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DiggityDave
03-26-2005, 01:13 PM
"When my belly starts a Rumblin' and I'm jonesin for a treat, I close my eyes for a big surprize, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

"I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't front ya cause ya got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells ya to behave.
Your wildest fantasy's come true, Dallas Cheerleaders give you shaves.
When Onions make you laugh instead,And French Fries grow like weeds
Ya get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay.
There's a king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch."


http://www.kawabunga.com/blog/archives/000083.shtml
I'm sorry I won't ever do that again.

deadbabyseal
03-26-2005, 01:16 PM
Hootie must've run out of money.

Ebolapox
03-26-2005, 01:44 PM
hootie's career went down faster than linda lovelace went down on...well, nevermind

-EB-

Pitt Gorilla
03-26-2005, 01:50 PM
I really do like that commercial and jingle.

Blindside58
03-26-2005, 01:53 PM
Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!

Mastashake
03-26-2005, 01:58 PM
Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!

I KNEW a lot of those people looked familiar!

Mastashake

Rain Man
03-26-2005, 02:00 PM
I'm a big fan of those HP photo commercials where they freeze pictures when someone holds the frame up. They're very creative, and they have a top-notch song to boot.

ZootedGranny
03-26-2005, 04:24 PM
Eastern Motors

They don't run commercials around here, but someone has sent me the clip. It's a rap song about how they'll help you even if you have bad credit, and it shows Clinton Portis, Kevin Jones, Carmelo Anthony, Laveraneus Coles and LaVar Arrington rapping along with it.

Bob Dole
03-26-2005, 04:35 PM
If you
Can drive a truck
You've got a job my friend.

Call one eight hundred five five oneeeeee...eight nine hundred.

Diesel Driving Academeeeeeeeeeeeey.

DiggityDave
03-26-2005, 04:50 PM
Not to mention cameos by Vida Guerra and Brooke Burke!


I'm assuming that Vida was the dark haired girl on the "Caboose"
I'm not positive though :hmmm:

penchief
03-26-2005, 08:21 PM
"Shafer.......is the.........one beer to have when your having more than one."

I haven't heard that one in over 20 years but it still emerges from the recesses of my mind when I least expect it.

Skip Towne
03-26-2005, 08:31 PM
"You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent". That one is 30 years old and I still remembered it.

KCinNY
03-26-2005, 10:43 PM
"Three Two One Two Two Seven Seven...Anytime night or day."

Local jingle from Standard Improvment Co. will be in my head 'til the day I die.

KS Smitty
03-26-2005, 11:10 PM
I agree with Rainman, those HP commercials are way cool, mostly because we have so many "pictures of your mama taken by your papa a long time ago" and the effects really work.

Speedy Alka Seltzer and Oscar Mayer bologna are 2 oldies that stick in my mind.

DeepSouth
03-26-2005, 11:48 PM
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheece, pickles, onions on a Sesame seed bun...........

DeepSouth
03-26-2005, 11:49 PM
Budwiser,
best reason in the world
to drink beer................

Mr. Kotter
03-27-2005, 12:03 AM
Hey, Gerry....what do you think...that's some funny chit, eh?

Marada
03-27-2005, 08:55 AM
Back in the 60's BF Goodrich had a statuesque model wearing a silver mimi skirt singing the praises of their tires. "It's the Radial Age, now the world is safer on this great new tire". Became a rock hit in it's own right. Heck, I still go around singing it. Dang, telling my age here. But man she was hot.

Bob Dole
03-27-2005, 09:35 AM
"Three Two One Two Two Seven Seven...Anytime night or day."

Local jingle from Standard Improvment Co. will be in my head 'til the day I die.

Didn't it used to be:

Call Standard (bum pa bum pa bummm) Improvement Company.

Dial Westport 1-7-100

KCinNY
03-27-2005, 09:39 AM
Didn't it used to be:

Call Standard (bum pa bum pa bummm) Improvement Company.

Dial Westport 1-7-100

Yeah, I think I've got my contractors mixed up. Standard has a different jingle.

Unfortunately, the 321-2277 jingle is permanently etched in my mind.

Bob Dole
03-27-2005, 09:47 AM
Yeah, I think I've got my contractors mixed up. Standard has a different jingle.

Unfortunately, the 321-2277 jingle is permanently etched in my mind.

Midwestern Builders (http://www.midwesternbuilders.com/html/goodies.html). Enjoy. :)

KCinNY
03-27-2005, 09:49 AM
Midwestern Builders?


Yeah, that's it.

"Anytime night or day!!!"

mikey23545
03-27-2005, 09:55 AM
Is there anyone in the U.S. that hasn't at one time or another caught themselves humming "Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner".....

Thig Lyfe
03-27-2005, 09:58 AM
I like the HP commercials Rain Man mentioned as well.

And, I must admit, I like the Hootie BK commercials a lot. Mostly for novelty and comedic value.

Iron Chef
03-27-2005, 10:00 AM
Call 3 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 7 - 7 any time night or daaaaaaaaaaaay

Bob Dole
03-27-2005, 10:02 AM
Call 3 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 7 - 7 any time night or daaaaaaaaaaaay

Too much All Night Live! Step away from the television!

Thig Lyfe
03-27-2005, 10:08 AM
One day, one night, saturday's all right...

Demonpenz
03-27-2005, 10:10 AM
I had a friend who is in advertising and he got to meet the people behind that bk commercial. They hit a homerun with those adds for sure.

KCinNY
03-27-2005, 10:17 AM
Midwestern Builders (http://www.midwesternbuilders.com/html/goodies.html). Enjoy. :)
:)

CosmicPal
03-27-2005, 10:24 AM
Call 3 - 2 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 7 - 7 any time night or daaaaaaaaaaaay

ROFL

Man, I haven't heard that jingle in years!

One of my favorite all-time jingles was that coke commercial in the 70's.

"I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony..."

cadmonkey
03-27-2005, 10:36 AM
Eastern Motors

They don't run commercials around here, but someone has sent me the clip. It's a rap song about how they'll help you even if you have bad credit, and it shows Clinton Portis, Kevin Jones, Carmelo Anthony, Laveraneus Coles and LaVar Arrington rapping along with it.


HERE IT IS!!!!!

cadmonkey
03-27-2005, 10:37 AM
HERE IT IS!!!!!


and I really think Carmello is pumping gas in the commercial ROFL

andoman
03-27-2005, 11:17 AM
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheece, pickles, onions on a Sesame seed bun...........

I can still say that one backwards. And I don't know why.


Bun seed sesame a on onions pickles cheese lettuce sauce special patties beef all two.

cadmonkey
03-27-2005, 11:28 AM
I can still say that one backwards. And I don't know why.


Bun seed sesame a on onions pickles cheese lettuce sauce special patties beef all two.


you can type backwards? nice job! :clap: ROFL

Iron Chef
03-27-2005, 05:48 PM
Too much All Night Live! Step away from the television!


Busted ROFL :)