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Braincase
04-06-2005, 11:59 AM
Should Brando go for the break-up sex?

Simplex3
04-06-2005, 12:06 PM
I would have said yes up until her calling the cops a couple nights ago. Now I'd be afraid she'd go psycho on him and file false rape charges. Best to keep the little friend put away and :whackit: IMO.

:whackit: assumes he:
1. Can't get it anywhere else
2. Doesn't want to buy a hooker
3. Can't go another day without relieving the pressure

kc rush
04-06-2005, 12:09 PM
Hell no. He should run.

The only way he should do it is if he gets the HDTV out of the deal.

Braincase
04-06-2005, 12:11 PM
Hell no. He should run.

The only way he should do it is if he gets the HDTV out of the deal.

Hmmm. I should've worked that into the pole...er, poll.

milkman
04-06-2005, 12:16 PM
I don't know what he should do.

Maybe he should ask Jerry Springer.

Spicy McHaggis
04-06-2005, 12:17 PM
Yeah as un-guylike as it sounds, you don't want sex in this case. She sounds nuts and even in my relative youth I've learned that once you break up with a crazy girl it's best to cut off all contact. Ignore her completely.

Just like we do with the squid...
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/characters/pics/squid_tn.jpg
"Um, earthquake." "Truck going by."

Bwana
04-06-2005, 12:18 PM
Nope, stick a fork in it.

RaiderH8r
04-06-2005, 12:22 PM
Trade her to Michael Vick for an autographed jersey and then screw her sister.

Braincase
04-06-2005, 12:34 PM
Had to ask though. Had a fiance in '93, and when we broke it off, we had one night of torrid "one for the road" game of ten toes.

Rain Man
04-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Don't even go for a breakup handshake. Go for a breakup "peel rubber in her driveway and generate enough smoke to make her cough up sputum and other body fluids".

Bob Dole
04-06-2005, 01:09 PM
...make her cough up sputum and other body fluids".

Stop it.

That's how she hooked him the first time.

Amnorix
04-06-2005, 01:15 PM
Not just "no", but "HELL NO!!"


The goal here is to run away as fast as you can, not to see if she can end up filing rape or paternity charges against him. :shake:

RaiderH8r
04-06-2005, 01:17 PM
Maybe a final "blast in the ass" to make her remember the good times? (Don't bother even spitting on it first) Be Bad Santa

Iowanian
04-06-2005, 01:19 PM
The Next time He finds himself behind her, while she is presenting her backside, the only thing he should be thinking about is whacking her cranium mercelessly with a whiffle bat.

Ari Chi3fs
04-06-2005, 01:19 PM
Only if you accidently slip out and OWN HER ass. heh. Whoopsie... Sorry 'bout that.

RedNFeisty
04-06-2005, 01:21 PM
I don't think I would go that route. If you slip it in the rear or get to over the top nasty, the bitch is likely to call the cops and report rape. She has already called the cops once.

RaiderH8r
04-06-2005, 01:22 PM
Only if you accidently slip out and OWN HER ass. heh. Whoopsie... Sorry 'bout that.
Sorry babe...."Poops I did it again, slipped in your bung and came on your face. Ooh baby baby".

RaiderH8r
04-06-2005, 01:22 PM
I don't think I would go that route. If you slip it in the rear or get to over the top nasty, the bitch is likely to call the cops and report rape. She has already called the cops once.
Yeah, she does sound like a real peach.....I say stick her sister in the poop chute.

Iowanian
04-06-2005, 01:24 PM
I've already given Brando all the advice he needs on this subject.

If he doesn't go for the rebound gal at the bar with the arse 1 size larger than her frame in the mini.....it MUST be with the girl that will bother his ex the most....best friend, enemy or girl she was jealous of when dating.

Anything other than that, and he'll get no further serious commentary from this poster.

alpha_omega
04-06-2005, 01:25 PM
NO!

Mr. Laz
04-06-2005, 01:30 PM
not only "NO" ... but "HELL NO!!!"


nothing good will come from it ... just jackoff if you must


Bad things:

1. pregnancy
2. emotionally hooked again
3. false rape charges etc


good things:

1. gets a nut

Amnorix
04-06-2005, 01:36 PM
Seems to be a strange echo in here.... :hmmm: :)
Not just "no", but "HELL NO!!"


not only "NO" ... but "HELL NO!!!"

Mr. Laz
04-06-2005, 01:47 PM
Seems to be a strange echo in here.... :hmmm: :)
heh.. guess i should of read the thread before responding.

but it was pretty much a no-brainer to me :)