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Hoover
03-10-2005, 09:04 AM
Well its not my team its an all girls dodgeball team that I'm going to sponsor. I need something funny but not nasty as they play other churches in the area.

Any Ideas

HC_Chief
03-10-2005, 09:08 AM
Ball Magnets

shakesthecat
03-10-2005, 09:09 AM
I suppose "The Cunning Runts" is out of the question.

Coach
03-10-2005, 09:10 AM
Hmm.... Bouncing Balls?

Bob Dole
03-10-2005, 09:12 AM
Belles of the Ball.

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 09:13 AM
Bill Lundburg's fantasy football name might be good.

The Bulging mooseknuckles

Hoover
03-10-2005, 09:13 AM
yeah, when they said I had to name the team, I told them they could be in trouble....

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 09:14 AM
Colonol Angus' Gals

Hardwood Floor Doritos

Saggysack
03-10-2005, 09:15 AM
I'm kinda partial to Cooterlickers.

Braincase
03-10-2005, 09:15 AM
Obviously... The Brooklyn Dodgers.

Edubs
03-10-2005, 09:17 AM
Come on man......the best dodgeball team name is right here.....

BALLS DEEP!!

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 09:20 AM
The Beavers

the Soggy Bottom Gals

Bootlegged
03-10-2005, 09:23 AM
The Fake Breaking ESPN Lewsers

Bootlegged
03-10-2005, 09:23 AM
The Round Mounds on the Ground

Hoover
03-10-2005, 09:23 AM
I was thinking

Hot Shots
Hit and Run
Target Practice

cheeeefs
03-10-2005, 09:29 AM
Hoover's Honeys

DUCK

Anger Management

Estrogression

Otter
03-10-2005, 09:31 AM
Camel Toed Ball Slingers

Chiefnj
03-10-2005, 09:31 AM
The Welts.

Coach
03-10-2005, 09:32 AM
So since Hoover is sponsoring, does that mean he'll have Patches O'Houlihan coaching them? :hmmm:

cheeeefs
03-10-2005, 09:38 AM
I've ran it through a few people and you can knix my other three suggestions and make my lone suggestion

estrogression

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 09:45 AM
Obviously... The Brooklyn Dodgers.


So simple. So elegant. How can it fail?

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 09:46 AM
The Slippery Pearls.

Pink Undersized Tee Shirts required.

RedNFeisty
03-10-2005, 09:46 AM
Bubble Busters?

chiefs4me
03-10-2005, 10:09 AM
Dodge This.......

Stinger
03-10-2005, 10:46 AM
The Angry Atkins Avengers

The Carb Crunchers

The Ball Tossers

Eh I got nothing....

NewChief
03-10-2005, 10:48 AM
What's the deal with the resurgence in dodgeball? It seems to be a big thing now. I was eating lunch the other day and all these high school kids came in who'd just gotten finished with a Saturday morning dodgeball tournament.

cookster50
03-10-2005, 10:51 AM
B*tches

KCFalcon59
03-10-2005, 10:54 AM
bullseyes

KCFalcon59
03-10-2005, 10:54 AM
money snatchers

cookster50
03-10-2005, 10:55 AM
Sorority Sisters

NewChief
03-10-2005, 10:56 AM
The Artful Dodgers

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 10:59 AM
What's the deal with the resurgence in dodgeball? It seems to be a big thing now. I was eating lunch the other day and all these high school kids came in who'd just gotten finished with a Saturday morning dodgeball tournament.


You really should start locking your doors.

Brando
03-10-2005, 11:02 AM
Easy the Vaginal Blood Farts. When you play against church teams simply call yourselves the VBF Allstars.

Kerberos
03-10-2005, 11:06 AM
money snatchers

You wounldn't be refering to "Da Biotch #2" would you? :hmmm:

Or you just throwing that out there? :D



:)

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 11:07 AM
I'm a bit surprised that "Ballbreakers" hasn't been proposed yet.

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 11:08 AM
While braincase's suggestion continues to be the clear winner, I'll also offer up "I'd hit it."

Kyle401
03-10-2005, 11:08 AM
What's the deal with the resurgence in dodgeball? It seems to be a big thing now. I was eating lunch the other day and all these high school kids came in who'd just gotten finished with a Saturday morning dodgeball tournament.

Blame it on the movie. Our culture will do anything Ben Stiller tells us is cool, besides that dodgeball is fun.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/ben_stiller/mural.jpg

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 11:10 AM
Have you considered, "Women Honoring Our Respectable Elders"? The t-shirts would be great.

Fat Elvis
03-10-2005, 11:10 AM
The Hoover Damsels

Kerberos
03-10-2005, 11:22 AM
Hoovers Hustlers

KCFalcon59
03-10-2005, 11:25 AM
You wounldn't be refering to "Da Biotch #2" would you? :hmmm:

Or you just throwing that out there? :D



:)



:hmmm: What would give you that Idea?

:)

KCFalcon59
03-10-2005, 11:28 AM
Floormate Spinscrubs

http://www.hoover.com/db/xq/asp.hvrProductMain/CatID.19/qx/FloorMate.htm

Brando
03-10-2005, 11:44 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/ben_stiller/mural.jpg

It's an analogy...me taking the bull by the horns..but it really happend.

Coach
03-10-2005, 11:51 AM
"The Sucking Hoovers"? :shrug:

KcMizzou
03-10-2005, 11:53 AM
The cunning runts?