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Rain Man
03-10-2005, 05:05 PM
Has she been discovered and made famous, or is she toiling in obscurity somewhere?

Poll to follow.

Mr. Kotter
03-10-2005, 05:07 PM
I married her. :thumb:

Rain Man
03-10-2005, 05:08 PM
Bigamist. Get the heck away from my wife.

Mr. Kotter
03-10-2005, 05:10 PM
Bigamist. Get the heck away from my wife.

Heh. I'm seriously thinking of becoming a Mormon, to assuage my own conscience if nothing else. ROFL

Baby Lee
03-10-2005, 05:14 PM
I don't think there is an objective 'most beautiful woman in the world.' Forget consensus, not even for any single judge.

Women can be beautiful in so many different ways. And often it's their imperfections that make them even more beautiful.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 05:16 PM
I married her. :thumb:
Ah, so while very beautiful, she's mentally deficient. Oh well, no one's perfect. Congrats anyway.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 05:17 PM
I don't think there is an objective 'most beautiful woman in the world.' Forget consensus, not even for any single judge.

Women can be beautiful in so many different ways. And often it's their imperfections that make them even more beautiful.
What the hell is this sappy shit?

Very simple... nice tits. That's what matters.

Mr. Kotter
03-10-2005, 05:18 PM
Ah, so while very beautiful, she's mentally deficient. Oh well, no one's perfect. Congrats anyway.

Eh, how the heck do you think I got her to marry me? Obviously not real bright, heh.

Baby Lee
03-10-2005, 05:18 PM
What the hell is this sappy shit?

Very simple... nice tits. That's what matters.
See, that proves my point. I'd take flat ol' Gwen Stefani over 99.9% of the pairs of 'nice tits' on earth.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 05:44 PM
Any woman that does half a dozen shots of Tuaca and then goes down on me while singing the chorus to "Amazing Grace" is quite beautiful to me.

Nightfyre
03-10-2005, 05:45 PM
where is the "living in some third world country" option?

Frazod
03-10-2005, 05:47 PM
The most beautiful woman in the world WAS Jennifer Connelly, before she dropped 99% of her friggin body fat. :#

Who it is now I couldn't tell you.

Phobia
03-10-2005, 05:47 PM
Any woman that does half a dozen shots of Tuaca and then goes down on me while singing the chorus to "Amazing Grace" is quite beautiful to me.

CosmicPal
03-10-2005, 05:50 PM
Besides her...

Bob Dole
03-10-2005, 06:03 PM
Women can be beautiful in so many different ways. And often it's their imperfections that make them even more beautiful.

Already laying the groundwork for that walleyed whale you're taking to B-5 next season?

keg in kc
03-10-2005, 06:07 PM
...unwilling to cook me dinner, so I couldn't care less where she is.

And by "cook me dinner" I mean "f*ck me silly*.

Inspector
03-10-2005, 06:08 PM
....at home.

I'm probably biased. My wife was a model and actress (locally).....a few years ago. Still smokin hot even after 5 kids and 4 grandbabies.

SCTrojan
03-10-2005, 06:28 PM
At the risk of bucking the trend of the posts on this thread - still looking for the girl who F**ks like a billy goat all night and turns into a pizza and a six-pack of beer at midnight. :p

el borracho
03-10-2005, 08:19 PM
Most physically striking? Laetitia Casta.

cowboy_big_rich
03-10-2005, 08:33 PM
Has she been discovered and made famous, or is she toiling in obscurity somewhere?

Poll to follow.


I think Faith Hill is hot

FloridaChief
03-10-2005, 08:48 PM
I think Faith Hill is hot

How 1991 of you...

Spott
03-10-2005, 09:27 PM
still looking for the girl who F**ks like a billy goat all night

Is it a good thing if a girl screws like a billy goat? I know the people in Arkansas seem to prefer the real goat instead of a girl that can screw like one.

whoman69
03-10-2005, 10:14 PM
My guess is she is not famous because it takes alot of work to look good. Whom we normally think of as the hottest babe in Hollywood, does not look anywhere near as good without the hour of make-up she has to go thru to look that way. Most women don't have the time to do that unless its part of their job. Additionally, it doesn't necessarily follow that the most physically beautiful woman in the world has the je ne sais quoi for the camera, or the voice to go with her beauty.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 10:34 PM
See, that proves my point. I'd take flat ol' Gwen Stefani over 99.9% of the pairs of 'nice tits' on earth.
Eh, I was actually just trying to break your balls and combine it with a typically male chauvinistic comment for humor factor because your "imperfections make them more beautiful" line was cheesy. I didn't execute well. I don't actually value tits above all else... tho, I do like them very much.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 10:35 PM
Already laying the groundwork for that walleyed whale you're taking to B-5 next season?
Bob Dole's execution was much better.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 10:36 PM
....at home.

I'm probably biased. My wife was a model and actress (locally).....a few years ago. Still smokin hot even after 5 kids and 4 grandbabies.
She gives good head, too.

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 10:37 PM
At the risk of bucking the trend of the posts on this thread - still looking for the girl who F**ks like a billy goat all night and turns into a pizza and a six-pack of beer at midnight. :p
Let me be clear... I'm not judging... everyone has their own tastes. But, for the record, I have no desire to f*ck a billy goat.

J Diddy
03-10-2005, 10:38 PM
Let me be clear... I'm not judging... everyone has their own tastes. But, for the record, I have no desire to f*ck a billy goat.


until you get a few drinks in you....

ENDelt260
03-10-2005, 10:41 PM
until you get a few drinks in you....
Hey, that billy goat was asking for it. Look at the way it was dressed.

J Diddy
03-10-2005, 10:49 PM
Hey, that billy goat was asking for it. Look at the way it was dressed.


Yeah, I hear it was horny.

Nightfyre
03-10-2005, 11:54 PM
Yeah, I hear it was horny.
Roughing the Joke: JDiddy. 15 yd penalty repeat the down.









:( I want football back.

luv
03-11-2005, 12:46 AM
:shake: men

Over-Head
03-11-2005, 12:49 AM
Hey, that billy goat was asking for it. Look at the way it was dressed.

Have you ever considered professional help? :hmmm:



And to answer Rain Manís question.
One manís trash is anotherís treasure / beauty is in the eye of the beholder (especially if thier blind)
I mean think about it Meme actually got someone shackled to the basement wall..er I mean to like her.

keg in kc
03-11-2005, 12:55 AM
:shake: menWomen :shake:

mcan
03-11-2005, 01:05 AM
I have a couple of friends that I think honestly rank in the top 1 percentile of hot girls... Granted, I prefer the "cute" type with a petite body and a very pretty face. I don't typically go for the big boobs, porn star type. Yeah, they're attractive, but it takes a special kind of beauty to really get my attention. Below is the one that I would do just about anything I could to get... She's a friend... For now...


The other one is a picture of Shelley Hennig. Miss Teen USA, and perhaps the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Granted she's too young for now, and she'd probably never touch me to smack me, but beauty like this is so rare...

keg in kc
03-11-2005, 01:08 AM
I have a couple of friends that I think honestly rank in the top 1 percentile of hot girls... Granted, I prefer the "cute" type with a petite body and a very pretty face. I don't typically go for the big boobs, porn star type. Yeah, they're attractive, but it takes a special kind of beauty to really get my attention.I'm the same way. Except I don't know anybody even remotely hot.

Over-Head
03-11-2005, 01:08 AM
I have a couple of friends that I think honestly rank in the top 1 percentile of hot girls... Granted, I prefer the "cute" type with a petite body and a very pretty face. I don't typically go for the big boobs, porn star type. Yeah, they're attractive, but it takes a special kind of beauty to really get my attention. Below is the one that I would do just about anything I could to get... She's a friend... For now...


The other one is a picture of Shelley Hennig. Miss Teen USA, and perhaps the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Granted she's too young for now, and she'd probably never touch me to smack me, but beauty like this is so rare...
Shelly is a hottie, I can see her looking quite like Catherine Zeta Jones in 20 years.
UN-FUKING-BELIEVABLE :drool:

Ari Chi3fs
03-11-2005, 01:35 AM
I think the most beautiful girl in the world, probably has her own website where she gets naked for a monthly membership.

If she is not taking advantage of her good looks by getting naked for the camera or for the masses, she should be getting naked for some rich dude.

If you are a beautiful woman, and have no money... get a sugah daddy or a membership website.

mcan
03-11-2005, 02:15 AM
Shelly is a hottie, I can see her looking quite like Catherine Zeta Jones in 20 years.
UN-FUKING-BELIEVABLE :drool:


Catherine is very beautiful, but she's not as attractive to me as these two girls... In fact it's not even close. She's too glamerous, and has that "perfect" look. I'm totally into the cute thing. I want a girl who will go to the rec with me and play basketball, and come home and come out of the shower, get into some sweats and curl up on the couch with me. A girl that's totally hot and cute at the same time. I don't know how to explain it any better than that... Besides just showing you the pictures of the two that I find extremely attractive...

Gaz
03-11-2005, 05:29 AM
Vanessa Williams.

xoxo~
Gaz
Smitten.

Frankie
03-11-2005, 07:37 AM
I married her. :thumb:

She reads the Planet, hey? ;)

Frankie
03-11-2005, 07:39 AM
AUDREY HEPBURN

No one else comes close.

Baby Lee
03-11-2005, 07:47 AM
Eh, I was actually just trying to break your balls and combine it with a typically male chauvinistic comment for humor factor because your "imperfections make them more beautiful" line was cheesy. I didn't execute well. I don't actually value tits above all else... tho, I do like them very much.
Maybe I sounded too sappy, but my point was, I can't decide who's the most beautiful from among;

Mia Hamm
Lauren Graham
Heather Graham
Gwen Stefani
Brittany Daniel
Heather Locklear
etc.

Now there's a LOT of difference between these women; height, build, facial structure, hair, personality, sense of humor, body language, bearing, youth, timelessness, etc. And each has something that makes them breathtaking, and probably have drawbacks that don't even notice in the glow of their positive attributes. So if I can't decide who's most beautiful amongst this small set, how am I to decide on the most beautiful in the world? And I'm just one guy. How to even begin to get a consensus?
Women are beautiful, in a million different ways, and that's just fine with me.

badgirl
03-11-2005, 09:05 AM
I married her. :thumb:
Rep, thats sooooo sweet.

badgirl
03-11-2005, 09:11 AM
Hey, that billy goat was asking for it. Look at the way it was dressed.
LOL, I laughed at that, and repped you ROFL