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Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 09:43 AM
EEK! It's a MAN, baby.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/EC0B85642067482A83AAA2701DF9ABBF.JPG?0.10924643957198077

This poor girl looks like she was about ready to hurl when they snapped the photo.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/B6E2A2BA56384390A1701EB12C218EBF.JPG?0.042879492793682195

View all of them here (http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2005/04/12/meet_the_20052006_chiefs_cheerleaders/).

jspchief
04-12-2005, 09:46 AM
KC has to have the worst cheerleaders. We should just follow the lead of GB and drop them all together.

Fat Elvis
04-12-2005, 09:46 AM
That photographer should be fired. They all can't be that ugly.

jspchief
04-12-2005, 09:48 AM
They should teach Rufus to airbrush and parlay his damage control skills.

nmt1
04-12-2005, 09:49 AM
Misa thankin you MUY MUY for savin misa life Master Jedi!!!

Brock
04-12-2005, 09:51 AM
That bottom one is not good.

jspchief
04-12-2005, 09:52 AM
Please God, make it stop.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 09:54 AM
It's pretty clear that someone involved in the selection process has some sort of giant tooth fetish.

morphius
04-12-2005, 09:54 AM
The BURN!!! Ohhh my eyes!!!

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 09:55 AM
Lets not forget who is responsible, I complain every year. I like calling KC Wolf too, after all he has to take the field with these dogs.

Donna Scott info:

Work: 816.920.4232

Fax: (816) 924-2878

Possible email addy: dscott@chiefs.nfl.com or dscott@kcchiefs.nfl.com

I thought I still had her email addy, but it's either one of the two listed above or something close to it. I got it originally a couple of years ago when requesting a Cheerleader appearance. I guess we know based on the current state of affairs that that won't happen again anytime soon.

KC Wolf 816.920.4212
Arrowhead stadium (816) 920-9300 press 1 and then 2 for names directory.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 09:56 AM
The BURN!!! Ohhh my eyes!!!

Shut up and behold the TOOTH!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/89799B4808674EA1A93DE923ABA1AEE3.JPG?0.7421112093917994

jspchief
04-12-2005, 09:57 AM
.

Cochise
04-12-2005, 09:58 AM
..

Caption: "Does anyone else smell that?"

Bowser
04-12-2005, 09:58 AM
Shut up and behold the TOOTH!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/89799B4808674EA1A93DE923ABA1AEE3.JPG?0.7421112093917994

KCTitus
04-12-2005, 09:59 AM
Those pictures are just horrible...are they really that bad looking?

HemiEd
04-12-2005, 10:09 AM
I have often wondered what's the real intended goal for the Chiefs Cheerleading group. It is obvious that they are not supposed to create any sexual desire. IMO one of the Hunt or Peterson women have way too much input. :Lin:

jcroft
04-12-2005, 10:10 AM
I agree that these are very bad pictures, but c'mon -- you all know you'd take any one of these girls home from the bar.

Coach
04-12-2005, 10:14 AM
I agree that these are very bad pictures, but c'mon -- you all know you'd take any one of these girls home from the bar.

Yeah, with a f**king paper bag over their head.

Good grief. This is the best cheerleaders that they can come up with? :shake:

Brock
04-12-2005, 10:15 AM
I agree that these are very bad pictures, but c'mon -- you all know you'd take any one of these girls home from the bar.

I dunno. How much did I drink?

Cochise
04-12-2005, 10:16 AM
I agree that these are very bad pictures, but c'mon -- you all know you'd take any one of these girls home from the bar.

That by no means makes them attractive.

HemiEd
04-12-2005, 10:17 AM
I wonder if they could get a group discount on that makeover show? :hmmm:

yunghungwell
04-12-2005, 10:17 AM
Are there any free agent cheerleaders out there to pick up?

Phobia
04-12-2005, 10:17 AM
Those pictures are just horrible...are they really that bad looking?

Absolutely not. The Chiefs must have hired a better photographer last year because the photos weren't that bad.

These are horrible. I think I have an attractive wife, but I'd never, ever let this photographer snap her picture.

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 10:18 AM
Yeah, with a f**king paper bag over their head.

Good grief. This is the best cheerleaders that they can come up with? :shake:

Especially when you look at the quality our division rival's are putting out. It's like day and night and frankly more than a little embarrassing. Donna does not do her job.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 10:19 AM
I agree that these are very bad pictures, but c'mon -- you all know you'd take any one of these girls home from the bar.

Not with those scary damned teeth.

No way.

jcroft
04-12-2005, 10:19 AM
I dunno, somehow I just find it hard to believe that all of ChiefsPlanet is boning women that look better than these Chiefs cheerleaders.

I agree they're not the hottest cheerleaders in the world -- but my hunch is they're better looking than most of the women guys on here are ****ing.

BigRedChief
04-12-2005, 10:19 AM
The Chiefs cheerleaders suck when compared to the rest of the NFL. Supposely its because the leader of the "troup" wants more charecter than looks in "her" ladies. I say screw that give me long blonde hair and big boobs in my cheerleaders.

badgirl
04-12-2005, 10:21 AM
I dunno, somehow I just find it hard to believe that all of ChiefsPlanet is boning women that look better than these Chiefs cheerleaders.

I agree they're not the hottest cheerleaders in the world -- but my hunch is they're better looking than most of the women guys on here are ****ing.
Well I think I look better than them anyday, of course to each his own, I'm sure these girls are having no trouble getting laid, just because they are the Chiefs cheerleaders, and probably by some hot ass men. :p

Phobia
04-12-2005, 10:24 AM
The Chiefs cheerleaders suck when compared to the rest of the NFL. Supposely its because the leader of the "troup" wants more charecter than looks in "her" ladies. I say screw that give me long blonde hair and big boobs in my cheerleaders.

Like the players, there's a certain profile. The profile doesn't really include qualities that improve performance on the field, but it sure does make the team pot-luck a rousing success.

jspchief
04-12-2005, 10:25 AM
These skanks are probably "good dancers" or some stupid sh*t like that.

dunno, somehow I just find it hard to believe that all of ChiefsPlanet is boning women that look better than these Chiefs cheerleaders.

I agree they're not the hottest cheerleaders in the world -- but my hunch is they're better than most of the women guys on here are ****ing.

And how many of these nasty broads that all us planet members are sleeping with have jobs where looks are a major qualifying factor?

Even if my wife was uglier than these trolls (which she isn't), that doesn't change the fact that the Chiefs went looking under a bridge (or in the crank wing of the local women's prison) for their cheerleaders.

jcroft
04-12-2005, 10:26 AM
Well I think I look better than them anyday, of course to each his own, I'm sure these girls are having no trouble getting laid, just because they are the Chiefs cheerleaders, and probably by some hot ass men. :p

I'm sure there are a handful of hotties here on ChiefsPlanet and I'm sure there are a handful of men who have seriously hot wives/girlfriends/**** buddies, too -- but I find it hard to believe, having seen the typical Chiefs fan many times at Arrowhead, that ALL of these guys who like to bash the Chiefs cheerleaders are regularly getting laid by hotter women...

jcroft
04-12-2005, 10:30 AM
These skanks are probably "good dancers" or some stupid sh*t like that.



And how many of these nasty broads that all us planet members are sleeping with have jobs where looks are a major qualifying factor?

Even if my wife was uglier than these trolls (which she isn't), that doesn't change the fact that the Chiefs went looking under a bridge (or in the crank wing of the local women's prison) for their cheerleaders.

You have a point. And I agree that, as cheerleaders go, these chicks ain't the best I've ever seen. But, people here are talking about them like they are truly painful to look at (bag over the head? yeah, right). It's one thing to say, "our cheerleaders aren't as hot as others," but it's another thing entirely to say, "make it stop, my eyes are burning."

badgirl
04-12-2005, 10:31 AM
I'm sure there are a handful of hotties here on ChiefsPlanet and I'm sure there are a handful of men who have seriously hot wives/girlfriends/**** buddies, too -- but I find it hard to believe, having seen the typical Chiefs fan many times at Arrowhead, that ALL of these guys who like to bash the Chiefs cheerleaders are regularly getting laid by hotter women...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and even if their wives/gfs aren't "hot" doesn't mean they don't know whats ugly out there, these cheerleaders are the uglies I have ever saw.
Stumppy and I were talking about how ugly they were during a Chiefs game one day when they were playing and it showed a close up of one of the girls, (scary)

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 10:32 AM
You have a point. And I agree that, as cheerleaders go, these chicks ain't the best I've ever seen. But, people here are talking about them like they are truly painful to look at (bag over the head? yeah, right). It's one thing to say, "our cheerleaders aren't as hot as others," but it's another thing entirely to say, "make it stop, my eyes are burning."

Make it stop. Bob Dole's eyes are burning.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/EC0B85642067482A83AAA2701DF9ABBF.JPG?0.10924643957198077

badgirl
04-12-2005, 10:32 AM
You have a point. And I agree that, as cheerleaders go, these chicks ain't the best I've ever seen. But, people here are talking about them like they are truly painful to look at (bag over the head? yeah, right). It's one thing to say, "our cheerleaders aren't as hot as others," but it's another thing entirely to say, "make it stop, my eyes are burning."
True, there are definately some uglier women, but they're not representing an NFL team.

yunghungwell
04-12-2005, 10:33 AM
I dunno, somehow I just find it hard to believe that all of ChiefsPlanet is boning women that look better than these Chiefs cheerleaders.

I agree they're not the hottest cheerleaders in the world -- but my hunch is they're better looking than most of the women guys on here are ****ing.


Guess what. My "Wife Application" has a lot more questions.

Radar Chief
04-12-2005, 10:34 AM
I'm sure there are a handful of hotties here on ChiefsPlanet and I'm sure there are a handful of men who have seriously hot wives/girlfriends/**** buddies, too -- but I find it hard to believe, having seen the typical Chiefs fan many times at Arrowhead, that ALL of these guys who like to bash the Chiefs cheerleaders are regularly getting laid by hotter women...

Eh, Iíve done worse.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 10:35 AM
What's with the hair? It looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/53ED09EE1400405B948BCFD50166CA0D.JPG?0.4389450238519804

jcroft
04-12-2005, 10:37 AM
Guess what. My "Wife Application" has a lot more questions.

Haha. Pretty funny.

I totally get your point, too. But still, if anyone says these girls are truly UGLY, then I'm sure I can find some pictures that will make these chicks look like heaven.

If they're "ugly for cheerleaders," fine -- but ugly in the grand scope of women? Hardly...

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 11:45 AM
Haha. Pretty funny.

I totally get your point, too. But still, if anyone says these girls are truly UGLY, then I'm sure I can find some pictures that will make these chicks look like heaven.

If they're "ugly for cheerleaders," fine -- but ugly in the grand scope of women? Hardly...

Okay...someone has to ask the question.

Which hound are you dating?

Ari Chi3fs
04-12-2005, 11:46 AM
well, looks like this year, we are brown-baggin it.

Bowser
04-12-2005, 11:47 AM
What's with the hair? It looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/53ED09EE1400405B948BCFD50166CA0D.JPG?0.4389450238519804

Hair mousse is not her friend.....

jcroft
04-12-2005, 11:59 AM
Okay...someone has to ask the question.

Which hound are you dating?

Haha. None of these, I'm afraid.

jynni
04-12-2005, 12:03 PM
They're all Butterface.

They're like the Bartee of NFL cheerleaders.

But I guess they "fit the profile". Ugh.

I don't want to even get into the rest of my annual the Chief's cheerleader, their uniforms and their "dance" numbers suck rant.

ROYC75
04-12-2005, 12:04 PM
The bodies are nice, they have to be turning a few tricks as favors.

wilas101
04-12-2005, 12:08 PM
At the risk of alienating myself along with jcroft I have to say that no, they aren't the hottest chicks on the planet but I've been wrist deep in a helluva lot worse.

I would think a pro football team could scrounge up some better stuff than this but who knows. This is KC after all. Maybe they're all 2 round draft choices?

gblowfish
04-12-2005, 12:14 PM
Especially when you look at the quality our division rival's are putting out. It's like day and night and frankly more than a little embarrassing. Donna does not do her job.
I know Donna Scott. She's a really really nice lady. Donna Scott doesn't pick the girls. The girls are picked, supervised and trained by Elaine Hart, who is also very nice. She calls her company "Hartbeat Productions" and she's where the buck stops. Donna basically just tracks the bucks, pays the bills and helps do the administrative stuff (like schedule appearances and such).

I know you guys are having fun bagging on the less than perfect ones; but the girls do good things. They just got back from trip to GTMO, Cuba to entertain our troops there.

Link is here:
http://www.kcchiefs.com/cheerleaders/variety/

And the girls don't get paid squat, so lots of girls who could be cheerleaders aren't willing to put in the hours for no bucks.

The cheerleaders are certainly a lot better now than what we had in the late '80's when we had GUY cheerleaders (The Broken Arrows.) Now THAT was pathetic!

Rain Man
04-12-2005, 12:14 PM
When I was in high school, the cheerleader selections were based on "school spirit." It was embarrassing. We had one cheerleader who was built exactly like a potbelly stove. I was surprised they could even buy a cheerleader uniform that fit her.

I'm all for letting people pursue their dreams, but come on.

My theory is that the head of cheerleading is one of those really insecure women who doesn't want to help out a woman who is better-looking than she is. That's the only explanation for this year in/year out situation.

HemiEd
04-12-2005, 12:22 PM
My theory is that the head of cheerleading is one of those really insecure women who doesn't want to help out a woman who is better-looking than she is. That's the only explanation for this year in/year out situation.


Perfect explanation IMO, the uniforms are always less than they should be, very un-flattering.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 12:27 PM
And so it's not all negative.

Bob Dole had the chance to meet and talk to Kendrea a couple of years ago at the Deron Cherry golf tourney banquet, and Bob Dole thought she was just dandy.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/05B23C99340641F6BF672CD7CDEB0C6B.JPG?0.9520232001111528

Rain Man
04-12-2005, 12:30 PM
Um, okay, Bob. So, how about those Yankees?

Phobia
04-12-2005, 12:31 PM
FWIW, we're not assholes just piling on these poor girls. They're brutal on all the other sites as well.

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 12:31 PM
I know Donna Scott. She's a really really nice lady. Donna Scott doesn't pick the girls. The girls are picked, supervised and trained by Elaine Hart, who is also very nice. She calls her company "Hartbeat Productions" and she's where the buck stops. Donna basically just tracks the bucks, pays the bills and helps do the administrative stuff (like schedule appearances and such).

I know you guys are having fun bagging on the less than perfect ones; but the girls do good things. They just got back from trip to GTMO, Cuba to entertain our troops there.

Link is here:
http://www.kcchiefs.com/cheerleaders/variety/

And the girls don't get paid squat, so lots of girls who could be cheerleaders aren't willing to put in the hours for no bucks.

The cheerleaders are certainly a lot better now than what we had in the late '80's when we had GUY cheerleaders (The Broken Arrows.) Now THAT was pathetic!

She used to be, I guess it's Elaine Hart now. Whatever, I think we should send e-mails and LVM's for everyone in the organization until it's fixed.

Phobia
04-12-2005, 12:33 PM
She used to be, I guess it's Elaine Hart now. Whatever, I think we should send e-mails and LVM's for everyone in the organization until it's fixed.

Isn't Elaine an incredibly attractive woman herself?

whoman69
04-12-2005, 12:38 PM
These skanks are probably "good dancers" or some stupid sh*t like that.



And how many of these nasty broads that all us planet members are sleeping with have jobs where looks are a major qualifying factor?

Even if my wife was uglier than these trolls (which she isn't), that doesn't change the fact that the Chiefs went looking under a bridge (or in the crank wing of the local women's prison) for their cheerleaders.
I'm waiting for the Chiefs cheerleader steroid scandal to hit. I haven't seen so many square jaws since the funny pages stopped running Dick Tracy here.

jcroft
04-12-2005, 12:38 PM
FWIW, we're not assholes just piling on these poor girls. They're brutal on all the other sites as well.

What you mean is, "we're not the ONLY assholes..." :)

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 12:40 PM
Isn't Elaine an incredibly attractive woman herself?

I don't know I haven't seen her. Maybe she just doesn't like any competition. :shrug:

Duck Dog
04-12-2005, 12:45 PM
While all aren't that bad, wow, there are some mutts. We should start hiring our cheerleaders from the same place that brought us these.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/duckdog/Replacments1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/duckdog/Replacements.jpg

InChiefsHell
04-12-2005, 12:51 PM
C'mon guys...

...the pics are bad, to be sure. But go out and check out the site and the rest of the girls. Not too freakin shabby at all, IMO...the pics on KCChiefs.com suck anyway, they always look a little bad. I'd bet most of these girls are pretty hot in person. At least they are all in great physical shape.

Skip Towne
04-12-2005, 12:54 PM
These skanks are probably "good dancers" or some stupid sh*t like that.



And how many of these nasty broads that all us planet members are sleeping with have jobs where looks are a major qualifying factor?

Even if my wife was uglier than these trolls (which she isn't), that doesn't change the fact that the Chiefs went looking under a bridge (or in the crank wing of the local women's prison) for their cheerleaders.
It's not that your wife is so ugly, it's just that she doesn't give a very good BJ.

cadmonkey
04-12-2005, 01:02 PM
EEK! It's a MAN, baby.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/EC0B85642067482A83AAA2701DF9ABBF.JPG?0.10924643957198077

This poor girl looks like she was about ready to hurl when they snapped the photo.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/B6E2A2BA56384390A1701EB12C218EBF.JPG?0.042879492793682195

View all of them here (http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2005/04/12/meet_the_20052006_chiefs_cheerleaders/).


Does that first chick have fat rolls? ROFL

jcroft
04-12-2005, 01:04 PM
Does that first chick have fat rolls? ROFL

You've got the be kidding, right? I can see how you might bash these girls for their teeth or faces, but their bodies?

jspchief
04-12-2005, 01:07 PM
It's not that your wife is so ugly, it's just that she doesn't give a very good BJ.

I'm sure when she can pop her dentures out she'll come closer to performing at your level....

stumppy
04-12-2005, 01:17 PM
Hello, teeth meet nose, nose..teeth.

mcan
04-12-2005, 01:48 PM
I know these girls from high school. I get a chance to talk with them a couple times a year. Both are awesome people and very attractive. I'm also pretty good friends with Kara's cousin who I see a lot more often. People used to bag on Natalie on this site all the time because of a bad picture taken of her during her tryout (made it look like she had a gut). Now, is she a fitness model, no. But she's a great looking girl...

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/25_02kara.jpg
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/2_03natalie.jpg

mcan
04-12-2005, 01:51 PM
Here's Loree from the top of the thread (girl #2). Tell me she isn't hot...


http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/42_09loree.jpg

buddha
04-12-2005, 02:37 PM
I agree that these are very bad pictures, but c'mon -- you all know you'd take any one of these girls home from the bar.

You'd lose that bet, my friend!

I'm not saying that some of them aren't attractive at some level, but there isn't one babe in the group, and there are several female impersonators wearing those costumes.

There are so many great looking women in KC, you would think that a few of them would want the job?

Brock
04-12-2005, 02:41 PM
Here's Loree from the top of the thread (girl #2). Tell me she isn't hot...


I guess so. But that picture up at the top makes her look like a buzzard.

jcroft
04-12-2005, 02:42 PM
There are so many great looking women in KC, you would think that a few of them would want the job?

For that money? Hell no...

jcroft
04-12-2005, 02:44 PM
I guess so. But that picture up at the top makes her look like a buzzard.

They're definitely bad pictures, no doubt about that.

Still don't see how anyone can call these girls UGLY. Less than perfect, sure. But UGLY? That's just crazy.

If you think these girls are ugly, you've obviously never seen ENDelt's Mom. :)

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 02:57 PM
They're definitely bad pictures, no doubt about that.

Still don't see how anyone can call these girls UGLY. Less than perfect, sure. But UGLY? That's just crazy.

If you think these girls are ugly, you've obviously never seen ENDelt's Mom. :)

Compared to what the rest of the teams in our division are fielding their hounds. There are a couple who are decent this year but you could say that for any team that has cheerleaders. I was very impressed with what San Diego had out on the field last year, very nice indeed. I think all of our eyes need a break, we need to check out some Charger Girls.

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 02:59 PM
These are cheerleaders guys


http://www.chargers.com/chargergirls/photo_gallery.cfm

jcroft
04-12-2005, 03:02 PM
Compared to what the rest of the teams in our division are fielding their hounds. There are a couple who are decent this year but you could say that for any team that has cheerleaders. I was very impressed with what San Diego had out on the field last year, very nice indeed. I think all of our eyes need a break, we need to check out some Charger Girls.

So you are making my point, then. "Compared to what the rest of the teams..." they aren't that great. But compared to the general population of women?

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:03 PM
So you are making my point, then. "Compared to what the rest of the teams..." they aren't that great. But compared to the general population of women?

They are cheerleaders, therefore they should be compared to other cheerleaders.

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:04 PM
Ashley

Give me something like this, is that so hard?

BigRedChief
04-12-2005, 03:04 PM
These are cheerleaders guys


http://www.chargers.com/chargergirls/photo_gallery.cfm

Now thats some frigging cheerleaders. Send this link to Elaine Hart productions as to what professional cheerleaders are suppose to be about. Good looking women gyrating about for our viewing pleasure.

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:04 PM
or

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 03:06 PM
These are cheerleaders guys


http://www.chargers.com/chargergirls/photo_gallery.cfm

Hmmm...

It would appear that the Charger Girls have a corporate sponsor (Budweiser). Wonder if that's got anything to do with it.

Though after looking at the photos, Bob Dole has a sudden craving for milk...

jcroft
04-12-2005, 03:07 PM
They are cheerleaders, therefore they should be compared to other cheerleaders.

I'm fine with that. But some people in this thread were trying to say these are ugly women, which is just absurd.

It's like saying the Chiefs defense is full of crappy athletes. They may be crappy compared to other NFL players, but they're still damn fine athletes in their own right.

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:14 PM
Mmmm

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:15 PM
One more

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:18 PM
Here's what that armpit Oakland fields

http://www.raiders.com/raiderettes/raiderettesBio.jsp?id=11373

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:20 PM
and how bout them cowgirls

Calcountry
04-12-2005, 03:25 PM
Misa thankin you MUY MUY for savin misa life Master Jedi!!!...But you DON'T owe me a LIFE DEBT, mkay?

Calcountry
04-12-2005, 03:26 PM
Are there any free agent cheerleaders out there to pick up?Dammit Carl :banghead:. Unless you move in the offseason to get us some hot cheerleaders, I'm, I'm gonna CANCEL MY SEASON TICKETS. :banghead:

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:27 PM
And of course the Donx, we must be close to them right?

http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=287


Wrong, everyone blows us away BIG TIME, it's freakin embarrassing man.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 03:29 PM
You know, it's been mentioned every time this comes up that the KC cheerleaders don't receive any pay, while other squads like Dallas, San Diego, St. Louis and Seattle do.

This little tidbit srt of renders that a moot argument, though.

Q: Do NFL cheerleaders receive a salary?

A: Following a thorough investigation of Yahoo!'s NFL Cheerleaders category, we found a rough approximation of what these women earn per game. The outfits donned by these dancing dervishes aren't the only skimpy aspect of the job -- turns out the pay per game is rather minimal.

After clicking through a few of the official sites, we finally found one that stated exactly how much their cheerleaders make per game. On the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders page, we clicked on the "2003 Audition Information" link and then selected "Rules and Regulations." It states:

Cheerleaders are paid $50.00 per home game.
There is no pay schedule for rehearsals.
Opportunities for paid appearances and shows are available!

So for the privilege of being one of the lucky 30 or 40 who make the final cut, the Cowgirls stand to earn approximately $500 ($50 x 10 home games).

That's what the Cowboys pay, but what about other squads? Most don't list any sort of pay scale, but the San Diego Charger Girls make $60 per home game, the St. Louis Rams squad makes $50 per game, and the Seattle Seahawks Sea Gals make an unspecified hourly wage. To back up our research, we found this page that offers Pro Cheer tips. It states, "The pay may range from only $15 to $50 per game."

Source (http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20030124.html)

Maybe we should start a program where individuals could sponsor an individual hottie cheerleader.

Chiefnj
04-12-2005, 03:29 PM
Some southern charm:

http://www.atlantafalcons.com/cheerleaders/cheerBio.jsp?id=1440

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:30 PM
What we need to do is fire everyone associated with our cheerleaders and go after whoever put this group together for the Dolphins.

http://www.miamidolphins.com/cheerleaders/2004squad/2004squad.asp

THAT'S TALENT.

Calcountry
04-12-2005, 03:31 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and even if their wives/gfs aren't "hot" doesn't mean they don't know whats ugly out there, these cheerleaders are the uglies I have ever saw.
Stumppy and I were talking about how ugly they were during a Chiefs game one day when they were playing and it showed a close up of one of the girls, (scary)Yeah, tits aren't everything, but they are a nice bonus. ;)

Calcountry
04-12-2005, 03:34 PM
Guess what. My "Wife Application" has a lot more questions.And just like on the "Apprentice", if we can get them to admit they are not "smoking hot", then say, "YOU'RE FIRED!" immediately, right in their face. And as they are walking out of the office, grumble to our other horn dog execs, "I don't want any dog faces working for my team."

Calcountry
04-12-2005, 03:38 PM
Perfect explanation IMO, the uniforms are always less than they should be, very un-flattering.Yeah, how bout some hot, wild looking squaw outfit that they would put on to please the Warrior Chief who just spent a long month out on the hunt.

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:38 PM
Phin girls 1

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:39 PM
2

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:40 PM
3

BIG_DADDY
04-12-2005, 03:42 PM
1 more

This is how it's done guys come on.

MOhillbilly
04-12-2005, 03:43 PM
1 more

This is how it's done guys come on.

wow

Dayze
04-12-2005, 04:19 PM
Uhhg.

Althought there are a few beasts in there...

Deena is truly a best. She'd make a train take a dirt road.

Logical
04-12-2005, 04:28 PM
Haha. Pretty funny.

I totally get your point, too. But still, if anyone says these girls are truly UGLY, then I'm sure I can find some pictures that will make these chicks look like heaven.

If they're "ugly for cheerleaders," fine -- but ugly in the grand scope of women? Hardly...

OK so ugly is an objectionable term to you. I would say these women are mostly 3s, 4s and 5s on a 10 scale. Are they 1s and 2s certainly not.

Let me ask you this, would you really want to see any of the ones that have had links posted in a Playboy spread? That is my test for a Cheerleader's acceptability.

Jenson71
04-12-2005, 04:33 PM
The cheerleaders at my school are ugly too.

Logical
04-12-2005, 04:39 PM
Here's Loree from the top of the thread (girl #2). Tell me she isn't hot...


http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/42_09loree.jpg

I would rate her a 5, decent bod in fact the bod is probably a 6 or 7 but she has a 3 at best 4 for a face.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 04:43 PM
If the KC cheerleaders were doing a lot of complicated stunts, Bob Dole could accept a pack of less-than-centerfold quality ladies, because you would assume they were selected based on their athletic abilities.

But since 98% of the activity Bob Dole notices is dancing, it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

gblowfish
04-12-2005, 05:23 PM
Ok, that pic of Deena is especially bad. Kind of like a driver's license photo.

But if you go to the Chiefs site, and dig a little deeper, they have other pics of each girl in there, not all in cheerleader outfits either.

Here's two more of that "pig" Deena.

And for you KU guys who've been baggin on her as a bovine, she's from Lawrence, so there you go...

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 05:25 PM
Here's two more of that "pig" Deena.

Damn George. Even with all the hair, Bob Dole has a better belly than that woman.

gblowfish
04-12-2005, 05:27 PM
Damn George. Even with all the hair, Bob Dole has a better belly than that woman.You should have showed up for tryouts, my man.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 05:30 PM
You should have showed up for tryouts, my man.

Bad knees.

Oh yeah...and the 7 hour drive one-way. And the facial hair. And the penis.

jcroft
04-12-2005, 05:40 PM
OK so ugly is an objectionable term to you. I would say these women are mostly 3s, 4s and 5s on a 10 scale. Are they 1s and 2s certainly not.


I don't object to the term ugly -- I just don't think it applies to these girls. 2s, 3s, 4s seems pretty low to me. I'd be more likey to call them 5, 6, 7ish.


Let me ask you this, would you really want to see any of the ones that have had links posted in a Playboy spread? That is my test for a Cheerleader's acceptability.

No, I probably wouldn't want to see most of them in Playboy. And as I've said 100 times now, I don't mind having those kinds of standards for cheerleaders. I just wish people would say, "these girls aren't hot enough to be NFL cheerleaders," rather than "these girls are butt ugly."

That's all.

Bob Dole
04-12-2005, 05:41 PM
These girls aren't hottie enough to be NFL cheerleaders.

jcroft
04-12-2005, 05:42 PM
If the KC cheerleaders were doing a lot of complicated stunts, Bob Dole could accept a pack of less-than-centerfold quality ladies, because you would assume they were selected based on their athletic abilities.

But since 98% of the activity Bob Dole notices is dancing, it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Well, dancing takes some skills too. But, I see your point and agree with you. In general, these girls do seem behind the NFL curve in hotness, and I've never seen them doing anything so athletic to lead me to believe they were chosen based on that ability, either.

(But that doesn't make them "ugly.")

jcroft
04-12-2005, 05:42 PM
These girls aren't hottie enough to be NFL cheerleaders.

I concur wholeheartedly.

Darkwolfe
04-12-2005, 06:57 PM
Photographer needs to get lasik something fierce. No way on earth the girls can really look that bad. If they did, 3/4s of the male population would likely give up sex in disgust.

Monty
04-13-2005, 05:20 AM
First of all, that photographer should be fired.

Secondly, here's what Elaine Hart looks like:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/A95F86826FA14247A63C57A5CD961A71.JPG?

found this too:

Questions? E-mail: Elaine Hart, Chiefs Cheerleader Director at ChiefsTryouts@aol.com

the Talking Can
04-13-2005, 06:11 AM
oh my god, those photos are terrible...I kept hearing a donkey braying as I scrolled down the list...they look like cheerleaders from Walmart...they have porn-quality faces (you know, kind of attractive but off-center or mis-shapen)....gaaaack

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/029037AABA2D4C10B22DC5A658D3BC43.JPG?0.30276244127406715

jynni
04-13-2005, 06:25 AM
Well, dancing takes some skills too. But, I see your point and agree with you.

Except that the "dancing" they do isn't all that difficult. I know twelve years olds that could put these girls to shame.

I know there is supposed to be a list of acceptable choreography but from what I've seen of the other teams' girls they find away around it.

yunghungwell
04-13-2005, 06:53 AM
These are cheerleaders guys


http://www.chargers.com/chargergirls/photo_gallery.cfm

A girl named Troy? I would hate to have call home to tell my parents that I found the love my life, and Troy and I are going to get married. :banghead:

http://www.chargers.com/images/charger_girl_images/CG_Troy_2004.jpg

Head shots must be hard to make look good for some gals. She isn't so bad if you check out the rest of her pics.

Troy's pics (http://www.chargers.com/chargergirls/squad_detail.cfm?key_charger_girl=57)

jarjar
04-13-2005, 07:29 AM
What we have here is a combination of chicks who aren't super hot and a photographer who is super crappy. You know, they don't have to get all 10s, but why the hell can't they get a few? There are hot chicks in KC, I've seen em.

Skip Towne
04-13-2005, 07:35 AM
Several of KU's cheerleaders can do back flips. I wonder how many on here can do that?

Monty
04-13-2005, 07:58 AM
Several of KU's cheerleaders can do back flips. I wonder how many on here can do that?

Ok....turn around............ nlm


Happy now? :p

Phobia
04-13-2005, 11:29 AM
Doh.

Bob Dole
04-13-2005, 11:37 AM
Secondly, here's what Elaine Hart looks like:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/A95F86826FA14247A63C57A5CD961A71.JPG?

She's very small. Maybe the beasts just intimidate their way on to the squad.

CHIEF4EVER
04-13-2005, 11:42 AM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/EC0B85642067482A83AAA2701DF9ABBF.JPG?0.10924643957198077


I see the possum made it back for another season.

buddha
04-13-2005, 11:53 AM
Ashley

Give me something like this, is that so hard?

Er, it is now. :thumb:

CoMoChief
04-13-2005, 11:54 AM
I must agree that KC has by far the UGLIEST Cheerleaders in the NFL, hell maybe even the nation.

Kyle401
04-13-2005, 12:28 PM
Trisha,

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/15_11trisha.jpg

Shauntel

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/29_08shauntel.jpg

Amy

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/6_07amy.jpg

Kyle401
04-13-2005, 12:36 PM
Almost all of them look better in something other than their cheer outfits. The head shots are terrible.

Ginger

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/33_10ginger.jpg

Ginger's headshot

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_ginger.jpg

Pitt Gorilla
04-13-2005, 12:43 PM
MmmmI hate to say this, but look at their game day photos; they don't look nearly as good. I think I'd file a suit against the Chiefs' photographer.

InChiefsHell
04-14-2005, 08:03 AM
My brother is a Saints fan:

http://www.saintsations.org/meet/headshots.html

...this is a little depressing...our cheerleaders are definately the least attractive in the league...Whenever I go to Worlds of Fun in KC, I see TONS of HOT women...how come none of them seem to make the damn team??

RedNFeisty
04-14-2005, 08:08 AM
Truly bad bunch this year. Actually makes me think I could make the team! ROFL

Bowser
04-14-2005, 08:09 AM
I hate to say this, but look at their game day photos; they don't look nearly as good. I think I'd file a suit against the Chiefs' photographer.


I think I second this motion.

Bowser
04-14-2005, 08:14 AM
Truly bad bunch this year. Actually makes me think I could make the team! ROFL

Heh. I would love to watch Clint try and keep his composure as you ho'd around on the field wearing next to nothing, while all the drunks threw cat calls your way.......

Edubs
04-14-2005, 09:28 AM
San Diego.....Kansas City.......San Diego......Kansas City.......Ummm I think I will go with San Diego. Hot women flock around the beach not wheat fields.

Edubs
04-14-2005, 09:30 AM
Amy

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/6_07amy.jpg[/QUOTE]


Me likey Amy. Me want to touch the hiney.

Detoxing
04-14-2005, 10:22 AM
San Diego.....Kansas City.......San Diego......Kansas City.......Ummm I think I will go with San Diego. Hot women flock around the beach not wheat fields.

I live in San Diego and you cant walk down the street with out seeing hot women. the cheerleaders are gorgeous, ive taken photos with them. I also live and work downtown, so i see the clubing girls every weekend..and damn....anyways. I may be talking out of the @ss here cuz ive never been to Kansas City, but im assuming a city like San Diego, Miami and Atlanta have a better hot chick ratio, so it's easier for those teams to find hot women that can also dance. Im not saying that Kansas City has no hot women, so pls dont get the wrong Impression, im just saying those teams have a lot more to pick from.

buddha
04-14-2005, 10:23 AM
All that comparison of Ginger shots proves is that you don't want to see her up close. What marginally attractive woman DOESN'T look better from a distance? I agree that this photographer didn't know what he/she was doing...airbrush the crap out of these close ups and they would at least look decent...some of them. As for San Diego vs. KC, no offense to anybody, but you can't walk along Mission Beach without tripping over a jaw-dropping babe. A target rich environment!

Detoxing
04-14-2005, 10:28 AM
All that comparison of Ginger shots proves is that you don't want to see her up close. What marginally attractive woman DOESN'T look better from a distance? I agree that this photographer didn't know what he/she was doing...airbrush the crap out of these close ups and they would at least look decent...some of them. As for San Diego vs. KC, no offense to anybody, but you can't walk along Mission Beach without tripping over a jaw-dropping babe. A target rich environment!

I agree with everything you just said, and if you guys haveever vacationed to mission beach, you know what he means. Its very easy to be a fairly attractive guy and get a hot @ss girl out here in San Diego. There are just so many of them.

InChiefsHell
04-14-2005, 10:51 AM
That makes sense. It's a population issue, there is just plenty more people to choose from. I'd bet that number wise, there are more ugly chicks there as well, but nobody really pays attention to that...

...at least that's what I want to believe...But I'm in Omaha, even smaller population center than KC so...

BigMeatballDave
04-14-2005, 11:05 AM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/89799B4808674EA1A93DE923ABA1AEE3.JPG?0.7421112093917994 WTF is that?!

InChiefsHell
04-14-2005, 11:09 AM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/images/89799B4808674EA1A93DE923ABA1AEE3.JPG?0.7421112093917994 WTF is that?!

...what?

Iowanian
04-14-2005, 11:27 AM
my lustwoman in college was a Chiefs cheerleader in the late 90s....she was smokin hot and ripped.

She made I think $15/game......and the pictures then made her look horrible.

InChiefsHell
04-14-2005, 01:24 PM
my lustwoman in college was a Chiefs cheerleader in the late 90s....she was smokin hot and ripped.

She made I think $15/game......and the pictures then made her look horrible.

This post is worthless without pics... :p