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Fat Elvis
03-16-2005, 11:11 AM
Yeah, Ellen gets the hot chicks, but I'm just a hunka hunka burnin love.

Mr. Kotter
03-16-2005, 11:21 AM
Fat Ellen. Heh. I like it.... :thumb:

(Phil gave me mine back after 8-10 days or so, IRC.)

Phobia
03-16-2005, 11:26 AM
Usually when you ask. I think you've sufficiently been punished. :D

Bob Dole
03-16-2005, 11:27 AM
Bob Dole just checked the top-secret CP calendar and it's currently scheduled to change on the 5th of Never.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2005, 11:29 AM
Usually when you ask. I think you've sufficiently been punished. :D

That always worked for me.

Phobia
03-16-2005, 11:32 AM
That always worked for me.

Well, you really were being punished. The name change for those being punished is indefinite.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2005, 11:35 AM
Well, you really were being punished. The name change for those being punished is indefinite.

BS! I would never have been known as Meatpeeker had I not mentioned a certain restroom experience.

Phobia
03-16-2005, 11:36 AM
BS! I would never have been known as Meatpeeker had I not mentioned a certain restroom experience.

Shutup or you'll be known as the Meatsucker.

chiefs4me
03-16-2005, 11:36 AM
Ellen is a great name......happens to be my middle name.....:)

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2005, 11:39 AM
Shutup or you'll be known as the Meatsucker.

That's plenty motivation. :)

Fat Elvis
03-16-2005, 02:38 PM
Woot! thanks.

DenverChief
03-16-2005, 02:41 PM
Shutup or you'll be known as the Meatsucker.ROFL

BigRedChief
03-16-2005, 03:00 PM
What did you do to deserve the name change?

Fat Elvis
03-16-2005, 03:12 PM
What did you do to deserve the name change?

I said that my haircut made me look like a middle aged lesbian.

el borracho
03-16-2005, 03:12 PM
What did you do to deserve the name change?
In college he experimented with lesbianism.

BigRedChief
03-16-2005, 03:17 PM
I said that my haircut made me look like a middle aged lesbian.

I remember that thread. Man I've ticked off mods for a lot less than that. Its a wonder I'm not BigPinkChief by now. STFU

KCWolfman
03-16-2005, 03:37 PM
I remember that thread. Man I've ticked off mods for a lot less than that. Its a wonder I'm not BigPinkChief by now. STFU
Hmmmm.

Okay, wolves, here is a piece of raw meat, I don't want you to touch it. I am trusting you.




Why don't you just wear a bullseye t-shirt and save us a bunch of trouble?

Rain Man
03-16-2005, 03:39 PM
It seems to me that he should be eased back to Fat Elvis status. One doesn't go from Fat Ellen to Fat Elvis immediately. May I suggest that he be Fat Elton for a while, to ease the shock of the change?

Fat Elvis
03-16-2005, 05:35 PM
It seems to me that he should be eased back to Fat Elvis status. One doesn't go from Fat Ellen to Fat Elvis immediately. May I suggest that he be Fat Elton for a while, to ease the shock of the change?


Ellen is more manly than Elton....

BIG_DADDY
03-16-2005, 06:01 PM
ROFL Fat Ellen ROFL

Over-Head
03-16-2005, 07:17 PM
Shutup or you'll be known as the Meatsucker.
I'll bet he doesn't really think you'd do it again Phobia. :Poke:

keg in kc
03-16-2005, 07:18 PM
How about we make him 'Fat Elvis Costello' for a few days?

Frazod
03-16-2005, 07:23 PM
Damn, I missed this latest instance of mod abuse. :D

go bowe
03-16-2005, 07:25 PM
Damn, I missed this latest instance of mod abuse. :Dwell, if you didn't spend all your time driving around in your new car, you'd know what's going on around here... :p :p :p

Frazod
03-16-2005, 07:28 PM
well, if you didn't spend all your time driving around in your new car, you'd know what's going on around here... :p :p :p

Yeah, the sacrifices I make... :D

Taking a three day weekend for long road trip, too. :thumb:

keg in kc
03-16-2005, 07:29 PM
well, if you didn't spend all your time driving around in your new car, you'd know what's going on around here... Come on now, give the guy a break. After all these years, he's finally found something that can take his mind off those baldness and 3-inch prick issues. He's a new man. We should be happy for him!

Frazod
03-16-2005, 07:32 PM
Come on now, give the guy a break. After all these years, he's finally found something that can take his mind off those baldness and 3-inch prick issues. He's a new man. We should be happy for him!

Hey, don't impose your ex-wife's issues with you on me....

keg in kc
03-16-2005, 07:36 PM
Hey, don't impose your ex-wife's issues with you on me....Ow, that hurt. Although I have a full head of hair and am hung like a pornstar. 'sides, I think we know what her issues were: she's friggin insane.

Over-Head
03-16-2005, 07:38 PM
Ow, that hurt. Although I have a full head of hair and am hung like a pornstar. 'sides, I think we know what her issues were: she's friggin insane.
Sounds like a twin to mine. :banghead:

Frazod
03-16-2005, 07:43 PM
Ow, that hurt. Although I have a full head of hair and am hung like a pornstar. 'sides, I think we know what her issues were: she's friggin insane.

Kyle's old lady told him to give her 12 inches and make her scream. So he f#cked her 6 times and then turned the lights on. ROFL

go bowe
03-16-2005, 08:58 PM
Kyle's old lady told him to give her 12 inches and make her scream. So he f#cked her 6 times and then turned the lights on. ROFLROFL ROFL ROFL

i hadn't heard that one before...

keg in kc
03-16-2005, 09:03 PM
i hadn't heard that one before...Don't get out much, eh?

The equally old reply: I think you've got me confused with somebody else. Whenever my ex asked for 12 inches and to make her scream, I'd fold it in half and aim for the wrong hole.

Frazod
03-16-2005, 09:05 PM
Don't get out much, eh?

The equally old reply: I think you've got me confused with somebody else. Whenever my ex asked for 12 inches and to make her scream, I'd fold it in half and aim for the wrong hole.

Another favorite. :D

Over-Head
03-18-2005, 07:07 PM
Don't get out much, eh?

The equally old reply: I think you've got me confused with somebody else. Whenever my ex asked for 12 inches and to make her scream, I'd fold it in half and aim for the wrong hole.
:D

Taco John
03-18-2005, 07:36 PM
I think a 24-inch penis would be more trouble than it's worth...

Over-Head
03-18-2005, 08:04 PM
I think a 24-inch penis would be more trouble than it's worth...

So say’s the man still wondering if he even has one or not ROFL

Ultra Peanut
03-18-2005, 09:22 PM
Ow, that hurt. Although I have a full head of hair and am hung like a pornstar.Too bad that porn star is Jenna Jameson.

BigRedChief
03-18-2005, 10:46 PM
Too bad that porn star is Jenna Jameson.

Classic!:thumb: