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tk13
03-18-2005, 08:23 PM
Hartwell looking to sign contract

ADAM WHITNANSKI
tk13 NewsWire

tkNewsWire has learned free-agent linebacker Ed Hartwell does intend to sign a NFL contract. At press time it was still undetermined exactly when and where this signing will take place.

Hartwell has spent the last month visiting potential suitors, including the Kansas City Chiefs, Arizona Cardinals, and Seattle Seahawks. Each suitor has done an impressive job, as Hartwell's agent Harold Lewis has changed his mind approximately 14 times on who is the front runner for Hartwell's services.

When reached by phone, Lewis said, "Right now, I'd have to say it's down to either the Chiefs, Falcons, Seahawks, Rams, Cardinals, Saints, Bucs, Panthers, 49ers, Eagles, Redskins, Giants, Cowboys, Packers, Bears, Lions, Vikings, Broncos, Chargers, Colts, Texans, Jaguars, Raiders, Bengals, Browns, Titans, Patriots, Ravens, Jets, Bills, Steelers, or Dolphins. I'd definitely narrow it down to one of those."

Lewis denies rumors that he's holding out to get his client a contract with the NFL's planned team in Los Angeles in 2007-08. Lewis also added that after examining the situation, he has set a timetable to get a deal done so his player can get ready to hit the field, "We hope to have a 48 hour deadline to get this deal done. We're going to examine these options long and hard over the next 48 hours, then take as much time as necessary to get this contract. I will get a fair contract for my client, no matter how many 48 hour deadlines it takes."

The Chiefs appear to have the most money on the table for the former Ravens linebacker, as he would be a welcome addition to their woeful defense. Head coach Dick Vermeil is excited at the possibility. "Great player, great player, we'd love to have him in at the right price. He would backup Kendrell Bell at OLB and be able to slide over if our other starting linebackers, Kawika Mitchell and Fred Jones, get injured."

Chiefs General Manager Carl Peterson seemed to be less aware of the action behind the scenes and did not comment on the matter, adding "I just got a shiny new 5 year contract! I've been counting my money the last few days. I still have to go out there and sign players?"

Hartwell is expected to take a dump sometime on Saturday, and also eat lunch and dinner.

chop
03-18-2005, 08:26 PM
Browns | Want to Add Hartwell - from www.KFFL.com
Fri, 18 Mar 2005 14:32:15 -0800

Steve Doerschuk, of the Canton Repository, reports the Cleveland Browns have expressed an interest in free agent LB Ed Hartwell. Browns general manager Phil Savage has kept tabs on him while he has been on the open market. Hartwell's agent, Harold Lewis, said Savage made it very clear the Browns would like to sign him. Lewis went on to say that Hartwell would be a good fit with the Browns.

milkman
03-18-2005, 08:30 PM
OK, can we just rename this place the Hartwell planet until this freakin' dramedy comes to an end.

This is getting absolutely rediculous.

Valiant
03-18-2005, 08:31 PM
Hartwell looking to sign contract

ADAM WHITNANSKI
tk13 NewsWire

tkNewsWire has learned free-agent linebacker Ed Hartwell does intend to sign a NFL contract. At press time it was still undetermined exactly when and where this signing will take place.

Hartwell has spent the last month visiting potential suitors, including the Kansas City Chiefs, Arizona Cardinals, and Seattle Seahawks. Each suitor has done an impressive job, as Hartwell's agent Harold Lewis has changed his mind approximately 14 times on who is the front runner for Hartwell's services.

When reached by phone, Lewis said, "Right now, I'd have to say it's down to either the Chiefs, Falcons, Seahawks, Rams, Cardinals, Saints, Bucs, Panthers, 49ers, Eagles, Redskins, Giants, Cowboys, Packers, Bears, Lions, Vikings, Broncos, Chargers, Colts, Texans, Jaguars, Raiders, Bengals, Browns, Titans, Patriots, Ravens, Jets, Bills, Steelers, or Dolphins. I'd definitely narrow it down to one of those."

Lewis denies rumors that he's holding out to get his client a contract with the NFL's planned team in Los Angeles in 2007-08. Lewis also added that after examining the situation, he has set a timetable to get a deal done so his player can get ready to hit the field, "We hope to have a 48 hour deadline to get this deal done. We're going to examine these options long and hard over the next 48 hours, then take as much time as necessary to get this contract. I will get a fair contract for my client, no matter how many 48 hour deadlines it takes."

The Chiefs appear to have the most money on the table for the former Ravens linebacker, as he would be a welcome addition to their woeful defense. Head coach Dick Vermeil is excited at the possibility. "Great player, great player, we'd love to have him in at the right price. He would backup Kendrell Bell at OLB and be able to slide over if our other starting linebackers, Kawika Mitchell and Fred Jones, get injured."

Chiefs General Manager Carl Peterson seemed to be less aware of the action behind the scenes and did not comment on the matter, adding "I just got a shiny new 5 year contract! I've been counting my money the last few days. I still have to go out there and sign players?"

Hartwell is expected to take a dump sometime on Saturday, and also eat lunch and dinner.


WTF... he is better then the other guys but he would come in to play backup.. you dont offer a guy 9million dollar ****ign signing bonus to play backup..you are a ****ing twit vermeil, ****ing leave my team...

Nightfyre
03-18-2005, 08:33 PM
WTF... he is better then the other guys but he would come in to play backup.. you dont offer a guy 9million dollar ****ign signing bonus to play backup..you are a ****ing twit vermeil, ****ing leave my team...
ROFL

chop
03-18-2005, 08:34 PM
tk13 news. That's a reputable news source!

Phobia
03-18-2005, 08:34 PM
I think it's ridiculous when adults don't know how to spell ridiculous.

Phobia
03-18-2005, 08:35 PM
WTF... he is better then the other guys but he would come in to play backup.. you dont offer a guy 9million dollar ****ign signing bonus to play backup..you are a ****ing twit vermeil, ****ing leave my team...

I'm pretty sure you're smarter than this....

At least, you weren't breathing through your mouth and drooling all over your shirt that time we met....

chop
03-18-2005, 08:38 PM
Why do people quote the entire original post?

beer bacon
03-18-2005, 08:39 PM
Is it time to start posting the "Damnit Carl. Just trade for Jamie Sharper :cuss: " threads yet?

Valiant
03-18-2005, 08:40 PM
I'm pretty sure you're smarter than this....

At least, you weren't breathing through your mouth and drooling all over your shirt that time we met....


I was on a role... I can type a good 120 words a minute when pissed... If you do not count: errors/misspellings/run-on sentences/and extra periods...

Nightfyre
03-18-2005, 08:42 PM
I was on a role... I can type a good 120 words a minute when pissed... If you do not count: errors/misspellings/run-on sentences/and extra periods...
The question has to do with your interpretation of the article, not your typing.

Valiant
03-18-2005, 08:43 PM
Why do people quote the entire original post?


There are two reasons..

1. If you do not quote the entire thing, someone will take it out of context at some point.. especially if there is another key part in another part of the quote...

2. Laziness..

whoman69
03-18-2005, 08:44 PM
You know it actually looked plausible until you brought out the quotes from Vermeil. I was even trying to think of when I had saw the NFL was planning to move to LA. I just couldn't figure out how they were going to work with 33 teams.

milkman
03-18-2005, 08:47 PM
I think it's ridiculous when adults don't know how to spell ridiculous.

It's already been established here that I only have a 5th grade education.

Valiant
03-18-2005, 08:47 PM
The question has to do with your interpretation of the article, not your typing.


I ****ing hate you tk13, ****ing worthless woman...

beer bacon
03-18-2005, 08:48 PM
I ****ing hate you tk13, ****ing worthless woman...

HAhahaha. This thread is gold! Thanks tk13 Newswire for bring us the scoop :thumb:

Phobia
03-18-2005, 08:51 PM
I ****ing hate you tk13, ****ing worthless woman...

Holy shit. This thread is bound for the classics forum. tk13 hooked a largemouth dipshit on some spinner bait.

Valiant
03-18-2005, 09:05 PM
Holy shit. This thread is bound for the classics forum. tk13 hooked a largemouth dipshit on some spinner bait.


dont make me call pink...

Logical
03-18-2005, 09:10 PM
WTF... he is better then the other guys but he would come in to play backup.. you dont offer a guy 9million dollar ****ign signing bonus to play backup..you are a ****ing twit vermeil, ****ing leave my team...ROFLROFLROFL Whether this is serious or more humor it is some funny ass shit. Way to go tk. Way to step up Valiant.

Valiant
03-18-2005, 09:23 PM
ROFLROFLROFL Whether this is serious or more humor it is some funny ass shit. Way to go tk. Way to step up Valiant.


No I admit it, I did not look at the header... I feel like a Donk fan now...

Der Flöprer
03-18-2005, 10:55 PM
No I admit it, I did not look at the header... I feel like a Donk fan now...


I stand corrected from my previous post on that "other" thread. This is just f*ckin hilarious and is an INSTANT CLASSIC tk13, and valiant you guys are f*ckin awesome!!!!! I'll laugh for days

Hoover
03-18-2005, 11:06 PM
I love men

Dude, what does that have to do with this thread?

Der Flöprer
03-18-2005, 11:09 PM
Dude, what does that have to do with this thread?



BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i almost ****in choked on my peanut butter sandwich, you guys are in rare form tonight

Hoover
03-18-2005, 11:14 PM
I love men too, I'm a Log Cabin Republican, want to come over and play with my Lincoln Logs

This is sick, I out of here :D

Der Flöprer
03-18-2005, 11:22 PM
heh heh.............dookie

MadMax
03-18-2005, 11:35 PM
heh heh.............dookie


Eric said 2 stfu and stfd, and give him a call...

Tribal Warfare
03-19-2005, 02:03 AM
"He would backup Kendrell Bell at OLB and be able to slide over if our other starting linebackers, Kawika Mitchell and Fred Jones, get injured."


I believe Carl will have their pow wow when Carl will beat him with a 20 pound mackerel, and then Bell will be OLB and Hartwell will be MLB.

Rausch
03-19-2005, 02:54 AM
Yay! Another faux Hartwel-...make that Fartsmell thread!1!

bricks
03-19-2005, 07:49 AM
When reached by phone, Lewis said, "Right now, I'd have to say it's down to either the Chiefs, Falcons, Seahawks, Rams, Cardinals, Saints, Bucs, Panthers, 49ers, Eagles, Redskins, Giants, Cowboys, Packers, Bears, Lions, Vikings, Broncos, Chargers, Colts, Texans, Jaguars, Raiders, Bengals, Browns, Titans, Patriots, Ravens, Jets, Bills, Steelers, or Dolphins. I'd definitely narrow it down to one of those."

Just say the whole damn league man!

Baby Lee
03-19-2005, 07:50 AM
Just say the whole damn league man!
ROFL ROFL - down goes Frasier. . . again.

bricks
03-19-2005, 07:50 AM
WTF... he is better then the other guys but he would come in to play backup.. you dont offer a guy 9million dollar ****ign signing bonus to play backup..you are a ****ing twit vermeil, ****ing leave my team...

Yeah...who's he trying to fool? :mad:

bricks
03-19-2005, 07:53 AM
Hartwell is expected to take a dump sometime on Saturday, and also eat lunch and dinner.

Is there an estimation as to how big that dump is gonna be? :hmmm:

Phobia
03-19-2005, 10:33 AM
Yeah...who's he trying to fool? :mad:

Wow. This is quality entertainment. I feel like I owe tk13 admission.

Herzig
03-19-2005, 10:36 AM
Nice post.

I love this place, but I think people make each other insane here with speculation over free agency and the draft. I'd attribute 50% of that to Carl.

go bowe
03-19-2005, 10:36 AM
I was on a role... I can type a good 120 words a minute when pissed... If you do not count: errors/misspellings/run-on sentences/and extra periods...hey!

extra periods are wonderful to behold...

Phobia
03-19-2005, 10:38 AM
Nice post.

I love this place, but I think people make each other insane here with speculation over free agency and the draft. I'd attribute 50% of that to Carl.

I took a dump the other day and there was no remaining toilet paper. DAMNIT CARL!!!

go bowe
03-19-2005, 10:38 AM
Nice post.

I love this place, but I think people make each other insane here with speculation over free agency and the draft. I'd attribute 50% of that to Carl.people make each other insane?

hey, we don't need no help...

bricks
03-19-2005, 10:47 AM
Wow. This is quality entertainment. I feel like I owe tk13 admission.

nlm you Phobia nlm you

PHOG
03-19-2005, 11:43 AM
Hhasssss heeeeeeee ssiiiigggnnnnneeeeddddddd wwwiiiiiiiittttthhhhh aaannnnnyyyyyooonnne yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeettttttttttttttt?????????

Best impression of a ssssssslllllllllllllooooowwwwwweeeddddddd down record.. :hmmm:

Phobia
03-19-2005, 02:45 PM
nlm you Phobia nlm you

Hey - why you flipp'n me the bird? You're the dipshit. You and Val. :D