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badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:25 PM
I was sitting in a yield lane last fri going to pick my "stepson" from school, while I was sitting there a guy in a mini van bumped me pretty hard, hard enough to knock stuff in the floor and my head jerked back, well we pulled over to the side of the road and no damage at all to either vehicle so we both agreed to move on, 2 days later my muscles in my shoulder are really tight and my neck hurts into the base of my scull, and gives me really bad headaches that makes it feel like my eyeballs are gonna pop out, I have been using a heating pad day and night, even took it to work with me.
I did not even bother to get his name or any info on him and me doing private nursing care, don't have any insurance, I hope whatever is wrong is only a temporary thing.

JimNasium
04-14-2005, 01:27 PM
I was sitting in a yield lane last fri going to pick my "stepson" from school, while I was sitting there a guy in a mini van bumped me pretty hard, hard enough to knock stuff in the floor and my head jerked back, well we pulled over to the side of the road and no damage at all to either vehicle so we both agreed to move on, 2 days later my muscles in my shoulder are really tight and my neck hurts into the base of my scull, and gives me really bad headaches that makes it feel like my eyeballs are gonna pop out, I have been using a heating pad day and night, even took it to work with me.
I did not even bother to get his name or any info on him and me doing private nursing care, don't have any insurance, I hope whatever is wrong is only a temporary thing.
I think donkey punch therapy is in order.

ptlyon
04-14-2005, 01:27 PM
I might be a tumor!

badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:28 PM
I might be a tumor!
nope, it started 2 days after the bump happened, I don't have no tumor the pain starts in my shoulders.

KCTitus
04-14-2005, 01:31 PM
Advil works as an anti inflammatory, most likely will fix it...


or you could sue for eleventy billion.

Phobia
04-14-2005, 01:32 PM
I'm sure the pain is unrelated to the accident. You probably just have grey matter leaking down your neck and making everything sore.

Mile High Mania
04-14-2005, 01:33 PM
I might be a tumor!

"Eets nawt ah toomur"

http://www.michaelhong.com/archives/kcop.jpg

badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:33 PM
Advil works as an anti inflammatory, most likely will fix it...


or you could sue for eleventy billion.
I'm not into the sueing bit. :shake:

ENDelt260
04-14-2005, 01:34 PM
Yield lane? Why is stepson in quotes? Is he really your brother?

I once got rearended while sitting at a red light. Gal behind me must've had her foot slip off the brake or something. She was driving a Pontiac Sunfire or something, and I was in my pickup... I knew from how soft she hit me she didn't do any damage (to me). I didn't even bother getting out of my truck.

Later, she went to the cops (to report, y'know, that she was at fault in an accident, and apparently the guy shit hit didn't care...). I had some cop come to my house and try to give me a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. Managed to talk my way out of it.

badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:34 PM
Advil works as an anti inflammatory, most likely will fix it...


or you could sue for eleventy billion.
I've been taking muscle relaxers and ibuprofen, doesn't help. :shake:

badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:36 PM
Yield lane? Why is stepson in quotes? Is he really your brother?

I once got rearended while sitting at a red light. Gal behind me must've had her foot slip off the brake or something. She was driving a Pontiac Sunfire or something, and I was in my pickup... I knew from how soft she hit me she didn't do any damage (to me). I didn't even bother getting out of my truck.

Later, she went to the cops (to report, y'know, that she was at fault in an accident, and apparently the guy shit hit didn't care...). I had some cop come to my house and try to give me a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. Managed to talk my way out of it.
Stepson is in quotes because although I love them very much and them me, since Stumppy and I aren't married they not actually my stepsons, just easier to explain.

Phobia
04-14-2005, 01:37 PM
Stepson is in quotes because although I love them very much and them me, since Stumppy and I aren't married they not actually my stepsons, just easier to explain.

I'm really confused now.

chiefsfolife
04-14-2005, 01:38 PM
take percocet...nothing better

ptlyon
04-14-2005, 01:38 PM
...or you could sue for eleventy billion.

I know this is probably a hoax, but it is funny anyway... Got this in an email today:





Stella Awards

It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards. The Stellas are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. Unfortunately the most recent lawsuit implicating McDonald's, the teens who allege that eating at McDonald's has made them fat, was filed after the 2004 award nominations were closed.

This suit will top the 2005 awards list without question.




THIS YEAR'S AWARDS GO TO:

5th place (Tied).

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms.Robertson's son.

5th place (Tied).

19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr.Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps.

5th place (Tied).

Terrence Dickson of Bristol, PA was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could not re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation and Mr.Dickson found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The Jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

4th place.

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd place.

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms.Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier, during an argument.

2nd place.

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a Night Club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms.Walton was trying to sneak in the window of the Ladies Room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

And the winner is.....1st Place.

This year's runaway winner was Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, OK. On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver 's seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he could not actually do this! The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motorhome. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreational vehicles.

Iowanian
04-14-2005, 01:39 PM
Walk it off.

If it weren't hard enough to do damage, you aren't hurt.

JimNasium
04-14-2005, 01:40 PM
I'm really confused now.
I'll PM TommyKat. She'll 'splain it to you.

ROYC75
04-14-2005, 01:40 PM
I'm really confused now.


It's hillbilly love man.............

ENDelt260
04-14-2005, 01:43 PM
The TRUE Stella Awards -- 2004 Winners
by Randy Cassingham
Issued 31 January 2005

Unlike the FAKE cases that have been highly circulated online for the
last several years (see http://www.StellaAwards.com/bogus.html for
details), the following cases have been researched from public sources
and are confirmed TRUE by the ONLY legitimate source for the Stella
Awards: www.StellaAwards.com . To confirm this copy is legitimate, see
http://www.StellaAwards.com/2004.html

-v-

THE RUNNERS UP FOR THE 2003 TRUE STELLA AWARDS ARE:

#6: The Tribune Co. of Chicago, Ill. The newspaper chain owns several
newspapers, as well as the Chicago Cubs baseball team. One of its
newspaper carriers was Mark Guthrie, 43, of Connecticut. One of its
ball players was Mark Guthrie, 38, of Illinois. The company's payroll
department mixed the two up, putting the ballplayer's paycheck into
the paper carrier's bank account. The carrier allowed them to take
back 90 percent of the improperly paid salary, and said they could
have the rest after they gave him a full accounting to ensure he not
only got his own pay, but wouldn't have any tax problems for being
paid $300,000(!) extra. The Tribune Co., rather than provide that
reasonable assurance, instead sued him for the rest of the money.

#5: "High Tech" retailer Sharper Image sells a lot of its "Ionic Breeze"
air filters. As part of a comparative review of many air filters,
Consumer Reports magazine found the "Ionic" unit was the worst
performer. SI complained, saying it didn't do a "fair" test. CU asked
what sort of test should be done, but SI never replied -- until it
sued CU. A federal judge ruled the suit not only had no merit, but was
actually an illegal attempt to squelch public discussion. SI was
ordered to pay CU $400,000 to cover its legal defense costs.

#4: Edith Morgan, mother of Kansas City Chiefs football star Derrick
Thomas, who died after being thrown from his SUV in a crash while
speeding in a snowstorm. Morgan said Thomas's neck was broken because
the SUV's roof collapsed a few inches -- not from rolling down the
highway because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt -- and sued General
Motors. Her lawyer begged jurors to award more than $100 million in
damages, perhaps more -- he "did not want to put an upper limit on
it." GM pointed out that Thomas's oversize SUV was exempt from federal
roof crush standards, yet it met them anyway. The jury sent a message:
of that $100 million, it awarded Morgan ...nothing.

#3: Tanisha Torres of Wyndanch, N.Y. The woman sued Radio Shack for
misspelling her town as "Crimedanch" on her cell phone bill. She
didn't even ask them to change it; she just sued. "I'm not a
criminal," she whined. "My son plays on the high school football
team." Yeah, that makes sense. The name "Crimedanch" is a common joke;
police in the area confirm it's a high-crime area. Still, Torres
claimed she suffered "outrage" and "embarrassment" at having to see
that spelling on her private phone bill. The suit seeks unspecified
damages.

#2: Homecomings Financial, a subsidiary of GMAC Financial Services, which
is a division of General Motors. The finance company accepted a change
of address notice from identity thieves for the account belonging to
Robert and Suzanne Korinke. The thieves ran up a $142,000 debt, and
the Korinkes notified Homecomings of the fraud the moment they
discovered it. Homecomings sued them two years later, saying the
couple's "negligence" is what "caused the injury to Homecomings," not
the fact that the company accepted a change of address from fraudsters
-- and then gave them all the money they could drain. The victims got
the company to drop the suit, which demanded $74,000 plus attorney's
fees, after shelling out $5,000 in legal fees -- an outcome the
couple's lawyer called "really lucky".

AND THE WINNER of the 2004 Stella Award: Mary Ubaudi of Madison County,
Ill. Ubaudi was a passenger in a car that got into a wreck. She put
most of the blame on the deepest pocket available: Mazda Motors, who
made the car she was riding in. Ubaudi demands "in excess of $150,000"
from the automaker, claiming it "failed to provide instructions
regarding the safe and proper use of a seatbelt." One hopes Mazda's
attorneys make her swear in court that she has never before worn a
seatbelt, has never flown on an airliner, and that she's too stupid to
figure out how to fasten a seatbelt.

TO CONFIRM THE VALIDITY OF THESE CASES, get more information on the True
Stella Awards, or sign up for a free e-mail subscription to new cases
as they are issued, see http://www.StellaAwards.com/2004.html

Copyright 2005 www.StellaAwards.com . This message may be forwarded as
long as it remains complete and unaltered.

badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:45 PM
I'm really confused now.
Phobia, all I'm saying is since I'm not married they are not actually my stepsons, but I care about them all the same, why is that confusing you? You silly billy. :p

badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:45 PM
take percocet...nothing better
well ya if I had some I'd be glad to. :thumb:

Mark M
04-14-2005, 01:47 PM
I am so damn retarded!!!!

Only eleven more steps to go ...

MM
~~:p

badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:49 PM
[/b]

Only eleven more steps to go ...

MM
~~:p
:clap: :clap: I'm almost a genious.

JimNasium
04-14-2005, 01:50 PM
[/b]

Only eleven more steps to go ...

MM
~~:p
Eleven steps of a 10-step program.

badgirl
04-14-2005, 01:58 PM
Eleven steps of a 10-step program.
:spock:

ptlyon
04-14-2005, 02:01 PM
The TRUE Stella Awards -- 2004 Winners


Figured that. Those ain't as funny tho.

Amnorix
04-14-2005, 02:10 PM
Neck/shoulder/back pain never occurs immediately after an accident. If you rear end someone and they get out of the car complaining about a sore neck from whiplash, they're lying.

If you're lucky, then all that happened is you hyperextended your muscles a bit and you'll be fine after about a week or two. What you have roughly sounds like that to me.

Sadly, even though I'm a lawyer that doesn't do blue car / red car cases, just being a lawyer you pick this crap up...

CosmicPal
04-14-2005, 02:10 PM
This year's runaway winner was Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, OK. On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver 's seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he could not actually do this! The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motorhome. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreational vehicles.

My SUV has cruise control.

This is complete utter bullshit, but I can guarantee you my owner's manual doesn't have anything about the use of control control and that it does not navigate my fuggen vehicle for me. I sure could use 1.75 million and a new SUV.

Iowanian
04-14-2005, 02:11 PM
You said it wrong badgranny.

Say it with me now...
I.
AM.
SOFA King
wee Todd Id

ptlyon
04-14-2005, 02:13 PM
If you're lucky, then all that happened is you hyperextended your muscles a bit and you'll be fine after about a week or two.

Sorry stump - no hummers for you for awhile!

Bowser
04-14-2005, 02:15 PM
:D

badgirl
04-14-2005, 02:15 PM
Sorry stump - no hummers for you for awhile!
wrong, I'd have to be in a coma for that to happen. :p

Jenny Gump
04-14-2005, 02:16 PM
You should've been wearing your NASCAR certified Head harness. I never drive without mine.

Iowanian
04-14-2005, 02:17 PM
well, that at least explains his levels of tollerance.


....that and ear plugs.

badgirl
04-14-2005, 02:17 PM
You said it wrong badgranny.

Say it with me now...
I.
AM.
SOFA King
wee Todd Id
Ha, wee Todd :p

ptlyon
04-14-2005, 02:17 PM
wrong, I'd have to be in a coma for that to happen. :p

Bet it would still happen.

badgirl
04-14-2005, 02:18 PM
You should've been wearing your NASCAR certified Head harness. I never drive without mine.
true, but I left it in the bedroom that day ROFL

badgirl
04-14-2005, 02:18 PM
Bet it would still happen.
yea that would be part of my living will. :thumb:

badgirl
04-14-2005, 02:26 PM
Your name isn't Thelma, perhaps?

WARNING - Explicit
No, not that bad, your disgusting. ROFL

KCWolfman
04-14-2005, 04:21 PM
I might be a tumor!
It's not a TUMA

badgirl
04-14-2005, 04:57 PM
It's not a TUMA
absolutely not, I think its muscles. :deevee:

KCWolfman
04-14-2005, 05:23 PM
absolutely not, I think its muscles. :deevee:
You have muscles? Oh, that is much worse than a tumor. Go see a doc, he can have those removed.

badgirl
04-14-2005, 05:23 PM
You have muscles? Oh, that is much worse than a tumor. Go see a doc, he can have those removed.
ROFL Oh I'm sure I'd look really good with no muscles. ROFL

KCWolfman
04-14-2005, 06:25 PM
ROFL Oh I'm sure I'd look really good with no muscles. ROFL
Fine, you will be stuck with the consequences.