

Pants
03-05-2005, 03:57 AM
your not gonna get laid with a couch for a bed fwiw....

Shit, I'm happy we don't hang out with the same girls.

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 04:06 AM
OK? What does this tell me?
That I play with fire? :hmmm:

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2005, 04:14 AM
Fire, stfu, I need that couch dammit. :cuss:
Sorry, Metro... I just like to see stuff burn.

Ultra Peanut
03-05-2005, 04:34 AM
Ask these guys (http://westvirginia.rivals.com/forum.asp?c=d&sid=891&fid=33&style=1). After all, if you're gonna do something, see what the experts have to say.

Iowanian
03-05-2005, 08:28 AM
Falling asleep on them in your trailer house with a lit cig seems to be pretty effective.