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Rain Man
03-17-2005, 05:18 PM
Assume that you are the 1,000,000th customer at the "Just Sunscreen" store at your local mall. Balloons fall, confetti gets thrown, and former television star Arsenio Hall appears to congratulate you. He announces to the crowd that you have won a week-long, all-expenses paid vacation for two to "Sand Wedgies", an all-nude resort on the beautiful island of Jamaica. Sand Wedgies has an "all nude, all the time" policy, and it's more about simple nakedness than about wild orgies.

If you're married or otherwise attached, assume that your significant other is neutral on the idea and will let you decide.

seclark
03-17-2005, 05:20 PM
can i just have the dvd?
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Donger
03-17-2005, 05:21 PM
Assume that you are the 1,000,000th customer at the "Just Sunscreen" store at your local mall. Balloons fall, confetti gets thrown, and a former television star Arsenio Hall appears to congratulate you. He announces to the crowd that you have won a week-long, all-expenses paid vacation for two to "Sand Wedgies", an all-nude resort on the beautiful island of Jamaica. Sand Wedgies has an "all nude, all the time" policy, and it's more about simple nakedness than about wild orgies.

If you're married or otherwise attached, assume that your significant other is neutral on the idea and will let you decide.

Woof! Woof! Woof!

As to the question, yes. Absolutely. I get naked at the drop of a hat.

Simplex3
03-17-2005, 05:25 PM
Hell no. Have you seen the people that decide to become nudists? Let's just say it doesn't even remotely resemble the pornographic movie awards show.

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 05:33 PM
Hell no. Have you seen the people that decide to become nudists? Let's just say it doesn't even remotely resemble the pornographic movie awards show.Abso-f*cking-lutely.

And I'd just be adding to the abhorrent mass of naked fat people.

Noooo thanks.

el borracho
03-17-2005, 05:49 PM
Sure, why not? I'm not overly shy. Most who have known me for more than a year have probably seen me naked at some point (midnight ocean dips, natural hot springs, laying out while hiking/ camping).

Iowanian
03-17-2005, 05:52 PM
I'd think about doing it...........as long as it were guaranteed that if any duded walking in front of me at the buffet line, reached back and tried to the do the Elephant walk with me, I could drown him in the soup.

Stict Girl-Boy-Girl-Boy-Girl-girl policy if I'm going.


Disclaimer: Iowanian not responsible for the Minimized self esteem issues caused by having your wife see Iowanian naked.

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 05:53 PM
Stict Girl-Boy-Girl-Boy-Girl-girl policy if I'm going.

I'd be alright with girl-girl-girl-boy

melbar
03-17-2005, 05:59 PM
This post is worthless without pictures... :hmmm:

rocks
03-17-2005, 06:00 PM
Free is Free and thats good enough for me!! Drop Trou!

seclark
03-17-2005, 06:02 PM
Free is Free and thats good enough for me!! Drop Trou!
well, if you meet a guy from iowa built like a tri-pod, ask him if he'll teach you to do the elephant walk.
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rocks
03-17-2005, 06:06 PM
Thanks for the suggestion but I think I'll stick with the ladies even if they are from Iowa!

Phobia
03-17-2005, 06:10 PM
I'm a little too shy.

chiefs4me
03-17-2005, 06:25 PM
Hell no....it's bad enough walking around with clothes on and dirty old men staring at you......I can't imagine without clothes. Yuckkkkkkkkk

Iowanian
03-17-2005, 06:27 PM
If there were alot of hot women around......at least I wouldn't need for a rack to hang my towel, snorkle and flippers.

chiefs4me
03-17-2005, 06:33 PM
I'm a little too shy.]




:spock:

4th and Long
03-17-2005, 06:35 PM
Hell no....it's bad enough walking around with clothes on and dirty old men staring at you......I can't imagine without clothes. Yuckkkkkkkkk
What are you trying to say? Even with clothes on, you're all that and a bag of chips?

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 06:36 PM
I'd be afraid I'd intimidate everyone with my giant...



ears.

4th and Long
03-17-2005, 06:40 PM
I'd be afraid I'd intimidate everyone with my giant...



ears.
Thanks for the info, your Highness.
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2002/diana.butler/images/top.prince.charles.jpg

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 06:42 PM
He shames me and my tiny earlets.

Mr. Laz
03-17-2005, 06:42 PM
when i was younger i would of and prolly got a kick outa it



now .... not so much


i'd take the free vacation though

Bowser
03-17-2005, 06:43 PM
[redneck voice] THIS AIN'T NO BELLEY, THIS HERE IS A FUEL TANK FOR A LOVE MACHINE!!! YEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW! Now, where's that filly of mine?[/redneck voice]

go bowe
03-17-2005, 06:49 PM
Hell no....it's bad enough walking around with clothes on and dirty old men staring at you......I can't imagine without clothes. Yuckkkkkkkkkhey, watch it...

i'm a dirty old man... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

milkman
03-17-2005, 06:53 PM
Hell no....it's bad enough walking around with clothes on and dirty old men staring at you......I can't imagine without clothes. Yuckkkkkkkkk

So, you like it when dirty young men stare?

4th and Long
03-17-2005, 06:56 PM
hey, watch it...

i'm a dirty old man... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:
So, you like it when dirty young men stare?
I might as well cover all the bases. What about dirty middle age men?

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 06:57 PM
I'm 31. That's old, right? I feel old. So I'm a dirty old man.

4th and Long
03-17-2005, 07:00 PM
I'm 31. That's old, right? I feel old. So I'm a dirty old man.
31 is old? :shake: Hell, my baby brother is older than you.

Mr. Laz
03-17-2005, 07:00 PM
Hell no....it's bad enough walking around with clothes on and dirty old men staring at you......I can't imagine without clothes. Yuckkkkkkkkk
what if i promise to just take quick,furtive glances instead of staring?


http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/d60l1/Kilroy-m.jpg





:fire:

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 07:02 PM
31 is old? Hell, my baby brother is older than you.It's not the years, man, it's the mileage. ROFL

milkman
03-17-2005, 07:04 PM
I might as well cover all the bases. What about dirty middle age men?

I'm on the long side of middle aged.
I wasn't thinking of myself.

I was just trying to begin to establish boundaries.

Mr. Laz
03-17-2005, 07:05 PM
It's not the years, man, it's the mileage. ROFL
really? :(

dam, i'm must be about 75 then






lazarus
~rough rider~

4th and Long
03-17-2005, 07:05 PM
I'm on the long side of middle aged.
I wasn't thinking of myself.

I was just trying to begin to establish boundaries.
It appears from her stance that none of us should look at her. Maybe the mods can change her user name to Medusa? :D

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 07:07 PM
really?

dam, i'm must be about 75 thenI look at it this way:

Mentally, I'm 31 going on 12.
Physically, I'm 31 going on 112.

Inspector
03-17-2005, 07:07 PM
I'm 31. That's old, right? I feel old. So I'm a dirty old man.

OLD????

Holy Crap! I've got some kids older than you.

Oh man, I better go find some depends or something......

Saggysack
03-17-2005, 07:09 PM
No way in hell would I ever vacation at a nudist resort. Who the hell wants to go see a bunch of 60 and 70yr olds naked?

milkman
03-17-2005, 07:11 PM
No way in hell would I ever vacation at a nudist resort. Who the hell wants to go see a bunch of 60 and 70yr olds naked?

90 yr olds.

Phobia
03-17-2005, 07:15 PM
Hey old guys - this thread begs the question.... can I expect my balls to be hanging around my knees at 55?

4th and Long
03-17-2005, 07:19 PM
Hey old guys - this thread begs the question.... can I expect my balls to be hanging around my knees at 55?
Absolutely not. You're a married man and everyone knows once you say, "I do." your nuts shrivel up and fall off. :p

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 07:20 PM
Absolutely not. You're a married man and everyone knows once you say, "I do." your nuts shrivel up and fall off. Are you serious?! Oh f*ck.

go bowe
03-17-2005, 07:25 PM
OLD????

Holy Crap! I've got some kids older than you.

Oh man, I better go find some depends or something......yeah, i know the feeling...

i've got a son who's 38 this month...

go bowe
03-17-2005, 07:26 PM
Hey old guys - this thread begs the question.... can I expect my balls to be hanging around my knees at 55?only if you have very short legs...

Saggysack
03-17-2005, 07:34 PM
90 yr olds.

Sorry, never been to one so I wouldn't know the exact age. I've heard stories though. So how was the experience?

milkman
03-17-2005, 07:38 PM
Sorry, never been to one so I wouldn't know the exact age. I've heard stories though. So how was the experience?

I was just answering the question about who might want to see 60 and 70 yr old nudists.

Never been to a nudist colony.

Phobia
03-17-2005, 07:41 PM
only if you have very short legs...

I may need a sacklift, then. It's like my guys are running from me.

Saggysack
03-17-2005, 08:02 PM
I was just answering the question about who might want to see 60 and 70 yr old nudists.

Never been to a nudist colony.


Oh... ROFL

Whew, I thought was gonna have to call you weirdo, or something.

whoman69
03-17-2005, 08:19 PM
I'd be afraid of going ten hut in front of everyone. I'd probably burn on my backside having to lay on my stomach the whole time. Besides, I've been known to stare.

chiefs4me
03-17-2005, 08:23 PM
What are you trying to say? Even with clothes on, you're all that and a bag of chips?




No I am not saying that....but all men stare, from my life experience they do at least.:harumph:

chiefs4me
03-17-2005, 08:26 PM
what if i promise to just take quick,furtive glances instead of staring?


http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/d60l1/Kilroy-m.jpg





:fire:






ROFL.........if you are quick enough I won't see you.;)

chiefs4me
03-17-2005, 08:27 PM
Hey old guys - this thread begs the question.... can I expect my balls to be hanging around my knees at 55?




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ROFL...............;)

Mastashake
03-17-2005, 08:34 PM
I would, but I'd be pissed that

a) it wasn't one of those wild orgy places

b) I was only congratulated by Arsenio Hall.

And what does it mean if your balls hang low and you're 21? LOL JK

Mastashake

Dayze
03-17-2005, 08:41 PM
only if it were a nudist camp for the visually challenged.

Good god.
I have enough insecurities, let alone standing next to someone who leave marks in the sand that would lead one to believe said person is transporting a totum pole by dragging it throught the sand.

Phobia
03-17-2005, 08:45 PM
only if it were a nudist camp for the visually challenged.

Good god.
I have enough insecurities, let alone standing next to someone who leave marks in the sand that would lead one to believe said person is transporting a totum pole by dragging it throught the sand.

Sorry dude. I think I'm gonna go play volleyball or something.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-17-2005, 10:31 PM
at 6'5 and 400 lbs I'm keepin my grubworm in my drawls ;)

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 10:34 PM
I naked right now. Just FYI.

Phobia
03-17-2005, 10:53 PM
at 6'5 and 400 lbs I'm keepin my grubworm in my drawls ;)

Oh.... so you really are Seattle's biggest Chiefs fan.

milkman
03-17-2005, 10:57 PM
I would, but I'd be pissed that

a) it wasn't one of those wild orgy places

b) I was only congratulated by Arsenio Hall.

And what does it mean if your balls hang low and you're 21? LOL JK

Mastashake

I think it means the masta has shaken it to often.

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 10:58 PM
Oh.... so you really are Seattle's biggest Chiefs fan.

This sounds really gay, just thought you should know.

:)

Phobia
03-17-2005, 10:59 PM
This sounds really gay, just thought you should know.

:)

Are you hitting on me?

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 11:00 PM
Are you hitting on me?

You know it, you big tough man

Just wanting my christmas goose early.

:)

Phobia
03-17-2005, 11:03 PM
You know it, you big tough man

Just wanting my christmas goose early.

:)

Oh - sorry I didn't catch on sooner. Let me check my schedule. I have some time for you Friday evening, the 15th of Notinamillionyears.

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 11:04 PM
Oh - sorry I didn't catch on sooner. Let me check my schedule. I have some time for you Friday evening, the 15th of Notinamillionyears.

1. I was kidding
2. That's not what you said in the PM

Mr. Flopnuts
03-17-2005, 11:05 PM
Oh.... so you really are Seattle's biggest Chiefs fan.


What'd you think I meant?

Phobia
03-17-2005, 11:05 PM
1. I was kidding
2. That's not what you said in the PM

Oh - I didn't know you were kidding. I really though you wanted to poke me in my pooper.

Phobia
03-17-2005, 11:06 PM
What'd you think I meant?

Well, since making that post I've discovered that I have feelings for you.

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 11:07 PM
Oh - I didn't know you were kidding. I really though you wanted to poke me in my pooper.

ROFL

I don't poke nobody unless their name is destiny, and even then in the front.

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 11:07 PM
Well, since making that post I've discovered that I have feelings for you.

ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
03-17-2005, 11:07 PM
Well, since making that post I've discovered that I have feelings for you.

......I'm developing a "phobia"

Phobia
03-17-2005, 11:09 PM
......I'm developing a "phobia"

Don't worry about it, sweetheart.... I don't have enough flour to locate your wet-spot.

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 11:11 PM
Don't worry about it, sweetheart.... I don't have enough flour to locate your wet-spot.

:shake:
Nor would you want to right?

right????
:(

Mr. Flopnuts
03-17-2005, 11:11 PM
Don't worry about it, sweetheart.... I don't have enough flour to locate your wet-spot.


It's okay that sh*t is like a projectile, you rub around enough and it'll shoot you in the face

Phobia
03-17-2005, 11:12 PM
Okay, I'm starting to get aroused.... I'm leaving this thread. Homo's.

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 11:14 PM
Okay, I'm starting to get aroused.... I'm leaving this thread. Homo's.


and you call us homos

Mr. Flopnuts
03-17-2005, 11:20 PM
and you call us homos

you took the d*ck right outta his mou....wait I mean you took the words right outta my mouth

J Diddy
03-17-2005, 11:21 PM
you took the d*ck right outta his mou....wait I mean you took the words right outta my mouth

ROFL

keg in kc
03-17-2005, 11:44 PM
Well, I'm never coming to this bar again. Go to take a leak and find a f*cking sausage fest in the bathroom.