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wutamess
03-29-2005, 02:50 PM
Right between the legs of my baby boy during the sonogram.

It's going to be a BOY! :clap:

I was smiling ear to ear when I saw it.
All I wanted the lady to do was keep the sonogram on his piece and keep taking pictures to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me.

Name'll be Roger III July 28th '05.

The Bad Guy
03-29-2005, 02:51 PM
Disturbing way to introduce a thread about your child, but whatever works for you.

Cormac
03-29-2005, 02:51 PM
So that's one of those things that skips a generation, huh? :p

Congrats :thumb:

Count Zarth
03-29-2005, 02:54 PM
How big?

Phobia
03-29-2005, 02:55 PM
I'm a little perplexed, to be honest. If you think he has the "biggest prick", I'm not sure you had anything to do with him being here.... He's probably gonna be a white kid.

Morty80
03-29-2005, 02:56 PM
Wutamess, I got the same news about a week ago. We still haven't picked out the name yet though... its a great feeling!!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-29-2005, 02:58 PM
I feel dirty for having read this.

I thought size didn't matter to women anyway...(yea right)....especially on their own children.

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-29-2005, 03:00 PM
I was smiling ear to ear when I saw it.
All I wanted the lady to do was keep the sonogram on his piece and keep taking pictures to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me.


That's really disturbing.

wutamess
03-29-2005, 03:01 PM
I knew you damn pervs would take it and run with it.

Phobia
03-29-2005, 03:03 PM
I knew you damn pervs would take it and run with it.

It takes a really disadvantaged man to admire the size of a fetus' pecker. You must be hung like a chigger.

Morty80
03-29-2005, 03:03 PM
Where did you get the ultrasound done at? The student chick at Providence doing the ultrasounds is freaking hot!!!

wutamess
03-29-2005, 03:03 PM
How big?

Damn pedophiliacs :shake:

wutamess
03-29-2005, 03:04 PM
Where did you get the ultrasound done at? The student chick at Providence doing the ultrasounds is freaking hot!!!

Menorah chick is pretty hot too.

Phob... GFY! :thumb:

Mark M
03-29-2005, 03:04 PM
Congrats!

*smartassed remark removed*

MM
~~:thumb:

Dr. Facebook Fever
03-29-2005, 03:05 PM
Is wutamess a man or woman?

Count Zarth
03-29-2005, 03:05 PM
Damn pedophiliacs :shake:

Sorry. I'm expected to post in all penis threads.

RedNFeisty
03-29-2005, 03:35 PM
Congrats man, I know how relieved I was when we realized we were having a boy!! Girls are wonderful bundles of joy, but I don't care to be in prison before she turns eighteen.

Rain Man
03-29-2005, 03:49 PM
His middle name will be III? How do you pronounce that? AAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEE? or IHHHHHHHHHHHH?

penguinz
03-29-2005, 03:59 PM
Congrats man, I know how relieved I was when we realized we were having a boy!! Girls are wonderful bundles of joy, but I don't care to be in prison before she turns eighteen.Even after she turned 18 it would still be wrong to have sex with your own daughter.

Chiefaholic
03-29-2005, 05:23 PM
How big?

You'll have to excuse Meatpeeker. He has a reputation of needing to know the size of other mens genetalia.

BTW... Congrats on the boy. We stopped at two girls and now both of them are teenagers... :banghead:

4th and Long
03-29-2005, 05:29 PM
Two pages in and no one has explained to you what an umbilical chord is yet? How sad. You guys are slipping.

:p

Congrats. :)

Phobia
03-29-2005, 05:39 PM
Two pages in and no one has explained to you what an umbilical chord is yet? How sad. You guys are slipping.

I couldn't find my crayons to draw him a picture.