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ENDelt260
04-10-2005, 09:09 PM
Good Lord. My neighbor and I are out of control. Lately we've been partying like a couple of twenty one year olds... except, with our added years of experience, we're much better at getting into trouble now.

badgirl
04-10-2005, 09:11 PM
Boring so far, but hey the night is young.
Oh I did go to the tanning bed Fri. and today and I'm already getting tanned, looks pretty good, about 5 times and I've got a good tan, then I just go like 2 time a week to keep it during the summer.

Skip Towne
04-10-2005, 09:13 PM
And?

ENDelt260
04-10-2005, 09:13 PM
What a load. That was supposed to be a multiple choice poll.

JimNasium
04-10-2005, 09:15 PM
What a load. That was supposed to be a multiple choice poll.
I hope this neighbor is a chick.

badgirl
04-10-2005, 09:15 PM
oops, didn't know there was a poll, I replied before you got it on there.

Skip Towne
04-10-2005, 09:18 PM
I hope this neighbor is a chick.
Yes, and I wonder what she weighs.

ENDelt260
04-10-2005, 09:18 PM
I hope this neighbor is a chick.
Heh... yeah, just realized I should clarify that.

While the neighbor referenced in my post is a dude, the one referenced in the booby option is, indeed, of the female persuasion. And, btw, has very, very nice boobies. She asked what I thought about her getting a boob job and I told her I'd beat her silly if she let someone take a knife to those things.

ENDelt260
04-10-2005, 09:19 PM
FTR, the $40 mens room thing didn't happen to me. It happened to my neighbor (the dude). We still don't have any idea wtf that was about. But, hey, it bought some drinks.

Count Alex's Wins
04-10-2005, 09:39 PM
I fixed my neighbor's DSL! I'M OUTTA CONTROL!

ENDelt260
04-10-2005, 09:39 PM
This is what happens when an old broken down loveseat tangles w/ a two-wheel drive half-ton chevy pickup.

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Bwana
04-10-2005, 09:49 PM
I have had weekends like that in the past, but this one was rather mellow. I slayed the hell out of a river full of trout and that's about it. Good time though and I'm relatively sure the law won't be knocking on my door within the next 24 hours. :)

schneider221
04-10-2005, 09:56 PM
First post but i cant help but notice that it HAD to have been big trash pickup day...where else do u get a couch to just run over.....we got a couch of our own from big trash pickup this weekend and went the way of burning it at the end of a long night of camping

ENDelt260
04-10-2005, 10:02 PM
First post but i cant help but notice that it HAD to have been big trash pickup day...where else do u get a couch to just run over.....we got a couch of our own from big trash pickup this weekend and went the way of burning it at the end of a long night of camping
Monday is, in fact, big trash day. Those two sofas were in my living room. They've needed to be retired for a few years now. I was gonna light one on fire, but my neighbors vetoed that action. (Something about not wanting to burn down the complex. Pussies.) Then one came up with the idea of backing over one with his pickup. After he did it, I put both of them behind my truck and gave them a couple shots. It was quality redneck entertainment. Hell... there was probably even a point when someone said, "Here hold my beer..."

The Pedestrian
04-10-2005, 10:08 PM
I worked for two days of the weekend, then the brothers came over and we all went to eat. Pretty uneventful...

Oh, and when analysing some Emily Dickinson poetry for class tonight, I realized something...all of her poems perfectly fit the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas"! I knew she was insane, but damn!

schneider221
04-10-2005, 10:10 PM
Shoulda told him to go get you another beer then lit the thing on fire before he got back

ENDelt260
04-10-2005, 10:23 PM
Shoulda told him to go get you another beer then lit the thing on fire before he got back
It was neighbors, plural. I remember at least two neighbors standing there... and a collection of friends/partygoers. I got a pretty loud, universal, "No! Stop that!" when I went after the fugger w/ a lighter.

Fun haters.

KCWolfman
04-10-2005, 10:27 PM
I mowed, weedeated, edged the sidewalk, and leaf blowed on both lots non-stop on Saturday. Madness, I tell you, sheer madness.

Rausch
04-10-2005, 10:39 PM
I found out my aunt has cancer and anywhere from 4 months to 3 years to live, my great aunt (very, very cool "old school" gal) has angina (sp?) and some serious lung problems with probably 2 weeks, and my grandfather's brother now in the hospital.

So, naturally, I made arrangements to go see them and got $#itfaced...

Demonpenz
04-10-2005, 10:44 PM
mine was pretty crazy. Turns out everyone is moving into my complex because college finals are getting here. Lots and lots of trim. Young, have a job, single, .... yeah i am going to have to keep doing cock pushups to get ready for all this pussy heading my way

Demonpenz
04-10-2005, 10:45 PM
angina is just like a heart attack jr isn't it? I thought i had it one time but it was just a long john slivers hush puppy stuck in my throat

Rausch
04-10-2005, 10:46 PM
angina is just like a heart attack jr isn't it? I thought i had it one time but it was just a long john slivers hush puppy stuck in my throat

From what I've been told it's some kind of bacteria/infection in your lungs and/or blood stream. Apparently, it's a killer...

Demonpenz
04-10-2005, 10:48 PM
wierd i looked up angina one time and it just said like lack of oxygen to your heart. Sorry to hear about your aunts

Rausch
04-10-2005, 10:49 PM
wierd i looked up angina one time and it just said like lack of oxygen to your heart. Sorry to hear about your aunts

It happens...

badgirl
04-10-2005, 10:50 PM
From what I've been told it's some kind of bacteria/infection in your lungs and/or blood stream. Apparently, it's a killer...
when I worked in CCU I saw a lot of patients had angina, never really knew what it was. :hmmm:

Nzoner
04-10-2005, 10:51 PM
I found out my aunt has cancer and anywhere from 4 months to 3 years to live, my great aunt (very, very cool "old school" gal) has angina (sp?) and some serious lung problems with probably 2 weeks, and my grandfather's brother now in the hospital.

So, naturally, I made arrangements to go see them and got $#itfaced...

Sorry about your news man.

I once lost 2 aunts and an uncle all within a year of one another,You'll be in my thoughts.Take care.

KCChiefsMan
04-10-2005, 11:40 PM
Friday night: went to the bar, drank a lot. came home and got a bunch of people over and played poker till 8am.
Sat night: went to the bar, drank a lot, came home and got even more people over and played poker and pool till 6am.

That sums up my weekend.

Demonpenz
04-10-2005, 11:46 PM
Friday night: went to the bar, drank a lot. came home and got a bunch of people over and played poker till 8am.
Sat night: went to the bar, drank a lot, came home and got even more people over and played poker and pool till 6am.

That sums up my weekend.


what bar?

KCChiefsMan
04-10-2005, 11:58 PM
what bar?


The Phoggy Dogg in Lawrence, both nights. I like that place, plus its only 2 blocks from my house

|Zach|
04-11-2005, 12:29 AM
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ENDelt260
04-11-2005, 12:33 AM
Boy that sure is pretty, Zach. What did your boyfriend have?

There were a bunch of girls from Maryville, MO at the party. Those girls were f*ckin' crazy. I never thought I'd see a turkey baster used as a party tool.

stumppy
04-11-2005, 12:35 AM
Boy that sure is pretty, Zach. What did your boyfriend have?

There were a bunch of girls from Maryville, MO at the party. Those girls were f*ckin' crazy. I never thought I'd see a turkey baster used as a party tool.


That ain't nothing, just wait til one shows up with the fuggin turkey.

|Zach|
04-11-2005, 12:35 AM
Boy that sure is pretty, Zach. What did your boyfriend have?

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ENDelt260
04-11-2005, 12:44 AM
That ain't nothing, just wait til one shows up with the fuggin turkey.
It wouldn't have surprised me to see it last night.

That turkey baster thing was even weirder than the people walking around drinking white wine out of cantaloupes. Where the f*ck do these people come from? And how the hell do they find my neighbor's condo?

Count Alex's Wins
04-11-2005, 01:22 AM
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Did you nail her?

OR

A chick who puts roofies in her own drink! Genius!

|Zach|
04-11-2005, 01:23 AM
Did you nail her?
Heh, just dating...we'll see how things go. Not yet.

|Zach|
04-11-2005, 01:23 AM
A chick who puts roofies in her own drink! Genius!
ROFL ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
04-11-2005, 01:25 AM
Heh, just dating...we'll see how things go. Not yet.

Intellectual whore.

|Zach|
04-11-2005, 01:30 AM
Intellectual whore.
:)

Ultra Peanut
04-11-2005, 05:08 AM
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Braincase
04-11-2005, 05:14 AM
Smoked some meat, played with the kids, worked in the shop, bent the wife over in the shower. The usual stuff.

Ultra Peanut
04-11-2005, 05:56 AM
Smoked some meatThat's not surprising.

Mr. Kotter
04-11-2005, 08:46 AM
Smoked some meat...

Sausage? :hmmm:

Is this your official "outing?" ;)

MOhillbilly
04-11-2005, 09:14 AM
ran through the woods drunk w/ a 12 and a dog huntng fox from about 2-30am-4am.
Dude that lives down from me dont wave anymore.




BTW sounds like youre on a nice bender.

Braincase
04-11-2005, 10:14 AM
That's not surprising.

Here's a little something for you and Gabe Kaplan...

Two small briskets, stacked... used a very spicy rub, smoked with hickory and applewood for eight hours.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=40145&stc=1
A whole pork loin, cut into two pieces. Used a nice spicy rub on it as well. Off to the side is a tub of smoked cream cheese.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=40146&stc=1

And I want thank Psicosis and Mr. Kotter for their support. Nobody rubs a hot loin like those two.

Mark M
04-11-2005, 10:16 AM
Ahhh ... to be young and single again.

So, where does "watched my son all day Saturday while doing laundry" and "worked in the yard Sunday" fall on the "getting crazy" scale?

MM
~~:hmmm:

chiefs4me
04-11-2005, 10:21 AM
Not a good weekend here. Friday nite back and forth between both boys baseball games. Saturday was the neighborhood garage sale.....what a nightmare. Sunday took the boys to ride their dirt bikes and burnt my arm on the tailpipe being silly. It hurts like hell...Austin let the damn rabbit out of his cage last night so he is running the neighborhood as I am trying to catch him. And aunt flow showed up for a visit this am....:deevee: Hope the week gets better.

Mr. Kotter
04-11-2005, 10:30 AM
Here's a little something for you and Gabe Kaplan...

Two small briskets, stacked... used a very spicy rub, smoked with hickory and applewood for eight hours.

And I want thank Psicosis and Mr. Kotter for their support. Nobody rubs a hot loin like those two.


ROFL

Seriously, BC....it looks tasty, dude.

Iowanian
04-11-2005, 10:53 AM
Boy that sure is pretty, Zach. What did your boyfriend have?

There were a bunch of girls from Maryville, MO at the party. Those girls were f*ckin' crazy. I never thought I'd see a turkey baster used as a party tool.


I saw things at Maryville that would probably make your jaw drop. I should tell you about the Homecoming Parade day, a trip to my friend's house....and the girl with 7 colored hair in his bed when we walked in sometime.


My weekend started with some Meth Monkey catching their car on fire next to my truck, effing it up, but at least they didn't have insurance...............after that.....1 beer, 1 honey-do, 1 beer, 1 honey do, repeat.