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Taco John
04-01-2005, 04:32 PM
Anyone got any jokes that they might have pulled if they were inclined... No sense in wasting them...

I thought about making up some story about how I was being relocated to KC....

:rolleyes:

Chief Henry
04-01-2005, 04:34 PM
Your SHoe laces are untied.......

CosmicPal
04-01-2005, 04:35 PM
I thought about posting a Chiefs signed Surtain thread, but I figured everyone here was too smart to fall for that one.

Douche Baggins
04-01-2005, 04:37 PM
I was considering posting variations of these three before I thought better of it:

I'm getting married
I'm joining the army/navy/air force
I got laid

ENDelt260
04-01-2005, 04:37 PM
You are too a knob, TJ.

Taco John
04-01-2005, 04:42 PM
You are too a knob, TJ.


WE GET IT! It's April 1st, Already!

Sheesh! :shake:

Douche Baggins
04-01-2005, 04:42 PM
It's a trick! This thread is the april fools joke and TJ really IS moving to KC!

Taco John
04-01-2005, 04:43 PM
It's a trick! This thread is the april fools joke and TJ really IS moving to KC!



That would take some genius that I'm not capable of on a Friday afternoon...

ENDelt260
04-01-2005, 04:45 PM
That would take some genius that I'm not capable of on a Friday afternoon...
Or a Tuesday morning. Or Thursday evening.

Taco John
04-01-2005, 04:55 PM
Or a Tuesday morning. Or Thursday evening.


Are you knocking my Tuesday morning?

ENDelt260
04-01-2005, 04:56 PM
Are you knocking my Tuesday morning?
Something like that.

Simplex3
04-01-2005, 05:01 PM
I was considering posting variations of these three before I thought better of it:

I'm getting married
I'm joining the army/navy/air force
I got laid

Yeah, like even the dumbest planeteer would have bought any of that. Especially that "got laid" one.



:D

HemiEd
04-01-2005, 05:01 PM
I was thinking about starting a rumor that the Donks had added a whole Defensive line that had previously failed as a group in the NFL. ROFL ROFL

Rain Man
04-01-2005, 05:13 PM
I thought about pretending to fire an employee, but decided against it.

Pants
04-01-2005, 05:14 PM
I thought about pretending to fire an employee, but decided against it.

Awww, comon. dude, that would have been the best. First you get to see his/her look on their face, then they are happy for the rest of the day about still having a job. It's a win/win.

Rain Man
04-01-2005, 05:15 PM
Awww, comon. dude, that would have been the best. First you get to see his/her look on their face, then they are happy for the rest of the day about still having a job. It's a win/win.

Okay. Hang on, I'll be right back.

ENDelt260
04-01-2005, 05:19 PM
Okay. Hang on, I'll be right back.
Be sure to mention your policy of letting people go on a Friday afternoon so as to reduce the possibility of an "incident".

Pants
04-01-2005, 05:20 PM
Be sure to mention your policy of letting people go on a Friday afternoon so as to reduce the possibility of an "incident".

"Statistical studies have shown..." ROFL

Rain Man
04-01-2005, 05:22 PM
Hmm. She cried and cried, but deep down I think she recognized afterward that it was a good joke.

Pants
04-01-2005, 05:25 PM
Hmm. She cried and cried, but deep down I think she recognized afterward that it was a good joke.

You're not serious, are you?

carlos3652
04-01-2005, 05:25 PM
Hmm. She cried and cried, but deep down I think she recognized afterward that it was a good joke.

That reminded me of the pilot episode of the office last week lol...

Rain Man
04-01-2005, 05:26 PM
You're not serious, are you?


Unfortunately, no. I don't think she thought it was funny at all.

Baby Lee
04-01-2005, 05:38 PM
That reminded me of the pilot episode of the office last week lol...
You've been Punk'd!!!!!

Iowanian
04-01-2005, 05:39 PM
I looked the Realtor dead in the eye and Told her our offer was 1/3 of the asking price.

...april fools.

Vegas_Dave
04-01-2005, 05:45 PM
Pornography banned!

Rain Man
04-01-2005, 06:11 PM
That reminded me of the pilot episode of the office last week lol...


What did people think about that show? I happened to catch it last week (the premiere), and it's actually kind of funny, in my opinion.

The boss will have to fade to the background and become a minor character, though. He's too one-dimensional to lead the show. I'll bet that the younger office-supply buyer will end up being the star of the show if it survives.

Vegas_Dave
04-01-2005, 06:30 PM
What did people think about that show? I happened to catch it last week (the premiere), and it's actually kind of funny, in my opinion.

The boss will have to fade to the background and become a minor character, though. He's too one-dimensional to lead the show. I'll bet that the younger office-supply buyer will end up being the star of the show if it survives.

I thought it was great. I do think the boss character is perfect for his role as narrator/star though... although I do think that the spaz who gets his stapler put into jello will emerge as the best comic relief.