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Coach
03-10-2005, 11:47 AM
http://enews.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20050310/422fd450_3ca6_1552620050310-373680954

Beware, your cat might shoot you.


Cat Shoots Owner
March 10, 2005 7:55 AM EST
BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.

MOhillbilly
03-10-2005, 11:59 AM
just another reason to kill kitty.

Hydrae
03-10-2005, 12:02 PM
If he would have fed the cat to begin with this would have never happened.

Thig Lyfe
03-10-2005, 12:03 PM
FOOOOO BANG!

Saulbadguy
03-10-2005, 12:03 PM
Yup..the solution is simple. Kill the cat before it can kill you.

BIG_DADDY
03-10-2005, 12:16 PM
That pussy can be dangerous.

badgirl
03-10-2005, 01:09 PM
A killer pussy? amazing

Stinger
03-10-2005, 01:15 PM
A killer pussy? amazing


http://monday19.web.infoseek.co.jp/cat_gun.gif

Bwana
03-10-2005, 01:15 PM
Bad Kitty!

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 01:20 PM
If you want his gun, you're going to have to pry it out of his warm, furry paws.

roman gnome
03-10-2005, 01:22 PM
Bahahahahha!

Dr. Seuss---THE CAT AND HIS GAT!

whoman69
03-10-2005, 01:23 PM
This proves Darwinism. If this guy was stupid enough to leave his weapon in a condition where it could go off, he deserves to be neutered.

Radar Chief
03-10-2005, 01:36 PM
Bahahahahha!

Dr. Seuss---THE CAT AND HIS GAT!

:LOL:

The Pedestrian
03-10-2005, 02:24 PM
First the puppy, then the "Cows with Guns", and now a *$#@ing cat...THE ANIMALS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! MAKE THEM ALL EXTINCT!!!

4th and Long
03-10-2005, 04:16 PM
It's time for some payback, you fuggin pussy!

Ultra Peanut
03-10-2005, 04:22 PM
Bahahahahha!

Dr. Seuss---THE CAT AND HIS GAT!Outstanding.

SNR
03-10-2005, 05:01 PM
I'm taking the side of the cat on this one. That guy is not a responsible gun owner if he leaves it on the ****ing kitchen counter. Without the safety on, either.

BIG_DADDY
03-10-2005, 05:08 PM
A killer pussy? amazing

Nothing like a little killer pussy, that's for sure.

chiefs4me
03-10-2005, 05:10 PM
Having a gun in your kitchen.......he was probably cooking drugs.......ROFL Go kitty Go

chiefs4me
03-10-2005, 05:12 PM
If you want his gun, you're going to have to pry it out of his warm, furry paws.








Priceless......:thumb: I should use it as my sig.

Thig Lyfe
03-10-2005, 05:18 PM
Having a gun in your kitchen.......he was probably cooking drugs.......ROFL Go kitty Go

Of course... because guns are a common ingredient in cooked drugs...