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|Zach|
03-18-2005, 12:53 AM
All of the choices...tough stuff.

http://www.muellertourney.com/tournament.asp

Miles
03-18-2005, 01:03 AM
Some of those brackets are prettly flawed with the seedings.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-18-2005, 01:03 AM
that was fun, and with that it's time to go rub one off and hit the sack ;)

Miles
03-18-2005, 01:05 AM
that was fun, and with that it's time to go rub one off and hit the sack ;)

File that under too much info than we needed.

Saggysack
03-18-2005, 01:05 AM
It really sucks for me that Catherine Zeta Jones has to face Jennifer Love Hewitt in the 2nd round. Sorry Jen.

Taco John
03-18-2005, 01:08 AM
It really sucks for me that Catherine Zeta Jones has to face Jennifer Love Hewitt in the 2nd round. Sorry Jen.



I had the same kind of unfortunate decision when Brittney Murphy matched up against Shannon Elizabeth. Shannon went on to battle it out in another unfortunate match-up... Against Monica Bellucci. Persephone ran the table in that one. She went on to take the entire contest.

Monica rules.

keg in kc
03-18-2005, 01:08 AM
I hate anything that puts me in the '30-39' agegroup.

Your Champion

Monica Bellucci

Your Final Four

Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Connelly
Jolene Blalock
Monica Bellucci

Mr. Flopnuts
03-18-2005, 01:10 AM
I gotta post the champ and final four also

Final Four

Anna K.
Britney Spears (Cause I like em trashy)
Charleze Theron
Angelina Jolie


Champion is Charleze Theron

Saggysack
03-18-2005, 01:11 AM
I had the same kind of unfortunate decision when Brittney Murphy matched up against Shannon Elizabeth. Shannon went on to battle it out in another unfortunate match-up... Against Monica Bellucci. Persephone ran the table in that one. She went on to take the entire contest.

Monica rules.

Britney got the love from me. Almost picked Hurley over Jolie.

Your Champion

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Your Final Four

Angelina Jolie
Brittany Murphy
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Elizabeth Hurley

Miles
03-18-2005, 01:15 AM
Final Four:
Rebecca Romijn
Monica Bellucci
Kate Beckinsale
Charlize Theron

Winner
Monica Bellucci

keg in kc
03-18-2005, 01:15 AM
I have this dream that actresses and models everywhere are posting their own poll of ChiefsPlanet hunks where they just chose me as grand champion over Rain Man, Skip Towne and tk13. I wonder if I should wait by my phone for Monica Bellucci's congratulatory call?

Miles
03-18-2005, 01:21 AM
Yeah she is really f*cking hot.

http://bellucci.kvalitne.cz/bn/bigimages/monica_bellucci_067bn.jpg

tk13
03-18-2005, 01:28 AM
I have this dream that actresses and models everywhere are posting their own poll of ChiefsPlanet hunks where they just chose me as grand champion over Rain Man, Skip Towne and tk13. I wonder if I should wait by my phone for Monica Bellucci's congratulatory call?
I'm not sure if I should be flattered or scared that you put me in your "ChiefsPlanet hunks" poll. As soon as I figure it out, I'll let you know.

keg in kc
03-18-2005, 01:45 AM
I'm not sure if I should be flattered or scared that you put me in your "ChiefsPlanet hunks" poll. As soon as I figure it out, I'll let you know.Hey, man, the models voted for you, not me.

tk13
03-18-2005, 02:12 AM
Hey, man, the models voted for you, not me.
Oh. Well in that case, carry on.

Ari Chi3fs
03-18-2005, 02:36 AM
How is J.Lo a 15 seed?

Ari Chi3fs
03-18-2005, 02:38 AM
The Elite 8.

Angelina Jolie
Brooke Burke
Monica Belluci
Salma Hayek
Halle Berry
Britney Spears
Jessica Alba
Catherine Bell.


That is a good start to my Hollywood Harem.

Actually, I think Vida Guerra should have been invited to the tourney.

Pants
03-18-2005, 02:41 AM
FF:

Catherine Zeta Jones
Heidi Klum
Monica Bellucci
Shannon Elizabeth

Naturaly I was pissed that Natalie and Salma, as well as some others didn't make it to FF due to poor seeding and bracket set up. Heidi would still end up winning, though.

My real FF:

Monica Bellucci
Natalie Portman
Heidi Klum
Salma Hayek

Pants
03-18-2005, 02:47 AM
Britney Spears

You gotta be shitting me...

Ari Chi3fs
03-18-2005, 02:48 AM
actually, upon further review... I dont think that I could kick any of the 64 out of bed.

Ari Chi3fs
03-18-2005, 02:56 AM
You gotta be shitting me...

wuheva... you can find any pic of these chicks that make them look not as hot, But Britney on Mute is a good thing... her body is ridiculous.

I cant stand listening to her... except some moans... I would probably like that...

Saggysack
03-18-2005, 03:00 AM
How is J.Lo a 15 seed?

Her butt is worth a 5 seed atleast.

What I really don't understand is how Brooke Burke got a 2 seed.

Pants
03-18-2005, 03:09 AM
wuheva... you can find any pic of these chicks that make them look not as hot, But Britney on Mute is a good thing... her body is ridiculous.

I cant stand listening to her... except some moans... I would probably like that...

No way. I've seen a shitload of pics of Briteny just on the street and she is one fugly chick. A lot of these women would look just as hot without make up and photoshop, Britney is not one of them.

el borracho
03-18-2005, 03:38 AM
How can anyone not pick Laetitia Casta? She is by far the most gorgeous woman in the world.

KevB
03-18-2005, 03:47 AM
Final Four: Jessica Biel, Brooke Burke, Monica Belluci, Jessica Alba

Very difficult not to have Kate Beckinsale in there somewhere.

Jessica Biel is the Cinderella winner. Just something about her....

cheeeefs
03-18-2005, 03:58 AM
that is probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

|Zach|
03-18-2005, 05:19 AM
that is probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
ROFL

bkkcoh
03-18-2005, 05:49 AM
actually, upon further review... I dont think that I could kick any of the 64 out of bed.


And like the rest of us, you probably wont get the chance to have to decide..... :thumb: :banghead:

Cochise
03-18-2005, 06:37 AM
Your Champion

Jessica Alba

Your Final Four
Denise Richards
Jaime Pressley
Jessica Alba
Keira Knightley

milkman
03-18-2005, 06:47 AM
My Champion was Victoria Silvstedt.

My FF were
VS
Monica Belluci
Scarlott Johanson
Teri Hatcher

Always had a thing for Teri, but in the end, I couldn't pick over Victoria.

Iron Chef
03-18-2005, 07:03 AM
My Champion

Jennifer Connelly

My Final Four

Angelina Jolie
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Connelly
Milla Jovavich

Fried Meat Ball!
03-18-2005, 07:40 AM
My Champion
Keira Knightley

My Final Four
Keira Knightley
Kirsten Dunst
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson

Alton deFlat
03-18-2005, 07:46 AM
My Champion

Jennifer Garner

My Final Four

Brooke Burke
Jennifer Connelly
Charlize Theron
Rachel Bilson

Chiefnj
03-18-2005, 07:47 AM
Mrs. Jennifer Connelly Chiefnj. It has a nice ring to it.

Gaz
03-18-2005, 09:12 AM
Your Champion:
Monica Bellucci

Your Final Four:
Ashley Judd
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jennifer Connelly
Monica Bellucci

xoxo~
Gaz
Drooling buckets.

Bob Dole
03-18-2005, 09:17 AM
Your Champion
Catherine Bell

Your Final Four
Brooke Burke
Catherine Bell
Monica Bellucci
Shannon Elizabeth

ExtremeChief
03-18-2005, 09:45 AM
It's BS having Elisha Cuthbert and Eliza Dushku in the same region...


Your Champion

Kate Beckinsale

Your Final Four

Anna Kournikova
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Elisha Cuthbert
Kate Beckinsale

ExtremeChief
03-18-2005, 09:50 AM
My champion... :drool:

http://home.centurytel.net/muellertourney/mi2003_images/katebeckinsale-3.jpg

Pants
03-18-2005, 10:36 AM
Your Champion:
Monica Bellucci

Your Final Four:
Ashley Judd
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jennifer Connelly
Monica Bellucci

xoxo~
Gaz
Drooling buckets.


Dank, Gaz likes the classy ladies.

Delano
03-18-2005, 10:39 AM
Your Champion

Jessica Alba

Your Final Four
Anna Kournikova
Jessica Alba
Keira Knightley
Scarlett Johansson

Region four was a difficult one. Alba Vs. Longoria would have been a championship match in my book but they battled it out in the second round.

Fried Meat Ball!
03-20-2005, 01:20 PM
Here's my wife's lesbian picks (if she were a lesbian)...


Her Champion
Natalie Portman

Her Final Four
Jennifer Aniston
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson

Rain Man
03-20-2005, 02:04 PM
The Bobinator had it almost exactly right.


Champion (in an upset over perennial favorites Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, and strangely absent Nicole Kidman)...

Catherine Bell


Final Four

Catherine Bell
Salma Hayek
Shannon Elizabeth
Brooke Burke


What's up with pitting Salma against Tyra Banks in the first round?

Region 4 was definitely the strongest group from fulsome top to delightful bottom.

Rain Man
03-20-2005, 02:09 PM
What's the deal with women and Teri Hatcher? She's blowing away all of the other women among female voters.

Mastashake
03-20-2005, 02:13 PM
Good god I am out of touch with hot celebrities...

I looked at the top 10 winners and knew who 2 were (Jolie and Natalie Portman.

I truthfully hate the way Jolie looks, every time I see her I envision a tattoo on her lips that says, "Inflate to 32 psi"

From the looks of it I would go for Elisha Cuthbert, but I couldn't tell you who she is, I'm too busy focusing on the pieces of ass that I see walking down the street :)

unlurking
03-20-2005, 02:15 PM
Your Champion

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

Your Final Four
Estella Warren
Josie Maran
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Shannon Elizabeth

Mastashake
03-20-2005, 02:16 PM
What's the deal with women and Teri Hatcher? She's blowing away all of the other women among female voters.

From the looks of it, it's cause she some old broad. Women don't like any women who are SUPER hot, they like the ones that are "beautiful". They don't feel threatened by women like Teri Hatcher or Julia Roberts, but put them up against a smoking woman half their age, and they just go on about "OH, SHE IS SUCH A SLUT, LOOK AT HER!!!"

It's so pathetic, it's funny!

Mastashake

Rain Man
03-20-2005, 02:21 PM
I used to think that Teri Hatcher was nice looking, but in part that was because I thought she looked intelligent. Then she started slumming with thuggish former Rai ders and acting like a moron in those Radio Shack commercials, and she just shot her image to heck with me.

Vegas_Dave
03-20-2005, 02:23 PM
Your Champion
Kristin Kreuk

Your Final Four
Britney Spears Eva Longoria Kristin Kreuk Natalie Portman

WebGem
03-20-2005, 04:33 PM
Your Champion

Britney Spears

Your Final Four
Britney Spears
Charisma Carpenter
Jessica Simpson
Victoria Silvstedt

CosmicPal
03-20-2005, 05:03 PM
Your Champion

Keira Knightley

Your Final Four

Charlize Theron
Kate Beckinsale
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
03-20-2005, 05:11 PM
Here's how my wife and I filled out our bracket. It came down to Brooke and Eva. I said I'd take both. My wife preferred Brooke. My wife has good taste. :hump:

Your Champion

Brooke Burke

Your Final Four
Brooke Burke
Jessica Simpson
Eva Mendes
Halle Berry