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ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:10 PM
Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

Wed Mar 9, 9:08 PM ET

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.



They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&u=/ap/20050310/ap_on_fe_st/teen_prank_2&printer=1

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:11 PM
The kids who ate those brownies are so F*CKED for the rest of HS. You just don't live down ingesting another student's semen.

cadmonkey
03-10-2005, 01:14 PM
The kids who ate those brownies are so F*CKED for the rest of HS. You just don't live down ingesting another student's semen.


personal experience? ROFL

siberian khatru
03-10-2005, 01:16 PM
So if a girl rubbed the frosting in her cootch and got pregnant, will the kid be forced to pay child support?

DenverChief
03-10-2005, 01:20 PM
ROFL :Lin:

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:23 PM
ROFL :Lin:
Whoa, whoa, whoa... why are you posting a throwup smilie?

DenverChief
03-10-2005, 01:23 PM
So if a girl rubbed the frosting in her cootch and got pregnant, will the kid be forced to pay child support?

:hmmm: hopefully it wasn't freash still steamy seamen....

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:26 PM
This story reminds me of another link I stumbled upon not too long ago.

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

I've never clicked it... but, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it's not safe for work.

Enjoy.

Braincase
03-10-2005, 01:27 PM
Was the guys name Van Wilder?

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:29 PM
Was the guys name Van Wilder?

Heh... did you catch this paragraph in the story?

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

DenverChief
03-10-2005, 01:30 PM
This story reminds me of another link I stumbled upon not too long ago.

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

I've never clicked it... but, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it's not safe for work.

Enjoy.

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ROFL ROFL

DenverChief
03-10-2005, 01:32 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa... why are you posting a throwup smilie?

the idea of eating a strangers cum is just as disgusting to me as it would be for you to eat a strange girls vaginal fluids on your ice cream

cadmonkey
03-10-2005, 01:33 PM
This story reminds me of another link I stumbled upon not too long ago.

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

I've never clicked it... but, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it's not safe for work.

Enjoy.


you just "stumbled" across this one huh?

siberian khatru
03-10-2005, 01:34 PM
the idea of eating a strangers cum is just as disgusting to me as it would be for you to eat a strange girls vaginal fluids on your ice cream

Sounds like just another Saturday night at Casa del ENDelt.

DenverChief
03-10-2005, 01:36 PM
Sounds like just another Saturday night at Casa del ENDelt. ROFL

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:36 PM
the idea of eating a strangers cum is just as disgusting to me as it would be for you to eat a strange girls vaginal fluids on your ice cream
I may not put in on my ice cream, but there's vaginal fluids from strange women in my mouth all the time.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:37 PM
you just "stumbled" across this one huh?
Actually found it the same place I found this story. http://messageboard.tuckermax.com

There's always some entertaining reading there. At the moment there's a thread discussing the proper spelling... cum or come?

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:38 PM
Sounds like just another Saturday night at Casa del ENDelt.
See, siberian understands me.

siberian khatru
03-10-2005, 01:39 PM
I may not put in on my ice cream, but there's vaginal fluids from strange women in my mouth all the time.

"For the thousandth time, guys, NO I did not eat a tuna and mayo sandwich for lunch! Why do you keep asking me?"

DenverChief
03-10-2005, 01:44 PM
"For the thousandth time, guys, NO I did not eat a tuna and mayo sandwich for lunch! Why do you keep asking me?" ROFL

siberian khatru
03-10-2005, 02:33 PM
This thread sucks, it needs to come to an end.
Its its especially hard, to see men that claim to be straight up, make comments to just spur more nutty comments. I know theres probably stiff opposition, but I hope a moderators is quick to wipe this one off the board!

Ejaculately!

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 02:59 PM
Eww.