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|Zach|
04-09-2005, 07:59 PM
The sausage king of Chicago?

Ultra Peanut
04-09-2005, 08:04 PM
Yeah. That's me.

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 08:05 PM
Pardon my French...but you're an asshole!

Oh SLOAN deahhh! Run along now!

Mmm mmm mmm, what a little asshole.

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 08:05 PM
NINE times.

Miles
04-09-2005, 08:09 PM
I have a noon reservation for a party of three.

Tribal Warfare
04-09-2005, 08:10 PM
Swing Batta Batta Batta, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Swing Batta!

tomahawk kid
04-09-2005, 08:11 PM
"Wrap a hot towel around my head?"

"Oh Ed, you sounded like Dirt Harry just then."

siberian khatru
04-09-2005, 08:12 PM
Ah, good, an excuse to post a Mia Sara pic:

http://bop.borderline-angel.com/02bfa580.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 08:12 PM
The game is up. Your ass is mine!

*SPLOOSH*

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 08:13 PM
GRAAAAAAAAAACE!

Der Flöprer
04-09-2005, 08:13 PM
Just roll her old bones on down here and I'll release Sloan.

You want me to produce a corpse?

Ed, Ferris Bueller on line 2.

tomahawk kid
04-09-2005, 08:13 PM
Ah, good, an excuse to post a Mia Sara pic:

http://bop.borderline-angel.com/02bfa580.jpg

What ever happened to her?

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 08:14 PM
Pucker up, buttercup!

Tribal Warfare
04-09-2005, 08:14 PM
Touch me I yell rat

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 08:14 PM
You say ferris bueller you lose a testicle.

siberian khatru
04-09-2005, 08:15 PM
What ever happened to her?

She was nekkid in "Timecop."

She was married to Sean Connery's son at one point.

Tribal Warfare
04-09-2005, 08:16 PM
If you had access to car like this would you bring it back right away? Neither would I

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:04 PM
A) You can never go too far. B) If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:06 PM
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:10 PM
Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.

A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:12 PM
When Cameron was in Egypts land.... let my Cameron go...

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:12 PM
When Cameron was in Egypts land.... let my Cameron go...

I'm dying...

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:13 PM
In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the...

Anyone?
Anyone?...

the Great Depression, passed the...

Anyone?
Anyone?

The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act?

Which, anyone?
Raised or lowered?...

raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work?

Anyone?
Anyone know the effects?

It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this.

Anyone know what this is?
Class?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone seen this before?

The Laffer Curve.

Anyone know what this says?

It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980?

Anyone?
Something d - o - o economics.

"Voodoo" economics.

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:14 PM
I'm dying...
Youre not dying, you just cant think of anything good to do.

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:15 PM
Youre not dying, you just cant think of anything good to do.

If you don't like the way I participate in your stupid bullshit then don't ask me to be a part of it!

SNR
04-09-2005, 09:16 PM
Drugs?

No, thank you. I'm straight.

No, I mean are you here for drugs?

Why are YOU here?

Drugs.

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:17 PM
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:19 PM
If you don't like the way I participate in your stupid bullshit then don't ask me to be a part of it!
I heard that you were feeling ill...
Headache, fever, and a chill...
I came to help restore your pluck...
Cause I'm the nurse who likes to... *SLAM*

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:20 PM
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Man I LOVE her character in this movie. ROFL

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:22 PM
Man I LOVE her character in this movie. ROFL
I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.

Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... Its true.

What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas.

Mmm-hmm.

Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectivley govern this student body.

Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:23 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH.

CHICKA-CHICKA!

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:23 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH.

CHICKA-CHICKA!
I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:24 PM
I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

Snooty?

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:25 PM
Snooty?
Snotty!

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:29 PM
Never had one lesson!

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:29 PM
This may be my favorite one

Katie Bueller: I just picked up Jeannie at the police station! She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket, and I lost the Vermont deal because of her!

Tom Bueller: I think we should shoot her.

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:30 PM
In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.
See post #23 :p

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:31 PM
See post #23 :p

Well la-de-da

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:32 PM
Well la-de-da
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:32 PM
So THAT's how it is in their family...

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:33 PM
So THAT's how it is in their family...
You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then.

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:34 PM
You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
Really? Thanks, Grace.

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:36 PM
You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:37 PM
You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

SHAUNA!

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:38 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:42 PM
He's gonna marry me!

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:43 PM
I love driving it. It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly reccomend picking one up.

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:44 PM
He's gonna marry me!
So Im doin a web search for photos that might be related to this thread and this comes up!
http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/images/star_wars_ferris.jpg
ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:45 PM
So Im doin a web search for photos that might be related to this thread and this comes up!
http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/images/star_wars_ferris.jpg
ROFL

It's a sign of the apocalypse!

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:46 PM
It's a sign of the apocalypse!
If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.

SNR
04-09-2005, 09:46 PM
I have a test today. I have to take it. I want to get into a good college so I can have a fruitful life...

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:48 PM
http://members.aol.com/Bottger/faking.jpg
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

SNR
04-09-2005, 09:54 PM
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:54 PM
She gets a car. I get a computer.

Count Alex's Losses
04-09-2005, 09:54 PM
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Mmmmm Kristy Swanson. :hump:

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:55 PM
She gets a car. I get a computer.

How's that for being born under a bad sign?

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 09:57 PM
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Thank you Simone.

Thig Lyfe
04-09-2005, 09:59 PM
Thank you Simone.

No problem whatsoever.

Tribal Warfare
04-09-2005, 09:59 PM
what a little asshole

Tribal Warfare
04-09-2005, 10:02 PM
I'm here to restore your pluck, because I'm the nurse who likes to... (door slams)

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 10:03 PM
No problem whatsoever.
Frye? ......................

Frye? ......................

Frye? ......................

SCTrojan
04-09-2005, 10:11 PM
Not that I condone fascism. Or any isms for that matter.

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 10:19 PM
Not that I condone fascism. Or any isms for that matter.
-Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

SCTrojan
04-09-2005, 10:21 PM
Mr. Rooney. Ed. I thank you for your warmth and compassion.

elvomito
04-09-2005, 10:29 PM
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

SCTrojan
04-09-2005, 10:32 PM
Do you have a kiss for Daddy?

4th and Long
04-09-2005, 10:46 PM
Les jeux sont faits. Translation: The game is up. Your ass is mine.

SCTrojan
04-09-2005, 10:50 PM
He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, a swing batter.

big nasty kcnut
04-09-2005, 11:13 PM
life move pretty fast if you don't don't stop and smell the roses once in awhile you could miss it.

Frazod
04-09-2005, 11:33 PM
Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive. :thumb:

Bowser
04-09-2005, 11:42 PM
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

SCTrojan
04-09-2005, 11:49 PM
If he's not careful, he's gonna marry the first girl he screws. And she's going to treat him like shit.

Frazod
04-09-2005, 11:53 PM
If he's not careful, he's gonna marry the first girl he screws. And she's going to treat him like shit.

That was me. :banghead:

J Diddy
04-10-2005, 01:10 AM
That was me. :banghead:


You were the first girl he screwed?


:)

Frazod
04-10-2005, 01:13 AM
You were the first girl he screwed?


:)

nlm

Actually, that wouldn't have been an issue for Cameron. He would have died a very violent and bloody death as soon as his dad came home and saw the Ferrari.

:$2500:

deadbabyseal
04-10-2005, 06:01 AM
Whoever is in the house, or still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police! So if you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes.