Which Chiefsplanet member should be the new Pope?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Pope Slayus Diablus I:

http://img176.exs.cx/img176/3696/popeslayer7vw.jpg


Pope ENDeltius I:

http://img213.exs.cx/img213/875/popdelt2ci.jpg

Pope Phobius I:

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/4572/popephil2xa.jpg

[Simplex3]

Thank God for the required "Gaz" option.

[HolmeZz]

Delt looks the part.

[mcan]

I'd like to throw my name in the hat... I have connections...

[god]

I'd like to throw my name in the hat... I have connections...


That's true. He does. But I could think of at least four good reasons why he should NOT be the new Pope.

On the other hand, I have 712 good reasons why Endelt should not be the Pope.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

That's true. He does. But I could think of at least four good reasons why he should NOT be the new Pope.

On the other hand, I have 712 good reasons why Endelt should not be the Pope.
ROFL

[Earthling]

Which one's the Cardinals fan..??

[god]

Which one's the Cardinals fan..??


Only Victor Conte

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images124139_1.jpg

[el borracho]

Before I vote I need to know how at risk popes are for assassination attempts.

[Kerberos]

Which one's the Cardinals fan..??

ROFL ROFL ROFL

REP.


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[Simplex3]

Before I vote I need to know how at risk popes are for assassination attempts.
ROFL

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole is fairly certain that Phobia is not papabile.

This poll is stupid.

[Hoover]

Pope Phobius I just sounds good, he also looks the part

[Mark M]

Everyone voting in this poll is going to hell ...

MM
~~:)

[Bob Dole]

Pope Phobius I just sounds good, he also looks the part

There's no way they have a Pope Hat large enough for that retard's melon...

[AustinChief]

What the heck!!!???

I think I am actually eligible (baptized Catholic male) and I don't make the poll?

When I become pope you are so screwed!

[Bwana]

I don't know, I would need to see Gaz in the big hat and I would like to see Bob Dole in the same gig.

[JimNasium]

There's no way they have a Pope Hat large enough for that retard's melon...
They could make one large enough. The real question revolves around the hidden cost of modifying the Popemobile and the papal apartment to accomodate such a large cranial/Popehat combination. I think the prohibitive expense of such modifications immediately make Phil an unviable candidate.

[Rain Man]

I'm holding out for Dalai Lama, because I like the mountains.

This is going to be a tough vote. I view all of the candidates as being equally qualified.

[JimNasium]

What the heck!!!???

I think I am actually eligible (baptized Catholic male) and I don't make the poll?

When I become pope you are so screwed!
You're also accustomed to wearing very cool headgear if memory serves.

[JOhn]

Gaz is running away with it. ROFL

[Brock]

Wow, new shit has come to light. :spock:

[Bob Dole]

I don't know, I would need to see Gaz in the big hat and I would like to see Bob Dole in the same gig.

You of course realize that mention of Bob Dole instantly upgraded you ticket to Hell?

[Chief Henry]

Which one's the Cardinals fan..??



:thumb:

[morphius]

This poll sucks. Only one of those listed is willing to go the rest of their life without sex, and there is NO way anyone would let slayer be the head of any orginization.

[Kerberos]

Everyone voting in this poll is going to hell ...

MM
~~:)

Don't Piss down my back and tell me it's rain'in

[Phobia]

This poll sucks. Only one of those listed is willing to go the rest of their life without sex, and there is NO way anyone would let slayer be the head of any orginization.

If the Pope wants some tail, who is going to tell him it's against the rules? If the Pope wants tail, who is going to keep him from revising the rules? I only mention this because I'm not going without when I win.

Bob Dole can kiss my ass for the large head comments. I'm going to change the rules regarding that, too.

[Lzen]

That's true. He does. But I could think of at least four good reasons why he should NOT be the new Pope.

On the other hand, I have 712 good reasons why Endelt should not be the Pope.

I think you're an imposter. Otherwise, your name would be spelled with a capital "G". ;)

[Calcountry]

Delt looks the part.They may have a problem having any wine left for communion though.

[StcChief]

First requirement. Must be Italian.

Any Italians???

[cadmonkey]

How isn't PastorMikH on this list? I think his name alone should get him there.

[JimNasium]

First requirement. Must be Italian.

Any Italians???
I ate some Chef Boyardee last night. That should get me at least a little consideration.
http://www.fabulousfatbrothers.com/chef.jpg

[CosmicPal]

First requirement. Must be Italian.

Any Italians???

Not necessarily. Pope JP II wasn't Italian.

[ENDelt260]

Gaz is running away with it. ROFL
Holy smokes. Here's a post (and name change) I didn't expect to see.

[ENDelt260]

First requirement. Must be Italian.

Any Italians???
Yeah, because JPII was Italian. Dumbass.

[Brock]

This poll sucks. Only one of those listed is willing to go the rest of their life without sex, and there is NO way anyone would let slayer be the head of any orginization.

Certainly gochiefs should be a strong candidate if dying a virgin is a requirement.

[ENDelt260]

Certainly gochiefs should be a strong candidate if dying a virgin is a requirement.
Drop your last name for privacy concerns?

[Phobia]

Holy smokes. Here's a post (and name change) I didn't expect to see.

He's square with Greg now.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Certainly gochiefs should be a strong candidate if dying a virgin is a requirement.

I can't attend sunday mass though.... ROFL

[PastorMikH]

How isn't PastorMikH on this list? I think his name alone should get him there.


Why thank you. I would imagine that the large volumes of positive reps I have recieved in relation to posts with the author of this thread as the subject could provide some insight into the answer to your question.

:)

[Rain Man]

Drop your last name for privacy concerns?


He's tired of people asking him if he's Dear Abby's twin sister.

[badgirl]

Aren't Popes virgins? If so only one person on this board fits that position and thats GoChiefs. ROFL

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Aren't Popes virgins? If so only one person on this board fits that position and thats GoChiefs. ROFL

Well, there's Slayer, too. And I wouldn't attend Sunday mass.

[ENDelt260]

Aren't Popes virgins? If so only one person on this board fits that position and thats GoChiefs. ROFL
I'm offended by your assumption. Why, I've never even kissed a girl!

[badgirl]

Well, there's Slayer, too. And I wouldn't attend Sunday mass.
You could probably meet ya woman if you were Pope, play it for what its worth. :p

[badgirl]

I'm offended by your assumption. Why, I've never even kissed a girl!
ROFL ROFL thats one of the funniest things you have ever wrote. :p

[LiL stumppy]

I should be the pope

[frazod]

Gotta vote for Gaz.

No way could I vote for Slayer.

For Phil, Pope would be a demotion.

And ENDelt would have to be the head Hindu (whatever that's called), as *here it comes* cows are sacred to him.

:)

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Someone requested Pope Bobius Dolius:

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I'm out of control!

[The Pedestrian]

Let's see...I'm Conservative, so I'd be bringing on many of the ideals that Pope John Paul II carried out; I have an extraordinarily loud, carrying voice, so I don't need a microphone; I give fire & brimstone speeches that would make the followers stay away from sin...I think you might be onto something here...if only I were Catholic to begin with.

[The Pedestrian]

This poll sucks. Only one of those listed is willing to go the rest of their life without sex, and there is NO way anyone would let slayer be the head of any orginization.

Yeah, well, they're just afraid that I'll use my followers to take over the world...I would, but that's nothing to be worried about. ;) :p

[ENDelt260]

ROFL ROFL thats one of the funniest things you have ever wrote. :p
*sigh* No one ever believes me.

Every year it gets a little harder to convince girls at the bar that I'm only 17, too.

[ENDelt260]

And ENDelt would have to be the head Hindu (whatever that's called), as *here it comes* cows are sacred to him.

You've been waiting for an ENDelt-religion thread for months, haven't you?

[frazod]

You've been waiting for an ENDelt-religion thread for months, haven't you?

Naw, I just thought of it when I posted it. Sorry to dissappoint you. :D

[badgirl]

*sigh* No one ever believes me.

Every year it gets a little harder to convince girls at the bar that I'm only 17, too.
Oh come on Endelt everyone on the planet knows your a man-whore :p

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

If badgranny would post a pic we could have a female pope.

[ENDelt260]

Oh come on Endelt everyone on the planet knows your a man-whore :p
Only one person on here really knows that. Everyone else is just believing stuff they read on the Internet.

[badgirl]

Only one person on here really knows that. Everyone else is just believing stuff they read on the Internet.
Well I get my info from the planet and the stuff you write, going by that I say....manwhore. ROFL