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Deberg_1990
04-16-2005, 02:19 PM
it looks like Seagal day on TNT. Got me to thinking....who did you like more in their "Heyday" ??


The Under Siege/Above the Law Seagal or

The Bloodsport/Kickboxer Van Damme

Deberg_1990
04-16-2005, 02:24 PM
funny stuff

Chan93lx50
04-16-2005, 02:50 PM
I actually heard a rumor quite sometime ago that Segal and Vandam got in to a little confrontation. Segal dropped Vandam in seconds and made him look like his little bitch

BS probably?

I will take Segal

ExtremeChief
04-16-2005, 02:57 PM
Segal would kick frenchie's ass

Loki
04-16-2005, 03:00 PM
segal, as bloated as he is, could kick vanDung's a$$ effortlessly.

trndobrd
04-16-2005, 03:41 PM
I wonder if anything about this is addressed in their respective eternal-soul-for-fame-and-fortune contracts they signed with the Devil?

NJ Chief Fan
04-16-2005, 03:54 PM
they are both a couple of clowns...i perfer van damm films over segal though...i cant stand segal movies

Deberg_1990
04-16-2005, 04:04 PM
they are both a couple of clowns...i perfer van damm films over segal though...i cant stand segal movies


Well yes, now they are both pretty much national jokes, but to his credit, Seagal made some decent flicks early in his career until his ego got out of control. Van Damme always made B grade stuff.

KCFalcon59
04-16-2005, 06:45 PM
I liked Bloodsport. But not much else of Van Dammes. Seagal movies are just painful to watch.

Over-Head
04-16-2005, 06:56 PM
Good god, if Chuck Zito can kick his azz in a strip bar in NYC, then Segal would have to let the pansey write his will first if they tangled.

dilligaf
04-16-2005, 07:03 PM
Segal is the worst actor of all time, but he is a bad azz mofo. :thumb:

SCTrojan
04-16-2005, 07:05 PM
It's a close call, but I'll say Seagal is the man based on the quality of women he was able to get - Kelly LeBrock, Sharon Stone, Erika Eleniak.

Miles
04-16-2005, 07:12 PM
Van Damme had three that i really enjoyed in Bloodsport, Universial Soldier, and Timecop. Other than those most of his stuff is crap.

Most of Segals earlier flicks were pretty entertaining. The last one of them that i though was any good was fire down below.

Guess id go with Van Damme.

beer bacon
04-16-2005, 07:31 PM
I have heard that Seagal is actually a good fighter, but he doesn't look near as impressive on screen as Van Damme. Seagal's movies are only good for the cheeeeeeeese. Voted Van Damme.

Dave Lane
04-17-2005, 11:27 AM
Seagal is so fat now he could sit on VD

Dave

ChiefsFanatic
04-17-2005, 11:45 AM
In their prime, Seagal would have made quick work of Van Dufus.

Now, who cares. Maybe Rainman should call Fox. I smell a special Celebrity Boxing: Overweight, Bad Acting Bums Attack.

I did like Timecop, though.

Nzoner
04-17-2005, 12:16 PM
I've never seen a VanDamme movie and don't care to and the only movie with Segal in it I ever cared for was Executive Decision and he died very early on in it.

PastorMikH
04-17-2005, 01:01 PM
Chuck Norris could take them both, and Lee could whip Chuck.



(Just pullin' for the guys I grew up watching)

go bowe
04-17-2005, 01:17 PM
Chuck Norris could take them both, and Lee could whip Chuck.



(Just pullin' for the guys I grew up watching)but what about kwai chang caine?

he could pulverize all of them...

(well, except for bruce lee, maybe...)

PastorMikH
04-17-2005, 01:23 PM
but what about kwai chang caine?

he could pulverize all of them...

(well, except for bruce lee, maybe...)



Actually, I think Chuck Norris and David Caradine would have been an interesting matchup though I'd give the edge to Chuck.

Simplex3
04-17-2005, 01:42 PM
All I know is this:

If it's a fight to the death I know who wins.

ME.

go bowe
04-17-2005, 02:11 PM
Actually, I think Chuck Norris and David Caradine would have been an interesting matchup though I'd give the edge to Chuck.actually, i think kwai chang didn't really know kung fu...

it was mostly choreography and camera tricks that made him look so amazing..

that and we didn't know so much about karate in those days...

now chuck, on the other hand was a real life karate expert who had competed professionally and was successful, iirc...

he could probably whip seagull, vandammer, and david carradine all at the same time, even at his age (what is he now, like 65 or older?)...

Cntrygal
04-17-2005, 04:57 PM
I have heard that Seagal is actually a good fighter, but he doesn't look near as impressive on screen as Van Damme. Seagal's movies are only good for the cheeeeeeeese. Voted Van Damme.


A buddy of mine said that he used to teach some classes (I think it was for the SEALS - I could be wrong about that.... but I do remember it was for one of the more elite special ops military types). He said that Seagal does have an incredible ego, but wouldn't put up with anyone joking around. He kicked a guy out of his class for making a wisecrack.

Deberg_1990
04-17-2005, 07:34 PM
Actually, I think Chuck Norris and David Caradine would have been an interesting matchup though I'd give the edge to Chuck.

Chuck already kicked Carredines butt in "Lone Wolf McQuade"

Deberg_1990
04-17-2005, 07:36 PM
I have heard that Seagal is actually a good fighter, but he doesn't look near as impressive on screen as Van Damme. Seagal's movies are only good for the cheeeeeeeese. Voted Van Damme.

Seagal actually really was an Akido master and lived in Japan for several years when he was young. He "Alledgedly also did convert ops for the CIA if the legends are true? "Above the Law" is supposed to be somewhat autobiographical.

Rausch
04-17-2005, 07:52 PM
Fat Stevie.

He could at least act. Kind of...

Bowser
04-17-2005, 08:03 PM
Fat Stevie.

He could at least act. Kind of...

"Anybody seen Richie?

I'm gonna keep comin' back........"

PastorMikH
04-17-2005, 09:37 PM
Chuck already kicked Carredines butt in "Lone Wolf McQuade"



I was thinking that, but I wasn't sure enough to post it.

Dave Lane
04-17-2005, 09:45 PM
What about KCs Jim Harrison? he almost killed Norris its what started him in acting

Dave

Brando
04-17-2005, 09:50 PM
Where is Charles Bronson when someone needs to pistol whipped for starting a thread?

chiefs4me
04-17-2005, 09:52 PM
I like them both...and their movies. :)

But Seagal could easily kick Van Damme's little butt.

Jenson71
04-17-2005, 09:53 PM
I kike them both...and their movies. :)

But Seagal could easily kick Van Damme's little butt.

Figures.

chiefs4me
04-17-2005, 09:54 PM
Where is Charles Bronson when someone needs to pistol whipped for starting a thread?


How are you doing B.......everything good I hope.:thumb:

wazu
04-18-2005, 01:07 AM
Van Damme had three that i really enjoyed in Bloodsport, Universial Soldier, and Timecop.

Speaking of Timecop, remember the scene where Van Damme jumps up and does the splits on the kitchen counter to dodge some low-flying bullets? Did anybody else see the skit where David Letterman did the same thing when the toaster popped up? It was quite humorous.