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Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 01:09 AM
Pope Slayus Diablus I:

http://img176.exs.cx/img176/3696/popeslayer7vw.jpg


Pope ENDeltius I:

http://img213.exs.cx/img213/875/popdelt2ci.jpg

Pope Phobius I:

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/4572/popephil2xa.jpg

Simplex3
04-04-2005, 01:10 AM
Thank God for the required "Gaz" option.

HolmeZz
04-04-2005, 01:20 AM
Delt looks the part.

mcan
04-04-2005, 01:31 AM
I'd like to throw my name in the hat... I have connections...

god
04-04-2005, 01:33 AM
I'd like to throw my name in the hat... I have connections...


That's true. He does. But I could think of at least four good reasons why he should NOT be the new Pope.

On the other hand, I have 712 good reasons why Endelt should not be the Pope.

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 01:34 AM
That's true. He does. But I could think of at least four good reasons why he should NOT be the new Pope.

On the other hand, I have 712 good reasons why Endelt should not be the Pope.
ROFL

Earthling
04-04-2005, 01:49 AM
Which one's the Cardinals fan..??

god
04-04-2005, 01:52 AM
Which one's the Cardinals fan..??


Only Victor Conte

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images124139_1.jpg

el borracho
04-04-2005, 02:14 AM
Before I vote I need to know how at risk popes are for assassination attempts.

Kerberos
04-04-2005, 07:21 AM
Which one's the Cardinals fan..??

ROFL ROFL ROFL

REP.


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Simplex3
04-04-2005, 07:32 AM
Before I vote I need to know how at risk popes are for assassination attempts.
ROFL

Bob Dole
04-04-2005, 07:34 AM
Bob Dole is fairly certain that Phobia is not papabile.

This poll is stupid.

Hoover
04-04-2005, 08:27 AM
Pope Phobius I just sounds good, he also looks the part

Mark M
04-04-2005, 08:30 AM
Everyone voting in this poll is going to hell ...

MM
~~:)

Bob Dole
04-04-2005, 08:33 AM
Pope Phobius I just sounds good, he also looks the part

There's no way they have a Pope Hat large enough for that retard's melon...

AustinChief
04-04-2005, 08:34 AM
What the heck!!!???

I think I am actually eligible (baptized Catholic male) and I don't make the poll?

When I become pope you are so screwed!

Bwana
04-04-2005, 08:37 AM
I don't know, I would need to see Gaz in the big hat and I would like to see Bob Dole in the same gig.

JimNasium
04-04-2005, 08:48 AM
There's no way they have a Pope Hat large enough for that retard's melon...
They could make one large enough. The real question revolves around the hidden cost of modifying the Popemobile and the papal apartment to accomodate such a large cranial/Popehat combination. I think the prohibitive expense of such modifications immediately make Phil an unviable candidate.

Rain Man
04-04-2005, 08:49 AM
I'm holding out for Dalai Lama, because I like the mountains.

This is going to be a tough vote. I view all of the candidates as being equally qualified.

JimNasium
04-04-2005, 08:50 AM
What the heck!!!???

I think I am actually eligible (baptized Catholic male) and I don't make the poll?

When I become pope you are so screwed!
You're also accustomed to wearing very cool headgear if memory serves.

JOhn
04-04-2005, 08:51 AM
Gaz is running away with it. ROFL

Brock
04-04-2005, 08:52 AM
Wow, new shit has come to light. :spock:

Bob Dole
04-04-2005, 08:54 AM
I don't know, I would need to see Gaz in the big hat and I would like to see Bob Dole in the same gig.

You of course realize that mention of Bob Dole instantly upgraded you ticket to Hell?

Chief Henry
04-04-2005, 08:55 AM
Which one's the Cardinals fan..??



:thumb:

morphius
04-04-2005, 09:07 AM
This poll sucks. Only one of those listed is willing to go the rest of their life without sex, and there is NO way anyone would let slayer be the head of any orginization.

Kerberos
04-04-2005, 09:20 AM
Everyone voting in this poll is going to hell ...

MM
~~:)

Don't Piss down my back and tell me it's rain'in

Phobia
04-04-2005, 09:28 AM
This poll sucks. Only one of those listed is willing to go the rest of their life without sex, and there is NO way anyone would let slayer be the head of any orginization.

If the Pope wants some tail, who is going to tell him it's against the rules? If the Pope wants tail, who is going to keep him from revising the rules? I only mention this because I'm not going without when I win.

Bob Dole can kiss my ass for the large head comments. I'm going to change the rules regarding that, too.

Lzen
04-04-2005, 10:36 AM
That's true. He does. But I could think of at least four good reasons why he should NOT be the new Pope.

On the other hand, I have 712 good reasons why Endelt should not be the Pope.

I think you're an imposter. Otherwise, your name would be spelled with a capital "G". ;)

Calcountry
04-04-2005, 11:15 AM
Delt looks the part.They may have a problem having any wine left for communion though.

StcChief
04-04-2005, 11:43 AM
First requirement. Must be Italian.

Any Italians???

cadmonkey
04-04-2005, 11:49 AM
How isn't PastorMikH on this list? I think his name alone should get him there.

JimNasium
04-04-2005, 12:04 PM
First requirement. Must be Italian.

Any Italians???
I ate some Chef Boyardee last night. That should get me at least a little consideration.
http://www.fabulousfatbrothers.com/chef.jpg

CosmicPal
04-04-2005, 12:04 PM
First requirement. Must be Italian.

Any Italians???

Not necessarily. Pope JP II wasn't Italian.

ENDelt260
04-04-2005, 12:10 PM
Gaz is running away with it. ROFL
Holy smokes. Here's a post (and name change) I didn't expect to see.

ENDelt260
04-04-2005, 12:11 PM
First requirement. Must be Italian.

Any Italians???
Yeah, because JPII was Italian. Dumbass.

Brock
04-04-2005, 12:42 PM
This poll sucks. Only one of those listed is willing to go the rest of their life without sex, and there is NO way anyone would let slayer be the head of any orginization.

Certainly gochiefs should be a strong candidate if dying a virgin is a requirement.

ENDelt260
04-04-2005, 12:43 PM
Certainly gochiefs should be a strong candidate if dying a virgin is a requirement.
Drop your last name for privacy concerns?

Phobia
04-04-2005, 01:33 PM
Holy smokes. Here's a post (and name change) I didn't expect to see.

He's square with Greg now.

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 05:31 PM
Certainly gochiefs should be a strong candidate if dying a virgin is a requirement.

I can't attend sunday mass though.... ROFL

PastorMikH
04-04-2005, 06:24 PM
How isn't PastorMikH on this list? I think his name alone should get him there.


Why thank you. I would imagine that the large volumes of positive reps I have recieved in relation to posts with the author of this thread as the subject could provide some insight into the answer to your question.

:)

Rain Man
04-04-2005, 06:27 PM
Drop your last name for privacy concerns?


He's tired of people asking him if he's Dear Abby's twin sister.

badgirl
04-04-2005, 08:27 PM
Aren't Popes virgins? If so only one person on this board fits that position and thats GoChiefs. ROFL

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 08:28 PM
Aren't Popes virgins? If so only one person on this board fits that position and thats GoChiefs. ROFL

Well, there's Slayer, too. And I wouldn't attend Sunday mass.

ENDelt260
04-04-2005, 08:28 PM
Aren't Popes virgins? If so only one person on this board fits that position and thats GoChiefs. ROFL
I'm offended by your assumption. Why, I've never even kissed a girl!

badgirl
04-04-2005, 08:30 PM
Well, there's Slayer, too. And I wouldn't attend Sunday mass.
You could probably meet ya woman if you were Pope, play it for what its worth. :p

badgirl
04-04-2005, 08:31 PM
I'm offended by your assumption. Why, I've never even kissed a girl!
ROFL ROFL thats one of the funniest things you have ever wrote. :p

LiL stumppy
04-04-2005, 08:52 PM
I should be the pope

Frazod
04-04-2005, 08:55 PM
Gotta vote for Gaz.

No way could I vote for Slayer.

For Phil, Pope would be a demotion.

And ENDelt would have to be the head Hindu (whatever that's called), as *here it comes* cows are sacred to him.

:)

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 09:06 PM
Someone requested Pope Bobius Dolius:

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 09:13 PM
I'm out of control!

The Pedestrian
04-04-2005, 09:48 PM
Let's see...I'm Conservative, so I'd be bringing on many of the ideals that Pope John Paul II carried out; I have an extraordinarily loud, carrying voice, so I don't need a microphone; I give fire & brimstone speeches that would make the followers stay away from sin...I think you might be onto something here...if only I were Catholic to begin with.

The Pedestrian
04-04-2005, 09:54 PM
This poll sucks. Only one of those listed is willing to go the rest of their life without sex, and there is NO way anyone would let slayer be the head of any orginization.

Yeah, well, they're just afraid that I'll use my followers to take over the world...I would, but that's nothing to be worried about. ;) :p

ENDelt260
04-04-2005, 10:07 PM
ROFL ROFL thats one of the funniest things you have ever wrote. :p
*sigh* No one ever believes me.

Every year it gets a little harder to convince girls at the bar that I'm only 17, too.

ENDelt260
04-04-2005, 10:08 PM
And ENDelt would have to be the head Hindu (whatever that's called), as *here it comes* cows are sacred to him.

You've been waiting for an ENDelt-religion thread for months, haven't you?

Frazod
04-04-2005, 10:15 PM
You've been waiting for an ENDelt-religion thread for months, haven't you?

Naw, I just thought of it when I posted it. Sorry to dissappoint you. :D

badgirl
04-04-2005, 10:15 PM
*sigh* No one ever believes me.

Every year it gets a little harder to convince girls at the bar that I'm only 17, too.
Oh come on Endelt everyone on the planet knows your a man-whore :p

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 10:15 PM
If badgranny would post a pic we could have a female pope.

ENDelt260
04-04-2005, 10:17 PM
Oh come on Endelt everyone on the planet knows your a man-whore :p
Only one person on here really knows that. Everyone else is just believing stuff they read on the Internet.

badgirl
04-04-2005, 10:21 PM
Only one person on here really knows that. Everyone else is just believing stuff they read on the Internet.
Well I get my info from the planet and the stuff you write, going by that I say....manwhore. ROFL