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Rain Man
03-10-2005, 01:23 PM
...who would win?

foxman
03-10-2005, 01:25 PM
If a tree fell in the woods and no one was around would it make any noise?

el borracho
03-10-2005, 01:25 PM
Me, now. I am much bigger, stronger and more knowledgeable now.

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 01:25 PM
Current me would destroy 18 me. I'm much slower, but much stronger, and I carry around a lot more rage now.

Mr. Laz
03-10-2005, 01:28 PM
my 18 year old self would simply destroy my current self :shake:


the will is strong, the body weak




i was a beast in school

HolmeZz
03-10-2005, 01:39 PM
Seeing as 'current me' and '18 year old me' are the same person, it'd have to end in a tie.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 01:40 PM
Depends. Which one of us is drunk?

Saulbadguy
03-10-2005, 01:41 PM
Draw. We'd both kick each other squaw in the noots.

cdcox
03-10-2005, 01:44 PM
Experience and trechery defeats youth and enthusiasm every time.

whoman69
03-10-2005, 02:56 PM
For some reason I can't vote, but my only chance would be to try to hold my 18 year old self down and hope that he couldn't deal with the bulk.

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 03:03 PM
I've got me young me by 30 pounds, and there's a lot more anger flowing through these veins. Young me wouldn't stand a chance, unless the fight made it out of the first round.

BigVE
03-10-2005, 03:06 PM
Easy. Old me for sure. The 18yr old me was a lover not a fighter. Now I can bench press 350lbs and have had some minor boxing training...young me would try to talk his way out.

JimNasium
03-10-2005, 03:08 PM
Hmmm, interesting question. At 18 I was strong but very dumb. Now I am old, very dumb, but very street smart.

The Pedestrian
03-10-2005, 03:12 PM
Damn, not only do I have to go ahead in time rather than back, but it's only a 9-month difference.... Well, I guess there's something that'll happen to cause my 18 y/o self to be that much better.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 03:14 PM
At 18, I was dumb and didn't know hand to hand combat skills yet. I was incredibly strong, lithe, and lean.

Now, I'm strong, not very lithe, not very lean, but I'm a lot smarter and have some skills.

I'd guess I'd probably maim 18 year old me, though I'd get some shots in on old me.

jarjar
03-10-2005, 03:17 PM
I was much more vicious and practiced in fighting then, on the other hand I'm also about 60 lbs heavier and have had a bit of weight training. I'd give the edge to me now because of the size advantage but I'm not so sure, I know I was in better shape back then.

morphius
03-10-2005, 03:19 PM
I haven't a frigging clue, which I guess is starting to be a theme for me.

I was definitly in a lot better shape when I was 18, but I was also a pretty small, too much excercise/working and not enough food. I do at least believe the 18 year old me would be able to run away from the current me with little or no problem.

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 03:24 PM
I'd hate to guess.

18owanian was in really good shape, had bigger baows than brains and could take the shots he received pretty well....

30owanian is alot stronger and knows alot more "tricks", but isn't in as good of shape, would get tired quickly, and can't take the beating his body could even a couple of years ago. I'd be punched out by the 4th round.

I think 30owanian wins if its within the first round .......but 18owanian wins by decision if it goes to the cards, because he'd be too stuborn to think he had lost.

Mile High Mania
03-10-2005, 03:30 PM
34 year old MHM is roughly an inch taller and 30 lbs heavier... much more experienced.

Both the 18 and 34 year old versions of MHM hate pain and do anything to avoid it. We would cheat, play dirty, use sticks, throw mud... so I guess the first to kick the other in the balls would win.

Once the other version doubles over, the beating begins...

Bwana
03-10-2005, 03:33 PM
Current me would beat 18 year old me like a circus monkey. Current me is older and slower, but has 20 more years of martial arts under his belt and knows a lot more tricks.

BigVE
03-10-2005, 03:37 PM
I haven't a frigging clue.... I do at least believe the 18 year old me would be able to run away from the current me with little or no problem.

LMAO! Thats classic.

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 03:47 PM
Both the 18 and 34 year old versions of MHM hate pain and do anything to avoid it. We would cheat, play dirty, use sticks, throw mud... so I guess the first to kick the other in the balls would win.
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So basically.....being a Donk fan comes naturally, as you'd chop block 18mania?

seclark
03-10-2005, 03:50 PM
both of me would turn and run away...f@ckin pu$$ies.
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RedNFeisty
03-10-2005, 04:24 PM
The old me would certainly win. The young me didn't have Clint around. Should be enough said!

Phobia
03-10-2005, 04:28 PM
The old me would certainly win. The young me didn't have Clint around. Should be enough said!

Are you saying that you are husband beater?

BigVE
03-10-2005, 04:37 PM
The old me would certainly win. The young me didn't have Clint around. Should be enough said!

Wow. What a pu$$!






(probably the only context where I MAY get away with that comment)