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CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 03:41 PM
What should I do with it? Poll forthcoming....

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 03:42 PM
I'd be happy to have $2 to blow.

ptlyon
03-10-2005, 03:42 PM
2 $1,000 hookers

Chiefs Pantalones
03-10-2005, 03:42 PM
Send it to the Chiefs...

One Arrowhead Drive
ATTN: Sign a Free Agent

Boise_Chief
03-10-2005, 03:43 PM
20 $100 hookers

ptlyon
03-10-2005, 03:43 PM
I'd be happy to have $2 to blow.

But will you be happy to blow for $2?

seclark
03-10-2005, 03:43 PM
fill the ride up w/gas.
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Iowanian
03-10-2005, 03:44 PM
2 chics at the same time.


....or a high return investment suggested by the latest Ben Stein Book.

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 03:44 PM
I think it would be a great idea to spend 5 hundo on your very own, Iowanian Hand Inked Buffalo skull.

Chan93lx50
03-10-2005, 03:46 PM
2 $1,000 hookers

Took the words right out of my mouth :whackit:

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 03:47 PM
KB

Katipan
03-10-2005, 03:49 PM
I thought he said he had $2000 worth of blow. :(

Sure-Oz
03-10-2005, 03:49 PM
Vegas!

foxman
03-10-2005, 03:50 PM
get out of debt

ptlyon
03-10-2005, 03:52 PM
Took the words right out of my mouth :whackit:

Sorry dude - if I am going to spend 2 G's on 2 chicks, I won't need to be doin any of that.

Bootlegged
03-10-2005, 03:53 PM
Pay off debt, save it or invest it.

siberian khatru
03-10-2005, 03:53 PM
Put in a coffee can and bury it in the back yard.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 03:54 PM
I thought he said he had $2000 worth of blow. :(


I'm getting a company check tomorrow for roughly $2500.00 and I plan to blow 2000.00 of it, but will consider spending it all.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 03:54 PM
I thought he said he had $2000 worth of blow. :(
You were ready to book a flight to Denver, weren't you?

mlyonsd
03-10-2005, 03:57 PM
Donate it to Tsunami relief.

Radar Chief
03-10-2005, 03:58 PM
Just FYI, but $2K will get you a decent used motorcycle, or be a nice down payment on a new one.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-10-2005, 03:58 PM
IM me and I'll give you my email address, house address, and phone number.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 03:58 PM
Donate it to Tsunami relief.

I donate to charities every month, but I think they've got plenty of relief as it is now....

Brando
03-10-2005, 04:01 PM
Who is $2000 and why do you need to blow him?

alpha_omega
03-10-2005, 04:02 PM
Start an IRA!

Dartgod
03-10-2005, 04:03 PM
I can't believe anyone would choose paying off student loans over going to Vegas.

stumppy
03-10-2005, 04:06 PM
Buy yourself a new personality. Party with the $1999.50 left.




:p

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 04:07 PM
Start an IRA!

I've got one.

Own stocks as well

Have a 401K plan

Own bonds

I have some money now I just want to go crazy with....I'm single, no children (at least that I know of), and I really don't care to live a long life....I just live for the moment. I've got investments, but I also want to go all out with this dough.

Dartgod
03-10-2005, 04:11 PM
I've got one.

Own stocks as well

Have a 401K plan

Own bonds

I have some money now I just want to go crazy with....I'm single, no children (at least that I know of), and I really don't care to live a long life....I just live for the moment. I've got investments, but I also want to go all out with this dough.
VEGAS, BABY!!

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 04:12 PM
If you're dead set on blowing it on something besides hippy lettuce........

You could take a pretty nice trip overseas for less than that. I spent 5 days in Madrid for less that $500...including airfare.

Iowanian
03-10-2005, 04:14 PM
Screw that last idea........USA! USA! USA!

Spend that all on something in the United States, by US owned Companies.

Do your part to save the economy.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 04:15 PM
If you're dead set on blowing it on something besides hippy lettuce........

You could take a pretty nice trip overseas for less than that. I spent 5 days in Madrid for less that $500...including airfare.


Well, I AM saving up for the Chiefs training camp- spending a few days there fishing, camping, hiking, and taking in the Chiefs camp. I've been thinking of doing an overseas trip as well....

BIG_DADDY
03-10-2005, 04:17 PM
Where is the hookers option, you need to pooter boy. Hey shouldn't you be replacing all that shit your neighbor stole from you?

RedNFeisty
03-10-2005, 04:20 PM
Off that list, Vagas certainly. More specific, the Bunny Ranch! That is if the girls are still good!!

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 04:20 PM
Where is the hookers option, you need to pooter boy. Hey shouldn't you be replacing all that shit your neighbor stole from you?

Look at option #3 in the polls. I have replaced all the electronics...I had insurance.

elvomito
03-10-2005, 04:21 PM
upgrade your hydroponics setup

Brando
03-10-2005, 04:21 PM
Where is the hookers option, you need to pooter boy. Hey shouldn't you be replacing all that shit your neighbor stole from you?
I was wondering the same thing. There is always the bunny ranch or you could go to see Brian. I'm sure he would hook you up with a drunk teenager for a case of shitty beer.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 04:26 PM
Off that list, Vagas certainly. More specific, the Bunny Ranch! That is if the girls are still good!!
F*ck the Bunny Ranch. I saw some mini documentary on that joint, and they had prices in four digits... and thes girls were NOT supermodels. I'd be pretty reluctant to spend $2K to f*ck a Shannon Elizabeth lookalike... I sure wouldn't drop it on some of those skanks.

If you're looking to pay for sex, you ain't gotta ride out into the middle of nowhere and overpay for some broad you would normally only poke after you'd consumed at least half a case. There's plenty of girls that good looking at better, at a lower price, to be found in town.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 04:27 PM
I was wondering the same thing. There is always the bunny ranch or you could go to see Brian. I'm sure he would hook you up with a drunk teenager for a case of shitty beer.
Eh, I'm not allowed within 500 yards of the high school anymore.

Brando
03-10-2005, 04:29 PM
If you're looking to pay for sex, you ain't gotta ride out into the middle of nowhere and overpay for some broad you would normally only poke after you'd consumed at least half a case. There's plenty of girls that good looking at better, at a lower price, to be found in town.

DUDE! I told you that was a free HIV clinic. Now stay the f*ck away from there!

Radar Chief
03-10-2005, 04:29 PM
Iím tellín ya, get a scoot. You wonít regret it.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 04:30 PM
DUDE! I told you that was a free HIV clinic. Now stay the f*ck away from there!
C'mon now... everyone knows I pick up chicks at Planned Parenthood.

Brando
03-10-2005, 04:35 PM
C'mon now... everyone knows I pick up chicks at Planned Parenthood.
Nothing better than getting a date and a shitload of free rubbers at the same time.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 04:37 PM
Nothing better than getting a date and a shitload of free rubbers at the same time.
What the hell do I need rubbers for? Obviously she knows where the clinic is, and isn't above using it.

Brando
03-10-2005, 04:40 PM
What the hell do I need rubbers for? Obviously she knows where the clinic is, and isn't above using it.

I know that you frequent the one over on Van Brunt when you're in town. Trust me..the Burger King says to wrap that whopper or you're getting extra cheese fo free.

beavis
03-10-2005, 04:40 PM
If you're dead set on blowing it on something besides hippy lettuce........

You could take a pretty nice trip overseas for less than that. I spent 5 days in Madrid for less that $500...including airfare.
How the hell did you do that? UPS yourself over there or something?

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 04:41 PM
I know that you frequent the one over on Van Brunt when you're in town. Trust me..the Burger King says to wrap that whopper or you're getting extra cheese fo free.
Heh... "whopper". You obviously haven't been talking to any women I've slept with.

badgirl
03-10-2005, 04:43 PM
donate it to CP for a upgrade. :thumb:

Brando
03-10-2005, 04:45 PM
Heh... "whopper". You obviously haven't been talking to any women I've slept with.
O.k. your chicken select strip.

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 04:46 PM
Can I interest you in some market research? For $2,000, I can put together a panel of attractive women who will share objective, unbiased information on how you can best make yourself irresistible to them. You can then use that information to far greater benefit than merely blowing it (no pun intended) on a one-time liaison.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-10-2005, 04:47 PM
How odd is it that I logged back onto this site after grabbing a bite to eat, and the thread title saying "I've Got $2,000 To Blow..." has a reply of a girl with the username "badgirl" on the thread?

A possible sign for CosmicPal?

Brando
03-10-2005, 04:48 PM
Can I interest you in some market research? For $2,000, I can put together a panel of attractive women who will share objective, unbiased information on how you can best make yourself irresistible to them. You can then use that information to far greater benefit than merely blowing it (no pun intended) on a one-time liaison.
Holy Shit..are you on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

Ultra Peanut
03-10-2005, 04:56 PM
Donate it to ChiefsPlanet, you ungrateful bastard!

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 05:04 PM
Donate it to ChiefsPlanet, you ungrateful bastard!

If it were to get you banned, I would....

:D

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 05:07 PM
I'll ban Psicosis for $2,000.

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 05:07 PM
Holy Shit..are you on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

Only as a cautionary tale.

badgirl
03-10-2005, 05:08 PM
donate it to Gochiefs for his "special operation". J/K GC

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 05:09 PM
I'll ban Psicosis for $2,000.


Nah, that's all right....he's okay. We'll let him slide this time.

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 05:13 PM
For $2,000, I'll identify the city in the U.S. that has the highest female-to-male ratio in the 18 to 35 age range. Then you can move there.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 05:13 PM
For $2,000, I'll identify the city in the U.S. that has the highest female-to-male ratio in the 18 to 35 age range. Then you can move there.

I thought I was already there.... :hmmm:

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 05:16 PM
Nah, that's all right....he's okay. We'll let him slide this time.
F*CK!

Anyone else you wanna ban? I'm a gun for hire.

HemiEd
03-10-2005, 05:18 PM
For only $1000 I will teach you my roulette system, you have $1500 left over for hookers and to invest at the roulette table! Deal? :p

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 05:20 PM
I thought I was already there.... :hmmm:


That is exactly why you need my services.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 05:24 PM
That is exactly why you need my services.

ROFL

All I need to do is walk down to Govnr's Park, slap on a smile, open up my wallet, and all the babes will come running to me. I don't need your service....

NewChief
03-10-2005, 05:31 PM
If you're really interested in taking up fly fishing, you should reserve at least $500 of it for fly fishing gear, and that's assuming you already have waders.

Thig Lyfe
03-10-2005, 05:33 PM
Give ChiefsPlanet some new servers!

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 05:42 PM
ROFL

All I need to do is walk down to Govnr's Park, slap on a smile, open up my wallet, and all the babes will come running to me. I don't need your service....


In that case, you need a screening service. For only $2,000, I will develop a personality profile of you, and will then compare it against your potential suitors to identify the best fit quickly. No more getting kicked in the groin by women with different moral values - isn't that worth $2,000?

Phobia
03-10-2005, 05:57 PM
For only $1000 I will teach you my roulette system, you have $1500 left over for hookers and to invest at the roulette table! Deal? :p

For $1500 I'm available for mathematics as a second language consulting.

Thig Lyfe
03-10-2005, 05:58 PM
For $1500 I'm available for mathematics as a second language consulting.

For $2000 I'm available for Overeager Smartass Therapy.

HemiEd
03-10-2005, 06:06 PM
For $1500 I'm available for mathematics as a second language consulting.

So we got a package deal for him, cool! He is all set, how could he turn this down! ROFL

C-Mac
03-10-2005, 06:12 PM
I dont know if you need a new computer......
but either on your keyboard the number 5 and 0 are glitching, or your calculator software is corrupt.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 06:22 PM
So we got a package deal for him, cool! He is all set, how could he turn this down! ROFL

That offer is available to bald corporate types named Ed only.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 06:38 PM
If you're really interested in taking up fly fishing, you should reserve at least $500 of it for fly fishing gear, and that's assuming you already have waders.

$500??? Damn...that's a lot for fishing gear right off.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 06:40 PM
In that case, you need a screening service. For only $2,000, I will develop a personality profile of you, and will then compare it against your potential suitors to identify the best fit quickly. No more getting kicked in the groin by women with different moral values - isn't that worth $2,000?


Jim Beam is usually a pretty valid screening service.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 06:40 PM
$500??? Damn...that's a lot for fishing gear right off.

Maybe you can get HemiEd to loan you an extra $500.

HemiEd
03-10-2005, 06:42 PM
That offer is available to bald corporate types named Ed only.


Damnit, I could have sworn his post had two figures, $2000 and $2500 both in it. Going with what I thought was the higher number, did it get edited or am I seeing blurry again? Duh....... ROFL

I was right, look at the top of the poll!

DTLB58
03-10-2005, 06:44 PM
You really didn't think I was gonna vote for anything other than "Pay off student loan" did you?

I was very suprised that so many had voted for that category :thumb:

Phobia
03-10-2005, 06:45 PM
Damnit, I could have sworn his post had two figures, $2000 and $2500 both in it. Going with what I thought was the higher number, did it get edited or am I seeing blurry again? Duh....... ROFL

No problem. I have a monthly checking account balancing service I offer.... you don't really care how much it costs because you don't actually ever know.

HemiEd
03-10-2005, 06:47 PM
No problem. I have a monthly checking account balancing service I offer.... you don't really care how much it costs because you don't actually ever know.


Hey Phobia, check the top of the poll! Both numbers, ha ha! :p

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 06:47 PM
Damnit, I could have sworn his post had two figures, $2000 and $2500 both in it. Going with what I thought was the higher number, did it get edited or am I seeing blurry again? Duh....... ROFL

I was right, look at the top of the poll!

The $2,500.00 will be the full amount I will receive.

The 2,000.00 is the spending money I wish to spend. I really don't want to exceed that amount, but would consider spending it all (2,500.00) if it was worth it.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 06:49 PM
Hey Phobia, check the top of the poll! Both numbers, ha ha! :p

Heh. Don't I feel like a dipshit now?

I think I'm gonna take it out on CosmicPal.

HemiEd
03-10-2005, 06:54 PM
The $2,500.00 will be the full amount I will receive.

The 2,000.00 is the spending money I wish to spend. I really don't want to exceed that amount, but would consider spending it all (2,500.00) if it was worth it.

Ok, I will give you a discount on my foolproof roulette system, $750!
It really works, sometimes! ROFL

HemiEd
03-10-2005, 06:55 PM
Heh. Don't I feel like a dipshit now?

I think I'm gonna take it out on CosmicPal.


No need to feel like a dipshit but it should be fun watching! :p

Frazod
03-10-2005, 06:55 PM
I was planning on getting a big ass widescreen TV that would have cost about that much. At least I was until Mustang fever hit. Part of the deal with the wife was NO MORE MAJOR PURCHASES post-car until a huge chunk of debt is paid down. So I won't be buying a damned thing for long, long time.

But that's okay.... :)

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 06:56 PM
Ok, I will give you a discount on my foolproof roulette system, $750!
It really works, sometimes! ROFL

Lemme guess. It works almost 50 percent of the time?

HemiEd
03-10-2005, 06:59 PM
Lemme guess. It works almost 50 percent of the time?


Yep! You are correct again! :thumb:

NewChief
03-10-2005, 08:32 PM
$500??? Damn...that's a lot for fishing gear right off.

The gear's prices are really inflated right now. You could probably go cheaper than that and get everything for $500 if you shop smart online. Figure about $100-150 for a good rod (Temple Fork Outfitters are sort of the economy brand of choice right now). Find yourself a good used/closeout reel online for $100 (Orvis Battenkills aren't bad. There's a lot of options, though. I like Lamson Waterworks). Good waders, to me, are a must. I waded with leaky waders for 2 years, and never knew how miserable I was until I got some nice waders. You can probably find some Patagonia SSTs for $200. Wading boots for $40-60. The one thing I would never, ever skimp on is your fly line. A good fly line can make a crappy rod cast better, and a bad fly line can make a wonderful rod cast like crap. A good line is around $50. I like the Rio Grand, but line choice depends quite a bit on what species you'll be targeting predominantly. You can do without a vest or chest pack. Just get any old fanny pack or anything that you can throw a box of flies in.

There's your starting gear for fly fishing. You'll need to pick up some leaders, tippet, and flies, but I'd just grab all that at a fly shop before you go out for your first time on the water.

There's also the choice of going to Wally World and buying yourself a starting "kit" for $50 or so. I'll be honest. That's how I started the first time I bought my own stuff. I'd always fished with my parent's gear when I was home. The time came when a bunch of us were driving over to the Green River in Utah, and I decided that I was going to go fly fishign while I was there. I ended up going to wally world and buying the cheapest outfit I could find, because that's all I could afford. The kit will certainly suffice, but you'll want to upgrade before long.

I'd definitely get good waders, though. They make the difference, and they're also practical for more than just fly fishing. You can use them duck hunting, spin casting, or for other stuff as well.

JakeT
03-10-2005, 08:46 PM
-- Go to a bar full of Chicks promise the best extreme date ever... go to colorado do a 60 second free fall day one you plus date ~$500, next day go heliskiing in the san juans ~$1000 buy a couple dinners and have sex all weekend for free.