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Wile_E_Coyote
04-01-2005, 11:32 AM
<A name=221578>Chiefs | Deal Reached with Surtain; Name change to the Chiephins - from www.KFFL.com
Fri, 1 Apr 2005 09:01:28 -0800
Alex Marvez (http://www.kffl.com/link/166) and Ethan Skolnick, of the Sun-Sentinel (http://www.kffl.com/link/167), report the Kansas City Chiefs (http://www.kffl.com/team/21/nfl) and CB Patrick Surtain (http://www.kffl.com/player/1017/nfl) have agreed in principle on a multi-year contract extension, which includes an eight-digit signing bonus. However, the Chiefs (http://www.kffl.com/team/21/nfl) will have to change their name to the Chiephins now to work out a trade with the Miami Dolphins (http://www.kffl.com/team/22/nfl) to acquire him. The Chiefs (http://www.kffl.com/team/21/nfl) have a terrible record in the state of Florida, while the Dolphins (http://www.kffl.com/team/22/nfl) are looking for a selection in the first three rounds of the NFL Draft (http://www.kffl.com/link/159). Dolphins (http://www.kffl.com/team/22/nfl) head coach Nick Saban (http://www.kffl.com/player/9162/nfl) said the team will not compromise when it comes to their asking price for him.

Mr. Laz
04-01-2005, 11:34 AM
this has already been posted 4 times is various fashion .... all of which are in the top half of the front page.

why? :mad:

htismaqe
04-01-2005, 11:34 AM
The Dolphinization of the Chiefs continues!

BigRedChief
04-01-2005, 11:35 AM
WTF Wile? You should know better.:shake:

Wile_E_Coyote
04-01-2005, 11:37 AM
Oh well

~not very good at the "April Fools" thingy

|Zach|
04-01-2005, 11:37 AM
Oh well

~not very good at the "April Fools" thingy
Not good at all.

nychief
04-01-2005, 11:54 AM
this has already been posted 4 times is various fashion .... all of which are in the top half of the front page.

why? :mad:

would you rather have another poop thread? or perhaps a mind numbing "i am so mad at _________" thread. I say it is april fools and there is a little tiny bit of football news... lets be thankful. By the way, I had the funniest poop the other day...

Mark M
04-01-2005, 11:58 AM
Apparently, Hooked on Phonics doesn't work nearly as well as they advertise it does ...

MM
~~:spock:

ENDelt260
04-01-2005, 11:59 AM
would you rather have another poop thread?

Yes.

MGRS13
04-01-2005, 12:39 PM
I'd rather be the chiefins then the browncos. At least we take multiple players from a GOOD defense.

kchero
04-01-2005, 02:29 PM
Enough with the same Surtain info being recycled....Im sure the CHIEFS will come around and give him either a 2nd this year or something like a 4th this year and a 3rd next year.

KCChiefsMan
04-01-2005, 04:22 PM
good, I hope we do "Dolphinize" our defense, theirs has been 10 times better than ours...............I wouldn't want to have "Browned" our defense, however ROFL

beer bacon
04-01-2005, 04:25 PM
Oh well

~not very good at the "April Fools" thingy

Don't give up yet. You almost have them!