just the punch line

[Wile_E_Coyote]

"spit it out, it's a piece of ass!"

[KCWolfman]

I can't take 67 more of those.

[Thig Lyfe]

What one cannibal say to the other when he tried to eat Carl Peterson?

[Fat Elvis]

Rectum? Damned near killed him.

[Thig Lyfe]

I thought we were providing the setup.

My bad.

[FloridaChief]

"And the father says, 'The Aristocrats!'...

[bogie]

A hog that good you don't want to eat all at once.

[vailpass]

"God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly"

[DeepSouth]

It bit the end off a submarine and sucked all the seamen out.

[Over-Head]

"I said prick his boil you idiot!"

[Bwana]

"The first thing they find is the black box and I'm going to be in it!"

[Ultra Peanut]

... and so the pirate says, "ARRRRR! It's drivin' me nuts!"

I had to do it.

[redhed]

But these ARE my pants!

[Braincase]

"Can you tell me how to turn it off?"

[Iowanian]

"oh.... then you ain't going to like Tuesdays much "

[KCWolfman]

Coffee break's over, back on your heads.

[big nasty kcnut]

That why i can never make love to madonna

[Iowanian]

"hahahaha Earl picked 10 watermelons"

[bogie]

That's alright, we can't go back into Safeway either... (or something like that)

[bogie]

You're supposed to put the potato in front!

[redhed]

Okay then, death by Chi-chi!!

[gblowfish]

"Don't just stand there, read the card!!"
"One's a group of cunning runts..."
"Alright! I'll do the goddamn dishes!!"
"That, my dear OJ, is how its done..."
"Where the hell did I leave my pencil?"
"AAAAGH! TOO MUCH SUGAR!!!!"

Thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress...
I'll be here all week!

[4th and Long]

Thermometer? If that's my thermometer, then where's my pen?

[dilligaf]

I'm just amazed that your guts dont fall out.

[dilligaf]

"oh.... then you ain't going to like Tuesdays much "
One of my all time favs! :clap:

[Ari Chi3fs]

I said a BUD LIGHT!

[LiL stumppy]

im confused,what are we doing here?

[Thig Lyfe]

That's no woman to whom I am legally bound, that's my hooker!

[BigOlChiefsfan]

I'm not worried, you'll got to sleep any minute now because that was a bar-bitch-you-ate.

While Homicide:Life On The Streets fans may remember:

You're not really here for the hunting at all, are you?

[whoman69]

They're the guys holding old Joe down, they don't go for that sh!t neither.

[Ari Chi3fs]

The man replied, "Great, give some to your husband the next time you see him , and tell him to keep away from my wife."

[C-Mac]

This is like deja vu all over again.

[frazod]

You think that's bad? Last night there was some guy in there f#cking a chicken!

[ChiTown]

So she passed on the tuna and blew a whale...............

[big nasty kcnut]

That why my mom won't make veal anymore.

[J Diddy]

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit...

[J Diddy]

Damnit brian get away from that man before he shits on you...

[MeaTy The Pimp]

Beer nuts are $1.39, and deer nuts are under a buck.

[Otter]

Why do you ask Two Dogs F#ucking?

[Wile_E_Coyote]

"ankle warmers"

"...and if I knew how to swim, I would come out there & kick your ass"

[Thig Lyfe]

And that's how I became a urologist.

[ExtremeChief]

"It was only $20 to tell you he was dead, but the lab report and cat scan cost $400."

[Fire Me Boy!]

Take smaller licks...

[ROYC75]

I gave a buck for a duck,a f*ck for the duck and got 15 bucks for my f*cked up duck.

[ExtremeChief]

Rover said, "I never had 20 dollars before."

[Iowanian]

afroturf

[Iowanian]

I'm gonna get me a roll of duct tape and come with you.

[KCTitus]

Suprise! Suprise! That's not my finger either! [/Gomer Pyle]

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

Then the plumber said "plunger...I hardly know her..."

[Iowanian]

As he calmly stirred the fire coals with his Unit.

[stevieray]

and it's deep, too.

[Radar Chief]

Rectum?! Damn near killed’em!

[Iowanian]

Cause he wanted to see Time Fly

[stevieray]

ok, who farted?

[Baby Lee]

28 years old and you still believe in Leprachauns?

[ExtremeChief]

The man looked down and said, "Damn!! I lost my girlfriend too!"

[Duck Dog]

"why would anyone name a drink, Ralph?"

[Iowanian]

I bet that man over there $500 I could piss on the counter and you'd be happy about it.

[Baby Lee]

Checkin' fer squirrels.

[Iowanian]

I'm laughin because Fred is in the rough knocking the hell out of your Pussywillows.

[Iowanian]

and then you said "Skunk, Killed with a hatchet"

[Boise_Chief]

You don't understand, Chunks is my dog.