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Chiefs Pantalones
03-10-2005, 12:16 PM
Jackson Plea Bargain.

www.cnn.com

Michael Jackson will plead guilty on account of being sent to the juvenile detention center for 5 months in Las Vegas, and ordered to pay $3 million to the School of Dermatology at the University of Southern Calfornia, sources say. The two places where Jackson, 47, has spent the most of his time, love, and money.

The proclaimed "King of Pop" is getting off easy, according to prosecutors, and will probably be getting off for another 5 months, literally. Even with the legal issues almost aside, the pop star will be in even more debt than he already is, due to the $3 million pay out, but money can't buy that face, or that facial hair, or that body that is woman-like in every way...in ways that make women like Ashlee Simpson jealous.

siberian khatru
03-10-2005, 12:18 PM
Well, I guess that's better than a fake "so-and-so signs with ...!" thread.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-10-2005, 12:28 PM
true story, sib.

Cochise
03-10-2005, 12:34 PM
Funny, I don't see anything about a plea bargain there.