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Dr. Facebook Fever
03-28-2005, 04:18 PM
...cause they were just too damn hard to dribble being all hairy like that.

siberian khatru
03-28-2005, 04:19 PM
I bet they looked exactly like Piscosis' head. Only more wrinkled, seeing as how Psi is but a wee lad.

Count Alex's Losses
03-28-2005, 04:20 PM
BIG_FAGGY won't like this thread.

Lzen
03-28-2005, 04:22 PM
...cause they were just too damn hard to dribble being all hairy like that.

Did you have to use a magnifying glass?








Sry, couldn't resist. :p

Count Alex's Losses
03-28-2005, 04:24 PM
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly
suggest you try it.

tk13
03-28-2005, 04:24 PM
http://images.ibsys.com/sh/entertainment/images/Screengrabs/bobbarker916.jpg

This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population, have your beer me spayed or neutered.

Beatlemanu
03-28-2005, 04:25 PM
...cause they were just too damn hard to dribble being all hairy like that.

This is what I thought that other guy was talking about with his "I just cut my afro thread"...

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-28-2005, 04:26 PM
http://images.ibsys.com/sh/entertainment/images/Screengrabs/bobbarker916.jpg

This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population, have your beer me spayed or neutered.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

post of the year!

chiefs4me
03-28-2005, 04:32 PM
To much info ......:eek:

BIG_DADDY
03-28-2005, 04:34 PM
Was there anything there after you removed the hair?

Skip Towne
03-28-2005, 04:37 PM
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly
suggest you try it.
You should know, meatpeeker.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-28-2005, 04:40 PM
Was there anything there after you removed the hair?
uh.........yea........ hairless balls.....

Katipan
03-28-2005, 04:40 PM
On behalf of all women everywhere, I thank you.

chiefs4me
03-28-2005, 04:44 PM
On behalf of all women everywhere, I thank you.


Well maybe not all........:)

Katipan
03-28-2005, 04:46 PM
It's still a nice gesture. :p

Count Alex's Losses
03-28-2005, 04:52 PM
What did you shave 'em with?

siberian khatru
03-28-2005, 04:53 PM
What did you shave 'em with?

He probably cheated and Nair-ed them.

ChiTown
03-28-2005, 04:53 PM
What did you shave 'em with?


A rusty razor, what else would he use?

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-28-2005, 04:54 PM
What did you shave 'em with?
a ball shaver...duh.

Pants
03-28-2005, 04:57 PM
I hate shaving my balls, but this girl was always giving me shit for dingleberries when rimming me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-28-2005, 05:00 PM
I hate shaving my balls, but this girl was always giving me shit for dingleberries when rimming me.
ROFL

That's mighty kind of you to do that for her.

Spott
03-28-2005, 05:04 PM
I had to do that once a few years ago before I got a vasectomy. It sure itched a bunch growing back.

ChiefsFire
03-28-2005, 05:24 PM
i prefer to wax mine much much smoother

wanna feel??

Tuckdaddy
03-28-2005, 06:07 PM
That's a little more than we needed to know.

Mr. Laz
03-28-2005, 06:07 PM
you all are deviants ... and need to attend more church or republicanRus meetings.

Ari Chi3fs
03-28-2005, 06:54 PM
:spock:

4th and Long
03-28-2005, 06:58 PM
Bald is beautiful. ;)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really fuzzy,
waz he?

whoman69
03-28-2005, 07:07 PM
shouldn't it only take you half as long since you only have one ball?

ChiefsFire
03-28-2005, 07:10 PM
shouldn't it only take you half as long since you only have one ball?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a uninut????? :shake:

TNTEICHER
03-28-2005, 07:10 PM
He probably cheated and Nair-ed them.

I have to tell you from personal experience that you don't want to do that. Used it before my Vasectomy. BIG MISTAKE. 1st degree burn. :deevee:

Judge Smails
03-28-2005, 07:45 PM
He probably cheated and Nair-ed them.


I tried to Nair mine once. Left the stuff on too long and scorched my sac. Good thing I never got laid ever.

badgirl
03-28-2005, 09:17 PM
hmmmmm, I really thought this thread was about something else. :banghead:

Phobia
03-28-2005, 09:48 PM
Holy shit, I thought I shared shocking facts on this site.

I didn't shave my balls yesterday but I do keep that whole area nice.

There's nothing quite like your balls being fondled/scratched during head after they've just been shaved.

ChiefsFire
03-28-2005, 10:05 PM
i find having my whoha shaved makes my ass look smaller

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:07 PM
Holy shit, I thought I shared shocking facts on this site.

I didn't shave my balls yesterday but I do keep that whole area nice.

There's nothing quite like your balls being fondled/scratched during head after they've just been shaved.
:p


ROFL

ChiefsFire
03-28-2005, 10:08 PM
how come none of the ladies are sharing their shaved stories??????????

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:10 PM
how come none of the ladies are sharing their shaved stories??????????
I have before in another thread a while back. :p

ChiefsFire
03-28-2005, 10:12 PM
I have before in another thread a while back. :p
link?? NOW

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:14 PM
link?? NOW
I don't have the link, it was a highjacked thread where we ended up talking about women shaving....maby someone else knows, with the rep the way it is now it would be hard to find anyway....but FYI yes I shave.

whoman69
03-28-2005, 10:22 PM
I don't have the link, it was a highjacked thread where we ended up talking about women shaving....maby someone else knows, with the rep the way it is now it would be hard to find anyway....but FYI yes I shave.
This post is worthless without pics.

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:25 PM
This post is worthless without pics.
If I put pics of that I beleive it would be put on another site ROFL ROFL



Plus Stumppy wouldn't appreciate that :p

Chiefs Pantalones
03-28-2005, 10:30 PM
If you shave your balls, they will come...

ENDelt260
03-28-2005, 10:38 PM
There's nothing quite like your balls being fondled/scratched during head after they've just been shaved.

Or licked. My major motivation for reducing hair in that region is the extra attention I receive from tongues as a direct result.

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:41 PM
Or licked. My major motivation for reducing hair in that region is the extra attention I receive from tongues as a direct result.
I really don't need to hear this I have been out of town for a while and I am in desperate need of some sex..... and have 3 days to go. :banghead:

ChiefsFire
03-28-2005, 10:46 PM
I really don't need to hear this I have been out of town for a while and I am in desperate need of some sex..... and have 3 days to go. :banghead:
surely theres a 7-11 close where you can purchase some batteries

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:47 PM
surely theres a 7-11 close where you can purchase some batteries
uh, yea :spock:

Chiefs Pantalones
03-28-2005, 10:48 PM
I really don't need to hear this I have been out of town for a while and I am in desperate need of some sex..... and have 3 days to go. :banghead:

If you're in that much need, you should PM gochiefs. I bet he'd throw down some sick cyber for you. Just to last you until you get home.

Just don't give him your home address and phone number.

ENDelt260
03-28-2005, 10:49 PM
Just don't give him your home address and phone number.

No shit. Having him driving around the block all night could get old.

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:50 PM
If you're in that much need, you should PM gochiefs. I bet he'd throw down some sick cyber for you. Just to last you until you get home.

Just don't give him your home address and phone number.
Why whats he gonna do, drive around my house all night. :hmmm: ROFL ROFL

WebGem
03-28-2005, 10:51 PM
surely theres a 7-11 close where you can purchase some batteries
I have a funny, true story from this past Saturday night. I went to a mobile on the run (gas station) the other night with some friends at like 2am to buy batteries and the clerk working here was literally trying to talk me out of buying them. First when I walk up to the counter he says "That'll be your new born" and then I say "What?" and he goes "Dude, don't tell me you came to a convenience store to buy some batteries." So what do I do next? I go grab some gummy bears and buy those as well.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-28-2005, 10:51 PM
No shit. Having him driving around the block all night could get old.

ROFL ROFL

Chiefs Pantalones
03-28-2005, 10:54 PM
I wonder if he'd call you at least? hmmm

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:55 PM
I wonder if he'd call you at least? hmmm
yea I can hear the heavy breathing now, probably sound like he has asthema ROFL

Chiefs Pantalones
03-28-2005, 10:58 PM
yea I can hear the heavy breathing now, probably sound like he has asthema ROFL

Either that, or he's doing his Darth Vader impersonation to turn you on.

badgirl
03-28-2005, 10:59 PM
ROFL Either that, or he's doing his Darth Vader impersonation to turn you on.
ROFL ROFL

Chiefs Pantalones
03-28-2005, 11:04 PM
ROFL
ROFL ROFL

http://www.angelfire.com/film/theactorsgroup/pamelamarr/p3.jpg

"I'm your father, and father says you need a spankin'."

badgirl
03-28-2005, 11:06 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/film/theactorsgroup/pamelamarr/p3.jpg

"I'm your father, and father says you need a spankin'."
:eek: :spank:

go bowe
03-28-2005, 11:12 PM
i don't care what they say, you'll always be badgirl to me... http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif

ENDelt260
03-28-2005, 11:20 PM
i don't care what they say, you'll always be badgirl to me... http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif



You got a little somethin' on your nose, there.

badgirl
03-28-2005, 11:33 PM
i don't care what they say, you'll always be badgirl to me... http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/boldred.gif



AHHHH how sweet, your a sweetheart. :p

Loki
03-29-2005, 12:41 AM
this thread is GREAT without pictures...

KILLER_CLOWN
03-29-2005, 02:44 AM
this thread is GREAT without pictures...

I totally concur, btw badgrrrl your talking to the hand not the man eh?

begbie
03-29-2005, 07:55 AM
thx for sharing, you're me idol

bogie
03-29-2005, 07:48 PM
Do you guys really trim that area? Am I old school, because I have never trimmed any pubics. I require/request my wife to stay well groomed, but have never considered doing it myself. Do the girls prefer a well groomed man area? This inquiring mind wants to know.

SoCalBronco
03-29-2005, 09:22 PM
...cause they were just too damn hard to dribble being all hairy like that.

you shaved your balls? Damn...i didnt know Kevin Kaspar is a Chiefs fan.

siberian khatru
03-29-2005, 09:27 PM
I require/request my wife to stay well groomed, but have never considered doing it myself.

You selfish bastard.

ENDelt260
03-29-2005, 11:03 PM
You selfish bastard.
On the contrary, the sole reason I trim is *because* I'm selfish. I don't want to prevent her picking hair out of her teeth because I care about her... I want to prevent it because it interrupts my enjoyment of the blowjob.

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2005, 11:14 PM
Naked balls just feel great anyway.

go bowe
03-29-2005, 11:44 PM
Naked balls just feel great anyway.hah, that sounds about right for a meat peeker, doesn't it? :p :p :p

just whose balls have you been feeling, anyway? :shrug:

Count Alex's Losses
03-29-2005, 11:50 PM
hah, that sounds about right for a meat peeker, doesn't it? :p :p :p

just whose balls have you been feeling, anyway? :shrug:

My own, fool. Although I haven't shaved them in quite sometime. I did it once just for shits.

Iowanian
03-29-2005, 11:57 PM
I hope you didn't scratch the purse your wife keeps them in with the razor.

go bowe
03-30-2005, 12:06 AM
My own, fool. Although I haven't shaved them in quite sometime. I did it once just for shits.let's give anton a call...

i'm sure he could fix you right up... :p :p :p










damn, but it's boring around here tonight... :(

Count Alex's Losses
03-30-2005, 12:08 AM
let's give anton a call...

i'm sure he could fix you right up... :p :p :p










damn, but it's boring around here tonight... :(

Yeah, I've mentioned my sister and naked balls on two separate threads, and both are stagnating.

The threads, assholes.

go bowe
03-30-2005, 12:13 AM
Yeah, I've mentioned my sister and naked balls on two separate threads, and both are stagnating.

The threads, assholes.ROFL ROFL ROFL

well, whatever could have made you think you needed to clarify that? :jester: