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Mr. Laz
03-31-2005, 09:40 AM
tell the truth ...

ptlyon
03-31-2005, 09:41 AM
I ain't no stinkin, sasafrassin, god blammin Donk fan!

RedNFeisty
03-31-2005, 09:43 AM
I ain't no stinkin, sasafrassin, god blammin Donk fan!

ROFL :clap:

Iowanian
03-31-2005, 09:44 AM
no.

I had a cousin that was running a business on the side, taking folks up in a twin Engine, to make this a realistic posibility. I think it even came with a kooze, tshirt and embroidered towel or something.

Personally, I prefer more room than an airline crapper, don't fly overnight often enough to make use of seats, and need more than a minute to get it done.

Mr. Laz
03-31-2005, 09:46 AM
I ain't no stinkin, sasafrassin, god blammin Donk fan!

we'll just put you down in the "i don't know what it is" catagory then :p

Phobia
03-31-2005, 09:48 AM
no.

I had a cousin that was running a business on the side, taking folks up in a twin Engine, to make this a realistic posibility. I think it even came with a kooze, tshirt and embroidered towel or something.

Personally, I prefer more room than an airline crapper, don't fly overnight often enough to make use of seats, and need more than a minute to get it done.

I would hump anytime, anywhere. Unfortunately, I haven't found a "Flight Attendant" who was that attentive yet.

Katipan
03-31-2005, 09:50 AM
I've only been to places Southwest flies to.

And there is just no room on those cattle cars for humping.

RedNFeisty
03-31-2005, 09:52 AM
I don't get what is so grand about banging in a box where your elbows hit the sides and there is no room to really play.

WilliamTheIrish
03-31-2005, 09:53 AM
Late night flight and I talked the wife into giving head at 30k feet.

So while it technically wasn't copulation, (damn it) I'm going to include myself in the club.

Now, while it's great being in the club, if she reads this she'll probably kick me out of the house.

Mark M
03-31-2005, 09:55 AM
Does getting a hummer on a mountain count?

If not, then no.

MM
~~:(

Clint in Wichita
03-31-2005, 09:58 AM
I don't get what is so grand about banging in a box where your elbows hit the sides and there is no room to really play.


No kidding...a friggin queen size bed isn't even big enough! ROFL

Iowanian
03-31-2005, 09:58 AM
You should probably consider a Diet then?

Phobia
03-31-2005, 09:59 AM
Does getting a hummer on a mountain count?


Only if you're married to Bill.

Mile High Mania
03-31-2005, 09:59 AM
Why yes I am... oh wait.

Mr. Laz
03-31-2005, 10:00 AM
I don't get what is so grand about banging in a box where your elbows hit the sides and there is no room to really play.
i believe is the excitement of being naughty more than the actual sex itself.

Mark M
03-31-2005, 10:01 AM
Only if you're married to Bill.

:spock:

MM
~~:shrug:

RedNFeisty
03-31-2005, 10:02 AM
i believe is the excitement of being naughty more than the actual sex itself.

Understandable, just not my cup of tea. I would much rather just be outdoors!!

Mile High Mania
03-31-2005, 10:03 AM
Understandable, just not my cup of tea. I would much rather just be outdoors!!

Please, share more...

WilliamTheIrish
03-31-2005, 10:04 AM
Only if you're married to Bill.

Sonofa...

Mr. Laz
03-31-2005, 10:04 AM
Understandable, just not my cup of tea. I would much rather just be outdoors!!

that too ... blanket,midday,big open field,full nekkid,shawnee mission park :fire:

keg in kc
03-31-2005, 10:05 AM
Nope.

Phobia
03-31-2005, 10:06 AM
:spock:

MM
~~:shrug:

Bill is what you call WilliamTheIrish if you've shared beers or tee shots into the woods with him.

RedNFeisty
03-31-2005, 10:06 AM
Please, share more...

Nah, don't want to spoil your fantasy!

keg in kc
03-31-2005, 10:08 AM
Bill is what you call WilliamTheIrish if you've shared beers or tee shots into the woods with him.I don't think I even want to know what a "tee shot into the woods" is, freakazoid.

Phobia
03-31-2005, 10:10 AM
I don't think I even want to know what a "tee shot into the woods" is, freakazoid.

I guess I deserve that, no?

RedNFeisty
03-31-2005, 10:29 AM
No kidding...a friggin queen size bed isn't even big enough! ROFL

Yeah, some are just freaks that can't contain themselves in confined spaces!

chiefs4me
03-31-2005, 10:35 AM
Nope....

Bwana
03-31-2005, 10:40 AM
Hehehe :evil:

cadmonkey
03-31-2005, 10:41 AM
No, but my buddy on our way out to SanDeigo tried and got caught. He was making so much noise that everyone for 6 rows could hear, not only what he was trying to do but we could all hear everything he was saying.

Skip Towne
03-31-2005, 10:43 AM
Bill is what you call WilliamTheIrish if you've shared beers or tee shots into the woods with him.
Really? I've always just called him shit-for-brains.

Ghostof
03-31-2005, 10:44 AM
Flying back from Florida a few years ago, my wife and I were lucky to have the two back seats to ourselves, and no one was sitting across from us, hell the last three rows were empty where we were at. Whats even awesome, was that this was a late flight and a non stop flight...so most people were just wanting to sleep. Also helped that the restroom was located right behind us. She went in the restroom first and I damn near got caught by the stewardess. I told her that my wife was sick and she called for me. The stewardess thought nothing of it and I went in. I heard the 'Bing-Bing" chime to put on your seatbelts because we were approaching KCI and we went back to our seats like nothing happened.



I would never attempt that act again because now I am older and wiser.

ENDelt260
03-31-2005, 10:47 AM
I barely have enough room to piss in those bathrooms. I don't see how anyone of "normal" size could manage f*cking.

Maybe I just need to fly on bigger planes.

Iowanian
03-31-2005, 10:50 AM
...or stop picking up Lane Bryant on planes.

WilliamTheIrish
03-31-2005, 10:54 AM
Really? I've always just called him shit-for-brains.

You're here? I figured you were still jerking off to the replay of the McD's AA basketball game.

ENDelt260
03-31-2005, 10:55 AM
...or stop picking up Lane Bryant on planes.
Fugger.

I wonder if Boozer will share his MHC story.

4th and Long
03-31-2005, 11:43 AM
I don't get what is so grand about banging in a box where your elbows hit the sides and there is no room to really play.
Agreed. Had the opportunity before, but for the love of God, unless your a midget, theres no room to work with on a commercial flight.

keg in kc
03-31-2005, 11:44 AM
Agreed. Had the opportunity before, but for the love of God, unless your a midget, theres no room to work with on a commercial flight.I was going to say 'so, I guess you had no problems then' but I'm trying really hard to be nice today.

Count Zarth
03-31-2005, 11:46 AM
I peeked some meat at 50,000 feet.

4th and Long
03-31-2005, 11:47 AM
I was going to say 'so, I guess you had no problems then' but I'm trying really hard to be nice today.
Oh sure, pick on the short guy with the goatee why dontcha? :harumph:

keg in kc
03-31-2005, 11:48 AM
Oh sure, pick on the short guy with the goatee why dontcha? You've just described 56% of the posters here.

4th and Long
03-31-2005, 11:53 AM
You've just described 56% of the posters here.
Cool. Go pick on someone else then. :p

keg in kc
03-31-2005, 11:56 AM
Cool. Go pick on someone else then.They're all smart enough not to hang a curve like that.

4th and Long
03-31-2005, 12:00 PM
They're all smart enough not to hang a curve like that.
Hey, it's not my fault that I tore my posting rotator cuff back in the early 90s.

Gaz
04-01-2005, 05:50 AM
Is it an iron-clad requirement that there be someone else in the room with me?

xoxo~
Gaz
Needs a rules interpretation.