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Deberg_1990
04-12-2005, 04:50 PM
Ok, which one of you Planeteers is the baby daddy??

http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/2005/04/12/britneypregnant/

ENDelt260
04-12-2005, 04:54 PM
It's me. Don't tell her husband, 'kay?

Ozarks-Chiefs-Fan
04-12-2005, 04:56 PM
i knew i should have used a rubber

Jenson71
04-12-2005, 04:57 PM
It's me. Don't tell her husband, 'kay?

Don't worry, he's a professional dancer.

Donger
04-12-2005, 05:00 PM
It's me. Don't tell her husband, 'kay?

Damn. Endelt procreating with Britney? What's next?

Sun turning to blood? Dead fish?

Vegas_Dave
04-12-2005, 05:04 PM
I did it, do you think I've gone too far, I did it, guilty as charged, I did it...

Mr. Laz
04-12-2005, 05:05 PM
she's starting to show a little


big pic ... dialups beware

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/4268/19rn7pb.jpg

CosmicPal
04-12-2005, 05:07 PM
It's me. Don't tell her husband, 'kay?

Uhhhh dude, hate to break it to you- but it wasn't you. You were passed out, remember? I'm sorry, we weren't going to tell you, but that broad you thought you did it with- the one you thought was all rubbery and slippery? Yep, she was a blow-up doll. Sorry. I tried to talk everyone out of it, but you know- it was funny.

Spicy McHaggis
04-12-2005, 05:07 PM
It's me. Don't tell her husband, 'kay?

Aw geez, someone call Rome and tell them we have roughly 9 months before the Anti-Christ is born.

Chief Henry
04-12-2005, 05:08 PM
I told her swallowing could not make you pregnant .

Deberg_1990
04-12-2005, 05:08 PM
she's starting to show a little


big pic ... dialups beware

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/4268/19rn7pb.jpg

shes starting to get old, saggy and used up now. Time for EndDelt to start combing the high schools again.

Jenson71
04-12-2005, 05:08 PM
Aw geez, someone call Rome and tell them we have roughly 9 months before the Anti-Christ is born.

:D This was good...

ENDelt260
04-12-2005, 05:09 PM
shes starting to get old, saggy and used up now. Time for EndDelt to start combing the high schools again.
No can do. Damn court orders.

big nasty kcnut
04-12-2005, 05:09 PM
I never liked her but i have to do this. Damnit carl.

Deberg_1990
04-12-2005, 05:12 PM
No can do. Damn court orders.

Well, theres always Lohan then:

Katipan
04-12-2005, 05:21 PM
No can do. Damn court orders.

there's always the nail schools.
massage schools.
"alternative learning" schools
trade schools... but that might not be your cuppa girl.

VonneMarie
04-12-2005, 06:42 PM
I'm happy for her.

Saulbadguy
04-12-2005, 06:43 PM
I never liked her but i have to do this. Damnit carl.
ROFL

Sure-Oz
04-12-2005, 06:48 PM
She has gotten so nap.

Tribal Warfare
04-12-2005, 06:52 PM
shes starting to get old, saggy and used up now. Time for EndDelt to start combing the high schools again.


in five years her sister will be 18

Cochise
04-12-2005, 06:54 PM
Where are my I'd STILL hit it pics?

Saulbadguy
04-12-2005, 06:55 PM
Where are my I'd STILL hit it pics?
Its Britney Spears. I thought it was a given. :shrug:

Sure-Oz
04-12-2005, 06:58 PM
Her younger sister will look exactly like her when she was the hotness.

Michael Michigan
04-12-2005, 07:07 PM
she's starting to show a little




http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/startracks/050404/bspears3.jpg

stevieray
04-12-2005, 07:11 PM
cankles

Ninjaman
04-12-2005, 07:16 PM
britney spears is an absolute no talent louisiana redneck who bleaches her hair.

Definitely playboy material.

Bootlegged
04-12-2005, 07:27 PM
http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/startracks/050404/bspears3.jpg


Dammit.

Michael Michigan
04-12-2005, 07:37 PM
A really bad photoshop from something called:

AXcess News

http://www.axcessnews.com/national_041205e.shtml



http://www.axcessnews.com/images/britney_spears_pregnant.jpg

Iowanian
04-12-2005, 07:37 PM
Wooops I did it again....

WebGem
04-12-2005, 07:37 PM
Ok, which one of you Planeteers is the baby daddy??

http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/2005/04/12/britneypregnant/
Oops, I think I did it again.

WebGem
04-12-2005, 07:38 PM
Wooops I did it again....
ROFL

****, you beat me too it.

tomahawk kid
04-13-2005, 06:30 AM
http://i.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/startracks/050404/bspears3.jpg

Looks like the "pups" have gotten bigger as well.

That Federline guy must have some swimmers. Sounds like he's trying to re-populate the earth himself.

CHIEF4EVER
04-13-2005, 07:24 AM
[Bernie Mac voice]"I be da Pappy"[/Bernie Mac voice]

Edubs
04-13-2005, 07:30 AM
She is a nasty whore. She is like 23 or some $hit. She is a fatty that sounds like an dumb ass when she talks. I love her.

StcChief
04-13-2005, 07:31 AM
I knew she was going to spread out. Just wait.

picasso
04-13-2005, 09:25 AM
She is a nasty whore. She is like 23 or some $hit. She is a fatty that sounds like an dumb ass when she talks. I love her.
You read like a dumb ass when you write so your made for each other.
:p

IMHO she is going to suck ass as a mother. Even Madonna got her groove on til she was a hag before she popped out offspring. Who's smarter??

Mr. Kotter
04-13-2005, 09:36 AM
I haven't read the thread yet, but how many....

"Dang, I shoulda used a condom....She said she was on the pill.....I pulled out; guess not soon enough...." comments have we had... ROFL

ChiefsFanatic
04-13-2005, 10:15 AM
she should quit smoking. These are all safe

smoking (http://www.kikman.de/Pix/Britney-Spears-58.jpg)
This is a nice view (http://www.kikman.de/Pix/Britney-Spears-64.jpg)
I like this one too (http://www.celebskin.net/g/britney-spears-paparazzi/britney-spears-nude-01.jpg)

Bowser
04-13-2005, 10:23 AM
she should quit smoking. These are all safe

smoking (http://www.kikman.de/Pix/Britney-Spears-58.jpg)
This is a nice view (http://www.kikman.de/Pix/Britney-Spears-64.jpg)
I like this one too (http://www.celebskin.net/g/britney-spears-paparazzi/britney-spears-nude-01.jpg)

I'll take the chick in your avi any day of the week over Brittney.

ChiefsFanatic
04-13-2005, 10:25 AM
I'll take the chick in your avi any day of the week over Brittney.

The puppies are a bit whimsical, but I think Britney is nast enough to do those things most girls won't.

Stinger
04-13-2005, 10:35 AM
TTIWWCV

"This Thread Is Worthless Without Conception Video"