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Wile_E_Coyote
04-06-2005, 05:51 PM
"spit it out, it's a piece of ass!"

KCWolfman
04-06-2005, 05:53 PM
I can't take 67 more of those.

Thig Lyfe
04-06-2005, 05:53 PM
What one cannibal say to the other when he tried to eat Carl Peterson?

Fat Elvis
04-06-2005, 05:59 PM
Rectum? Damned near killed him.

Thig Lyfe
04-06-2005, 06:00 PM
I thought we were providing the setup.

My bad.

FloridaChief
04-06-2005, 06:03 PM
"And the father says, 'The Aristocrats!'...

bogie
04-06-2005, 06:09 PM
A hog that good you don't want to eat all at once.

vailpass
04-06-2005, 06:10 PM
"God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly"

DeepSouth
04-06-2005, 06:11 PM
It bit the end off a submarine and sucked all the seamen out.

Over-Head
04-06-2005, 06:13 PM
"I said prick his boil you idiot!"

Bwana
04-06-2005, 06:32 PM
"The first thing they find is the black box and I'm going to be in it!"

Ultra Peanut
04-06-2005, 06:33 PM
... and so the pirate says, "ARRRRR! It's drivin' me nuts!"

I had to do it.

redhed
04-06-2005, 06:47 PM
But these ARE my pants!

Braincase
04-06-2005, 07:14 PM
"Can you tell me how to turn it off?"

Iowanian
04-06-2005, 07:16 PM
"oh.... then you ain't going to like Tuesdays much "

KCWolfman
04-06-2005, 07:17 PM
Coffee break's over, back on your heads.

big nasty kcnut
04-06-2005, 07:18 PM
That why i can never make love to madonna

Iowanian
04-06-2005, 07:20 PM
"hahahaha Earl picked 10 watermelons"

bogie
04-06-2005, 07:21 PM
That's alright, we can't go back into Safeway either... (or something like that)

bogie
04-06-2005, 07:21 PM
You're supposed to put the potato in front!

redhed
04-06-2005, 07:22 PM
Okay then, death by Chi-chi!!

gblowfish
04-06-2005, 07:32 PM
"Don't just stand there, read the card!!"
"One's a group of cunning runts..."
"Alright! I'll do the goddamn dishes!!"
"That, my dear OJ, is how its done..."
"Where the hell did I leave my pencil?"
"AAAAGH! TOO MUCH SUGAR!!!!"

Thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress...
I'll be here all week!

4th and Long
04-06-2005, 07:33 PM
Thermometer? If that's my thermometer, then where's my pen?

dilligaf
04-06-2005, 08:19 PM
I'm just amazed that your guts dont fall out.

dilligaf
04-06-2005, 08:21 PM
"oh.... then you ain't going to like Tuesdays much "
One of my all time favs! :clap:

Ari Chi3fs
04-06-2005, 08:23 PM
I said a BUD LIGHT!

LiL stumppy
04-06-2005, 08:26 PM
im confused,what are we doing here?

Thig Lyfe
04-06-2005, 08:50 PM
That's no woman to whom I am legally bound, that's my hooker!

BigOlChiefsfan
04-06-2005, 10:04 PM
I'm not worried, you'll got to sleep any minute now because that was a bar-bitch-you-ate.

While Homicide:Life On The Streets fans may remember:

You're not really here for the hunting at all, are you?

whoman69
04-06-2005, 11:03 PM
They're the guys holding old Joe down, they don't go for that sh!t neither.

Ari Chi3fs
04-07-2005, 12:00 AM
The man replied, "Great, give some to your husband the next time you see him , and tell him to keep away from my wife."

C-Mac
04-07-2005, 12:06 AM
This is like deja vu all over again.

Frazod
04-07-2005, 12:06 AM
You think that's bad? Last night there was some guy in there f#cking a chicken!

ChiTown
04-07-2005, 12:08 AM
So she passed on the tuna and blew a whale...............

big nasty kcnut
04-07-2005, 12:11 AM
That why my mom won't make veal anymore.

J Diddy
04-07-2005, 12:11 AM
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit...

J Diddy
04-07-2005, 12:12 AM
Damnit brian get away from that man before he shits on you...

MeaTy The Pimp
04-07-2005, 06:16 AM
Beer nuts are $1.39, and deer nuts are under a buck.

Otter
04-07-2005, 06:36 AM
Why do you ask Two Dogs F#ucking?

Wile_E_Coyote
04-07-2005, 07:30 AM
"ankle warmers"

"...and if I knew how to swim, I would come out there & kick your ass"

Thig Lyfe
04-07-2005, 08:02 AM
And that's how I became a urologist.

ExtremeChief
04-07-2005, 08:18 AM
"It was only $20 to tell you he was dead, but the lab report and cat scan cost $400."

Fire Me Boy!
04-07-2005, 08:29 AM
Take smaller licks...

ROYC75
04-07-2005, 08:41 AM
I gave a buck for a duck,a f*ck for the duck and got 15 bucks for my f*cked up duck.

ExtremeChief
04-07-2005, 09:00 AM
Rover said, "I never had 20 dollars before."

Iowanian
04-07-2005, 09:20 AM
afroturf

Iowanian
04-07-2005, 09:20 AM
I'm gonna get me a roll of duct tape and come with you.

KCTitus
04-07-2005, 09:27 AM
Suprise! Suprise! That's not my finger either! [/Gomer Pyle]

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-07-2005, 09:30 AM
Then the plumber said "plunger...I hardly know her..."

Iowanian
04-07-2005, 09:30 AM
As he calmly stirred the fire coals with his Unit.

stevieray
04-07-2005, 09:34 AM
and it's deep, too.

Radar Chief
04-07-2005, 09:57 AM
Rectum?! Damn near killed’em!

Iowanian
04-07-2005, 09:57 AM
Cause he wanted to see Time Fly

stevieray
04-07-2005, 10:03 AM
ok, who farted?

Baby Lee
04-07-2005, 10:04 AM
28 years old and you still believe in Leprachauns?

ExtremeChief
04-07-2005, 10:05 AM
The man looked down and said, "Damn!! I lost my girlfriend too!"

Duck Dog
04-07-2005, 10:16 AM
"why would anyone name a drink, Ralph?"

Iowanian
04-07-2005, 10:20 AM
I bet that man over there $500 I could piss on the counter and you'd be happy about it.

Baby Lee
04-07-2005, 10:24 AM
Checkin' fer squirrels.

Iowanian
04-07-2005, 10:46 AM
I'm laughin because Fred is in the rough knocking the hell out of your Pussywillows.

Iowanian
04-07-2005, 10:46 AM
and then you said "Skunk, Killed with a hatchet"

Boise_Chief
04-07-2005, 10:51 AM
You don't understand, Chunks is my dog.