View Full Version : Carl Peterson talking action figure what's it say when you pull the string?

03-30-2005, 12:01 AM
In honor of Chiefsfanfolifes post I thought I'd start this thread. So what would some of Carls phrases be when you pull the string?

"Sit down and shut the **** up!"
I'm one tough son of a bitch negotiator"

"I have another five year plan"

"I'm Carl Peterson and I want you Chiefs fans to give me all your money"

"It was the media that made me not sign Samari Rolle"

"Bob Gretz I love you"

03-30-2005, 12:10 AM
"Unfortunately, to stay competative with our Top FA Signings every year, we're going to be forced to raise parking prices $7 this year"

"I'm the Only one who wanted Larry's Johnson"

03-30-2005, 12:13 AM
"We know what we're getting with the guys we have"

Mr. Flopnuts
03-30-2005, 12:33 AM
"Who's yer daddy?"

03-30-2005, 12:58 AM
Raise ticket prices!

Hicks licks my sack!

03-30-2005, 01:14 AM
"words blah blah, words words.

-- Rufas Dawes"

03-30-2005, 06:23 AM
"Lamar Hunt is my own personal butt monkey"

the Talking Can
03-30-2005, 06:35 AM
"Rufus Dawes gives great blow jobs"

03-30-2005, 09:04 AM
"We have the best fans in the NFL."

the Talking Can
03-30-2005, 09:07 AM
"We haven't won a playoff game in 12 years. Lamar is my bitch."

03-30-2005, 09:09 AM
"Don't you know who I am?"

03-30-2005, 09:34 AM
We won over 100 regular season games in the '90's.

03-30-2005, 10:06 AM
"Just wait till next year"

"What are they going to do... FIRE ME? HA HA HA HA"


03-30-2005, 10:12 AM
"I don't care what you say because you're still buying tickets."

"If it wasn't for my boss, you'd be a Bears fan."

03-30-2005, 10:38 AM
"Gretz... you can get off your knees now.. I'm done... now go make me breakfast b!tch!"

03-30-2005, 10:58 AM
Top ten things the Carl Doll would say:
10.) Time to go free agent Wal-Mart shoppin again!
9.) Here's a napkin Bob, now get up and go wash my car.
8.) Of course not Lamar, I said "your like gold" not "your like old mold"
7.) I'm Carl Peterson Biotch!!!
6.) ARROWHEAD STADIUM....cause I'm the Chief...oops, I mean home of the Chiefs.
5.) Damn I'm rich!
4.) Look around Bob, look at my 80,000 b!tches!!
3.) I wonder how much it would cost to name it CP STADIUM?
2.) Rufus.... sign this and put it on the website.
1.) Bob I'm done, now shake it for me would ya.


03-30-2005, 10:59 AM
"I take full responsibility"

03-30-2005, 11:28 AM
We won over 100 regular season games in the '90's.
And only 3 playoff games.

03-30-2005, 11:29 AM
Bring on the tweeners

03-30-2005, 12:38 PM
the Carl Peterson action figure would say nothing.
This way the consumer is getting the true-to-life CP lowball experience, knowing that their expectations have been effectively dashed.

03-30-2005, 12:58 PM
"The Kansas City Chiefs are one of the most consistently competetive clubs in the National Football League. We are proud of that tradition."

03-30-2005, 01:29 PM
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

03-30-2005, 01:33 PM
"Kris Wilson will redefine the tweener position in this league..."

"William Bartee is just about ready to come into his own..."

"So Lynn, who's good in college this year?"

03-30-2005, 04:06 PM
Great, all we need is a 4th Inaction Hero doll.