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cheeeefs
04-04-2005, 11:57 PM
If you drink champagne straight out of the bottle and chase it with fried chicken?

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:59 PM
Yup.

"gloriously unsophisticated." ROFL

cheeeefs
04-05-2005, 12:01 AM
thanks, I was just wondering because my Torontonian pre-law girlfriend who loves to call my smalltown South Dakotan arse a red neck was just sighted doing that very thing.

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 12:02 AM
thanks, I was just wondering because my Torontonian pre-law girlfriend who loves to call my smalltown South Dakotan arse a red neck was just sighted doing that very thing.

Where in SD are you from again? I'm from SF.... :hmmm:

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 12:03 AM
If you drink champagne straight out of the bottle and chase it with fried chicken?

Not to be technical, shouldn't this be: If you eat fried chicken, and chase it with Champagne straight out of the bottle??? :hmmm:

cheeeefs
04-05-2005, 12:05 AM
Not to be technical, shouldn't this be: If you eat fried chicken, and chase it with Champagne straight out of the bottle??? :hmmm:

nope, the champagne burned her throat so she chased it with chicken.

I'm from Sturgis. have family that lives in Elkton/Brookings area.

Count Alex's Losses
04-05-2005, 12:08 AM
Absolutely not.

Stinger
04-05-2005, 12:10 AM
I'm from SF.... :hmmm:


Hehe .. The Wife is from Watertown

ENDelt260
04-05-2005, 12:11 AM
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I knew there was a reason I hated driving in St. Louis.

Stinger
04-05-2005, 12:13 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/stl_logobanner_primary2.gif

I knew there was a reason I hated driving in St. Louis.



:D

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 12:13 AM
nope, the champagne burned her throat so she chased it with chicken.

I'm from Sturgis. have family that lives in Elkton/Brookings area.

Cool. We have a lake cabin at Hendricks, MN....just east of there.... :thumb:

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 12:14 AM
Hehe .. The Wife is from Watertown

Technically, my wife is from SF...I'm from Leavenworth, KS.

Stinger
04-05-2005, 12:17 AM
Technically, my wife is from SF...I'm from Leavenworth, KS.

I hope you know I was meaning my wife. :D The strech between Souix City and Souix Falls sux, but the strech between SF and Watertown is pretty country.

Count Alex's Losses
04-05-2005, 12:18 AM
My parents used to own some property in leavenworth.

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 12:23 AM
I hope you know I was meaning my wife. The strech between Souix City and Souix Falls sux, but the strech between SF and Watertown is pretty country.

Sorry, I was confused: you said, The wife....that's mine.

You shoulda used the wife....I'd have picked up on that, heh. Besides, seein' as we are sharin' wives....it's a small matter. Bigamy Rocks, eh?

Trip to Watertown is nice; imagine me....5 or 6 Sunday nights a year, after a Chief's VICTORY....heading 6 hours home after the game. That stretch between SC and SF, between 9-11 pm really sucks. Especially on a SUNDAY night, when you work at 7:00 am the next day.

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 12:24 AM
My parents used to own some property in leavenworth.

When? Where?

Count Alex's Losses
04-05-2005, 12:25 AM
When? Where?

In the 80s. I have no clue where. They sold it.

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 12:33 AM
In the 80s. I have no clue where. They sold it.

Damn, you were probably a baby when I was terrorizing the streets of Leavenworth as a rebellious teen....heh.

Count Alex's Losses
04-05-2005, 12:41 AM
Damn, you were probably a baby when I was terrorizing the streets of Leavenworth as a rebellious teen....heh.

I was 9 or 10 when we spent some time on it...the only reason I remember it is because my underarms got chafed one day because it was so hot and for some reason I wasn't wearing a shirt.

jAZ
04-05-2005, 12:44 AM
Damn, you were probably a baby when I was terrorizing the streets of Leavenworth as a rebellious teen....heh.
I know we've had this discussion once before, but I forget... what year did you graduate from LHS?

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 12:47 AM
I know we've had this discussion once before, but I forget... what year did you graduate from LHS?

'82

Phobia
04-05-2005, 12:59 AM
'82

Wow - so you'll be turning 45 this year? The big 45....

ENDelt260
04-05-2005, 02:48 AM
I thought Mr. Kotter was raised in "the hood". What's this talk about Leavenworth? Were you raised in cell block D?

|Zach|
04-05-2005, 02:55 AM
Nope

David.
04-05-2005, 03:05 AM
I lived in the boothill



I win the redneck game :)

ENDelt260
04-05-2005, 03:11 AM
I lived in the boothill



I win the redneck game :)
I've never owned a boot that had a hill on it. Where do you get those?

chappy
04-05-2005, 03:12 AM
I Grew up in a Town called Peck, south of wichita near Mulvane, Belle Plaine and Udall

i think i got ya beat david

Radar Chief
04-05-2005, 08:03 AM
I lived in the boothill



I win the redneck game :)

Last weekend Beer Drink’n Buddy and I were in my garage drink’n beer, of course, when I looked around at the mess of parts, tools and dry sweep scattered about. I then looked at BDB and said, “If you’ve got more transmissions sitting around your garage than you’ve got vehicles to put them in, you might just be a red neck.”

I win. :toast:

BigRedChief
04-05-2005, 08:04 AM
Ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver?

Saulbadguy
04-05-2005, 08:04 AM
I Grew up in a Town called Peck, south of wichita near Mulvane, Belle Plaine and Udall

i think i got ya beat david
Never been to Peck. Actually, i've never seen it. Where is that at in relation to Belle Plaine?

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 08:07 AM
Wow - so you'll be turning 45 this year? The big 45....

'82 was HS; you must be thinkin' College....that or your math skills suck. :p

PastorMikH
04-05-2005, 11:48 AM
Anyone else ever used Christmas lights as an extension cord?

While helping a guy in our church move stuff to his new house, we were putting stuff in the attic. He couldn't see, he had a flood light, but no extension cord. He's called me a redneck ever since I dug the string of lights out of a box, plugged them in to the wall socket, and then pluged in his floodlight in the attic.

:)

Radar Chief
04-05-2005, 11:56 AM
Anyone else ever used Christmas lights as an extension cord?

While helping a guy in our church move stuff to his new house, we were putting stuff in the attic. He couldn't see, he had a flood light, but no extension cord. He's called me a redneck ever since I dug the string of lights out of a box, plugged them in to the wall socket, and then pluged in his floodlight in the attic.

:)

Hey, that’s a pretty good one. “If you’ve ever used Christmas tree lights as an extension cord, you might just be a red neck.” :thumb:

Rain Man
04-05-2005, 12:04 PM
In answer to the original question, I think it depends on whether or not you killed the chicken.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-05-2005, 12:06 PM
No.

Skip Towne
04-05-2005, 12:07 PM
Anyone else ever used Christmas lights as an extension cord?

While helping a guy in our church move stuff to his new house, we were putting stuff in the attic. He couldn't see, he had a flood light, but no extension cord. He's called me a redneck ever since I dug the string of lights out of a box, plugged them in to the wall socket, and then pluged in his floodlight in the attic.

:)
Hey, Clevis, you are a redneck's redneck.........an Okie.

Iowanian
04-05-2005, 12:09 PM
For some reason, that thread starter got some Rodney Carrington singin' in my head.

"aaaaaaaaaah Like my women like I like mah chicken...with a little bit'o'fat on the end..
Not too muuuuch and not too little
Just enough ta make meee griiiiiin"

ENDelt260
04-05-2005, 12:30 PM
For some reason, that thread starter got some Rodney Carrington singin' in my head.

Titties and beer...

I still can't believe someone gave that guy a network TV show.