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luv
03-26-2005, 05:55 PM
Anyone have anything planned for tonight? I, myself, am going to fix some chicken noodle soup, put in some good movies, and hopefully be able to fall asleep without coughing my lungs out. I was supposed to go out to a club. No big loss, I'm not really into clubs, but would have been nice to hang out with some frinds coming in from out of town.

Anyway, enough of my sob story. What are your excuses for being on here on a Saturday night?

Den9899
03-26-2005, 05:56 PM
Having people over, getting anihilated, playing cards, socialize and stare at women. :)

beer bacon
03-26-2005, 05:56 PM
Anyone have anything planned for tonight? I, myself, am going to fix some chicken noodle soup, put in some good movies, and hopefully be able to fall asleep without coughing my lungs out. I was supposed to go out to a club. No big loss, I'm not really into clubs, but would have been nice to hang out with some frinds coming in from out of town.

Anyway, enough of my sob story. What are your excuses for being on here on a Saturday night?

Watch the games then read/study for class. I will possibly make pasta at some point. Exciting!

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
03-26-2005, 05:56 PM
Trying to get this damn novel done. Taking longer than I had hoped it would. Nothing like a deadline staring you in the face to get you motivated.

luv
03-26-2005, 06:00 PM
Watch the games then read/study for class. I will possibly make pasta at some point. Exciting!


Pasta huh? Sounds better than my soup. I have spaghetti, but no sauce. Guess I could put some butter and oil on it in a baking dish and cover it with some leftover shredded cheese I have. I'm HUNGRY! Lack of food in the apartment, but I am not getting out.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 06:00 PM
Anyone have anything planned for tonight? I, myself, am going to fix some chicken noodle soup, put in some good movies, and hopefully be able to fall asleep without coughing my lungs out. I was supposed to go out to a club. No big loss, I'm not really into clubs, but would have been nice to hang out with some frinds coming in from out of town.

Anyway, enough of my sob story. What are your excuses for being on here on a Saturday night?
Why am I here on a Saturday night? Simple really. I belong to CPPA. (Chiefs Planet Posters Anonymous)

Hi. My name is 4th and Long and I'm addicted to Chiefs Planet.

*applause from other CPPA members*

Actually, this is the last full weekend I have off for the foreseeable future, so I'm staying in and getting a lot of household chores done that I have neglected the past few weeks.

Well that, and I'm a loser. :p

Count Zarth
03-26-2005, 06:01 PM
I think I'll cruise the bar strip and bag a hottie.

StcChief
03-26-2005, 06:31 PM
Hangin' with some friends at local watering hole, watchin games. Go Illini.

Bowser
03-26-2005, 06:34 PM
I think I'll cruise the bar strip and bag a hottie.

Gonna need a link to pics on that one.............

Bowser
03-26-2005, 06:36 PM
And I am here on a Saturday night, because there is only so much of Dance Dance Revolution I can take from my 9 year old and her friend. At least she should sleep well tonight.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 06:38 PM
Gonna need a link to pics on that one.............
I think what he meant to say is that he's going to get on his bicycle, peddle around the strip where the bars are, oh ... about 30 times or so, with a bag on his head and then go back home.

Oh, and here's your link. http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac94346/Gabe.JPG

Pants
03-26-2005, 06:39 PM
WTF? It's only 7:40?

Count Zarth
03-26-2005, 06:39 PM
I'm actually watching Phantom of the Opera.

Darkwolfe
03-26-2005, 06:40 PM
I think I'll cruise the bar strip and bag a hottie.

Allow me to play your theme song for the night..

Aerosmith.. "Dream On"

Darkwolfe
03-26-2005, 06:41 PM
I'm actually watching Phantom of the Opera.

Aww heck, now I have to apoligize for my last comment. :D

Bob Dole
03-26-2005, 06:42 PM
3 different bars with 3 different live bands.

Wile_E_Coyote
03-26-2005, 06:42 PM
you could have gone to Wendy's & got some of that Plummer chili

Bowser
03-26-2005, 06:43 PM
I think what he meant to say is that he's going to get on his bicycle, peddle around the strip where the bars are, oh ... about 30 times or so, with a bag on his head and then go back home.

Oh, and here's your link. http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac94346/Gabe.JPG

ROFL

I suddenly had a flashback from Revenge of the Nerds:

"How about you, Booger? You got a date yet?"

"Hey, man, I've been cruising the High Schools all day!"

Bowser
03-26-2005, 06:44 PM
I'm actually watching Phantom of the Opera.

The one with Paul Stanley?

|Zach|
03-26-2005, 06:48 PM
Not doing anything, I have been running around like a chicken with his head cut off since I got back home fro Spring Break...I am just taking it easy...a nice dinner...a little TV...a little music...a little Chiefs Planet.

Going to have a nice brunch with the fam tomorrow.

I do believe I am living the good life.

Rausch
03-26-2005, 06:48 PM
Me, the girlfriend, Vanilla Vodka, Tequila Rose, Coconut Rum, a 12pack of Ultra, and HBO boxing...

Bowser
03-26-2005, 06:49 PM
Me, the girlfriend, Vanilla Vodka, Tequila Rose, Coconut Rum, a 12pack of Ultra, and HBO boxing...

Does Gaz know you're breaking out the Tequilla Rose?

chiefs4me
03-26-2005, 06:50 PM
And I am here because I have kids and a husband...


and my party days at the clubs are over....:deevee:

Bob Dole
03-26-2005, 06:50 PM
Not doing anything, I have been running around like a chicken with his head cut off since I got back home fro Spring Break...

That's the price you pay for being the next Matt Drudge, Slateboy.

Count Zarth
03-26-2005, 06:51 PM
The one with Paul Stanley?

The one released this year...whichever that is.

|Zach|
03-26-2005, 06:51 PM
That's the price you pay for being the next Matt Drudge, Slateboy.
ZachDrudge.com

Rausch
03-26-2005, 06:54 PM
Does Gaz know you're breaking out the Tequilla Rose?

That's the plan, liquor her up and get some Gaz...

Bowser
03-26-2005, 06:56 PM
The one released this year...whichever that is.
The joke is here.



























You are here.


:D

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 07:02 PM
The joke is here.



























You are here.


:D
Reminds me of a funny cartoon I once saw. You know how when you go to the shopping malls and they have those directories that say, "You are here" and its marked with a red X? This cartoon had a guy, washed up on the shore of some remote island, staring at a directory with red Xs all over it. The sign read:

Welcome to Leper Island. You are here. Here. Here. And probably here too.

Count Zarth
03-26-2005, 07:06 PM
Ah, so that's who Paul Stanley is.

I still don't get the joke. Maybe it wasn't very funny?

Bowser
03-26-2005, 07:08 PM
Ah, so that's who Paul Stanley is.

I still don't get the joke. Maybe it wasn't very funny?

It wasn't, and it got less funny with you having to research it, just to find out it wasn't very funny to start with........

:)

Bowser
03-26-2005, 07:10 PM
You know who is conspicuous by his abscence on a Saturday night?


*Dramatic pause*


keg in kc

Pants
03-26-2005, 07:12 PM
Well, I'm back in Lawrence and it looks like it's desreted. If it wasn't for the games, this might have ended up a shitty ass boring night.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 07:13 PM
You know who is conspicuous by his abscence on a Saturday night?


*Dramatic pause*


keg in kc
My God! You're right! I wonder if ... if keg ... *shocked noise leaves mouth at the prospect of keg having a date with a female*

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh ... couldnt be.

Rausch
03-26-2005, 07:17 PM
My God! You're right! I wonder if ... if keg ... *shocked noise leaves mouth at the prospect of keg having a date with a female*

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh ... couldnt be.

My guess is passed out, but he might be at the video store...

Bowser
03-26-2005, 07:21 PM
My guess is passed out, but he might be at the video store...

He should just grow some patience, and wait up for Skinemax. I've also heard that the 'net has free porn somewhere, but I wouldn't know anything about that........

Rausch
03-26-2005, 07:45 PM
He should just grow some patience, and wait up for Skinemax. I've also heard that the 'net has free porn somewhere, but I wouldn't know anything about that........

The playboy channel's only $15 a month, but I never watched it enough to justify spending the cash. I'm either at work, school, doing homework, or on here...

chiefs4me
03-26-2005, 07:46 PM
I don't think keg is on a date.....whoever said passed out might have it right. But maybe he is just taking a break and writing.

Rausch
03-26-2005, 07:48 PM
I don't think keg is on a date.....whoever said passed out might have it right. But maybe he is just taking a break and writing.

He could be writing about going out on a date and then passing out...

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 08:38 PM
How the hell did my name come up? Brad was right; I was passed out. Not drunk passed out, though, exhausted passed out. I'm going to write tonight. Eventually. There's better odds of one of you winning powerball, surviving a lightning strike and seeing the Loch Ness Monster all on the same day than there is of me deciding to go out.

Frazod
03-26-2005, 08:40 PM
Probably in for the night. The wife got her karaoke last night, so she's happy.

We had the neighbors over for dinner earlier - I cooked my famous chocolate chicken.

Count Zarth
03-26-2005, 08:46 PM
How the hell did my name come up? Brad was right; I was passed out. Not drunk passed out, though, exhausted passed out. I'm going to write tonight. Eventually. There's better odds of one of you winning powerball, surviving a lightning strike and seeing the Loch Ness Monster all on the same day than there is of me deciding to go out.

What are you writing, exactly? Penning some great work of fiction in the hopes that it gets published?

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 08:49 PM
How the hell did my name come up? Brad was right; I was passed out. Not drunk passed out, though, exhausted passed out. I'm going to write tonight. Eventually. There's better odds of one of you winning powerball, surviving a lightning strike and seeing the Loch Ness Monster all on the same day than there is of me deciding to go out.
OMG! I WON!
http://www.louisianalottery.com/nuk/client_images/James%20Rife%20(web%20copy).JPG

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
http://img194.exs.cx/img194/3483/lightningbolted4ra.gif

LOOK!
http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/cz/surgeon.jpg

Now get out of the damn house keg!!!!

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 08:55 PM
What are you writing, exactly? Penning some great work of fiction in the hopes that it gets published?Nothing specific right now. My immediate focus is on getting myself into the habit of writing every day. Self-motivation has never been a strong suit. Tonight, I'm just brainstorming and free writing. I have a few short stories in the works that I might look at later. I've also done some preliminary work on the framework of a novel, but I don't anticipate starting that project in earnest for a few more weeks.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 08:56 PM
Now get out of the damn house keg!!!!Why?

Count Zarth
03-26-2005, 08:57 PM
OMG! I WON!
http://www.louisianalottery.com/nuk/client_images/James%20Rife%20(web%20copy).JPG

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
http://img194.exs.cx/img194/3483/lightningbolted4ra.gif

LOOK!
http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/cz/surgeon.jpg

Now get out of the damn house keg!!!!

The last one is a hoax, so keg's stayin' in.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 09:11 PM
The last one is a hoax, so keg's stayin' in.
Prove it. :p

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 09:14 PM
Maybe it is real. I've changed my mind, I'm going to go out and see an old friend. Her name's Wendy. She's going to make me a cheeseburger.

Jenny Gump
03-26-2005, 09:15 PM
Maybe it is real. I've changed my mind, I'm going to go out and see an old friend. Her name's Wendy. She's going to make me a cheeseburger.

I hear she makes a truly amazing chili too.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 09:16 PM
I hear she makes a truly amazing chili too.Yeah, there's something about it. I just can't quite put my finger on it.

Jenny Gump
03-26-2005, 09:18 PM
Yeah, there's something about it. I just can't quite put my finger on it.

Boy, that's even funnier the 7th time around. Kind of like a gochief's banning.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 09:19 PM
Dont order the chicken fingers! :shake:

Chiefs Pantalones
03-26-2005, 09:21 PM
I asked this chick if she wanted to hang out sometime on Monday, she said yes, she said "you going to give me your number?" I said yeah, oops, I proceed to give her my number. I did.

She asked for my number, and yet she doesn't call me back. It's been a week. LOL! First time that's ever happened. It's probably due to nerves on her part, or maybe I should've got her number, I know how a lot of girls think it's the guys job to ask them for their number and call them. I've had girls ask for my number, including this one, and they've called me in less than two days. So this one has gone different. Oh well, lol! Kind of odd, though. Here's my number, but don't call me, LOL.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 09:21 PM
Boy, that's even funnier the 7th time around. Kind of like a gochief's banning.I know you're old enough to be my grandmother, but I don't appreciate being called "boy". :harumph:

I'll let it go this time.Dont order the chicken fingers! :shake:I love their chicken fingers.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 09:23 PM
She asked for my number, and yet she doesn't call me back. It's been a week. LOL! First time that's ever happened. It's probably due to nerves on her part
Yeah. It's nerves. ROFL Keep tellin' yourself that, stud muffin.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 09:25 PM
It's probably due to nerves on her part, or maybe I should've got her numberShe thinks you're a dork, so she headed you off at the pass. Got your number so she wouldn't have to give you hers.

Jenny Gump
03-26-2005, 09:26 PM
I know you're old enough to be my grandmother, but I don't appreciate being called "boy". :harumph:

I'll let it go this time.I love their chicken fingers.

Yeah, and you're big enough to be my last three boyfriends...but it's all good.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 09:27 PM
Yeah, and you're big enough to be my last three boyfriends...but it's all good.
Direct hit on the convoy!

Gump -1
keg - 0

Chiefs Pantalones
03-26-2005, 09:28 PM
No way, guys. This is actually the first time I haven't been called back. It's new to me. So that's why I think it's nerves. I'm not real concerned about it, I think it's funny.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 09:29 PM
Yeah, and you're big enough to be my last three boyfriends...but it's all good.Hey now. Don't believe everything you read. Three boyfriends? No. Two boyfriends? Yeah, probably. I mean, it's not really a foot long.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 09:29 PM
No way, guys. This is actually the first time I haven't been called back. It's new to me. So that's why I think it's nerves. I'm not real concerned about it, I think it's funny.
We think it's funny too! :D

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 09:32 PM
Hey now. Don't believe everything you read. Three boyfriends? No. Two boyfriends? Yeah, probably. I mean, it's not really a foot long.
Forget it keg. Jenny has already stated in another thread that she only gets wet for Seth Bullock.

Jenny Gump
03-26-2005, 09:33 PM
Hey now. Don't believe everything you read. Three boyfriends? No. Two boyfriends? Yeah, probably. I mean, it's not really a foot long.

Oh I see. Next thing you are gonna try telling us is that some girl asked for your number but never called you.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 09:37 PM
Forget it keg. Jenny has already stated in another thread that she only gets wet for Seth Bullock.It's okay, I'm the same way about women. Except for the whole, you know, bisexual part. I don't think anybody on earth interests me right now. It's kind of weird, actually. I don't even look at porn anymore.Oh I see. Next thing you are gonna try telling us is that some girl asked for your number but never called you.If I began that story, the punchline would be that she didn't call me because I gave her the number for the Chinese place down the block.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-26-2005, 09:38 PM
We think it's funny too! :D

I have seen this girl every Monday for the last two years, so I don't think she blew me off. She's nervous.

She's scared of the king. ROFL

stevieray
03-26-2005, 09:48 PM
I have seen this girl every Monday for the last two years, so I don't think she blew me off. She's nervous.

She's scared of the king. ROFL


ROFL

I'd almost bet money she's out, while you're here talking about her.

luv
03-26-2005, 09:50 PM
I asked this chick if she wanted to hang out sometime on Monday, she said yes, she said "you going to give me your number?" I said yeah, oops, I proceed to give her my number. I did.

She asked for my number, and yet she doesn't call me back. It's been a week. LOL! First time that's ever happened. It's probably due to nerves on her part, or maybe I should've got her number, I know how a lot of girls think it's the guys job to ask them for their number and call them. I've had girls ask for my number, including this one, and they've called me in less than two days. So this one has gone different. Oh well, lol! Kind of odd, though. Here's my number, but don't call me, LOL.


Or it could be the fact that she stopped, began thinking, and wondered why you would aske her out and forget to giver her your number. That, and if you're asking someone out, shouldn't you ask for their number? I haven't dated in. . .well. . .okay, so I've never really dated that much. I could have the whole thought process wrong.

luv
03-26-2005, 09:53 PM
And hey! Just woke up. I hate being sick, but it felt good to finally get some sleep. And no more talk about Wendy's plz. I am sooooo hungry, there's next to no food in my apartment, and I 'm not getting out. How is everyone's night going so far?

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 09:54 PM
I haven't dated in. . .well. . .okay, so I've never really dated that much.
And why is that?

- 4th
*just curious*

Chiefs Pantalones
03-26-2005, 09:58 PM
ROFL

I'd almost bet money she's out, while you're here talking about her.

Don't care if she is "out." :) And I doubt that she's out of the running, if so, wow...I'm shocked.

I was "out" already tonight. I always get home this early on Saturday nights, though, because of church. Friday nights are my night for all night mingling (is that a word?).

luv
03-26-2005, 10:01 PM
And why is that?

- 4th
*just curious*


I seem to attract the guys who can't find girlfriends for obvious reasons. That, or no one ever asks.

ChiTown
03-26-2005, 10:03 PM
Plans?

Just got home from Colorado after a week of skiiing. The 11 hour drive basically called for an evening of Jack Daniels and some potato chips whilst vegging in front of the tube and computer.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:04 PM
Plans?

Just got home from Colorado after a week of skiiing. The 11 hour drive basically called for an evening of Jack Daniels and some potato chips whilst vegging in front of the tube and computer.


Is your hand getting tired yet?

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:05 PM
Alright, I've gotten myself cleaned up and I'm heading out to Wend-err, uh, I'm, ah, heading out to check my mail.

ChiTown
03-26-2005, 10:06 PM
Is your hand getting tired yet?

LOL

Yes, and I could sure use some help ;)

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:07 PM
Self-motivation has never been a strong suitPosted more than an hour ago. I'm a damned prophet.

Time to turn the computer off and get my ass in gear. Eventually.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:07 PM
LOL

Yes, and I could sure use some help ;)


:hmmm: Got a dog? I hear they like bones. ;)

Chiefs Pantalones
03-26-2005, 10:12 PM
Or it could be the fact that she stopped, began thinking, and wondered why you would aske her out and forget to giver her your number. That, and if you're asking someone out, shouldn't you ask for their number? I haven't dated in. . .well. . .okay, so I've never really dated that much. I could have the whole thought process wrong.

You should get back in the game. It's fun. Even though most of you girls choose to actually play it like it is just that...A GAME. Just to drive us nuts. ROFL

luv
03-26-2005, 10:13 PM
Okay, at first I thought it was an Herbal Essence commercial coming from the tv in the living room, but I think the guy that lives above me might be getting some. . .lovin'.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:14 PM
You should get back in the game. It's fun. Even though most of you girls choose to actually play it like it is just that...A GAME. Just to drive us nuts. ROFL


Getting too old for games. That, plus I keep having to ask friends to explain the rules to me.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:15 PM
Okay, at first I thought it was an Herbal Essence commercial coming from the tv in the living room, but I think the guy that lives above me might be getting some. . .lovin'.


Definately the latter. . .he needs to get a quieter bed. Mine squeaks a little, but not that much. I wonder how well they can hear me? :hmmm:

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:15 PM
Okay, at first I thought it was an Herbal Essence commercial coming from the tv in the living room, but I think the guy that lives above me might be getting some. . .lovin'.That or he likes his porn turned up to eleven.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:15 PM
I seem to attract the guys who can't find girlfriends for obvious reasons. That, or no one ever asks.
No one ever asks? Thats too bad. You seem bright and witty to me.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:17 PM
No one ever asks? Thats too bad. You seem bright and witty to me.


Yeah, I don't think personality is the problem. But enough about analyzing my lovelife (or lack thereof).

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:18 PM
I wonder how well they can hear me? :hmmm:
Yes I can. Please keep it down.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:19 PM
So, anything good on TV? How about the weather? Gonna be 55 and sunny tomorrow!



(okay, okay, I'm not so good at this 'bringing up the mood' thing)

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:21 PM
Yeah, I don't think personality is the problem. But enough about analyzing my lovelife (or lack thereof).
I see insecurity about ones weight ratio written all over that reply but as you said, enough of that.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:22 PM
So, anything good on TV? How about the weather? Gonna be 55 and sunny tomorrow!



(okay, okay, I'm not so good at this 'bringing up the mood' thing)
I think my neighbor is probably in a great mood. And I'm allowed to be down and depressed, cranky, whiney, and b1tchy. I'm sick. :p

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:22 PM
Getting too old for games. That, plus I keep having to ask friends to explain the rules to me.Rules? Ain't no rules. You're the woman. You get to make shit up as you go.

JazzzLovr
03-26-2005, 10:23 PM
I seem to attract the guys who can't find girlfriends for obvious reasons....

With a name like "luv2rite" and that kind of a history, I just have to ask if anyone has formally introduced you to keg in kc yet....






keg is probably wishing I would go back to staying away from ChiefsPlanet again. o:-)

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:23 PM
And I'm allowed to be down and depressed, cranky, whiney, and b1tchy. I'm sick.It doesn't work that way. :harumph:

You'll get better faster if you elevate your mood. Think happy thoughts.

JazzzLovr
03-26-2005, 10:25 PM
It doesn't work that way. :harumph:

You'll get better faster if you elevate your mood. Think happy thoughts.

:spock: Who the hell are you and what did you do with Kyle?


:D

luv
03-26-2005, 10:25 PM
With a name like "luv2rite" and that kind of a history, I just have to ask if anyone has formally introduced you to keg in kc yet....






keg is probably wishing I would go back to staying away from ChiefsPlanet again. o:-)


Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch. . .

Nothing against keg, but pleaze no matchmaking.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-26-2005, 10:25 PM
If a guy tells you he'll take you to the candy shop, and let you lick the lolipop, then that means he likes you.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:26 PM
With a name like "luv2rite" and that kind of a history, I just have to ask if anyone has formally introduced you to keg in kc yet....Oh, that's exactly what she needs. Someone like me to elevate her opinion of men in general.

ROFL :LOL: ROFL

She'd probably want to head to a nunnery after anything I have to say.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:28 PM
If a guy tells you he'll take you to the candy shot, and let you lick the lolipop, then that means he likes you.
I know the song, have the song. . .
No one will ever say that to me. . .have I mentioned next subject plz? lol

Mr. Kotter
03-26-2005, 10:28 PM
...Nothing against keg, but pleaze no matchmaking.

Pssst! keg's (Kyle's) nickname is "tripod"....heh. You might reconsider. :thumb:

KS Smitty
03-26-2005, 10:29 PM
Sorry you're not feeling well luv2rite. We're pretty much homebodies anyway. Finally watched Passion of the Christ tonite, Mr. Smitty also has a cold bug so I'm here to keep my snoring (I really don't :harumph: ) from bothering him while he's asleep.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:30 PM
Apparently you guys haven't caught on to the whole "keg isn't interested in women anymore" vibe that I've been telegraphing for the last, oh, I don't know...FOUR YEARS.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:31 PM
Pssst! keg's (Kyle's) nickname is "tripod"....heh. You might reconsider. :thumb:


See? He'd be too much for me to handle anyway. . .

Sooo. . .ummmmm. . .anyway. ..

JazzzLovr
03-26-2005, 10:31 PM
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch. . .

Nothing against keg, but pleaze no matchmaking.

I wasn't serious. He's a good guy, but I was mostly just trying to get a reaction out of him on that one. He wouldn't have taken me up on it anyway, regardless of who I was pairing him up with. :)

KS Smitty
03-26-2005, 10:32 PM
Oh, that's exactly what she needs. Someone like me to elevate her opinion of men in general.

ROFL :LOL: ROFL

She'd probably want to head to a nunnery after anything I have to say.


Glad to see you're still as egotistical as ever. :)

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:32 PM
He'd be too much for me to handle anyway. . .Now that I wouldn't argue with.

JazzzLovr
03-26-2005, 10:32 PM
Apparently you guys haven't caught on to the whole "keg isn't interested in women anymore" vibe that I've been telegraphing for the last, oh, I don't know...FOUR YEARS.

You might wanna rephrase that just a bit.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:33 PM
Apparently you guys haven't caught on to the whole "keg isn't interested in women anymore" vibe that I've been telegraphing for the last, oh, I don't know...FOUR YEARS.
Has anyone introduced you to gochiefs?

*running like hell now*

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:33 PM
Glad to see you're still as egostistical as ever. I've been called a lot of things in my day, but never "egostistical".

luv
03-26-2005, 10:34 PM
Sorry you're not feeling well luv2rite. We're pretty much homebodies anyway. Finally watched Passion of the Christ tonite, Mr. Smitty also has a cold bug so I'm here to keep my snoring (I really don't :harumph: ) from bothering him while he's asleep.

Thank you. It's worse at night, so I'm thinking the recliner has my name on it for the third straight night.

Passion of the Christ was an excellent movie.

I snore. Probably loud and and funny sounding too. . .sinuses. I drool too. Don't know how attractive that is. . .lol.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-26-2005, 10:35 PM
I wasn't serious. He's a good guy, but I was mostly just trying to get a reaction out of him on that one. He wouldn't have taken me up on it anyway, regardless of who I was pairing him up with. :)

I heard he eats children. :)

luv
03-26-2005, 10:35 PM
Has anyone introduced you to gochiefs?

*running like hell now*
ROFL

Mr. Kotter
03-26-2005, 10:36 PM
You might wanna rephrase that just a bit.

I've noticed he and DC have been 'absent' from the board during the same times of late.... :hmmm:

ChiTown
03-26-2005, 10:36 PM
I snore. Probably loud and and funny sounding too. . .sinuses. I drool too. Don't know how attractive that is. . .lol.

There went your chances for a set-up on ChiefsPlanet....... :p

get well.

KS Smitty
03-26-2005, 10:36 PM
I've been called a lot of things in my day, but never "egostistical".

:banghead: I fixed it, but not fast enough for the resident author it seems. :deevee:

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:37 PM
You might wanna rephrase that just a bit.Nah. I shouldn't even need to say I'm not interested in men. Although maybe I do tonight. Apparently the short bussers are online.Has anyone introduced you to gochiefs?I am gochiefs. Except that I'm older, more bitter, I've actually had sex with a woman and I've never done anything that warranted banning. But I even defend him sometimes, because I see certain...similarities in philosophy.

But only sometimes.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:38 PM
There went your chances for a set-up on ChiefsPlanet....... :p

get well.


From what I've heard about y'all, CP is the last place I would come to get set up. . . :p

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:38 PM
I fixed it, but not fast enough for the resident author it seems.One of these days I'm going to earn that title.

Mr. Kotter
03-26-2005, 10:38 PM
...I snore. Probably loud and and funny sounding too. . .sinuses. I drool too. Don't know how attractive that is. . .lol.

Damn! Terri Shiavo, on CP! SEEEE.....she IS still alive! And the state is tryin' to kill her.... :shake:

Although I admit posting on the Planet isn't necessarily "proof" of that fact. :hmmm:

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:38 PM
From what I've heard about y'all, CP is the last place I would come to get set up. . . I wouldn't argue with that, either.

KS Smitty
03-26-2005, 10:40 PM
Thank you. It's worse at night, so I'm thinking the recliner has my name on it for the third straight night.

Passion of the Christ was an excellent movie.

I snore. Probably loud and and funny sounding too. . .sinuses. I drool too. Don't know how attractive that is. . .lol.

Kipp has been sleeping sitting up the last few nights too.

Agreed on the movie.

I don't just snore, I evidently make other strange noises too (when I'm asleep for all you pervs out there). I never here it myself :shrug: ;)

luv
03-26-2005, 10:42 PM
I don't just snore, I evidently make other strange noises too (when I'm asleep for all you pervs out there). I never here it myself :shrug: ;)

And your neighbors thought you were hoarding farm animals in your house. . .jk.

Mr. Kotter
03-26-2005, 10:42 PM
Kipp has been sleeping sitting up the last few nights too...

You and beer me got together after 37Forever, eh? Damn....I didn't know that.... :hmmm:

What's happened to POPpystar?

;)

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:43 PM
I don't just snore, I evidently make other strange noises too (when I'm asleep for all you pervs out there). I never here it myself Ahh, wedded bliss. How I miss my ex-wife's snoring, drooling, kicking, arm-swinging, nighttime body odor and ,the coup de gras for me,...farting.

God it's good to sleep alone.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:43 PM
Heres some things for you in your time of need luv.

A hot bowl of chicken noodle soup. (crackers are optional)
http://atkins.com/img/assets/666/chicken_noodle_soup_172x189.jpg

Some 7-Up to drink.
http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4988331/SC-7UP.jpg

A box of Kleenex.
http://www.lasurplus.com/Paper_Products/kleenex.jpg

A pillow.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/collegefanfare_1837_23931658

And a blankie.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/collegefanfare_1837_196162359

Get well soon.

ChiTown
03-26-2005, 10:46 PM
Ahh, wedded bliss. How I miss my ex-wife's snoring, drooling, kicking, arm-swinging, nighttime body odor and ,the coup de gras for me,...farting.

God it's good to sleep alone.


geezus. what'd you marry, a farm animal? wow!

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:47 PM
Yeah, get well soon. But skip the 7up. That's some nasty shit. Go for Ginger Ale. Or, even better, plain old water.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:48 PM
Heres some things for you in your time of need luv.



Get well soon.

THANK YOU!!!

I broke down and called my mom at 7:30 this morning. Sometimes ya just need reinforcements. She brought over 3 cans of chicken noodle soup, some Hall's, some chamomille tea, hot chocolate, and Aleve. She didn't stay and clean my apartment like I thought she would though. Oh well, guess you can't have it all. You can keep the kleenex, it's all in my throat and lungs.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:48 PM
geezus. what'd you marry, a farm animal? wow!She was a (w)hor(e)se. .

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:49 PM
Yeah, get well soon. But skip the 7up. That's some nasty shit. Go for Ginger Ale. Or, even better, plain old water.
I recommend water as well because it's the universal solvent, but most people say, "Water? Yuck!" so I went with the old standard from my childhood.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:49 PM
Yeah, get well soon. But skip the 7up. That's some nasty shit. Go for Ginger Ale. Or, even better, plain old water.
Funny, my mom called me later this evening to see how I've been doing. She apologized for forgetting the 7-up when she stopped. Told me to drink lots of water. Does Dr Pepper have water in it? If I add ice?

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:52 PM
You can keep the kleenex, it's all in my throat and lungs.
You need a respiratory therapist and some Xopenex.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:52 PM
Funny, my mom called me later this evening to see how I've been doing. She apologized for forgetting the 7-up when she stopped. Told me to drink lots of water. Does Dr Pepper have water in it? If I add ice?Drink water. Soda actually dehydrates.

Mmmm, Dr Pepper. I don't think Wendy's has Dr. Pepper, though, so I'm probably stuck with Root Beer. Although at this rate, I won't make it to Wendy's before close, so I'll end up at McDonalds. They've got it I think.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:52 PM
All this damned soup and hot chocolate. . .i have peed twice as much today as I normally do. . .is that tmi?

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:53 PM
Funny, my mom called me later this evening to see how I've been doing. She apologized for forgetting the 7-up when she stopped. Told me to drink lots of water. Does Dr Pepper have water in it? If I add ice?
Dont drink soda pop! :shake:

All that sugar and caramel wont do anything to help your cough or clear your throat.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:54 PM
Peeing's good.

luv
03-26-2005, 10:54 PM
Drink water. Soda actually dehydrates.

Mmmm, Dr Pepper. I don't think Wendy's has Dr. Pepper, though, so I'm probably stuck with Root Beer.


They serve it here. And that place I said not to mention closes in just over an hour here, don't know about there. I'd get my butt up and outta there sometime soon.

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 10:54 PM
All this damned soup and hot chocolate. . .i have peed twice as much today as I normally do. . .is that tmi?
I can see she hasnt seen all the poop threads yet.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:54 PM
They serve it here. And that place I said not to mention closes in just over an hour here, don't know about there. I'd get my butt up and outta there sometime soon.I'm in the middle of an episode of Carnivale and can't pull myself away.

ChiTown
03-26-2005, 10:55 PM
All this damned soup and hot chocolate. . .i have peed twice as much today as I normally do. . .is that tmi?

skip the hot chocolate and go with green tea.

ChiTown
03-26-2005, 10:56 PM
Penis is good.

Man, we need to get you out more often ;)

Chiefs Pantalones
03-26-2005, 10:57 PM
Heres some things for you in your time of need luv.

A hot bowl of chicken noodle soup. (crackers are optional)
http://atkins.com/img/assets/666/chicken_noodle_soup_172x189.jpg

Some 7-Up to drink.
http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4988331/SC-7UP.jpg

A box of Kleenex.
http://www.lasurplus.com/Paper_Products/kleenex.jpg

A pillow.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/collegefanfare_1837_23931658

And a blankie.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/collegefanfare_1837_196162359

Get well soon.

And based on what we've learned tonight, this wouldn't hurt...hehe

http://www.mydot.co.uk/assets/travel/dildo-sm.jpg

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:57 PM
Man, we need to get you out more oftenSorry to disappoint, man, but I don't swing that way. Don't worry though, you'll find what you're looking for eventually.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 10:57 PM
Oh, damn, Cody, that's almost rep worthy. ROFL

ChiTown
03-26-2005, 10:59 PM
Sorry to disappoint, man, but I don't swing that way. Don't worry though, you'll find what you're looking for eventually.

I've found her already. The great thing is, she doesn't have a penis.....

tk13
03-26-2005, 11:00 PM
And based on what we've learned tonight, this wouldn't hurt...hehe

http://www.mydot.co.uk/assets/travel/dildo-sm.jpg
A Darth Vader Pez-Dispenser?! Wow! Star Wars geeks everywhere just busted a nut.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:00 PM
I've found her already. The great thing is, she doesn't have a penis.....I'm going to assume that's not her only positive. ROFL

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:00 PM
A Darth Vader Pez-Dispenser?! Wow! Star Wars geeks everywhere just busted a nut.ROFL

luv
03-26-2005, 11:01 PM
And based on what we've learned tonight, this wouldn't hurt...hehe

http://www.mydot.co.uk/assets/travel/dildo-sm.jpg


I think that helps almost everything, but it would be kinda hard to use while hacking and coughing. Ya know, real is better than imitation, even if the imitation does neat stuff. I didn't just type that, did I?

ChiTown
03-26-2005, 11:02 PM
I'm going to assume that's not her only positive. ROFL

baby steps, keg, baby steps......

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:05 PM
I think that helps almost everything, but it would be kinda hard to use while hacking and coughing. Ya know, real is better than imitation, even if the imitation does neat stuff. I didn't just type that, did I?I think this is probably a good time for me to get up and go to Wendy's, before I turn into nastykeg.

Okay, nastierkeg, since I'm always nasty to begin with.

luv
03-26-2005, 11:10 PM
I think this is probably a good time for me to get up and go to Wendy's, before I turn into nastykeg.

Okay, nastierkeg, since I'm always nasty to begin with.


Sure run to my friend Wendy when the conversation goes south. :p

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:13 PM
Sure run to my friend Wendy when the conversation goes south.I always go for the sure thing. Wendy's dependable, reliable. I always know she'll give me what I want. Satisfaction.

And at a reasonable price!

4th and Long
03-26-2005, 11:16 PM
I know, real is better than imitation, even if the imitation does neat stuff. I didn't just type that, did I?
Words you don't want to hear during sex, "OK. Now make it vibrate!"
:eek:
And yes, you just typed that.

KS Smitty
03-26-2005, 11:16 PM
I always go for the sure thing. Wendy's dependable, reliable. I always know she'll give me what I want. Satisfaction.

And at a reasonable price!

Don't forget hot and juicy.

luv
03-26-2005, 11:17 PM
Don't forget hot and juicy.
And always prepared fresh when you order it.

luv
03-26-2005, 11:18 PM
Words you don't want to hear during sex, "OK. Now make it vibrate!"
:eek:
And yes, you just typed that.
ROFL

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:37 PM
Oh, woe is me. I'm heartbroken again. I get to Wendy's only to find that she's serving a whole line of men, like some kind of lewd whore train. Why must I always pick the wrong woman?

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:40 PM
Words you don't want to hear during sex, "OK. Now make it vibrate!".I didn't expect you to be so straight-laced.

I can think of more than a few different ways that statement could apply to a sexual encounter. :hmmm:

luv
03-26-2005, 11:41 PM
Oh, woe is me. I'm heartbroken again. I get to Wendy's only to find that she's serving a whole line of men, like some kind of lewd whore train. Why must I always pick the wrong woman?


Pure talent

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:42 PM
That must be it.

luv
03-26-2005, 11:42 PM
Oh, woe is me. I'm heartbroken again. I get to Wendy's only to find that she's serving a whole line of men, like some kind of lewd whore train. Why must I always pick the wrong woman?



I'll bet you still got what you wanted.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:43 PM
Yes, but it's left me feeling empty inside. I thought I was special, not just another guy with a wallet.

luv
03-26-2005, 11:45 PM
Yes, but it's left me feeling empty inside. I thought I was special, not just another guy with a wallet.


You'll get over it. Cheat on her next time and go to the Dairy Queen.

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:47 PM
You'll get over it. Cheat on her next time and go to the Dairy Queen.No, it's over. I'm never eating fast food again. I've learned my lession.

luv
03-26-2005, 11:52 PM
I gave in and had a Dr Pepper. It actually helped the coughing fit I was having. I guess my body just yearns for it.

KS Smitty
03-26-2005, 11:52 PM
No, it's over. I'm never eating fast food again. I've learned my lession.

Do you get those from STD's? :p

keg in kc
03-26-2005, 11:54 PM
Do you get those from STD's?Not that I've seen so far. Err, I mean. Yeah, uh. Hmm.I gave in and had a Dr Pepper. It actually helped the coughing fit I was having. I guess my body just yearns for it.Well, sometimes your body craves stuff for a reason. If it made you feel better, then good.

ClevelandBronco
12-11-2009, 02:11 PM
Damn random post thread.

luv
12-11-2009, 04:30 PM
Wow. I wonder who came into town over 4.5 years ago.

Chocolate Hog
12-11-2009, 04:33 PM
Wow. I wonder who came into town over 4.5 years ago.

A younger Luv?

boogblaster
12-11-2009, 06:33 PM
Friday nite here, guess I'll bang the school-teacher ... wait till tomorrow too see if she comes bak for seconds ................

BigMeatballDave
12-11-2009, 06:44 PM
Funny. I didnt notice this was an old thread at first and figured Luv was already drunk...

bevischief
12-12-2009, 09:21 AM
ROFL

Lumpy
12-12-2009, 09:39 AM
ROFL

ROFL

KChiefs1
12-12-2009, 12:56 PM
luv needs Love.

Fairplay
12-13-2009, 10:47 AM
:LOL: