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Count Alex's Wins
04-05-2005, 11:48 PM
Apparently Roy thinks his girlfriend has decided to dump him. He's pretty broken up about it and asked me to post this thread.

I'm not sure if it's true or not but he told me she said she "didn't want to talk to him and she was sick."

Please let him know there are plenty of fish in the sea.

ChiTown
04-05-2005, 11:49 PM
Internet Porn - get you some

royr17
04-05-2005, 11:50 PM
This is so hard for me.

WHY ME LORD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

royr17
04-05-2005, 11:51 PM
There is nothin i liked doin more then spendin time with her

Logical
04-05-2005, 11:52 PM
I think I may just wait for Roy's dad to ask support. You have been a better citizen on the BB lately, but this thread suffers from your past history. If you are sincere then you will just have to accept my apology for my doubts.

jspchief
04-05-2005, 11:52 PM
Maybe she just dooesn't feel good....

Phobia
04-05-2005, 11:53 PM
I don't really care. It's not like they had an HDTV together or anything....

Logical
04-05-2005, 11:53 PM
This is so hard for me.

WHY ME LORD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Are you serious or just playing along? You realize that if you are messing with people you chance gaining a reputation that is not becoming.

Count Alex's Wins
04-05-2005, 11:53 PM
There is nothin i liked doin more then spendin time with her

Find someone else to spend time with. There are tons of chicks out there.

JOhn
04-05-2005, 11:54 PM
I don't really care. It's not like they had an HDTV together or anything....
ROFL

Logical
04-05-2005, 11:54 PM
I don't really care. It's not like they had an HDTV together or anything....
:LOL:

Count Alex's Wins
04-05-2005, 11:54 PM
Are you serious or just playing along? You realize that if you are messing with people you chance gaining a reputation that is not becoming.

I think he's serious.

royr17
04-05-2005, 11:54 PM
Are you serious or just playing along? You realize that if you are messing with people you chance gaining a reputation that is not becoming.

Im serious :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

ChiTown
04-05-2005, 11:54 PM
Are you serious or just playing along? You realize that if you are messing with people you chance gaining a reputation that is not becoming.

Not sure that's a big deal to a kid his age.

Logical
04-05-2005, 11:55 PM
There is nothin i liked doin more then spendin time with her

Cmon you know you like attending Chiefs games more. :thumb:

ChiTown
04-05-2005, 11:56 PM
Find someone else to spend time with. There are tons of chicks out there.

Yeah, and some of them actually spend time away from their computers and don't dress up like Princess Leah on the weekends.........

Brando
04-05-2005, 11:57 PM
I don't really care. It's not like they had an HDTV together or anything....
Yeah WTF? C'mon man...it's not over till she calls the cops on your ass for nuthin'.

J Diddy
04-05-2005, 11:57 PM
Internet Porn - get you some


:thumb:

HemiEd
04-05-2005, 11:57 PM
I don't really care. It's not like they had an HDTV together or anything....

:clap: ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
04-05-2005, 11:58 PM
Porn is great therapy..........3 minutes at a time.

Bwana
04-05-2005, 11:59 PM
There is a lot more out there Jr. Just go find one and have fun.

royr17
04-05-2005, 11:59 PM
Cmon you know you like attending Chiefs games more. :thumb:

Yea well i was gonna take her to one too

J Diddy
04-05-2005, 11:59 PM
Porn is great therapy..........3 minutes at a time.

:shake:

ChiTown
04-05-2005, 11:59 PM
Porn is great therapy..........3 minutes at a time.

braggert

J Diddy
04-06-2005, 12:00 AM
Yea well i was gonna take her to one too+


How old are you?

royr17
04-06-2005, 12:01 AM
+


How old are you?

im goin on 21

Logical
04-06-2005, 12:02 AM
We are going to need a separate Hall of Classics forun for emotional baggage related threads. ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
04-06-2005, 12:02 AM
braggert


What can I say, I have an excellent imagination.............and a wife..............

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:02 AM
Yea well i was gonna take her to one too
Hey bud, I know what's it like to be down and in the dumps. My best friend asked me this question this last week, "where's the first girl that broke your heart right now?", I answered, "I don't know.", he retorted, "why?", I responded, "because I don't give an F." He went on to remind me that I will think the same way about the ex finance in a few months.
It always, well almost always stings, but you move on and believe me there will be plenty more. This girl and what you are feeling right now will one day be a distant memory. Keep your chin up!

Cochise
04-06-2005, 12:02 AM
Roy man, don't take it too hard. I think everyone here has felt like that before, and most of them have ended up finding the right person and reproducing, (unfortunately in some cases).

Hopefully it will still work out for this one, but don't worry if it doesn't. Most people aren't lucky enough to avoid marriage for a lifetime :D

Bwana
04-06-2005, 12:03 AM
We are going to need a separate Hall of Classics forun for emotional baggage related threads. ROFL

It must be the season the ladies go nuts or something. :eek:

ChiTown
04-06-2005, 12:04 AM
im goin on 21

Seriously?

Well, that's different then. Sack up and get your pole back in the water. I thought you were some love sick high schooler. sheesh

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:04 AM
We are going to need a separate Hall of Classics forun for emotional baggage related threads. ROFL
I promise not to author anymore of those threads for a long time. That is unless the cops show up again tonight. Seeing how it's me, the dogs, and Boulevard Pale Ale I don't think that will be happening.

Logical
04-06-2005, 12:05 AM
Roy man, don't take it too hard. I think everyone here has felt like that before, and most of them have ended up finding the right person and reproducing, (unfortunately in some cases).

Hopefully it will still work out for this one, but don't worry if it doesn't. Most people aren't lucky enough to avoid marriage for a lifetime :D

Wow don't tell me you reproduced, you pervert.

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:05 AM
It must be the season the ladies go nuts or something. :eek:

The cool thing it's that spring has started. Something about spring gets all the single ones horny. At least the bitches timing was right on both our accounts.

Cochise
04-06-2005, 12:06 AM
I promise not to author anymore of those threads for a long time. That is unless the cops show up again tonight. Seeing how it's me, the dogs, and Boulevard Pale Ale I don't think that will be happening.

After watching most of my friends get married the past couple years I can definitively say that being a bachelor ain't half bad. Being your own boss is a good thing to be any day of the week :thumb:

J Diddy
04-06-2005, 12:06 AM
im goin on 21

As somebody who just went through my twenties, take it from me.

What you got at 21 ain't what you want at 30.
Even 25 for the matter.

Cheer up, rejection sucks, don't make it the end of the world.

Give it a day or 2, hang out with your friends and have patience.

The right one will come along, if your head is down you'll miss her.

Cochise
04-06-2005, 12:06 AM
Wow don't tell me you reproduced, you pervert.

Can humans conceive with socks?

Logical
04-06-2005, 12:06 AM
I promise not to author anymore of those threads for a long time. That is unless the cops show up again tonight. Seeing how it's me, the dogs, and Boulevard Pale Ale I don't think that will be happening.


Heck no man they are entertaining, though I really do sympathize with your pain and suffering.

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:06 AM
Wow don't tell me you reproduced, you pervert.

Seriously, how do you reproduce with a crusty old tube sock?

Logical
04-06-2005, 12:07 AM
Can humans conceive with socks?

I hope not or we could have little Gochiefs running around.

Cochise
04-06-2005, 12:07 AM
Seriously, how do you reproduce with a crusty old tube sock?

Blaha! I am quicker on the sock than you are.

J Diddy
04-06-2005, 12:07 AM
After watching most of my friends get married the past couple years I can definitively say that being a bachelor ain't half bad. Being your own boss is a good thing to be any day of the week :thumb:

It truly is, but someone to wash your underwear ain't without it's benefits.:thumb:

ChiTown
04-06-2005, 12:08 AM
Blaha! I am quicker on the sock than you are.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

You guys have sock races? Daaaaayum.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-06-2005, 12:09 AM
Seriously, how do you reproduce with a crusty old tube sock?


I thought you were suppossed to replace them at the first sign of 3rd degree crustation?

Cochise
04-06-2005, 12:09 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

You guys have sock races? Daaaaayum.

No, he uses his panty hose so I won't race him anymore. That's cheating.

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:10 AM
Seriously, how do you reproduce with a crusty old tube sock?

Cochise
Can humans conceive with socks?
That's jacked up that we posted that at the same time. There's definitely something out of alignment with the stars.
First GoChiefs adds 2+2 to equal 4 without his dad and uncles stones in his face and now this.

Cochise
04-06-2005, 12:10 AM
I thought you were suppossed to replace them at the first sign of 3rd degree crustation?

What degree are they when they will stand up on their own?

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:11 AM
It truly is, but someone to wash your underwear ain't without it's benefits.:thumb:

Sh*t you just reminded me that I'm going to have to start doing my own laundry again. Now I'm going to start a new depression thread. Thanks dude. You suck! :cuss:

Mr. Flopnuts
04-06-2005, 12:12 AM
What degree are they when they will stand up on their own?


Dude..........they've passed 3rd degree crustation. That form has yet to be graded............Lucky bastard

royr17
04-06-2005, 12:14 AM
Seriously?

Well, that's different then. Sack up and get your pole back in the water. I thought you were some love sick high schooler. sheesh

yep seriously

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:14 AM
Enough crusticle discussion. C'mon Roy..open up..talk to us.

KCChiefsMan
04-06-2005, 12:22 AM
I say get over it bro! never show weakness, don't go back to her and beg. Find a hotter girl and try to show her off to the bitch.

royr17
04-06-2005, 12:23 AM
Guys what I think is goin on is, she is not really dumpin me but that she wants to explore the field and find out who she wants to be with the most, and if im the one that makes her feel the happiest then i'll be the one.

She's told me before she has wanted to see other ppl before gettin serious so maybe thats what she is doin.

Tryin to find out which one she wants the most. Do you think thats what it could be guys ?

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:26 AM
Guys what I think is goin on is, she is not really dumpin me but that she wants to explore the field and find out who she wants to be with the most, and if im the one that makes her feel the happiest then i'll be the one.

She's told me before she has wanted to see other ppl before gettin serious so maybe thats what she is doin.

Tryin to find out which one she wants the most. Do you think thats what it could be guys ?

Do not call this rotten lil bitch for a week. Every time you want to pick up the phone remind yourself that it will just drive her into some other dudes arms. If she calls blow off her messages. DO NOT TALK TO HER. If she really likes you she will be begging for you back. At that point I say you should lay some serious wood then tell her that you've got a date with someone else that you're going to be late for.

J Diddy
04-06-2005, 12:28 AM
Sh*t you just reminded me that I'm going to have to start doing my own laundry again. Now I'm going to start a new depression thread. Thanks dude. You suck! :cuss:

Doing what I can to make the world a better place.

:)

Spicy McHaggis
04-06-2005, 12:30 AM
Guys what I think is goin on is, she is not really dumpin me but that she wants to explore the field and find out who she wants to be with the most, and if im the one that makes her feel the happiest then i'll be the one.

She's told me before she has wanted to see other ppl before gettin serious so maybe thats what she is doin.

Tryin to find out which one she wants the most. Do you think thats what it could be guys ?

I had ex-girlfriend that said she wanted to do the same thing. Apparently though the rule only applies to her and she'll get mad if you sleep with one of her friends. I suggest doing that and taping her reaction to send into College Humor.

Phobia
04-06-2005, 12:33 AM
Guys what I think is goin on is, she is not really dumpin me but that she wants to explore the field and find out who she wants to be with the most, and if im the one that makes her feel the happiest then i'll be the one.

She's told me before she has wanted to see other ppl before gettin serious so maybe thats what she is doin.

Tryin to find out which one she wants the most. Do you think thats what it could be guys ?


Roy,

This broad met you for the first time on a Friday and was sucking your peter within half an hour of her arrival. She's been porked more times than Hormel. Yeah, she was fun to ride around on for a while, but you couldn't seriously be considering a long term relationship with the Ho, could you? Could you?

I thought you had 6 chicks chasing you around.... Go for one of the others.

My guess is you puppydogged her to death and the "just want to see other ppl" is her way of letting you down gently.

J Diddy
04-06-2005, 12:38 AM
Roy,

This broad met you for the first time on a Friday and was sucking your peter within half an hour of her arrival. She's been porked more times than Hormel. Yeah, she was fun to ride around on for a while, but you couldn't seriously be considering a long term relationship with the Ho, could you? Could you?

I thought you had 6 chicks chasing you around.... Go for one of the others.

My guess is you puppydogged her to death and the "just want to see other ppl" is her way of letting you down gently.

Truth is I did the same thing with a chick I dug in High school. Same results but said chick became my best friend. Except when she hooked up with an asshole from a rival school. He showed up and roughed her up in the parking lot. I ran into him at the fall festival. Lit him up like a christmas tree.

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:45 AM
Truth is I did the same thing with a chick I dug in High school. Same results but said chick became my best friend. Except when she hooked up with an asshole from a rival school. He showed up and roughed her up in the parking lot. I ran into him at the fall festival. Lit him up like a christmas tree.
Now that is a good story!

Seriously Roy, was she really hummin' the theme to cummin' around the mountain within a half an hour of meeting her? If she was those girls are called whores. Have your five minutes with them and be glad that you were spared from jerkin' the gerkin for a night.

Nzoner
04-06-2005, 12:47 AM
We are going to need a separate Hall of Classics forun for emotional baggage related threads. ROFL

Yep,between the bickering and bitches dumping guys these last few days I'd say we're well on our way to our own reality tv series.

J Diddy
04-06-2005, 12:51 AM
Yep,between the bickering and bitches dumping guys these last few days I'd say we're well on our way to our own reality tv series.


Survivor

Chiefs planet

The toughest one yet.

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:53 AM
Yep,between the bickering and bitches dumping guys these last few days I'd say we're well on our way to our own reality tv series.
I'm thinking about turning my experience into a book. Figure chicks write all kinds of books about how shitty men are. Thing would sell like hotcakes. They get all wrapped up in shit like "Desperate Housecunts". I could name the book, "Stupid Housecunt".

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:54 AM
Survivor

Chiefs planet

The toughest one yet.

This week RoyJR gets voted off the island by some dirty skank. Next week watch Brando push his ex into the brush fire on the beach before Johnny Five shows up at the hut.

|Zach|
04-06-2005, 12:55 AM
The Planet tried to warn you to slow it down and gave a lot of good advice...I would keep listening to the good advice...

Phobia
04-06-2005, 12:55 AM
Roy, close the chat window with the little ho and tell us all that ails thee. The dude she's dating now didn't puppydog her. That's why he's pounding that nasty ass and you're pounding your fist.

Brando
04-06-2005, 12:59 AM
Roy, close the chat window with the little ho and tell us all that ails thee. The dude she's dating now didn't puppydog her. That's why he's pounding that nasty ass and you're pounding your fist.
Definitely...any girl that does down easier than Bob Dole's erection does not want to be treated like she's someone special. See my post the other day about the chick that liked to be punched in the face during sex.

royr17
04-06-2005, 01:09 AM
Delete this thread, it was a terrible idea, delete it now plz ..........

Mr. Flopnuts
04-06-2005, 01:13 AM
Definitely...any girl that does down easier than Bob Dole's erection does not want to be treated like she's someone special. See my post the other day about the chick that liked to be punched in the face during sex.


ROFL ROFL ROFL rep worthy

Phobia
04-06-2005, 01:14 AM
Delete this thread, it was a terrible idea, delete it now plz ..........

Sorry dude. We don't delete bad ideas. You need to discover your bad ideas an hour before you have been for the past 6 months or so....

I will, however, hide it in the romper room. That's the best I can offer.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-06-2005, 01:14 AM
Delete this thread, it was a terrible idea, delete it now plz ..........


Will this be linked with the one in the Hall of Classics? I just went through that one last night. Not bad a tall.

ENDelt260
04-06-2005, 01:41 AM
My best friend asked me this question this last week, "where's the first girl that broke your heart right now?", I answered, "I don't know.", he retorted, "why?"

"Because my alcohol riddled brain doesn't even remember who she was anymore."

ENDelt260
04-06-2005, 01:43 AM
I promise not to author anymore of those threads for a long time. That is unless the cops show up again tonight. Seeing how it's me, the dogs, and Boulevard Pale Ale I don't think that will be happening.
Least I hope not. If your next thread is about your pending bestiality charge, I'm really not gonna wanna go to Mexico with you.

ENDelt260
04-06-2005, 01:45 AM
I say get over it bro! never show weakness, don't go back to her and beg. Find a hotter girl and try to show her off to the bitch.
F*ck that. Build a robot.

Ultra Peanut
04-06-2005, 01:53 AM
Guys what I think is goin on is, she is not really dumpin me but that she wants to explore the field and find out who she wants to be with the most, and if im the one that makes her feel the happiest then i'll be the one.

She's told me before she has wanted to see other ppl before gettin serious so maybe thats what she is doin.

Tryin to find out which one she wants the most. Do you think thats what it could be guys ?Dude, she is Edgerton Hartwell and you are the Chiefs. That shit ain't coming back.

stumppy
04-06-2005, 02:35 AM
Delete this thread, it was a terrible idea, delete it now plz ..........

I'll be damned, I think I actually saw the light click on above your head roy.


Listen roy, you've gotten some pretty solid advice on how to deal with this relationship along with any future ones you might have. The only problem with all this advice is it's falling on deaf ears. No big deal, that's what happens when anyone tries to give us guys advice. Especially the guys around your age. When you get to be an old man like skip or me or your dad it will be easier to accept and apply good advice.
In the mean time, you need to come up with your own rules and standards that you go by when it comes to relationships with women. And stick to them ! You don't need some big long list of standards that women have to meet. Just a few basic rules to go by. You have to decide what they are on your own. Just make sure it would take a person of good chacter to meet YOUR standards before you even think about a serious relationship with her.
If they don't meet your standards for long term relationship, that's not a problem. Short term relationships can be a helluva lota fun. Just keep in mind that they are short term.


Anyways, sooner or later you'll realize this current chick is definately NOT long term material. Hopefully sooner.:thumb:



I hope this helps you out.
Then again, I just hope it makes sense. It's pretty damn late and I should have headed for bed hours ago.

The Bad Guy
04-06-2005, 08:46 AM
Please do not let a girl bring you down.

It's been a nightmare week for me because of the passing of a friend me and my 2 brothers were very close to. He was just 19 years old and his death was so sudden, completely unexpected, and the cops don't exactly know how he ended up on a sidewalk dead.

My point is with all this is to maximize life. Don't sit there and sulk over some girl who won't matter in 5 years. Go out, have a good time and find another girl, hell find lots of girls. It's not the end of your life because this one didn't work out.

It sucks, but so does life sometimes.

Mr. Kotter
04-06-2005, 10:55 AM
I say get over it bro! never show weakness, don't go back to her and beg. Find a hotter girl and try to show her off to the bitch.

Often when I read your posts, I picture Chris Rock in my mind... :hmmm:

Mark M
04-06-2005, 10:59 AM
Often when I read your posts, I picture Chris Rock in my mind... :hmmm:
That's funny ... I always picture this guy ...

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Misc-AOL-Luv.jpg

MM
~~:D

Logical
04-06-2005, 08:49 PM
F*ck that. Build a robot.Excellent, ancient cross thread humor.

Predarat
04-08-2005, 01:21 PM
Guys what I think is goin on is, she is not really dumpin me but that she wants to explore the field and find out who she wants to be with the most, and if im the one that makes her feel the happiest then i'll be the one.

She's told me before she has wanted to see other ppl before gettin serious so maybe thats what she is doin.

Tryin to find out which one she wants the most. Do you think thats what it could be guys ?
Your toast with this chick. Its Friday, find one of those others thats chasing you and have a wild weekend!!