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BigVE
03-29-2005, 06:50 PM
Probably end up getting moved to the DC forum...not political for now.





Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat

down

and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight.

They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world
and

whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female Dogs
in

the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They
selected

only the biggest strongest puppy from the litter and removed his

siblings,

which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world
had

ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 inches thick and

nobody

could get near it.

When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange

looking

animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that his dog

could

possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and

slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the
American

Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened

its

mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite!

There was nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came up to Bush,

shaking

his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have

happened.

We had our best people working or 5 years with the meanest Doberman
and

Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian

wolves."

"That's nothing," said Bush.

"We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make

that alligator look like a weenie dog."

4th and Long
03-29-2005, 06:52 PM
That joke is far from new, FYI.

DaKCMan AP
03-29-2005, 06:52 PM
that joke isn't new.

KcMizzou
03-29-2005, 06:52 PM
Heheh... goofy, but I liked it.

:thumb:

Rain Man
03-29-2005, 06:54 PM
It's new to me, but then again I don't get out much.

KcMizzou
03-29-2005, 06:55 PM
It's new to me, but then again I don't get out much.likewise

BigVE
03-29-2005, 07:01 PM
Some of us arent as "with it" as others. (having a life would have something to do with that) J/K

I figured it would be new to SOMEONE....maybe?


YES, Im just jealous because you have been online chatting with babes all day.

KcMizzou
03-29-2005, 07:03 PM
YES, Im just jealous because you have been online chatting with babes all day.ROFL

Gosh!

DanT
03-29-2005, 07:04 PM
Here's a variation on a joke I heard on the radio over the weekend. It's probably an old joke:
http://trance.isafeelin.org/jokes.htm

*Wayne the Greek



Wayne was on holiday on a Greek island. On walkabout one day he came across a beautifully landscaped garden. Sitting nearby was an old Greek, morosely surveying the harbour below. Wayne said hello to him and commented on how nice the garden looked. The Greek looked up. "I designed this garden and laid it out, and a dozen others just as beautiful. My gardens are the best in Greece. But do they call me Aristo the Gardener? Pah!" He spat and

looked disgusted. "What do they call you?" asked Wayne.

The Greek ignored him. "You see all those yachts down there in the harbour? I built all of them. I have built sixty wonderful yachts. I am a craftsman. But do they call me Aristo the Boat Builder? Pah!" He spat again.

"So, what do they call you?" persisted Wayne.

The Greek went on. "You see all those houses down there round the harbour? I built them all. I am a master builder. I have built a hundred beautiful houses. But do they call me Aristo the House Builder? Pah!"

"So, tell me, what do they call you?" repeated Wayne.

"I **** one sheep....."

Taco John
03-29-2005, 07:17 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw this joke on September 12th, 2001.


Still... it is a good joke.

andoman
03-29-2005, 07:18 PM
Here's a variation on a joke I heard on the radio over the weekend. It's probably an old joke:
http://trance.isafeelin.org/jokes.htm


I've heard it but it was an Irishman and a goat.

BigVE
03-29-2005, 07:20 PM
TACO.....can we EVER get enough of making fun of Michael Jackson????? I think not.

COchief
03-29-2005, 07:45 PM
stupid joke....boo hisssss