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Fried Meat Ball!
04-15-2005, 11:54 PM
It was suggested in the "I, Crapbot" thread there should be a Chiefs Planet movie... what would be its title and who would be its cast?

I'm still thinking on the title, but Philip Seymour Hoffman will play me.

keg in kc
04-15-2005, 11:57 PM
Fat, old, drunk and bored: An introspective

Fried Meat Ball!
04-15-2005, 11:58 PM
OR, the chick in my avatar will play me... taking a bit of literary license, Fire Me Boy! will be Fire Me Gal! She will post in the nude.

tk13
04-16-2005, 12:00 AM
This movie is worthless without moving pictures.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:00 AM
This movie is worthless without moving pictures.
Be careful what you wish for... until I get this girl cast, you're just going to get storyboard images of ME posting naked... and I don't think any of us want that.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:27 AM
Cyberspace Football Wankery

Starring-

Robert DeNiro as Phobia:

http://www.robert-deniro.com/deniro.jpg

Jack Nicholson as Logical:

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/nicholson_j.jpg

Gene Hackman as KCWolfman:
http://www.cheapestdvdmovies.com/Gene_hackman.jpg

Brent Spiner as Rain Man
http://www.dana-holland.com/trek/spiner/bs-ct4a.jpg

Billy Crystal as TK13:

http://i.tsn.com/i/n/baseball/61/crystal_billy_ap.jpg

Nicholas Cage as ENDelt260:

http://www.umich.edu/~uac/threeweeks/volume6.4/nicholas-cage.jpg

Charlton Heston as Skip Towne:

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/40/020809_CharltonHeston.jpg

Paul Rodriguez as Taco John:

http://www.npr.org/programs/tavis/features/2004/sep/rodriguez/rodriguez.jpg

Bruce Willis as Iowanian:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/170091.jpg

Ellen Degeneres as MeMyselfI:

http://www.lesgou.com/modelos/ellen/ellen.gif

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:27 AM
Sean Connery as Bob Dole:
http://www.klast.net/bond/images/connery99.jpg

Paul Reubens as Slayer Diablo:

http://www.narr8.com/Pictures/Paulr.jpg

Rob Schneider as GoChiefs
http://www.kinomag.ru/pix/actors/actor-120.jpg

Monica Belluci as JennyGump (gotta have some T&A)
http://www.altyazi.net/temmuz02/haberler/monica.jpg

trndobrd
04-16-2005, 12:37 AM
Sadly, both Stanley Kubrick and Kirasawa have both passed on....I'm not sure if John Woo or Tarintino should direct.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:39 AM
Sadly, both Stanley Kubrick and Kirasawa have both passed on....I'm not sure if John Woo or Tarintino should direct.

Kevin Smith can direct!

http://www.jerseygirl-movie.com/images/pics/7sm.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:42 AM
Kevin Smith can direct!

http://www.jerseygirl-movie.com/images/pics/7sm.jpg
The you still have to figure out the following cast members:

Jason Lee
Jason Mewes
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
Brian O'Halloran

and a few others I'm missing, I'm sure.

KCWolfman
04-16-2005, 12:43 AM
Kevin Smith can direct!

http://www.jerseygirl-movie.com/images/pics/7sm.jpg
morphius can direct? I doubt it

KCWolfman
04-16-2005, 12:43 AM
The you still have to figure out the following cast members:

Jason Lee
Jason Mewes
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
Brian O'Halloran

and a few others I'm missing, I'm sure.
You are going all recent actors.

I want to be played by Jimmy Stewart or Gary Cooper.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:44 AM
The you still have to figure out the following cast members:

Jason Lee
Jason Mewes
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
Brian O'Halloran

and a few others I'm missing, I'm sure.

Oh shit! Kevin Smith is off the picture.

We'll get Woody Allen. He's a comedy genius.

http://www.paraethos.com/images/allen.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:44 AM
You are going all recent actors.

I want to be played by Jimmy Stewart or Gary Cooper.
Good luck with that... they're dead.

I went with those guys because those are the Kevin Smith regulars.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:44 AM
You are going all recent actors.

I want to be played by Jimmy Stewart or Gary Cooper.

You don't like my Gene Hackman choice. :(

KCWolfman
04-16-2005, 12:46 AM
You don't like my Gene Hackman choice. :(
Actually, I did. Thanks.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:46 AM
Oh shit! Kevin Smith is off the picture.

We'll get Woody Allen. He's a comedy genius.

http://www.paraethos.com/images/allen.jpg
If that's the case, they you'll HAVE to replace one of the major players with Allen himself... he almost ALWAYS takes a major role, if not THE major role.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:46 AM
Actually, I did. Thanks.

I f*cking love Nick Cage as Brian. ROFL

KCWolfman
04-16-2005, 12:47 AM
Good luck with that... they're dead.

I went with those guys because those are the Kevin Smith regulars.
Even dead they would put up better performances than your list of the KS regulars.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:48 AM
If that's the case, they you'll HAVE to replace one of the major players with Allen himself... he almost ALWAYS takes a major role, if not THE major role.

Dammit! F*cking grandstanding directors!

Woody Allen is OFF the PICTURE!

We'll get the Coen Brothers!

http://www.pyke-eye.com/a/rs/CoenBrothers_350.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:48 AM
You gotta recast Skip... Heston's dead.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:51 AM
Dammit! F*cking grandstanding directors!

Woody Allen is OFF the PICTURE!

We'll get the Coen Brothers!

http://www.pyke-eye.com/a/rs/CoenBrothers_350.jpg
Now I love the Coen Bros... here's their regulars:
Frances McDormand
William H. Macy
Steve Buscemi
John Turturro
John Goodman

Now, at least they're all good.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:51 AM
You gotta recast Skip... Heston's dead.

Dammit! F*cking dying people!

Paul Newman as Skip Towne:

http://www.westportnow.com/archives/newmantrumbo072104.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:53 AM
Dammit! F*cking dying people!

Paul Newman as Skip Towne:


I'm stupid. Heston's not dead, just not working with the alzheimer's and all. Sorry.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:53 AM
Now I love the Coen Bros... here's their regulars:
Frances McDormand
William H. Macy
Steve Buscemi
John Turturro
John Goodman

Now, at least they're all good.

Shit!

The coen brothers are OFF the picture.\

We'll get Rob Reiner:

http://bhhs.beverlyhills.k12.ca.us/alums/hall/alumpix/reiner_rob.jpg

trndobrd
04-16-2005, 12:54 AM
If you want brothers, bring in the Wachowski brothers. They can direct a decent film.

I still want Tarintino to direct.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:55 AM
If you want brothers, bring in the Wachowski brothers. They can direct a decent film.

I still want Tarintino to direct.
CORRECTION They directed ONE decent film.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:55 AM
I'm stupid. Heston's not dead, just not working with the alzheimer's and all. Sorry.

Paul Newman has a previous engagement! Heston recast as Skip Towne!

luv
04-16-2005, 12:55 AM
Who's playing the part of my pimp again? I'm not giving my hard earned money to another chick!

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:55 AM
If you want brothers, bring in the Wachowski brothers. They can direct a decent film.

I still want Tarintino to direct.

No! We need a comedy director!

Rob Reiner is ready to sign if we can use these actors!

luv
04-16-2005, 12:56 AM
Oh, and gochiefs, i took you off of ignore, just had a lot of posts there that i wasn't caring for very much. I believe in second chances though. And have fun with the calendar.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:57 AM
Shit!

The coen brothers are OFF the picture.\

We'll get Rob Reiner:


I think we have a winner... the only person he seems to use more than once is Billy Crystal. And he's already cast.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:58 AM
Oh, and gochiefs, i took you off of ignore, just had a lot of posts there that i wasn't caring for very much. I believe in second chances though. And have fun with the calendar.

Get off my set.

KCWolfman
04-16-2005, 12:58 AM
Paul Newman has a previous engagement! Heston recast as Skip Towne!
Jerry Stiller should play the part of Skip

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 12:59 AM
I think we have a winner... the only person he seems to use more than once is Billy Crystal. And he's already cast.

Alright! Now we need someone to give us lots of money as a producer and we can have his company do the special effects, too!

http://www.film-foundation.org/images/board/lucas.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 12:59 AM
Who's playing the part of my pimp again? I'm not giving my hard earned money to another chick!

luv
04-16-2005, 12:59 AM
Get off my set.


YOUR set? I could have sworn Fire Me Boy started this thread.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:00 AM
Alright! Now we need someone to give us lots of money as a producer and we can have his company do the special effects, too!


Reiner produces for himself.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 01:00 AM
YOUR set? I could have sworn Fire Me Boy started this thread.

I'm the casting director. :D

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 01:01 AM
Reiner produces for himself.

Shut up! George is in! :)

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:01 AM
YOUR set? I could have sworn Fire Me Boy started this thread.
And I am a filmmaker, so having started this thread I should be AT LEAST a production manager or AD. I edit a lot... I'd take that.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:02 AM
Shut up! George is in! :)
Sorry, don't think that's happening. It also seems like George is directing whatever he produces nowadays, and I don't think ANY of us want that.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 01:02 AM
And I am a filmmaker, so having started this thread I should be AT LEAST a production manager or AD. I edit a lot... I'd take that.

Yeah, you can be co-producer and editing director.

Who's going to distribute the movie?

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 01:03 AM
Sorry, don't that that's happening. It also seems like George is directing whatever he produces nowadays, and I don't think ANY of us want that.

Shut up! We need ILM! And George was producer on quite a few good movies! It's in my contract anyway!

luv
04-16-2005, 01:04 AM
Yeah, you can be co-producer and editing director.

Who's going to distribute the movie?


I'd offer, but I was thrown off the set.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 01:06 AM
I'd offer, but I was thrown off the set.

You have a distribution company?

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:08 AM
Shut up! We need ILM! And George was producer on quite a few good movies! It's in my contract anyway!
ILM will work with us even if George isn't involved. If you don't like it, as co-producer, I'll be firing the casting director.

Luv, you're back on the set... BUT, we'll need your "services."

luv
04-16-2005, 01:08 AM
You have a distribution company?


You a producer? I thought we were dreaming.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:09 AM
You a producer? I thought we were dreaming.
And actually, I am a producer.

trndobrd
04-16-2005, 01:10 AM
Sorry, don't think that's happening. It also seems like George is directing whatever he produces nowadays, and I don't think ANY of us want that.


Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks? Not around here you don't.

luv
04-16-2005, 01:10 AM
And actually, I am a producer.


My apologies, I was speaking to gochiefs on that one. Like I'd back talk my pimp. You think I want a busted lip? Not good for business.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:12 AM
My apologies, I was speaking to gochiefs on that one. Like I'd back talk my pimp. You think I want a busted lip? Not good for business.
No worries... I knew you were speaking to gochiefs. Just throwing in the fact.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 01:13 AM
Nope, just the casting director.

George just called and informed me he's busy penning the first drafts of Episode 7,8 and 9. So I guess we'll lose his valuable services. :D

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:16 AM
Nope, just the casting director.

George just called and informed me he's busy penning the first drafts of Episode 7,8 and 9. So I guess we'll lose his valuable services. :D
Good. Now we can get past the idea of this being an effects film and focus on it being a character film, which fits Reiner's style MUCH better.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 01:18 AM
Good. Now we can get past the idea of this being an effects film and focus on it being a character film, which fits Reiner's style MUCH better.

ROFL

OK, but I still want a Rob Schneider/GoChiefs vs Jack Nicholson/Logical lightsaber duel!

luv
04-16-2005, 01:21 AM
This isn't going to be sci-fi or have anything to do with space, is it?

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:22 AM
This isn't going to be sci-fi or have anything to do with space, is it?
No. Aside from gochief's unhealthy obsession with Star Wars, no. Which, I imagine, will manifest itself in a scene much like American Pie where gochiefs is caught masturbating with a toy lightsaber.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:23 AM
luv, I really enjoy reading your posts, just because ever time I see that kitten in your avatar it makes me chuckle.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 01:23 AM
No. Aside from gochief's unhealthy obsession with Star Wars, no. Which, I imagine, will manifest itself in a scene much like American Pie where gochiefs is caught masturbating with a toy lightsaber.

ROFL

luv
04-16-2005, 01:25 AM
No. Aside from gochief's unhealthy obsession with Star Wars, no. Which, I imagine, will manifest itself in a scene much like American Pie where gochiefs is caught masturbating with a toy lightsaber.


I can see why. He has nothing else to masturbate with, does he?

luv
04-16-2005, 01:26 AM
luv, I really enjoy reading your posts, just because ever time I see that kitten in your avatar it makes me chuckle.


Thanks! I love the look on it's face. Looks like it's saying wtf?

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:27 AM
Thanks! I love the look on it's face. Looks like it's saying wtf?
That's EXACTLY why it makes me chuckle every time.

tk13
04-16-2005, 01:34 AM
Okay okay you two. We get it. Get one of these.

http://www.moretrucking.com/images/motel6/motel6.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:36 AM
Okay okay you two. We get it. Get one of these.

http://www.moretrucking.com/images/motel6/motel6.jpg
I don't mess around with business. And I'm married. But mostly the first. ROFL

luv
04-16-2005, 01:36 AM
Okay okay you two. We get it. Get one of these.

http://www.moretrucking.com/images/motel6/motel6.jpg


Ummmmmm, he's married. . .I DON'T THINK SO. . .no offense Fire.

luv
04-16-2005, 01:40 AM
Wow, that pretty much killed the thread huh?

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:41 AM
Wow, that pretty much killed the thread huh?
No, right around 2:30 a.m. every weekend everybody checks out for about 30 minutes... it'll pick back up.


And, no offense taken.

luv
04-16-2005, 01:44 AM
No, right around 2:30 a.m. every weekend everybody checks out for about 30 minutes... it'll pick back up.


And, no offense taken.


Ahhhhh. . .shift change. Gotcha.

Logical
04-16-2005, 01:45 AM
I f*cking love Nick Cage as Brian. ROFL

Got to admit I really thought you hit your mark on that one. I also like your casting for me, thanks.

tk13
04-16-2005, 01:46 AM
Wow, that pretty much killed the thread huh?
That's right. Don't mess with me.

:)

Logical
04-16-2005, 01:47 AM
ROFL

OK, but I still want a Rob Schneider/GoChiefs vs Jack Nicholson/Logical lightsaber duel!

Oh hell no, that is an image I could have done without.

luv
04-16-2005, 01:51 AM
That's right. Don't mess with me.

:)


You know what I do when people tell me not to mess with them?

tk13
04-16-2005, 01:55 AM
You know what I do when people tell me not to mess with them?
COWER IN FEAR!

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 01:57 AM
COWER IN FEAR!
Is your avatar Speak?

luv
04-16-2005, 01:59 AM
Is your avatar Speak?


It looks like one of those whammy guys.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:00 AM
COWER IN FEAR!


Umm, no. Well, not usually. I usually start messing with you.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:02 AM
It looks like one of those whammy guys.


Why can't I think of the name of that game show? Oh Yeah!!!! Press Your Luck

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 02:03 AM
It looks like one of those whammy guys.
It looks like Speak from The Tick animated series... which is also my name sake. Fire Me Boy! is The Human Bullet's son/sidekick.

tk13
04-16-2005, 02:09 AM
Why can't I think of the name of that game show? Oh Yeah!!!! Press Your Luck
Ding ding.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:10 AM
It looks like Speak from The Tick animated series... which is also my name sake. Fire Me Boy! is The Human Bullet's son/sidekick.


Press Your Luck was on in the 80's I think. The light went around the board while the images changed. If you yelled stop, hit the button, and it landed on a whammy, then you lost everything. It would show the whammy on the screen like driving a car across how much they had as it took it away. Gotta miss good ol' 80's game shows.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 02:11 AM
Press Your Luck was on in the 80's I think. The light went around the board while the images changed. If you yelled stop, hit the button, and it landed on a whammy, then you lost everything. It would show the whammy on the screen like driving a car across how much they had as it took it away. Gotta miss good ol' 80's game shows.
I know... I've seen it.

No Whammy! No Whammy!

luv
04-16-2005, 02:13 AM
I know... I've seen it.

No Whammy! No Whammy!
ROFL

Yep, funny stuff.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:14 AM
Ding ding.


Sooooo. . .what do I win?

tk13
04-16-2005, 02:15 AM
Sooooo. . .what do I win?
A room at the Motel 6!

luv
04-16-2005, 02:21 AM
A room at the Motel 6!


Woohooo!! Do they have jacuzzi tubs? I could take some beers, a good book. Weekend getaway!!

luv
04-16-2005, 02:22 AM
A room at the Motel 6!


Or would there be something else waiting for me? :hmmm:

Rausch
04-16-2005, 02:26 AM
Have Stephen Dorf put on about 60 lbs (what is he, like 110?) and pretty much dress and act like Cliff Spabb in SFW and you're there...

tk13
04-16-2005, 02:27 AM
Or would there be something else waiting for me? :hmmm:
An all expenses paid weekend with gochiefs!

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 02:28 AM
An all expenses paid weekend with gochiefs!
And his lightsaber...

luv
04-16-2005, 02:28 AM
An all expenses paid weekend with gochiefs!


I should not even be replying to that nonsense.

tk13
04-16-2005, 02:30 AM
I should not even be replying to that nonsense.
But you did.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:31 AM
I should not even be replying to that nonsense.


If it's with someone, I prefer that it be with someone who has a job, has no curfew or bedtime, and does not need a light saber to find his way around in the dark.

tk13
04-16-2005, 02:34 AM
If it's with someone, I prefer that it be with someone who has a job, has no curfew or bedtime, and does not need a light saber to find his way around in the dark.
Come on now, he's now the calendar mod of ChiefsPlanet, he's up posting all hours of the day, no curfew, and let's face it, all men need their light sabers to get around in the dark....

luv
04-16-2005, 02:36 AM
Come on now, he's now the calendar mod of ChiefsPlanet, he's up posting all hours of the day, no curfew, and let's face it, all men need their light sabers to get around in the dark....


Well, if you like him so much, you can have my prize. :p

tk13
04-16-2005, 02:39 AM
Well, if you like him so much, you can have my prize. :p
Uh, no.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:40 AM
Uh, no.

ROFL

Uh-huh. I see how it is. Push him of on me to get him out of your hair.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 02:40 AM
Well, if you like him so much, you can have my prize. :p
As your pimp, I gotta say... if they got the cash, give up that ash.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:42 AM
As your pimp, I gotta say... if they got the cash, give up that ash.


Ok, there are just some things that you should never ask a person to do, no matter how much cash is involved. That is one of them.

tk13
04-16-2005, 02:44 AM
ROFL

Uh-huh. I see how it is. Push him of on me to get him out of your hair.
No. I have a penis. So does he. No can do.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 02:44 AM
Ok, there are just some things that you should never ask a person to do, no matter how much cash is involved. That is one of them.
Well, with gochiefs, the rate is 3x and you get a 20% kickback. Plus, he only gets 10 minutes. Which shouldn't be a problem for him.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:46 AM
Well, with gochiefs, the rate is 3x and you get a 20% kickback. Plus, he only gets 10 minutes. Which shouldn't be a problem for him.


Better get a helluva lot more than 20%. I don't care if it is 3x. And I believe you mispoke. Didn't you mean seconds instead of minutes?

luv
04-16-2005, 02:47 AM
No. I have a penis. So does he. No can do.


Oh, c'mon. Get creative. ROFL

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 02:48 AM
Better get a helluva lot more than 20%. I don't care if it is 3x. And I believe you mispoke. Didn't you mean seconds instead of minutes?
You gotta give the boy time to undress... geez. I meant 10 minutes TOTAL, not action time. And 20% is kicked back on top of your normal rate.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:50 AM
You gotta give the boy time to undress... geez. I meant 10 minutes TOTAL, not action time. And 20% is kicked back on top of your normal rate.

Two minutes including undressing time. . .will I consider it then? No, but it sounded like a good compromise anyway.

luv
04-16-2005, 02:56 AM
Okay, nodding off is usually a sign that it's time for bed. Have a good morning!

Fried Meat Ball!
04-16-2005, 02:56 AM
Okay, nodding off is usually a sign that it's time for bed. Have a good morning!
G'night...

memyselfI
04-16-2005, 07:05 AM
Cyberspace Football Wankery



Ellen Degeneres as MeMyselfI:

http://www.lesgou.com/modelos/ellen/ellen.gif

Actually, my politics and sexuality are more in line with:


http://www.kommunalbogen.dk/img/artikler/susan-sarandon-art2090.jpg

I'm glad I don't have her age...though her bod and her husband would be nice. :hmmm:

Baby Lee
04-16-2005, 07:46 AM
If there were ever someone more like me on film than Kevin Smith, I'd be hard-pressed to say who.

xoxo- yours, the tubby b!tch.