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PunkinDrublic
03-29-2005, 11:01 PM
In honor of Chiefsfanfolifes post I thought I'd start this thread. So what would some of Carls phrases be when you pull the string?

"Sit down and shut the **** up!"
"
I'm one tough son of a bitch negotiator"

"I have another five year plan"

"I'm Carl Peterson and I want you Chiefs fans to give me all your money"

"It was the media that made me not sign Samari Rolle"

"Bob Gretz I love you"

Iowanian
03-29-2005, 11:10 PM
"Unfortunately, to stay competative with our Top FA Signings every year, we're going to be forced to raise parking prices $7 this year"

"I'm the Only one who wanted Larry's Johnson"

jspchief
03-29-2005, 11:13 PM
"We know what we're getting with the guys we have"

Mr. Flopnuts
03-29-2005, 11:33 PM
"Who's yer daddy?"

Wallcrawler
03-29-2005, 11:58 PM
Raise ticket prices!


Hicks licks my sack!

Simplex3
03-30-2005, 12:14 AM
"words blah blah, words words.

-- Rufas Dawes"

old_geezer
03-30-2005, 05:23 AM
"Lamar Hunt is my own personal butt monkey"

the Talking Can
03-30-2005, 05:35 AM
"Rufus Dawes gives great blow jobs"

Nzoner
03-30-2005, 08:04 AM
"We have the best fans in the NFL."

the Talking Can
03-30-2005, 08:07 AM
"We haven't won a playoff game in 12 years. Lamar is my bitch."

Bowser
03-30-2005, 08:09 AM
"Don't you know who I am?"

shaneo69
03-30-2005, 08:34 AM
We won over 100 regular season games in the '90's.

dtebbe
03-30-2005, 09:06 AM
"Just wait till next year"

"What are they going to do... FIRE ME? HA HA HA HA"

DT

nmt1
03-30-2005, 09:12 AM
"I don't care what you say because you're still buying tickets."

"If it wasn't for my boss, you'd be a Bears fan."

tyton75
03-30-2005, 09:38 AM
"Gretz... you can get off your knees now.. I'm done... now go make me breakfast b!tch!"

vckcchiefs04
03-30-2005, 09:58 AM
Top ten things the Carl Doll would say:
10.) Time to go free agent Wal-Mart shoppin again!
9.) Here's a napkin Bob, now get up and go wash my car.
8.) Of course not Lamar, I said "your like gold" not "your like old mold"
7.) I'm Carl Peterson Biotch!!!
6.) ARROWHEAD STADIUM....cause I'm the Chief...oops, I mean home of the Chiefs.
5.) Damn I'm rich!
4.) Look around Bob, look at my 80,000 b!tches!!
3.) I wonder how much it would cost to name it CP STADIUM?
2.) Rufus.... sign this and put it on the website.
1.) Bob I'm done, now shake it for me would ya.

:)

jspchief
03-30-2005, 09:59 AM
"I take full responsibility"

whoman69
03-30-2005, 10:28 AM
We won over 100 regular season games in the '90's.
And only 3 playoff games.

whoman69
03-30-2005, 10:29 AM
Bring on the tweeners

Chiefs_Fan_n_64081
03-30-2005, 11:38 AM
the Carl Peterson action figure would say nothing.
"..........................................."
This way the consumer is getting the true-to-life CP lowball experience, knowing that their expectations have been effectively dashed.

cdcox
03-30-2005, 11:58 AM
"The Kansas City Chiefs are one of the most consistently competetive clubs in the National Football League. We are proud of that tradition."

Scaga
03-30-2005, 12:29 PM
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

buddha
03-30-2005, 12:33 PM
"Kris Wilson will redefine the tweener position in this league..."

"William Bartee is just about ready to come into his own..."

"So Lynn, who's good in college this year?"

PastorMikH
03-30-2005, 03:06 PM
Great, all we need is a 4th Inaction Hero doll.