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cheeeefs
04-04-2005, 10:57 PM
If you drink champagne straight out of the bottle and chase it with fried chicken?

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 10:59 PM
Yup.

"gloriously unsophisticated." ROFL

cheeeefs
04-04-2005, 11:01 PM
thanks, I was just wondering because my Torontonian pre-law girlfriend who loves to call my smalltown South Dakotan arse a red neck was just sighted doing that very thing.

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:02 PM
thanks, I was just wondering because my Torontonian pre-law girlfriend who loves to call my smalltown South Dakotan arse a red neck was just sighted doing that very thing.

Where in SD are you from again? I'm from SF.... :hmmm:

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:03 PM
If you drink champagne straight out of the bottle and chase it with fried chicken?

Not to be technical, shouldn't this be: If you eat fried chicken, and chase it with Champagne straight out of the bottle??? :hmmm:

cheeeefs
04-04-2005, 11:05 PM
Not to be technical, shouldn't this be: If you eat fried chicken, and chase it with Champagne straight out of the bottle??? :hmmm:

nope, the champagne burned her throat so she chased it with chicken.

I'm from Sturgis. have family that lives in Elkton/Brookings area.

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 11:08 PM
Absolutely not.

Stinger
04-04-2005, 11:10 PM
I'm from SF.... :hmmm:


Hehe .. The Wife is from Watertown

ENDelt260
04-04-2005, 11:11 PM
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I knew there was a reason I hated driving in St. Louis.

Stinger
04-04-2005, 11:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/stl_logobanner_primary2.gif

I knew there was a reason I hated driving in St. Louis.



:D

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:13 PM
nope, the champagne burned her throat so she chased it with chicken.

I'm from Sturgis. have family that lives in Elkton/Brookings area.

Cool. We have a lake cabin at Hendricks, MN....just east of there.... :thumb:

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:14 PM
Hehe .. The Wife is from Watertown

Technically, my wife is from SF...I'm from Leavenworth, KS.

Stinger
04-04-2005, 11:17 PM
Technically, my wife is from SF...I'm from Leavenworth, KS.

I hope you know I was meaning my wife. :D The strech between Souix City and Souix Falls sux, but the strech between SF and Watertown is pretty country.

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 11:18 PM
My parents used to own some property in leavenworth.

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:23 PM
I hope you know I was meaning my wife. The strech between Souix City and Souix Falls sux, but the strech between SF and Watertown is pretty country.

Sorry, I was confused: you said, The wife....that's mine.

You shoulda used the wife....I'd have picked up on that, heh. Besides, seein' as we are sharin' wives....it's a small matter. Bigamy Rocks, eh?

Trip to Watertown is nice; imagine me....5 or 6 Sunday nights a year, after a Chief's VICTORY....heading 6 hours home after the game. That stretch between SC and SF, between 9-11 pm really sucks. Especially on a SUNDAY night, when you work at 7:00 am the next day.

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:24 PM
My parents used to own some property in leavenworth.

When? Where?

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 11:25 PM
When? Where?

In the 80s. I have no clue where. They sold it.

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:33 PM
In the 80s. I have no clue where. They sold it.

Damn, you were probably a baby when I was terrorizing the streets of Leavenworth as a rebellious teen....heh.

Count Zarth
04-04-2005, 11:41 PM
Damn, you were probably a baby when I was terrorizing the streets of Leavenworth as a rebellious teen....heh.

I was 9 or 10 when we spent some time on it...the only reason I remember it is because my underarms got chafed one day because it was so hot and for some reason I wasn't wearing a shirt.

jAZ
04-04-2005, 11:44 PM
Damn, you were probably a baby when I was terrorizing the streets of Leavenworth as a rebellious teen....heh.
I know we've had this discussion once before, but I forget... what year did you graduate from LHS?

Mr. Kotter
04-04-2005, 11:47 PM
I know we've had this discussion once before, but I forget... what year did you graduate from LHS?

'82

Phobia
04-04-2005, 11:59 PM
'82

Wow - so you'll be turning 45 this year? The big 45....

ENDelt260
04-05-2005, 01:48 AM
I thought Mr. Kotter was raised in "the hood". What's this talk about Leavenworth? Were you raised in cell block D?

|Zach|
04-05-2005, 01:55 AM
Nope

David.
04-05-2005, 02:05 AM
I lived in the boothill



I win the redneck game :)

ENDelt260
04-05-2005, 02:11 AM
I lived in the boothill



I win the redneck game :)
I've never owned a boot that had a hill on it. Where do you get those?

chappy
04-05-2005, 02:12 AM
I Grew up in a Town called Peck, south of wichita near Mulvane, Belle Plaine and Udall

i think i got ya beat david

Radar Chief
04-05-2005, 07:03 AM
I lived in the boothill



I win the redneck game :)

Last weekend Beer Drink’n Buddy and I were in my garage drink’n beer, of course, when I looked around at the mess of parts, tools and dry sweep scattered about. I then looked at BDB and said, “If you’ve got more transmissions sitting around your garage than you’ve got vehicles to put them in, you might just be a red neck.”

I win. :toast:

BigRedChief
04-05-2005, 07:04 AM
Ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver?

Saulbadguy
04-05-2005, 07:04 AM
I Grew up in a Town called Peck, south of wichita near Mulvane, Belle Plaine and Udall

i think i got ya beat david
Never been to Peck. Actually, i've never seen it. Where is that at in relation to Belle Plaine?

Mr. Kotter
04-05-2005, 07:07 AM
Wow - so you'll be turning 45 this year? The big 45....

'82 was HS; you must be thinkin' College....that or your math skills suck. :p

PastorMikH
04-05-2005, 10:48 AM
Anyone else ever used Christmas lights as an extension cord?

While helping a guy in our church move stuff to his new house, we were putting stuff in the attic. He couldn't see, he had a flood light, but no extension cord. He's called me a redneck ever since I dug the string of lights out of a box, plugged them in to the wall socket, and then pluged in his floodlight in the attic.

:)

Radar Chief
04-05-2005, 10:56 AM
Anyone else ever used Christmas lights as an extension cord?

While helping a guy in our church move stuff to his new house, we were putting stuff in the attic. He couldn't see, he had a flood light, but no extension cord. He's called me a redneck ever since I dug the string of lights out of a box, plugged them in to the wall socket, and then pluged in his floodlight in the attic.

:)

Hey, that’s a pretty good one. “If you’ve ever used Christmas tree lights as an extension cord, you might just be a red neck.” :thumb:

Rain Man
04-05-2005, 11:04 AM
In answer to the original question, I think it depends on whether or not you killed the chicken.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-05-2005, 11:06 AM
No.

Skip Towne
04-05-2005, 11:07 AM
Anyone else ever used Christmas lights as an extension cord?

While helping a guy in our church move stuff to his new house, we were putting stuff in the attic. He couldn't see, he had a flood light, but no extension cord. He's called me a redneck ever since I dug the string of lights out of a box, plugged them in to the wall socket, and then pluged in his floodlight in the attic.

:)
Hey, Clevis, you are a redneck's redneck.........an Okie.

Iowanian
04-05-2005, 11:09 AM
For some reason, that thread starter got some Rodney Carrington singin' in my head.

"aaaaaaaaaah Like my women like I like mah chicken...with a little bit'o'fat on the end..
Not too muuuuch and not too little
Just enough ta make meee griiiiiin"

ENDelt260
04-05-2005, 11:30 AM
For some reason, that thread starter got some Rodney Carrington singin' in my head.

Titties and beer...

I still can't believe someone gave that guy a network TV show.