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ChiefsFire
03-31-2005, 04:12 PM
I signed a living will today and made all the members of CP my durable power of attorney....which means....if I become incapcitated...my body is in your hands...(yikes)

please keep badgranny away from me

ENDelt260
03-31-2005, 04:13 PM
Don't fall into a deep sleep.

CosmicPal
03-31-2005, 04:15 PM
I'm sorry, but I don't want any part of your body in my hands.

You freak.

Rain Man
03-31-2005, 04:15 PM
Dibs on the poll.

Phobia
03-31-2005, 04:15 PM
I signed a living will today and made all the members of CP my durable power of attorney....which means....if I become incapcitated...my body is in your hands...(yikes)

please keep badgranny away from me

Now if only we can get an attractive female to do the same....

Phobia
03-31-2005, 04:16 PM
Dibs on the poll.
fag

PastorMikH
03-31-2005, 04:17 PM
You might want to post more than 500 times in 14 months. That way when your existence comes up in a poll, everyone will have a better idea on how they should vote.

:p


j/k

ChiefsFire
03-31-2005, 04:17 PM
Dibs on the poll.


poll???


wha? :harumph:

Braincase
03-31-2005, 04:36 PM
We're already selling your kidneys on ebay.

ChiefsFire
03-31-2005, 04:38 PM
We're already selling your kidneys on ebay.
cool have ya got the tub full of ice yet????

big nasty kcnut
03-31-2005, 04:49 PM
Sell his eyes heart and liver we'll have enough money to have a chiefs planet section at arrowhead.

BigRedChief
03-31-2005, 08:35 PM
Do you have a HDTV Big Screen?

Ultra Peanut
03-31-2005, 08:38 PM
I'm going to convert your carcass into a sailboat.

trndobrd
03-31-2005, 09:29 PM
I need your skull for our community theater production of Hamlet.

thanks in advance.

Hoover
03-31-2005, 09:30 PM
So them will Rain Man just put up a poll to determine when its your time?

Simplex3
03-31-2005, 10:24 PM
So them will Rain Man just put up a poll to determine when its your time?
I think the closing time on that ebay kidney auction has pretty much determined the time.

Speaking of, how much are we charging for shipping and handling?

Spicy McHaggis
04-01-2005, 03:10 AM
I'll go get the fahva beans and a nice chianti

Ari Chi3fs
04-01-2005, 03:14 AM
is your wife hot? she may need some consoling. Ill be there.

recycle
04-01-2005, 03:32 AM
Perfect example of why you need a living will!

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2005/march/ogrish-dot-com-shot_in_back_of_head2.jpg

badgirl
04-01-2005, 06:59 AM
I signed a living will today and made all the members of CP my durable power of attorney....which means....if I become incapcitated...my body is in your hands...(yikes)

please keep badgranny away from me
:deevee: :deevee:whys everybody alway picking on me, I would do good, I promise ChiefsFire :p

bkkcoh
04-01-2005, 07:22 AM
I signed a living will today and made all the members of CP my durable power of attorney....which means....if I become incapcitated...my body is in your hands...(yikes)

please keep badgranny away from me


Good that means that there will be a poll when something happens to you and that will determine what your fate is...

:clap:

Otter
04-01-2005, 07:29 AM
Once all your major organs are sold I plan to have you stuffed and put on my front lawn to scare away whatever has been getting into the mulch.