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ChiTown
03-09-2005, 09:53 PM
I called my shot about an hour ago...................... :hump:

J Diddy
03-09-2005, 09:54 PM
I called my shot about an hour ago...................... :hump:

Last time I called my shot, I struck out.

:)

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 09:54 PM
I called my shot about an hour ago...................... :hump:
"Left eye." BLAM!
"Ah, it burns!"
"Ha-ha!"

keg in kc
03-09-2005, 09:55 PM
I'm calling this shot "Knob Creek".

CosmicPal
03-09-2005, 10:00 PM
I'm calling for jello shots

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:01 PM
Jager bomber!

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:04 PM
Jager bomber!
Aren't you one of those Apple Pucker fairy's?

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:05 PM
Aren't you one of those Apple Pucker fairy's?
You're just trying to start a fight, aren't ya? Now I'm glad I stole your Christmas presents.

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:09 PM
I'm calling for jello shots

Heh. Last time I had jello-shots was at Kelley's in Westport....the good ole days...

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:09 PM
You're just trying to start a fight, aren't ya? Now I'm glad I stole your Christmas presents.

Fugg a fight--let's make it a "barroom brawl".... :cuss:

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:11 PM
Fugg a fight--let's make it a "barroom brawl".... :cuss:
Everyone jump the queen! GANGBANG!

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:12 PM
I thought you liked tequila rose and bubble baths?
That's only on the nights that he douches

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:13 PM
Fugg a fight--let's make it a "barroom brawl".... :cuss:
I don't think two people can qualify for a barroom brawl, but if we're in a bar where people know me, Brando's likely to get help when people start kicking me while I'm down.

keg in kc
03-09-2005, 10:13 PM
Everyone jump the queen! GANGBANG!What the f*ck kind of bars do you go to? Blue Oyster?

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:14 PM
What the f*ck kind of bars do you go to? Blue Oyster?

I was just trying to keep Brian interested.

Nightfyre
03-09-2005, 10:14 PM
Everyone jump the queen! GANGBANG!
history of the world....
very impressive comedy knowledge afoot.

booger
03-09-2005, 10:15 PM
That's only on the nights that he douches
MMMMMMMM

Nothing like the stank of a good ole vinigar douche.

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:16 PM
history of the world....
very impressive comedy knowledge afoot.

Well..ya know..It's good to be da king.

Nightfyre
03-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Well..ya know..It's good to be da king.
I invoke kings priviledge... Three moves to one!

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Well..ya know..It's good to be da king.

Yeah...."Piss Boy, Ohhhhh Piss Boy....." ROFL

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:18 PM
I was just trying to keep Brian interested.
The free drinks were nice.

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:19 PM
The free drinks were nice.
When are you going to be up again? I'll be out in Phoenix in June probably.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:21 PM
When are you going to be up again? I'll be out in Phoenix in June probably.
I'll be in Rolla next week. I suspect the next time I'll be in KC will be next year's 37 Forever weekend. Er, I guess that would be this year now... whatever.

We'll definitely have to get shitty in Old Town in June.

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:22 PM
I'll be in Rolla next week. I suspect the next time I'll be in KC will be next year's 37 Forever weekend. Er, I guess that would be this year now... whatever.

We'll definitely have to get shitty in Old Town in June.
I'll be out for my 30th. My old man will probably do something crazy like tty to get me blown by a hooker with a club foot.

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:24 PM
....a hooker with a club foot.

Don't knock it; she's good. :hmmm:

Nightfyre
03-09-2005, 10:24 PM
I'll be out for my 30th. My old man will probably do something crazy like tty to get me blown by a hooker with a club foot.
Im not gonna lie... Your old man is a quality fellow.

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:26 PM
I'll be out for my 30th. My old man will probably do something crazy like tty to get me blown by a hooker with a club foot.

Ya know, is it too much to ask for your old man to do something a little more original?

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:26 PM
I'll be out for my 30th. My old man will probably do something crazy like tty to get me blown by a hooker with a club foot.
Outstanding.

Y'know, my neighbor always has free passes to Babe's.

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:28 PM
Ya know, is it too much to ask for your old man to do something a little more original?

A she-male for a strap-on rear "delivery" would be 'original', yes? What's your dad's cellphone number Brando...heh.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:30 PM
A she-male for a strap-on rear "delivery" would be 'original', yes? What's your dad's cellphone number Brando...heh.
Er, if it's a she-male, why the strap on?

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:30 PM
Outstanding.

Y'know, my neighbor always has free passes to Babe's.

Now that could be fun..I'll send my other hald out to the movies with my ma that night. Somehow I can't help but think the combination of you and my father equals a night in jail for all of us. But then again I really thought that it was Jesus Juice that Michael Jackson was offering to those poor kiddies.

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:31 PM
A she-male for a strap-on rear "delivery" would be 'original', yes? What's your dad's cellphone number Brando...heh.
I don't think he needs you to call. From what my lil bro has been telling me I think he's got them on speed dial.

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:32 PM
Er, if it's a she-male, why the strap on?

Because SIZE does matter, heh.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:32 PM
Somehow I can't help but think the combination of you and my father equals a night in jail for all of us.

Fan-f*cking-tastic.

Probably a good thing we won't all be in Tucson. We'd end up in Nogales for sure. Then we'd DEFINITELY get you blown by a hooker with a club foot.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:33 PM
I don't think he needs you to call. From what my lil bro has been telling me I think he's got them on speed dial.
Your dad's not friends with someone named "Cap'n Mike" is he?

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:33 PM
I don't think he needs you to call. From what my lil bro has been telling me I think he's got them on speed dial.

Your dad has she-males with strap-on on his speed dial? :eek:

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:34 PM
Now that could be fun..I'll send my other hald out to the movies with my ma that night. Somehow I can't help but think the combination of you and my father equals a night in jail for all of us. But then again I really thought that it was Jesus Juice that Michael Jackson was offering to those poor kiddies.

I spent a night in jail this Summer. Sucked. Matter a fact, it sucked a lot. One suggestion, find a designated driver - I didn't. :banghead:

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:34 PM
Fan-f*cking-tastic.

Probably a good thing we won't all be in Tucson. We'd end up in Nogales for sure. Then we'd DEFINITELY get you blown by a hooker with a club foot.
Then I'd be applying ointment for the next thirty years too.

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:35 PM
Your dad has she-males with strap-on on his speed dial? :eek:
I have a don't ask don't tell policy about the old man.

Brando
03-09-2005, 10:36 PM
Your dad's not friends with someone named "Cap'n Mike" is he?
LMAO..is that Captain Stabbin'? He makes some quality vid clips.
Aiight fuggas I'm out.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:36 PM
I spent a night in jail this Summer. Sucked. Matter a fact, it sucked a lot. One suggestion, find a designated driver - I didn't. :banghead:
They held you overnight? Shitty. When I got my DUI they kicked me after they finished all the paperwork and whatnot.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:36 PM
Then I'd be applying ointment for the next thirty years too.
Eh, it kinda becomes routine after awhile.

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:37 PM
I spent a night in jail this Summer. Sucked. Matter a fact, it sucked a lot. One suggestion, find a designated driver - I didn't. :banghead:

Sorry to hear that; you are probably pretty embarrassed that I'm smart enought to do that chit at home....or take a taxi. Heh.

Did "Bubba" make you his prison bi-atch?

jk, Chi.... :p

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:37 PM
LMAO..is that Captain Stabbin'? He makes some quality vid clips.
Aiight fuggas I'm out.
Nah, Cap'n Mike owns a bar in Scottsdale. If I were looking for a she-male, he'd be the guy I'd call.

Seriously.

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:38 PM
They held you overnight? Shitty. When I got my DUI they kicked me after they finished all the paperwork and whatnot.

Ohhhhhhhhh yeah. Hell, I even got breakfast - powdered eggs, warm milk, grits and miracle meat.

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:39 PM
Anyone else notice, a lot of Phil's threads inexorably gravitate toward anal sex.... :hmmm:

OldTownChief
03-09-2005, 10:39 PM
They held you overnight? Shitty. When I got my DUI they kicked me after they finished all the paperwork and whatnot.

Here they have a chart for how long you stay. Higher level of intox. the longer you stay.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:40 PM
Anyone else notice, a lot of Phil's threads inexorably gravitate toward anal sex.... :hmmm:
Uh, you're the one that brought up anal sex.

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:40 PM
Sorry to hear that; you are probably pretty embarrassed that I'm smart enought to do that chit at home....or take a taxi. Heh.

Did "Bubba" make you his prison bi-atch?

jk, Chi.... :p

Uh, no. I was a bit bigger than most of my cellmates. I had about 20 roomies for the night. Standing room only...........

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:40 PM
Here they have a chart for how long you stay. Higher level of intox. the longer you stay.
What's a .20 get ya?

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:41 PM
What's a .20 get ya?

dead

OldTownChief
03-09-2005, 10:43 PM
dead


If not dead. Def. an overnight stay.

Nightfyre
03-09-2005, 10:43 PM
dead
ive seen higher a .26 barely lived

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:44 PM
dead
You mean I'm some sort of spirit? Freaky.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:45 PM
If not dead. Def. an overnight stay.
Glad it's not that way in AZ. I might've been late to work the next day.

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:45 PM
I blew a 1.78. I really thought I was doing fine.................until I had to walk heal to toe. I nearly broke my neck.

OldTownChief
03-09-2005, 10:46 PM
Hell mine was a .20. I remember them telling me at .30 you would be in a coma for sure and prob. die.

.

keg in kc
03-09-2005, 10:46 PM
Uh, you're the one that brought up anal sex.From a she-male, no less. Obsessed.

OldTownChief
03-09-2005, 10:47 PM
I blew a 1.78. I really thought I was doing fine.................until I had to walk heal to toe. I nearly broke my neck.

You mean .178

WebGem
03-09-2005, 10:47 PM
Bedtime. If Hartwell is a Chief tomorrow, I will be a happy mother f*cker. Go Chiefs.

Phobia
03-09-2005, 10:47 PM
Anyone else notice, a lot of Phil's threads inexorably gravitate toward anal sex.... :hmmm:

Harassing denverchief about it may have gotten you laid, but I promise it's not gonna work with me.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:48 PM
I blew a 1.78. I really thought I was doing fine.................until I had to walk heal to toe. I nearly broke my neck.
Heh... I'm guessing an accidentally misplaced decimal point on that one.

I knew I was f*cked. Scary thing is, I've driven in worse condition.

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:48 PM
You mean .178

:) yes, .178

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:49 PM
Heh... I'm guessing an accidentally misplaced decimal point on that one.

I knew I was f*cked. Scary thing is, I've driven in worse condition.


You know what's really ****ed up? When you wake up the next morning and have to ask around as to who drove the night before..............Uh, I did? :shake:

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:50 PM
You know what's really ****ed up? When you wake up the next morning and have to ask around as to who drove the night before..............Uh, I did? :shake:
I liked waking up and finding my truck in the front yard.

The other guys in the fraternity weren't fans, though.

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:51 PM
Uh, you're the one that brought up anal sex.

Really? How do you explain this...

We'll definitely have to get shitty

:hmmm:

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:52 PM
Really? How do you explain this...



:hmmm:
Shitty = drunk. Like "shitfaced"

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 10:53 PM
I liked waking up and finding my truck in the front yard.

The other guys in the fraternity weren't fans, though.

eh, **** em'.

I was lucky to get my car into the yard. I drove my motor cycle into my fraternity house all ****ed up one time. The house Mom was chasing me around. Funny shit/

Mr. Kotter
03-09-2005, 10:54 PM
Shitty = drunk. Like "shitfaced"

Sure. Uh-huh.... :rolleyes:

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 10:55 PM
I drove my motor cycle into my fraternity house all ****ed up one time.

Holy shit, D-Day!

Nzoner
03-09-2005, 10:59 PM
Scary thing is, I've driven in worse condition.

Yep,it's amazing how in times like those you can actually see better with one eye closed.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:01 PM
Yep,it's amazing how in times like those you can actually see better with one eye closed.
I can remember driving on 435 and using the steering wheel to hold myself upright. Yeah... that was bright.

ChiTown
03-09-2005, 11:03 PM
Holy shit, D-Day!

heh, heh.........I never really thought of it like that. My GPA was better though.

Phobia
03-09-2005, 11:06 PM
I can remember driving on 435 and using the steering wheel to hold myself upright. Yeah... that was bright.

I was kinda stupid back in the day, too. I remember hanging out the open door of a moving car yacking my guts out. A smart driver would have pulled the hell over, but I never claimed to be very smart, did I?

Count Zarth
03-09-2005, 11:08 PM
Drunk driving is bad...mmmkay?

Phobia
03-09-2005, 11:10 PM
Drunk driving is bad...mmmkay?

Yeah. I'm not nearly that stupid now. I couldn't have been more than 17 then.

booger
03-09-2005, 11:11 PM
I was kinda stupid back in the day, too. I remember hanging out the open door of a moving car yacking my guts out. A smart driver would have pulled the hell over, but I never claimed to be very smart, did I?

ROFL

Been there done that. On the interstate in the fast lane. Got road rash on my forehead and had to pick gravel out of my scalp.

Count Zarth
03-09-2005, 11:13 PM
Yeah. I'm not nearly that stupid now. I couldn't have been more than 17 then.

Damn. I don't think I had even tasted alcohol when I was 17.

Rausch
03-09-2005, 11:14 PM
I was kinda stupid back in the day, too. I remember hanging out the open door of a moving car yacking my guts out.

It takes a special kind of dumbass to do-.......nevermind.

Nzoner
03-09-2005, 11:16 PM
I was kinda stupid back in the day, too. I remember hanging out the open door of a moving car yacking my guts out. A smart driver would have pulled the hell over, but I never claimed to be very smart, did I?

My stupidest moment behind the wheel was in my early 20's,came to heading diagonally through a 4-way stop,got control of the car and somehow made it home without incident only to get my keys in the front door unlock it and fall thru face first passing out there till morning.

Phobia
03-09-2005, 11:18 PM
ROFL

Been there done that. On the interstate in the fast lane. Got road rash on my forehead and had to pick gravel out of my scalp.

You did all that DRIVING and didn't crash?

That's an amazing tale.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:19 PM
heh, heh.........I never really thought of it like that. My GPA was better though.
The ASU Delts, in the last semester of their existence, pledged a biker named Dash that we sometimes called D-Day. He was a hell of a lot of fun to party with.

Having your 30-something year old biker pledge do burnouts was a different twist to the usual fraternity party.

Phobia
03-09-2005, 11:19 PM
Damn. I don't think I had even tasted alcohol when I was 17.

By the time I was 17, I'd have had more pussy and alcohol than you'll have by the time you're 30.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:22 PM
I remember hanging out the open door of a moving car yacking my guts out.

I've done that, but I wasn't driving at the time. I was driving earlier in the trip, but one of my passengers decided to take over when I unexpectedly drove off the side of the highway.

I don't remember much about my time in the backseat, but the next day my buddy told me they were glad they put a seatbelt on me. Apparently every once in awhile they'd hear wind and turn around to see my door open and me hanging out puking... with just the seatbelt holding me in.

The next day of working hungover was fun... y'know, being's I was working at Boy Scout camp at the time.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:23 PM
It takes a special kind of dumbass to do-.......nevermind.
Haha... how long til you christen Fraz's new 'stang?

booger
03-09-2005, 11:25 PM
You did all that DRIVING and didn't crash?

That's an amazing tale.
Yes.

I didn't mention that I was coasting at 5 mph before I opened the door and eventually stopping. Thank god it was a manual tranny and I slipped it into neutral and came to a stop when I found the brake. Luckily it was a sunday morning around 7 am and I had slept for a couple of hrs before heading home but was still pretty tanked, not to mention the fact there wasn't any troopers let alone traffic at that point.

Count Zarth
03-09-2005, 11:27 PM
By the time I was 17, I'd have had more pussy and alcohol than you'll have by the time you're 30.

Loser!

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:28 PM
not to mention the fact there wasn't any troopers let alone traffic at that point.

The lack of law enforcement... or anyone else... on the road at 4am in Rolla was a large contributing factor to my drunk driving habit. It's hard to learn your lesson when there's no negative consequences to your actions.

Nzoner
03-09-2005, 11:30 PM
I don't remember much about my time in the backseat, but the next day my buddy told me they were glad they put a seatbelt on me. Apparently every once in awhile they'd hear wind and turn around to see my door open and me hanging out puking... with just the seatbelt holding me in.

Reminded me of a sickening story here,carload of girls and one was hanging out the passenger window looking back and yelling at some guys in the car behind them.The driver in the girl's car got too close to the curb and a tree.Enough said.

Rausch
03-09-2005, 11:31 PM
Haha... how long til you christen Fraz's new 'stang?

While the odds are good I'll get that drunk again, the odds aren't so good I'll get that drunk again and be allowed in his car...

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:32 PM
Reminded me of a sickening story here,carload of girls and one was hanging out the passenger window looking back and yelling at some guys in the car behind them.The driver in the girl's car got too close to the curb and a tree.Enough said.
Yeah, I've been amazingly lucky in my stupidity. Hell, even the time I pitched a dude from the bed of my truck he only came away w/ a broken arm, a concussion, and the various bumps and scrapes one might expect from a guy bouncing down a gravel road at 60 mph.

Nzoner
03-09-2005, 11:37 PM
Yeah, I've been amazingly lucky in my stupidity.

Just so you don't find yourself quoting Country Dick

"Look occifer I know you're a lil peeved
and I'm sorry about that chunk I blew on your sleeve..."

booger
03-09-2005, 11:38 PM
The lack of law enforcement... or anyone else... on the road at 4am in Rolla was a large contributing factor to my drunk driving habit. It's hard to learn your lesson when there's no negative consequences to your actions.

I hear ya. :thumb:

Like most, I've done some crazy stupid shit, but have TRIED to wise up and be cautious. Never had any DUI's and tend to walk or sleep when I can. I should have numerous public urination tickets but I have been lucky there too. I've pissed in movie theaters in the isle, down flights of stairs in college dorms, in elevators, and even in one of those public popcorn maker things in the local convience store. Mostly just outside though. Something about nature I guess. Once the cold air hits mr. floppy it just flows.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:45 PM
Just so you don't find yourself quoting Country Dick

"Look occifer I know you're a lil peeved
and I'm sorry about that chunk I blew on your sleeve..."
But, I've already got a DWI, so why don't you make like a bakery truck and leave

I left not only your mix CD, but the Beat Farmers live CD I bought in Scottsdale. Oh well, I'll be back up there soon enough.

Phobia
03-09-2005, 11:45 PM
I hear ya. :thumb:

Like most, I've done some crazy stupid shit, but have TRIED to wise up and be cautious. Never had any DUI's and tend to walk or sleep when I can. I should have numerous public urination tickets but I have been lucky there too. I've pissed in movie theaters in the isle, down flights of stairs in college dorms, in elevators, and even in one of those public popcorn maker things in the local convience store. Mostly just outside though. Something about nature I guess. Once the cold air hits mr. floppy it just flows.

I whipped it out on Main in Virginia Beach one fine summer afternoon in 90. Everclear is bad.

booger
03-09-2005, 11:47 PM
I whipped it out on Main in Virginia Beach one fine summer afternoon in 90. Everclear is bad.
Yep. I call that 92 octane. Fill er up. That shit will burn.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:47 PM
I should have numerous public urination tickets but I have been lucky there too. I've pissed in movie theaters in the isle, down flights of stairs in college dorms, in elevators, and even in one of those public popcorn maker things in the local convience store. Mostly just outside though. Something about nature I guess. Once the cold air hits mr. floppy it just flows.

I've got a buddy who got popped a couple times for pissing in public. He was told if he got one more he'd have to be a registered sex offender. I guess whippin' your weiner out in public is considered a sex crime in AZ even if it's to pee. Course, maybe telling him that was just a scare tactic... I've never bothered to do the research. Hell, it wasn't my ass, er penis, on the line.

Phobia
03-09-2005, 11:50 PM
Yep. I call that 92 octane. Fill er up. That shit will burn.

I don't think I've drank that shit since. If you do find yourself drinking it, do not mix your own.... I was mixing half coke/half grain.

On another note, Viagra got nothing on everclear. I made a gal pretty damn happy that night. Again and again and again and again.

booger
03-09-2005, 11:50 PM
Funniest drunken piss story:

I was probably 10 or 11. Spent the night at a friends house. His dad was smashed and mistake my buddies bedroom for the bathroom. Anyway he lifts the lid to his fish tank, where you open it to feed the fish, and almost takes a piss in it. His dad did these things quite often when he was drunk as he had a sleep walking problem as well that magnified the drunkiness.

Phobia
03-09-2005, 11:51 PM
I've got a buddy who got popped a couple times for pissing in public. He was told if he got one more he'd have to be a registered sex offender. I guess whippin' your weiner out in public is considered a sex crime in AZ even if it's to pee. Course, maybe telling him that was just a scare tactic... I've never bothered to do the research. Hell, it wasn't my ass, er penis, on the line.

Had a softball buddy get ticketed just outside our bar 2 summers ago. All he had to do was take 20 more steps and he'd have been right in front of a trough.

booger
03-09-2005, 11:52 PM
I've got a buddy who got popped a couple times for pissing in public. He was told if he got one more he'd have to be a registered sex offender. I guess whippin' your weiner out in public is considered a sex crime in AZ even if it's to pee. Course, maybe telling him that was just a scare tactic... I've never bothered to do the research. Hell, it wasn't my ass, er penis, on the line.

I hate it when they get pissy about that.

Nothing wrong with taking a leak in public. I could see if there was kids around or something.

keg in kc
03-09-2005, 11:53 PM
Drinking at home alone has its benefits. Haven't been arrested. Yet.

Phobia
03-09-2005, 11:56 PM
Funniest drunken piss story:

Is that a challenge? In addition to the VA Beach story, I have an Oklahoma City story....

I happened to be in Oklahoma City on business in the week after the McVeigh drive by.... I was staying in a Holiday Inn with a bunch of FEMA workers. We were all feeling a little depressed the night the Karaoke dude was in the Hotel lounge and I really, really had too much.

For some reason, I felt the need to "water" the carpet in my room. Covered every square inch of that room relieving my body of the 15 or 20 brews I consumed that night.

I'm not a very bright man.

booger
03-09-2005, 11:57 PM
I don't think I've drank that shit since. If you do find yourself drinking it, do not mix your own.... I was mixing half coke/half grain.

On another note, Viagra got nothing on everclear. I made a gal pretty damn happy that night. Again and again and again and again.


I knew a few girls who used to try it with koolaid. Never got any out of it. Probably the whole puking thing turned me off. That or me falling asleep while trying to perform a little carpet munching.

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:57 PM
I don't think I've drank that shit since. If you do find yourself drinking it, do not mix your own.... I was mixing half coke/half grain.

Good Lord... and I thought 151 and Coke was a stiff drink.

keg in kc
03-09-2005, 11:58 PM
Holy shit, man. I bet housekeeping loved you.

I've got nothing on that story. My best was drinking pitchers of long island iced tea (yes, pitchers) as a guest musician at a 5-star resort and then projectile vomiting all over the room.

booger
03-09-2005, 11:58 PM
Is that a challenge? In addition to the VA Beach story, I have an Oklahoma City story....

I happened to be in Oklahoma City on business in the week after the McVeigh drive by.... I was staying in a Holiday Inn with a bunch of FEMA workers. We were all feeling a little depressed the night the Karaoke dude was in the Hotel lounge and I really, really had too much.

For some reason, I felt the need to "water" the carpet in my room. Covered every square inch of that room relieving my body of the 15 or 20 brews I consumed that night.

I'm not a very bright man.

ROFL

Hope the room wasn't on your card.

Count Zarth
03-09-2005, 11:58 PM
On another note, Viagra got nothing on everclear. I made a gal pretty damn happy that night. Again and again and again and again.

I thought if you didn't need it and you took it you had a hard on for like 8 hrs?

DenverChief
03-09-2005, 11:58 PM
Holy shit, man. I bet housekeeping loved you.

I've got nothing on that story. My best was drinking pitchers of long island iced tea (yes, pitchers) as a guest musician at a 5-star resort and then projectile vomiting all over the room.


Hey how you like my new avatar? STFU

keg in kc
03-09-2005, 11:59 PM
Hey how you like my new avatar?What's a fag hag?

ENDelt260
03-09-2005, 11:59 PM
Funniest drunken piss story:

I was probably 10 or 11. Spent the night at a friends house. His dad was smashed and mistake my buddies bedroom for the bathroom. Anyway he lifts the lid to his fish tank, where you open it to feed the fish, and almost takes a piss in it. His dad did these things quite often when he was drunk as he had a sleep walking problem as well that magnified the drunkiness.
I've mentioned it on here before I think, but a fraternity brother of mine while drunk and somewhere between awake and asleep pissed on the president.

The president was less than pleased.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:01 AM
Hey how you like my new avatar? STFU
Nah.

Her tits don't fit her body.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:01 AM
ROFL

Hope the room wasn't on your card.

It was, but I doubt they noticed. I remember part of the reason I opted to water the carpet was that the hotel was a real shithole. Upon my next visit to Oklahoma City, Holiday Inn even decided to take their name off.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:02 AM
I knew a few girls who used to try it with koolaid.

That was our general use for it. Kool Aid + lots of sugar to cover up the alcohol taste = really drunk girls.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:02 AM
I've mentioned it on here before I think, but a fraternity brother of mine while drunk and somewhere between awake and asleep pissed on the president.

The president was less than pleased.


Bet he got whooped.

DenverChief
03-10-2005, 12:02 AM
What's a fag hag?


a straight chick that hangs around gay guys cuz they are so cute and innocent (they don't want down the girls pants)

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:03 AM
I knew a few girls who used to try it with koolaid. Never got any out of it. Probably the whole puking thing turned me off. That or me falling asleep while trying to perform a little carpet munching.

That was the problem, I think. I was in VA Beach with 3 girls and no dudes. They brought the everclear to make jungle juice.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:03 AM
Holy shit, man. I bet housekeeping loved you.

I've got nothing on that story. My best was drinking pitchers of long island iced tea (yes, pitchers) as a guest musician at a 5-star resort and then projectile vomiting all over the room.

Sometime when Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan can't come along it I'll have to pass on a similar story...

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:04 AM
a straight chick that hangs around gay guys cuz they are so cute and innocent (they don't want down the girls pants)

You owe me pics BIDGE! :cuss:

booger
03-10-2005, 12:04 AM
It was, but I doubt they noticed. I remember part of the reason I opted to water the carpet was that the hotel was a real shithole. Upon my next visit to Oklahoma City, Holiday Inn even decided to take their name off.

Sounds like a dive.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:04 AM
Hey how you like my new avatar? STFU
Ha... did you mean to ask SDChiefsFan that? He's the one obsessed with y'all.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:05 AM
That was the problem, I think. I was in VA Beach with 3 girls and no dudes. They brought the everclear to make jungle juice.

You MUST be drinking to tee up a post like this...

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:05 AM
That was the problem, I think. I was in VA Beach with 3 girls and no dudes. They brought the everclear to make jungle juice.

I havent read any of this thread but that doesnt sound anything remotely like a problem.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:06 AM
That was our general use for it. Kool Aid + lots of sugar to cover up the alcohol taste = really drunk girls.

That's the idea, but for some reason I thought I could take that, beer and tequila shots too.

Didn't work in my favor.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:07 AM
a straight chick that hangs around gay guys cuz they are so cute and innocent (they don't want down the girls pants)
That's kind of an incomplete description, isn't it? Isn't there some manner of odd psychological dynamic involving them wanting to hook up with the dude on some level and being ultimately unfulfilled for obvious reasons?

Obviously, I will defer to your experience on this matter... that's just how the term was explained to me.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:08 AM
I havent read any of this thread but that doesnt sound anything remotely like a problem.

It was a problem, trust me. The one I was humping was the only humpable one. The other was ENDelt's speed and the 3rd chick looked a lot like Ellen Degneris only more butch.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:08 AM
That was the problem, I think. I was in VA Beach with 3 girls and no dudes. They brought the everclear to make jungle juice.


Always wanted to try 3. I'd need more hands and another dick.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:08 AM
a straight chick that hangs around gay guys cuz they are so cute and innocent (they don't want down the girls pants)Oh. That makes sense.

Why you asking me, anyway? I'm not much of an authority on avatars. My answer to that question from anybody would be: shit, my opinion doesn't matter; if you like it, keep it.

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:09 AM
That's kind of an incomplete description, isn't it? Isn't there some manner of odd psychological dynamic involving them wanting to hook up with the dude on some level and being ultimately unfulfilled for obvious reasons?

Obviously, I will defer to your experience on this matter... that's just how the term was explained to me.

Yeah i had always though part of it was trying to get them to switch teams.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:09 AM
The other was ENDelt's speed

Heh... so fat a smoker could catch her on foot?

booger
03-10-2005, 12:10 AM
It was a problem, trust me. The one I was humping was the only humpable one. The other was ENDelt's speed and the 3rd chick looked a lot like Ellen Degneris only more butch.
that's what paper bags are for.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:11 AM
Paper bags don't hide rolls.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:12 AM
Paper bags don't hide rolls.

And then there are some chicks that make you put the bag on YOUR head...

booger
03-10-2005, 12:12 AM
those are handle bars.

Them and pigtails. Sometimes ears too.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:13 AM
Heh... so fat a smoker could catch her on foot?

She was a big gal and she liked to dance. When she got to rolling, I was rolling. That could have been some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. I remember that chick's name to this day. Denise. Swear to God.

I was in computer school in Quantico and my roommate was a little like uh - gochiefs.... I tried to get him to hump Denise and even HE turned her down. I guarantee you that dude hasn't had an opportunity to get laid since that day, too. He was THAT much of a dork.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:13 AM
And then there are some chicks that make you put the bag on YOUR head...


I just give them the " i'd prefer to do you from behind" line.

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:13 AM
Paper bags don't hide rolls.

I dont think they could hide butch dyke ether.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:14 AM
And then there are some chicks that make you put the bag on YOUR head...Like I said...paper bags don't hide rolls.

Count Zarth
03-10-2005, 12:14 AM
She was a big gal and she liked to dance. When she got to rolling, I was rolling. That could have been some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. I remember that chick's name to this day. Denise. Swear to God.

I was in computer school in Quantico and my roommate was a little like uh - gochiefs.... I tried to get him to hump Denise and even HE turned her down. I guarantee you that dude hasn't had an opportunity to get laid since that day, too. He was THAT much of a dork.

Good for him.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:14 AM
Paper bags don't hide rolls.
My big bro used to say, "You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel fat."

Course, that never stopped him from poking fat broads. That guy was a bad influence on me. Got me drinkin... pokin' rolla girls...

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:15 AM
I just give them the " i'd prefer to do you from behind" line.

Ok, now it's just ****ing obvious you've never stabbed a fattie...

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:17 AM
Let me elaborate on how much of a dork my Quantico roommate was....

I was boffing the VA Beach chick and also a chick from D.C. Eventually, they found out about one another. Guess how?

Yup - dipshit roommate got to feeling guilty and spilled the beans. "You know, you aren't the only girl Phil brings back here to **** with me listening but pretending to be sleeping, don't you?" Heh heh.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:18 AM
Ok, now it's just ****ing obvious you've never stabbed a fattie...


I tried the " let me pin you legs up behind your ears" but she got offended.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:18 AM
Let me elaborate on how much of a dork my Quantico roommate was....

I was boffing the VA Beach chick and also a chick from D.C. Eventually, they found out about one another. Guess how?

Yup - dipshit roommate got to feeling guilty and spilled the beans. "You know, you aren't the only girl Phil brings back here to **** with me listening but pretending to be sleeping, don't you?" Heh heh.
What the f*ck. Completely unacceptable. Whatever happened to bros before hoes?

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:19 AM
Let me elaborate on how much of a dork my Quantico roommate was....

I was boffing the VA Beach chick and also a chick from D.C. Eventually, they found out about one another. Guess how?

Yup - dipshit roommate got to feeling guilty and spilled the beans. "You know, you aren't the only girl Phil brings back here to **** with me listening but pretending to be sleeping, don't you?" Heh heh.

I take it he filed charges after you caved his skull in with a 9 iron...

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:20 AM
I tried the " let me pin you legs up behind your ears" but she got offended.
I was pokin' a gal for awhile that was amazingly flexible for her size. Had her ankles behind her ears on an regular basis.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:20 AM
He was just feeling left out. He wanted a little Phil, too.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:22 AM
I was pokin' a gal for awhile that was amazingly flexible for her size. Had her ankles behind her ears on an regular basis.
real or fake legs?

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:22 AM
Let me elaborate on how much of a dork my Quantico roommate was....

I was boffing the VA Beach chick and also a chick from D.C. Eventually, they found out about one another. Guess how?

Yup - dipshit roommate got to feeling guilty and spilled the beans. "You know, you aren't the only girl Phil brings back here to **** with me listening but pretending to be sleeping, don't you?" Heh heh.

Wait that doesnt make any sense. Hard to imagine any roomate would be that much of a bitch. I guess it would sort of be less shitty if he was trying to hook up with one of em...but im guessing thats not the case.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:23 AM
real or fake legs? ROFL

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:23 AM
real or fake legs?
Ha. Real. I've yet to f*ck an amputee.

The cook at our fraternity poked a midget. I haven't done that either... but the amputee mention reminded me of it. He was a dirty f*cker.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:24 AM
Wait that doesnt make any sense. Hard to imagine any roomate would be that much of a bitch. I guess it would sort of be less shitty if he was trying to hook up with one of em...but im guessing thats not the case.
sure sounds like a cock blocking little geek to me too.

Count Zarth
03-10-2005, 12:24 AM
Let me elaborate on how much of a dork my Quantico roommate was....

I was boffing the VA Beach chick and also a chick from D.C. Eventually, they found out about one another. Guess how?

Yup - dipshit roommate got to feeling guilty and spilled the beans. "You know, you aren't the only girl Phil brings back here to **** with me listening but pretending to be sleeping, don't you?" Heh heh.

Hmmm. Well I'd never do that.

Depending on the time of day I might leave the room. If I was already asleep you wouldn't wake me up.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:24 AM
I was pokin' a gal for awhile that was amazingly flexible for her size. Had her ankles behind her ears on an regular basis.Amazingly flexible...for her size. ROFL

My ex-wife was that flexible. Sometimes.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:25 AM
Ha. Real. I've yet to f*ck an amputee.

The cook at our fraternity poked a midget. I haven't done that either... but the amputee mention reminded me of it. He was a dirty f*cker.

I consider my life incomplete before I fock either.

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:26 AM
sure sounds like a cock blocking little geek to me too.

Yep definitly. Just sucks even hearing about shit like that.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:27 AM
Wait that doesnt make any sense. Hard to imagine any roomate would be that much of a bitch. I guess it would sort of be less shitty if he was trying to hook up with one of em...but im guessing thats not the case.

Nah - he just had no social skills and he was feeling bad for them. Heh.

I still talk to one of them a couple times a year. She's a movie producer in Hollywood. She was only in D.C. for the summer and it was time to move on, anyway. The other one was pissed for a little while but she stuck around....

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:28 AM
Nah - he just had no social skills and he was feeling bad for them.Shit, you won't find anybody with less social skill than me, and I'd never do that. That's inexcusable.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:28 AM
Ha. Real. I've yet to f*ck an amputee.

The cook at our fraternity poked a midget. I haven't done that either... but the amputee mention reminded me of it. He was a dirty f*cker.

I'll bet a midget would be a lot of fun.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:29 AM
Shit, you won't find anybody with less social skill than me, and I'd never do that. That's inexcusable.

Dude, you have more skills than you give yourself credit for....

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:30 AM
I'll bet a midget would be a lot of fun.If you ever needed a "god my cock is HUGE" ego boost, a midget would be the way to go.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:30 AM
I'll bet a midget would be a lot of fun.
The famous quote around the fraternity house was, "Hey, their arms and legs are shorter, but everything else is normal."

I honestly don't think we were all that disturbed by the idea of a f*cking a midget so much as the idea of that fat old bastard f*cking... anyone. *shudder*

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:31 AM
If you ever needed a "god my cock is HUGE" ego boost, a midget would be the way to go.
That's the best part about hooking up with a five year old. Your dick looks HUGE in their hands.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:31 AM
Dude, you have more skills than you give yourself credit for....I mean social skills in the 'get laid' sense. I've never been much of a player. But I'd never cock block. What an asshole...

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:32 AM
That's the best part about hooking up with a five year old. Your dick looks HUGE in their hands.You're in the newspaper business, right?

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:32 AM
If you ever needed a "god my cock is HUGE" ego boost, a midget would be the way to go.

I would like to clarify that I was talking about a female midget, not the sword-fighting contest you apparently envisioned....

booger
03-10-2005, 12:33 AM
I'll bet a midget would be a lot of fun.
You know, I really used to think that.

Until I saw a bridget the midget porn scene (the gal from Howard Stern) and it kinda freaked me out.

I'd still do the on legged chick from Duece Bigalow Male Jigalow though.

Gotta draw the line somewhere.

maybe I'd do a midget but just not tell anyone. Yeah, that's it.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:34 AM
You're in the newspaper business, right?
Pop singer, actually.

Sorry... I'm missing the newspaper reference.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:34 AM
I would like to clarify that I was talking about a female midget, not the sword-fighting contest you apparently envisioned....You know me. I like a little dick now and then as much as the next guy.

Wait, what?

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:34 AM
Pop singer, actually.

Sorry... I'm missing the newspaper reference.Deadwood.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:34 AM
That's the best part about hooking up with a five year old. Your dick looks HUGE in their hands.


Don't tell nobody.








That made me laugh.

Count Zarth
03-10-2005, 12:34 AM
You know me. I like a little dick now and then as much as the next guy.

Wait, what?

Hi, I'm the next guy.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:35 AM
Until I saw a bridget the midget porn scene (the gal from Howard Stern) and it kinda freaked me out.I'm actually (un)ashamed to admit I've seen midget porn too. There is something disquieting about it. In a bad way.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:36 AM
Hi, I'm the next guy.Shut up and go back to Skip's ass.

Bearcat2005
03-10-2005, 12:36 AM
2 days ago, I called BS when Carl said they were turning their attention away from Linebackers.

Based upon information available to everybody who follows football and the fact that he's received no other offers from his other visits....

it is my opinion that Hartwell will be introduced as a Chief tomorrow morning.

You should be advised that I'm probably wrong. I haven't called any sources and nobody has called me to break any news. I'm just applying some deductive reasoning here.
I hope you are right!

booger
03-10-2005, 12:36 AM
I'm actually (un)ashamed to admit I've seen midget porn too. There is something disquieting about it. In a bad way.
ROFL

Christ.

I feel like i am at an AA meeting.

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:37 AM
I am here mother****ers!!

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:37 AM
Deadwood.
Damnit! I should've caught that. I'm disappointed myself yet again.

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:37 AM
You know, I really used to think that.

Until I saw a bridget the midget porn scene (the gal from Howard Stern) and it kinda freaked me out.

I'd still do the on legged chick from Duece Bigalow Male Jigalow though.

Gotta draw the line somewhere.

maybe I'd do a midget but just not tell anyone. Yeah, that's it.

And you know the one legged chick would be probably well trained with the must work harder thing.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:38 AM
And you know the one legged chick would be probably well trained with the must work harder thing.


Of course. She is pretty. How else would i get her?

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:40 AM
Fin.

Du Monde.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:40 AM
I am here mother****ers!!

'Bout ****ing time...

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:41 AM
Christ.

I feel like i am at an AA meeting.No kidding. But at least there's the filter of the 'submit reply' button. Instead of "oh shit I can't believe I just said that" we get "oh shit, I can't believe I almost posted that. whew".

booger
03-10-2005, 12:41 AM
Fin.

Du Monde.


penicilin will clear that right up.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:41 AM
Fin.

Du Monde.

NEG REP!1!

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:41 AM
'Bout ****ing time...I ****ing wish you ****ing ****ers would ****ing watch your ****ing mouths.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:42 AM
No kidding. But at least there's the filter of the 'submit reply' button. Instead of "oh shit I can't believe I just said that" we get "oh shit, I can't believe I almost posted that. whew".
ROFL

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:42 AM
No kidding. But at least there's the filter of the 'submit reply' button. Instead of "oh shit I can't believe I just said that" we get "oh shit, I can't believe I almost posted that. whew".

I think that's why Rich doesn't respond to my PM's.

That filter, it don't work in person...

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:43 AM
penicilin will clear that right up.
I hope not.

http://home.rochester.rr.com/sazerac/images/fin_du_monde.JPG

Count Zarth
03-10-2005, 12:43 AM
Shut up and go back to Skip's ass.

I'm posting from Skip's ass.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:43 AM
I ****ing wish you ****ing ****ers would ****ing watch your ****ing mouths.

After completely RUINING Russ and Hack's kids I just quit caring...

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:44 AM
Fin.

Du Monde.

I had ones of those at the bar earlier. They didnt have the proper glass though.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:44 AM
Hey, can someone bum me a ****ing cigarette?

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:44 AM
After completely RUINING Russ and Hack's kids I just quit caring...I never started caring.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:44 AM
I hope not.

http://home.rochester.rr.com/sazerac/images/fin_du_monde.JPG

You put FROG S#!T inside you!?!

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:45 AM
Hey, can someone bum me a ****ing cigarette?

Let me see if i can throw that far...

booger
03-10-2005, 12:45 AM
I hope not.

http://home.rochester.rr.com/sazerac/images/fin_du_monde.JPG
ROFL

I got it now.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:45 AM
Hey, can someone bum me a ****ing cigarette?

Sure.

But just so you know, I don't do delivery...

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:45 AM
You put FROG S#!T inside you!?!

It's Canadian.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:45 AM
I had ones of those at the bar earlier. They didnt have the proper glass though.
Proper glass? Hell, I just drank it from the bottle.

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:45 AM
You put FROG S#!T inside you!?!

Its ah Canadian.

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:46 AM
I had ones of those at the bar earlier. They didnt have the proper glass though.
I was all over the place tonight. I have had a fun week...

Started out having dinner at an interesting seafood place called "fish" and getting 50% off bc one of the people with us worked there....make a 25 dollar meal well....less than 25 dollars :)

Moved on to Patton Alley Pub the only place where I could enjoy some Fin Du Monde....this was after I had some win at Fish.

Finished everything off at Ebbet's field my home bar.

Times are good my friends.

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:46 AM
You put FROG S#!T inside you!?!
9% content dude.

:)

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:46 AM
Hey, can someone bum me a ****ing cigarette?

You haven't kicked your tobacco habit yet? I figure I'm saving about $80 a month.

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:47 AM
Proper glass? Hell, I just drank it from the bottle.
They had a glass for it at Patten Alley Pub...it was cool.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:47 AM
It's Canadian.
same thing.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:47 AM
It's Canadian.
french Canadian

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:47 AM
You haven't kicked your tobacco habit yet? I figure I'm saving about $80 a month.
I feel so lucky that I have steered myself away from all of that.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:48 AM
The hottest chick I ever met was French.

I still can't believe I didn't f*ck her. Idiot. :shake:

Count Zarth
03-10-2005, 12:48 AM
I tried a cigarette once. I can't imagine why anyone would try it twice. :shrug:

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:48 AM
french Canadian

It counts. Their women shave.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:48 AM
You haven't kicked your tobacco habit yet? I figure I'm saving about $80 a month.
30 bucks a week for me with cigs.

If I stay away from the bar.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:49 AM
You haven't kicked your tobacco habit yet?

I've never tried. I pretty much only smoke when I'm drinkin' anymore... been that way for awhile. I'm not interested in smoking all day like I used to... but, I like to have a smoke with my beer.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:49 AM
I tried a cigarette once. I can't imagine why anyone would try it twice. :shrug:

Smoke a Dunhill sometime.

I didn't smoke, but if every 7-11 had Dunhills I might.

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:49 AM
french Canadian

Either way my liver doesnt care about politics.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:50 AM
I tried a cigarette once. I can't imagine why anyone would try it twice. :shrug:

try a pussy. Once you pop, you can't stop.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:50 AM
It counts. Their women shave.
Heh... I've poked a couple American broads w/ pit hair.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:52 AM
Heh... I've poked a couple American broads w/ pit hair.

immigrants? or just eskemo's.

Miles
03-10-2005, 12:52 AM
I've never tried. I pretty much only smoke when I'm drinkin' anymore... been that way for awhile. I'm not interested in smoking all day like I used to... but, I like to have a smoke with my beer.

Yeah same here but im having bitch of a time even attempting to try and quit when im drinkin. Beer and smokes just work too well together.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:52 AM
Either way my liver doesnt care about politics.
Mine neither. Generally when he hops out of my body and we have a conversation it goes more like...

"What're you doing to me you bastard?!?!?"
"Shut up and filter this vodka!"

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:52 AM
Heh... I've poked a couple American broads w/ pit hair.
:(

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:52 AM
immigrants? or just eskemo's.
Just... uh... well, I don't know what the hell their problem was.

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:53 AM
I have made over 12 thousand posts on this board.

Thats ****ing awful

booger
03-10-2005, 12:53 AM
Just... uh... well, I don't know what the hell their problem was.
something to hang on to and pull on anyway.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:53 AM
:(
Well, it's not like I intended to lick their armpits anyway.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:53 AM
I have made over 12 thousand posts on this board.

Thats ****ing awfulThat's why I disappear for months at a time. Guilt. So I go waste time doing something else equally non-constructive.

Count Zarth
03-10-2005, 12:54 AM
try a pussy. Once you pop, you can't stop.

Do they have those at 7-11?

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:54 AM
something to hang on to and pull on anyway.
Haha.

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 12:54 AM
Well, it's not like I intended to lick their armpits anyway.
Ya but still.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:54 AM
Well, it's not like I intended to lick their armpits anyway.How'd you react when you found the twig and berries?

Phobia
03-10-2005, 12:54 AM
Heh... I've poked a couple American broads w/ pit hair.

Dude. You really don't care where you put your dick, do you?

I consider myself a pretty virile fellow, but I'm not sure I could sustain much of anything upon discovery of pit hair, much less contain my lunch.

Did you go hug trees afterwards?

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:54 AM
Do they have those at 7-11?You'd be surprised what you can find at 7-11 in the middle of the night.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:55 AM
Well, it's not like I intended to lick their armpits anyway.

With that kinda hygene, I'd avoid lapping the bearded clam too.

booger
03-10-2005, 12:56 AM
Do they have those at 7-11?
Maybe. Might have to pay for it.

Ultra Peanut
03-10-2005, 12:57 AM
Did you go hug trees afterwards?Heh. Probably more like a toilet.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 12:57 AM
french Canadian

I still can't belive that 10 years ago when Quebec wanted out the rest of Canada the majority didn't say "Later. Thanks for being the California of the great white north..."

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 12:57 AM
Dude. You really don't care where you put your dick, do you?

Heh, pretty much not. The first time i was kinda freaked out. I vaguely remember a conversation... (I was hammered, of course), but we were already naked, so f*ck it.

The second time, I'd seen it before so the reaction in my head was more like, "Huh, whaddya know? It happened again." I don't think I said anything out loud.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 12:59 AM
I think pit hair would be easier to deal with than leg hair. Ugh.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 01:00 AM
Heh, pretty much not. The first time i was kinda freaked out. I vaguely remember a conversation... (I was hammered, of course), but we were already naked, so f*ck it.

The second time, I'd seen it before so the reaction in my head was more like, "Huh, whaddya know? It happened again." I don't think I said anything out loud.

I'd have invited them to shave and then come to bed. I'm sorry. I'm not much for hairy pits. I realize it's a cultural thing, but I'm just not. That frightens me.

Rausch
03-10-2005, 01:00 AM
That's why I disappear for months at a time. Guilt.

What is this "guilt?"

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 01:01 AM
What is this "guilt?"Don't worry about it. I'm sure I have more than enough for both of us.

booger
03-10-2005, 01:01 AM
I think pit hair would be easier to deal with than leg hair. Ugh.

Reminds me of the last trip to the strip joint.
(leg hair not pit hair)

I give a bitch a dollar for a lap dance at least she could have shaved that day. I hate that prickly shit.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:01 AM
I think pit hair would be easier to deal with than leg hair. Ugh.
Indeed. I have much more contact w/ the legs during sex. Ugh.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 01:02 AM
What is this "guilt?"

Something we 40,000 club members know little of, apparently. We also know little of sleep. Heh.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:03 AM
I'd have invited them to shave and then come to bed. I'm sorry. I'm not much for hairy pits. I realize it's a cultural thing, but I'm just not. That frightens me.
Heh... the first one never made it to a bed.

|Zach|
03-10-2005, 01:03 AM
Something we 40,000 club members know little of, apparently. We also know little of sleep. Heh.
ROFL

Phobia
03-10-2005, 01:04 AM
Heh... the first one never made it to a bed.

Dude, I promise I don't want any more details than the ones you've provided.

I'm trying to scare the image from my brain so I can sleep.

Miles
03-10-2005, 01:04 AM
I'd have invited them to shave and then come to bed. I'm sorry. I'm not much for hairy pits. I realize it's a cultural thing, but I'm just not. That frightens me.

Luckly i havent run into the problem. Though i have hooked up with a chick that i was kind of expecting and was plesently suprised that there wasnt any. I see it as more of a hygiene thing that a cultural one.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 01:04 AM
I should be sleeping now, but I'm enjoying this beer too much.

booger
03-10-2005, 01:05 AM
Heh... the first one never made it to a bed.
did she trim her bisquit at least?