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Brando
04-15-2005, 12:59 AM
He has just signed up. Don't take any shit from him. That means you Phil!

In case anyone wanted an update on my situation. I finally threw her out tonight. Gone, done, C-YA! I'll be moving soon.
All you boys with hot sisters start sending me pics!

Count Alex's Losses
04-15-2005, 01:01 AM
Is he a Chiefs fan?

I have plenty of pics of my sisters but I think they are a tad young for you at 21 and 25. OK maybe not the older one but...eh.

Brando
04-15-2005, 01:05 AM
Is he a Chiefs fan?

I have plenty of pics of my sisters but I think they are a tad young for you at 21 and 25. OK maybe not the older one but...eh.

21 and 25? Shiat...that's prime pickens. As long as they're legal I don't care. Show me your sisters, BROTHERS!

As far as my brother he is a fan of no team. He is however a huge fan of chronic masturbation and chaffing.

Count Alex's Losses
04-15-2005, 01:09 AM
My sisters don't even like football. I'm not sure you'd want to date them. They both live in Texas, too.

Brando
04-15-2005, 01:11 AM
BTW I met a guy this week that works for the Chiefs. For whatever it's worth he said that Carl is going to give into the Dolphins late next Friday night, early Saturday.

RedDread
04-15-2005, 01:14 AM
when you say works for, you mean grounds crew works for, or front office works for?

el borracho
04-15-2005, 01:15 AM
An idiot, huh? He'll fit right in.

Pants
04-15-2005, 01:15 AM
Sup, P.

Serioulsy, though, when I first saw his name at the top of the page, I thought Patrick motherf*cking Surtain, himself, joined CP to tell us all we are going to SB with him on our team.

Count Alex's Losses
04-15-2005, 01:16 AM
BTW I met a guy this week that works for the Chiefs. For whatever it's worth he said that Carl is going to give into the Dolphins late next Friday night, early Saturday.

Cool.

PastorMikH
04-15-2005, 01:29 AM
BTW I met a guy this week that works for the Chiefs. For whatever it's worth he said that Carl is going to give into the Dolphins late next Friday night, early Saturday.



I'm starting to think that if the fins hold out for the 2nd, Carl will probably wait until draft day and watch to see if there is a possibility to trade up for a player. If they possibility doesn't present itself, or the player Carl wants is gone, I look for the trade.

Shoot, who knows, Carl might actually pull off a tradeup where we give up our first and second and maybe a pick next year or a couple second day pics for a higher first round pick and a 3rd pick to trade to the fins for Surtain. Wait, this is Carl I'm talking about, never mind.

IF it did happen though, would anyone have a problem with landing both Johnson and trading for Surtain?

Patrick
04-15-2005, 01:30 AM
Brandon...You little prick...

:D

Pants
04-15-2005, 01:31 AM
Brandon...You little prick...

:D

Are you older or younger?

Patrick
04-15-2005, 01:31 AM
As far as my brother he is a fan of no team. He is however a huge fan of chronic masturbation and chaffing.

I can eat fifty eggs.

Patrick
04-15-2005, 01:32 AM
Are you older or younger?

Older...by about a year. And four inches, ah, taller...lol

RedDread
04-15-2005, 01:33 AM
give up almost every pick and get surtain and johnson? sounds like a plan to me

stumppy
04-15-2005, 01:34 AM
Yea, so you FINALLY threw her out. Did you remember to get your balls out of her purse before she left ?

















:D

Patrick
04-15-2005, 01:36 AM
LOL, he had to wrestle his entire ballsac from her pet anaconda before he punted her all the way to ClayCoMo via her love basket. Just wish I was there to see it.

Over-Head
04-15-2005, 03:28 AM
He has just signed up. Don't take any shit from him. That means you Phil!

In case anyone wanted an update on my situation. I finally threw her out tonight. Gone, done, C-YA! I'll be moving soon.
All you boys with hot sisters start sending me pics!


Welcome "idiot brother", and congrats! :thumb:

Over-Head
04-15-2005, 03:30 AM
Brandon...You little prick...

:D
Jezzz, already on the “Skip town school of edict” huhh?.
He’s gonna fit right in around here

Otter
04-15-2005, 05:58 AM
Welcome Patrick!!!

Hope it wasn't too hard on the family finding out that Brando is a well known homosexual in these parts.

Pull up a chair and make yourself a drink.

badgirl
04-15-2005, 07:22 AM
Welcome to the Planet Patrick. :thumb:

Phobia
04-15-2005, 07:46 AM
Welcome Patrick!!!

Hope it wasn't too hard on the family finding out that Brando is a well known homosexual in these parts..

Brian and I thought Patrick would never go home that night we all hung out at that shithole bar before Christmas.

KCWolfman
04-15-2005, 07:51 AM
I can eat fifty eggs.
So could Cool Hand Luke and he is dead now

ROYC75
04-15-2005, 09:08 AM
Hey Patrick, where is Sponge Bob ?


Welcome !

Nzoner
04-15-2005, 09:13 AM
Welcome aboard Patrick,will Brandon be starting all of your threads?

Sponge Bob
04-15-2005, 09:17 AM
Brandon...You little prick...

:D


Brotherly love, isn't it grand .

Brando
04-15-2005, 09:59 AM
Welcome Patrick!!!

Hope it wasn't too hard on the family finding out that Brando is a well known homosexual in these parts.

Pull up a chair and make yourself a drink.

Listen, just because you were molested by a clown as child doesn't mean you need to take it out on me Otter.

Bwana
04-15-2005, 10:00 AM
Brando: Congrats on taking out the trash. Patrick, Welcome to the Planet.

ROYC75
04-15-2005, 10:08 AM
Brotherly love, isn't it grand .


It's plain to see if you want /ask for something, somebody is going to help attain it around this place. :rolleyes:

Otter
04-15-2005, 10:27 AM
Listen, just because you were molested by a clown as child doesn't mean you need to take it out on me Otter.

I'll never forgive my parents for not suspecting somthing when that clown asked my to come downstairs and lock the door so he could show me a balloon animal.

Brando
04-15-2005, 12:41 PM
I'll never forgive my parents for not suspecting somthing when that clown asked my to come downstairs and lock the door so he could show me a balloon animal.
Was it covered in plaster of paris?

Mr. Kotter
04-15-2005, 12:45 PM
I'll be damned.....I didn't realize we had Sponge Bob on board: welcome, Patrick.... :thumb:

Pennywise
04-15-2005, 12:52 PM
I'll never forgive my parents for not suspecting somthing when that clown asked my to come downstairs and lock the door so he could show me a balloon animal.

And all this time I thought it was because you had one too many pulls off the 'McTeat'.

Otter
04-15-2005, 01:01 PM
And all this time I thought it was because you had one too many pulls off the 'McTeat'.

WTF!!! STFU

That's fluckin' creepy!!! Pictures never bothered me but that one...

BAH!!!

I'm taking my ball and going home.

Simplex3
04-15-2005, 01:14 PM
And all this time I thought it was because you had one too many pulls off the 'McTeat'.
I'm not sure who's sicker, you for posting it or the artist for making it.

*shudder*

ROYC75
04-15-2005, 01:22 PM
" yuck " I do mean yuck, as in yuck.

ROYC75
04-15-2005, 01:23 PM
Hey Patrick, you a fan of the "Rich " ?

Brando
04-15-2005, 02:40 PM
And all this time I thought it was because you had one too many pulls off the 'McTeat'.

Shouldn't this be posted in the girly picture thread? :hmmm:

Patrick
04-15-2005, 02:43 PM
Hey Patrick, you a fan of the "Rich " ?
Yessir, yessir :thumb:

ENDelt260
04-15-2005, 02:45 PM
Dear Lord... wtf happened here?

Brando
04-15-2005, 02:46 PM
Dear Lord... wtf happened here?
Does that picture remind you of one of your wet dreams?

Patrick
04-15-2005, 02:47 PM
Hard to look away for ya? lol And the milk tastes like grease? *shudder*

Well, this "welcome" thread is shaping up to be a baaaahn berner!

ENDelt260
04-15-2005, 02:47 PM
Does that picture remind you of one of your wet dreams?
If by "wet dream" you mean one of those times I wake up in a pool of my own vomit.

Brando
04-15-2005, 02:49 PM
If by "wet dream" you mean one of those times I wake up in a pool of my own vomit.

Actually one of those nights that you wake up in a puddle of GoChiefs man juice.

alanm
04-15-2005, 02:56 PM
BTW I met a guy this week that works for the Chiefs. For whatever it's worth he said that Carl is going to give into the Dolphins late next Friday night, early Saturday.
Pardon me if I don't get too excited about the gossip pertaining to Surtain passed on by a guy who uses a leaf blower to clean the stadium seats out. Call me when Surtain signs a contract. :)

Edubs
04-15-2005, 03:04 PM
And all this time I thought it was because you had one too many pulls off the 'McTeat'.


That pic is very disturbing. Granny boob.

ROYC75
04-15-2005, 03:06 PM
Yessir, yessir :thumb:

Hot damn, the fan club just grew..... make that 6 of us now. Woo woo. ROFL

KCWolfman
04-15-2005, 03:20 PM
Hot damn, the fan club just grew..... make that 6 of us now. Woo woo. ROFL
Why do I get the image of a sleazy second rate pimp checking out the fresh meat coming off the greyhound bus?

Brando
04-15-2005, 03:25 PM
Why do I get the image of a sleazy second rate pimp checking out the fresh meat coming off the greyhound bus?
Is that where Fraz goes for those long periods of time?

chiefs4me
04-15-2005, 03:29 PM
LOL, he had to wrestle his entire ballsac from her pet anaconda before he punted her all the way to ClayCoMo via her love basket. Just wish I was there to see it.



oh my....looks like KILLER has a little competition.....:)

Ari Chi3fs
04-15-2005, 03:31 PM
Congrats on throwing the hoodrat back out on the street with the rest of the critters.

We should go snag another brew or 8... again. Good times.

Welcome to the Home of the Chiefs PatRICK

Brando
04-15-2005, 03:44 PM
Congrats on throwing the hoodrat back out on the street with the rest of the critters.

We should go snag another brew or 8... again. Good times.

Welcome to the Home of the Chiefs PatRICK
Probably have better turn out if we post in the DC forum and tell them that we'll be debating evolution over a couple of frosties.

HemiEd
04-15-2005, 03:44 PM
Welcome Patrick! :thumb: Before Donger gets here, you might as well get ready for it, we will need to know if you wash your legs.

Bowser
04-15-2005, 04:21 PM
Mods, can we get an official name change to "Idiot Brother Patrick"?

My work here is done......




And welcome, btw!

Skip Towne
04-15-2005, 04:40 PM
So you're Brando's brother eh Patrick? Which one of you can whup?

Brando
04-15-2005, 05:09 PM
So you're Brando's brother eh Patrick? Which one of you can whup?

I've chipped two of his teeth and broken his nose three times. Course that's all ancient history now.

big nasty kcnut
04-15-2005, 05:11 PM
Welcome patrick and brando great job getting rid of that soul suckergirl.

Valiant
04-15-2005, 05:16 PM
Is he a Chiefs fan?

I have plenty of pics of my sisters but I think they are a tad young for you at 21 and 25. OK maybe not the older one but...eh.


hopefully they did not get your good looks and common sense... :rolleyes:

Patrick
04-15-2005, 05:16 PM
Yeah, broken my nose because he's three apples high and that's about as high as his headbutts get. We used to totally clean up at midget toss, though.

;)

BTW, thanks for the welcomes everyone, and for BrandoSmuf for starting a thread for me due to my newbie status.

Carry on. :Pinky:

:BLVD: <--Tonight when I get to KC

Patrick
04-15-2005, 05:20 PM
Welcome patrick and brando great job getting rid of that soul suckergirl.

IE: The Succubus

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season3/TheSuccubusRevealed.jpg

Patrick
04-15-2005, 05:22 PM
Oh, new avatar R0xOr!!!111ONEONEONE

Thanks guys! This forum is friggen hilarious!

ENDelt260
04-15-2005, 05:23 PM
Oh, new avatar R0xOr!!!111ONEONEONE

Glad you like it.

Brando
04-15-2005, 05:58 PM
Brian, could you please explain an unsuccessful beer transaction to me?

ENDelt260
04-15-2005, 06:03 PM
Brian, could you please explain an unsuccessful beer transaction to me?
I don't want to think about it. I might cry.

Brando
04-15-2005, 11:57 PM
I don't want to think about it. I might cry.
The humanity...who could think of such a thing.

luv
04-16-2005, 01:48 AM
Brian, could you please explain an unsuccessful beer transaction to me?


Well, I'm not Brian, but my definition would be if the beer isn't still cold when it gets transferred from the bottle to your mouth.

Congrats on getting rid of the ex.

Welcome, Patrick.

Not that i'm here to hit on anyone, but how old are you guys. . .and uhhh, just how "close" are you? :hmmm: