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JazzzLovr
04-12-2005, 10:14 PM
Is that your second or third hit out of the park on this thread?

Nah, not me. I've given plenty of rep to others on this thread tho. :D

Mosbonian
04-12-2005, 10:37 PM
You know, the last 3 weeks have been pretty rough for me...and one of the things i miss being a regular part of are the great horse-whippings that go on here when an idiot comes in to claim mental superiority.

But I must admit to just pretty much laughing my arse off at all the witty sarcasm and one-liners in this thread. I think I have enough material now to make sure that anyone who works with me goes home crying before the week is over.

BTW Iowanian, you won't sue me when I compile all the great comebacks, insults, and general country wisdom that you have shared with us here on the Planet and turn it into a book that makes me millions and lands me on a show with Dr. Phil?

mmaddog
*******

go bowe
04-12-2005, 10:50 PM
Funny you should ask about Slim. He knows me and he knows you. He doesn't respond because he sees what you do to people that disagree with your point of view.

I'm not speaking of medals. But if you want to, it a given that 90% of your medals and mine are for being in a place that awards the medals for just being there. Some of the others you claim seem to be tainted by who you worked for and in what capacity.

I'm not shoving accomplishments down your throat. You claim that I've done nothing for the years of service that I've had. I'm not sure about the marines you served in, but the Navy side of the house has a perform to serve clause. If your fitreps are not above a standard you do not have the opportunity to stay. My fitreps apparently were high enough to allow me to re-up every time I wanted to.

Suffice to say, due to our dislike for each other we can continue this for ever. I decline to play your game. It doesn't matter what is said, you have the ability to edit any post (and have) to say what you want them to say. Unethical comes to mind, but that's not a word that you understand. You claim freedom of speech on this board and only hammer select few people. It may be deserved, as in my case, but you let others get away with miles more than I ever thought of.

Have fun playing with your pathetic little self, I understand you gays and or bisexuals do that alot.how would you know what us gays and bisexuals do, huh? :shrug:

we like real men, not wussies that cry for more pie... :p :p :p

go bowe
04-12-2005, 10:53 PM
I wish they were soliciters. I do get some of those teenagers who sell magazines for a trip to Paris or some shit. You can't get rid of them, they talk too fast. I also used to get Jehovahs witnesses. I told them that I was Jewish. They handed me a few pamphlets, and never returned.damn, i need to try that... :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm:

go bowe
04-12-2005, 11:00 PM
Shit boy, I am a professional. A professional engineer.

If I had actual feelings, I'd be hurt.

Now go peddle your medical advice elsewhere. BTW, where did you get your Phd?they have trains in the navy? :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

Woodrow Call
04-12-2005, 11:01 PM
Off topic, but does anyone know of a web site where I can link to all of the NFL teams?
ROFL

booger
04-12-2005, 11:13 PM
damn, i need to try that... :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm:
ROFL

Those damn Jehovahs witnesses are a pain in the arse. I worked nights a couple of years ago and this one woman with 2 little indian children kept stopping by about 10 am when i was still trying to sleep.

The phamplets and visits wouldn't stop so I finally answered the door. If It wasn't for the kids I would have answered the door totally nude, but I settled for just being in my underware. The two kids (a boy and girl about 5, 6 years old or so) started laughing histerically and she sent them along to pass out phamphlets while I invited her in the house.

She took quit a bit of crap from me as I grabbed a bud from the fridge and offered her one to which she declined. She then sat there offering me her guidance as I proceded to smoke cig after cig. It was pretty boring and the only way to get her to leave was offering her sex.

Actually I turned on the VCR and started watching a lesbo flick. I could tell she was uncomfortable when I asked her if it was making her as hot as it was me as she saw i was pitching a tent in my boxers. After I asked her to pass me the hand lotion and the kleenex's on the coffee table next to her chair, she just got up and left. Go figure.

Guess she wasn't a fan of "No dicks Allowed # 84"

Ya'll come back now, ya hear.

Iowanian
04-12-2005, 11:19 PM
You know, the last 3 weeks have been pretty rough for me...and one of the things i miss being a regular part of are the great horse-whippings that go on here when an idiot comes in to claim mental superiority.

But I must admit to just pretty much laughing my arse off at all the witty sarcasm and one-liners in this thread. I think I have enough material now to make sure that anyone who works with me goes home crying before the week is over.

BTW Iowanian, you won't sue me when I compile all the great comebacks, insults, and general country wisdom that you have shared with us here on the Planet and turn it into a book that makes me millions and lands me on a show with Dr. Phil?

mmaddog
*******

Assuming you adequately Tip your creative genius....go ahead my friend.

I'm actually toying with the idea of writing a book myself..."real men don't wear abercrombie"

go bowe
04-12-2005, 11:30 PM
And really, you think that matters to Zach?http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=40251&stc=1which one's zach?

Phobia
04-12-2005, 11:33 PM
which one's zach?

The one on the right with the green leaves.

go bowe
04-12-2005, 11:33 PM
It's partially because I exposed him and his half dozen accounts he was using maliciously. It's partially because of some problems he had on the 37 Forever executive board that I don't think need to be share in public.that's ok, it's just us...

you can tell us...

|Zach|
04-12-2005, 11:39 PM
The one on the right with the green leaves.
:)

go bowe
04-12-2005, 11:40 PM
That was close enough.

Thanks! I'm feeling like part of a Tom Cash moment now.

I know he's a pain in the a$$, but there was some quality entertainment in this thread.

I say have him drop by occasionally just for a little light entertainment. I really am quite amused by nutcases and / or societal rejects in general.man, you must be in hog heaven around here... :p :p :p

Phobia
04-12-2005, 11:43 PM
that's ok, it's just us...

you can tell us...

You're right, because it really isn't a big deal to anybody except for Tom. "No commenting" makes it seem as though we've something to hide.

Tom got busted with the stupidity on ChiefsPlanet about the same time he got called up to active duty. He voluntarily submitted his resignation to me and the rest of the board via email, citing time/committment concerns due to his call to active duty. Then when we failed to update the website to reflect his departure he threw a fit and threatened legal action. So, we removed his name from the website - entirely. Then he started bitching because he wanted to be known as a co-founder. Then he started bitching because he was back home in Kansas and wanted re-instated to the board because his resignation was actually just a leave of absence. You get the idea. Anyway, our by-laws call for new execs to be nominated. Tom wasn't nominated. All the decisions regarding Tom were put to a vote. None have gone in Tom's favor. I'm not out to get Tom, but don't tell him that.

His side of the story says a bunch of stupidity about being "forced" out. If a voluntary resignation is "forced out", I guess that's what happened. That is the pared down version of the story - there's actually several hundred emails from Tom on the subject over the years.

See, it's really not a big deal.

go bowe
04-12-2005, 11:44 PM
The one on the right with the green leaves.she named her breasticles?

what's the other one's name?

Phobia
04-12-2005, 11:44 PM
:)

Did you keep in contact with that broad?

Phobia
04-12-2005, 11:45 PM
she named her breasticles?

what's the other one's name?

John.

Her bagina is named Phil.... or full. I can't remember what she was screaming.

|Zach|
04-12-2005, 11:46 PM
Did you keep in contact with that broad?
Yes, she goes to Central Flordia...we talk every now and again.

She is very skilled.

|Zach|
04-12-2005, 11:47 PM
she named her breasticles?

what's the other one's name?
One is named "Tango and" while the other is named "Cash"

go bowe
04-12-2005, 11:49 PM
You're right, because it really isn't a big deal to anybody except for Tom. "No commenting" makes it seem as though we've something to hide.

Tom got busted with the stupidity on ChiefsPlanet about the same time he got called up to active duty. He voluntarily submitted his resignation to me and the rest of the board via email, citing time/committment concerns due to his call to active duty. Then when we failed to update the website to reflect his departure he threw a fit and threatened legal action. So, we removed his name from the website - entirely. Then he started bitching because he wanted to be known as a co-founder. Then he started bitching because he was back home in Kansas and wanted re-instated to the board because his resignation was actually just a leave of absence. You get the idea. Anyway, our by-laws call for new execs to be nominated. Tom wasn't nominated. All the decisions regarding Tom were put to a vote. None have gone in Tom's favor. I'm not out to get Tom, but don't tell him that.

His side of the story says a bunch of stupidity about being "forced" out. If a voluntary resignation is "forced out", I guess that's what happened. That is the pared down version of the story - there's actually several hundred emails from Tom on the subject over the years.

See, it's really not a big deal.no, not really...

but i thought the new kids would like to hear it...

you know, to have a fuller appreciation of the artist formerly known as tom cash, among other names...

many many other names...

all of them flaming assholes, too...

well, maybe flaming is a disservice to gays everywhere...

i apologize most earnestly to gays and guys and gals everywhere...



see mr. cash, it's not so hard...

go bowe
04-12-2005, 11:50 PM
John.

Her bagina is named Phil.... or full. I can't remember what she was screaming.well, that certainly makes sense...

she named her big guns after two big boys... :p :p :p

go bowe
04-12-2005, 11:52 PM
Yes, she goes to Central Flordia...we talk every now and again.

She is very skilled.skilled, huh?

is that what they're calling it these days? :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

|Zach|
04-12-2005, 11:54 PM
skilled, huh?

is that what they're calling it these days? :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:
Indeed.

Thank god for the drinks we both enjoyed and the carribean athmosphere because she is out of my league.

Mosbonian
04-13-2005, 06:45 AM
Assuming you adequately Tip your creative genius....go ahead my friend.

I'm actually toying with the idea of writing a book myself..."real men don't wear abercrombie"

I was told by my Attorney that I should let him handle the "accounting for royalties purposes" part of this. I am sure being an attorney he will be handling things in a forthright and fair manner...be sure to look for that check.

I have a lady on my Team who is my Senior Credit person, and she is an avid bow hunter. She has an addition to your title:

"real men don't wear Abercrombie, they shop at Cabela's."

mmaddog
*******

Mark M
04-13-2005, 07:13 AM
Damn you, Mark! Now we have to ban you too!

You know, if there was just an unsubscribe feature as Tom suggested, I could save you the time ...

:D

BTW, I think this thread should be moved to the Hall of Classics. While it has a lot of Romper Room worthy material, I honestly think the beatdown should be celebrated.

MM
~~:hmmm:

Mark M
04-13-2005, 10:11 AM
Holy shit ... you all should see the messages I'm getting from Tom.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Apparently, my problem is that I need to read the Bible because I'm morally bankrupt.

MM
~~ROFL

Bowser
04-13-2005, 11:44 AM
Holy shit ... you all should see the messages I'm getting from Tom.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Apparently, my problem is that I need to read the Bible because I'm morally bankrupt.

MM
~~ROFL

Damn sinners, get out of the damn yard, dammit!

go bowe
04-13-2005, 12:09 PM
Holy shit ... you all should see the messages I'm getting from Tom.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Apparently, my problem is that I need to read the Bible because I'm morally bankrupt.

MM
~~ROFLno problem, i'm sure kotter will loan you some of his morality (for a price, that is)...

at least 'til you get on your feet...

or out of bankruptcy...

or something... :(

Mr. Kotter
04-13-2005, 01:39 PM
no problem, i'm sure kotter will loan you some of his morality (for a price, that is)...

Alrighty, then..... :spock:

go bowe
04-13-2005, 03:04 PM
Alrighty, then..... :spock:well, even for an unelitist, you have plenty of morality...

surely enough to go around... :p :p :p

Baby Lee
04-13-2005, 05:23 PM
Somebody's been watching a little too much Deadwood.
This may be the stupidest segway ever, but I ran across this thread right after reading the transcript from the last Deadwood. Got the text of the best written exchange of the series to date.

Cy: Well, you can say that, Mr. Wolcott, yet I hear accounts that youíre a dangerous lay, (Wolcott finally looks up at Cy) and that adds to my feeling of disturbed. Are you inclined, Sir, every so often toÖride one off the cliff? Girls, I mean?
Wolcott: I am disturbed at my private conduct being spoken of.
Cy: Well, I should think you ****ing would be. And to think of Mr. Hearstís disturbance if he was to ****ing know. BecauseÖthatís a dangerous habit to indulge when youíre not among friends.
Wolcott: Are you my friend, Mr. Tolliver?
Cy: And as someone past surprise at habits or inclination, or turns of events, and who donít confuse himself far as sitting in judgment with our Lord in ****ing heaven.
Wolcott: I see.
Cy: And who would never tattle to your employer or jeopardize whatís gotta be a handsome ****ing income. Goddamn right, I am your friend, Mr. Wolcott. All I canít provide for the party is the cliff.
Wolcott: Believing yourself past surprise does not commend you to me as a friend. A man inadequately sophisticated, or merely ignorant or simply stupid, may believe himself past surprise, then be surprised to discover, for example, that Mr. Hearst already knows of my inclinations and finds them immaterial. Suggesting, as a corollary, that your skills for blackmail and manipulation no longer are assets to you, and for your fatuous belief in their efficacy, in fact have become liabilities. In short, youíve overplayed your hand. Now I should think in consequence, now recognizing yourself as a man past his time, that during this last transitional period you would devote yourself with grateful and quiet diligence to such uses as others may still find you suitable...
D@mn near Shakespearian.

ENDelt260
04-13-2005, 05:33 PM
segway

Heh.

Baby Lee
04-13-2005, 05:40 PM
Heh.
Must've misspelled, huh?

Segueway? That don't look right.

ENDelt260
04-13-2005, 05:42 PM
Must've misspelled, huh?

Segueway? That don't look right.
Segway is the spelling of that motorized... uh, whatchamacallit. The thing GOB rides.

I believe you were looking for segue.

chiefs4me
04-13-2005, 05:53 PM
no, not really...

but i thought the new kids would like to hear it...

you know, to have a fuller appreciation of the artist formerly known as tom cash, among other names...

many many other names...

all of them flaming assholes, too...

well, maybe flaming is a disservice to gays everywhere...

i apologize most earnestly to gays and guys and gals everywhere...



see mr. cash, it's not so hard...






Who are you calling kids....:harumph:




















;)

Mr. Kotter
04-13-2005, 07:20 PM
well, even for an unelitist, you have plenty of morality...

surely enough to go around... :p :p :p

Nice recovery, bud.... :harumph:

:p