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|Zach|
04-11-2005, 02:36 PM
It is about free cable, call waiting, and extra trips to the salad bar.

Everything that makes our country great!

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KCChiefsMan
04-11-2005, 02:38 PM
you lost me

tyton75
04-11-2005, 02:42 PM
"we don't wanna protest!" "Gutter is a tool"...

Stinger
04-11-2005, 02:43 PM
you lost me

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Stinger
04-11-2005, 02:44 PM
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Don't be that guy!

big nasty kcnut
04-11-2005, 02:45 PM
Hey that george clinton who you know parliment funkadelic the p funk all star dr. funkinstein.

Stinger
04-11-2005, 02:47 PM
Tonight at the Pit "Everyone Gets Laid"

beavis
04-11-2005, 02:54 PM
Droz: What some advice?
Tom: Well, yeah.
Droz: Well, here's all you need to know: Classes, nothing before eleven. Beer, it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Tom: Uhh... no.
Droz: Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day. Anything else?

Stinger
04-11-2005, 03:05 PM
Droz: What some advice?
Tom: Well, yeah.
Droz: Well, here's all you need to know: Classes, nothing before eleven. Beer, it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Tom: Uhh... no.
Droz: Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day. Anything else?
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Droz: That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy. You can major in GameBoy if you know how to bulls***.

|Zach|
04-11-2005, 03:06 PM
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Just...try to relax.

Stinger
04-11-2005, 03:22 PM
Droz: Sandscrit. You're majoring in a 5,000-year-old dead language.
Guy: Yeah.
Droz: [hands him a thesis] Latin, best I can do. Next!
Guy #2: Phys. Ed.
Droz: Phys. Ed. Okay, you're out of my room. Seriously. Get out.

beavis
04-11-2005, 03:33 PM
"Can you blow me where the pampers is?"

big nasty kcnut
04-11-2005, 03:35 PM
You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... MEAT on a peaceful vegan protest!
Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds

Simplex3
04-11-2005, 03:37 PM
Hey that george clinton who you know parliment funkadelic the p funk all star dr. funkinstein.
So you lost the Enter key and both Shift keys, huh? Man, that's a bummer.

Simplex3
04-11-2005, 03:42 PM
Droz: Hi, is Sam in there?
Womynist #1: "In there?" What's that supposed to mean?
Womynist #2: Yeah, cock-man-oppressor!
Droz: Why, thank you. Well, maybe one of you could tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by.
Womynist #1: What the hell was that: Mr. Pokey?
Womynist #2: I think he meant his phallis.
Womynist #1: You participated in a phallis naming?

Stinger
04-11-2005, 03:43 PM
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You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's cadamerand during the war? .... Gentlemen

beavis
04-11-2005, 03:45 PM
"I didn't exhale?"

Sydd
04-11-2005, 05:16 PM
America's greatest president.
It's me, Rand. Open up.
America's greatest president.
Damn it. Who is Ronald Reagan?
A casual shoe for yachting.
What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? What is a blucher?
They killed Christ.
Who are the Jews? Open up, sucko.