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Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 11:01 PM
http://img200.echo.cx/img200/9705/pg909cn.jpg

keg in kc
04-16-2005, 11:02 PM
She's blonde and on American Idol. No thanks.

Mr. Kotter
04-16-2005, 11:02 PM
Which model of the Inflatable doll? :hmmm:

|Zach|
04-16-2005, 11:02 PM
Go for her, you two were meant to be. But you will prob need to leave your house.

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 11:08 PM
Go for her, you two were meant to be. But you will prob need to leave your house.

Yeah, like I have any chance of dating someone both famous AND beautiful.

I do like blondes more now, though. :D

Jenson71
04-16-2005, 11:09 PM
She's got a nice gut on her.

Nah, she is real cute.

Amnorix
04-16-2005, 11:19 PM
At this point, I would think "human female" and "breathing" ought to be your standards. Nothing that would traumatize you or anything, of course, but you need to start somewhere and work your way up from there...

cookster50
04-16-2005, 11:30 PM
At this point, I would think "human female" and "breathing" ought to be your standards. Nothing that would traumatize you or anything, of course, but you need to start somewhere and work your way up from there...

Replace "human" with "anything".

Miles
04-16-2005, 11:47 PM
Replace "human" with "anything".

Hopefully he didnt get any ideas for deadwood last week.

beer bacon
04-16-2005, 11:50 PM
Hey gochiefs I think having sex with a woman would be quite hard for you since you are a nerd!! Am I right guys? High five anyone?

Count Zarth
04-16-2005, 11:51 PM
Hey gochiefs I think having sex with a woman would be quite hard for you since you are a nerd!! Am I right guys? High five anyone?

ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2005, 12:14 AM
Hey gochiefs I think having sex with a woman would be quite hard for you since you are a nerd!! Am I right guys? High five anyone?

Yeah!!!1


^5

|Zach|
04-17-2005, 12:15 AM
Hey gochiefs I think having sex with a woman would be quite hard for you since you are a nerd!! Am I right guys? High five anyone?
ROFL ROFL

Miles
04-17-2005, 12:18 AM
Hey gochiefs I think having sex with a woman would be quite hard for you since you are a nerd!! Am I right guys? High five anyone?

http://jimgalasso.typepad.com/jim_galasso/files/todd.jpg

Ultra Peanut
04-17-2005, 12:24 AM
Hey gochiefs I think having sex with a woman would be quite hard for you since you are a nerd!! Am I right guys? High five anyone?High fiiiiiive!

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Miles
04-17-2005, 12:33 AM
High fiiiiiive!

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SPchief
04-17-2005, 12:51 AM
Hey gochiefs I think having sex with a woman would be quite hard for you since you are a nerd!! Am I right guys? High five anyone?


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL













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:thumb:

Sure-Oz
04-17-2005, 01:46 AM
Yeah she is pretty damn nice.

SNR
04-17-2005, 10:39 AM
omglolzshefatutinkkg2gkthxbai

ChiefsFanatic
04-17-2005, 10:41 AM
She can sing pretty damn good too.

chiefs4me
04-17-2005, 11:45 AM
She's blonde and on American Idol. No thanks.





:rolleyes:

alanm
04-17-2005, 12:03 PM
Does painting a face on your right hand complete with eyelashes and small wig constitute enough to be in love. :hmmm:

mcan
04-17-2005, 12:21 PM
Hey gochiefs I think having sex with a woman would be quite hard for you since you are a nerd!! Am I right guys? High five anyone?

Reminds me of something Paul Rudd's character would do in "Wet Hot American Summer." Very funny :thumb:

Phobia
04-17-2005, 12:51 PM
She definitely knows how to work a microphone (if you know what I'm sayin).

the Talking Can
04-17-2005, 01:05 PM
she's not bad for a flat chested ugly chick....

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 03:12 PM
she's not bad for a flat chested ugly chick....

Her boobs like fine to me:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/nextstephm/carrieunderwood/carrie-universal5.jpg

Simplex3
04-17-2005, 04:02 PM
I'd let her sing into my big white microphone. :shrug:

the Talking Can
04-17-2005, 05:41 PM
Her boobs like fine to me:



because they look like yours

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 05:42 PM
because they look like yours

That's just wrong. Anyway, she's far from flat.

Jenson71
04-17-2005, 05:45 PM
Her boobs like fine to me:


Looks like Reese Witherspoon in that one.

ChiefsCountry
04-17-2005, 05:45 PM
She is going to win American Idol more than likely. Even if she doesn't, she will get a country deal and will sell more records than Kelly Clarkson.

Pants
04-17-2005, 05:45 PM
That's just wrong. Anyway, she's far from flat.

Goat, she's not wearing a burka, so of course she's ugly to TC.

J/K TC, but I don't think she's ugly. Her titties are fine with me, they aren't quad D's (gross), that's for sure, but she's far from ugly and flat-chested.

ChiefsCountry
04-17-2005, 05:48 PM
This is becoming a Would you hit it thread.

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 05:58 PM
This is becoming a Would you hit it thread.

I'd like to watch some Star Trek with her first.

Frazod
04-17-2005, 06:07 PM
gochiefs dictionary

I'm in love = I've found a new woman who's photographs I can jerk off to.

ROFL

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:13 PM
gochiefs dictionary

I'm in love = I've found a new woman who's photographs I can jerk off to.

ROFL

Come on man. I didn't post this thread until the Star Trek stuff came out. :D

ChiefsCountry
04-17-2005, 06:22 PM
gochiefs dictionary

I'm in love = I've found a new woman who's photographs I can jerk off to.

ROFL

No, he just photoshops her face on one of the Star Trek's characters then jerks off. ROFL

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:23 PM
No, he just photoshops her face on one of the Star Trek's characters then jerks off. ROFL

You cut deep, man. :(

ChiefsCountry
04-17-2005, 06:27 PM
You cut deep, man. :(

I was just joking, sorry dude.

4th and Long
04-17-2005, 06:29 PM
No, he just photoshops her face on one of the Star Trek's characters then jerks off. ROFL
That's unfair.

Marina Sirtis and Terry Ferrell are both doable without having someone elses head Photoshopped on their body.

HemiEd
04-17-2005, 06:34 PM
I'd like to watch some Star Trek with her first.


Now that is just wierd. :hmmm:

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:35 PM
Now that is just wierd. :hmmm:

Did you even see the highlighted portion of the article?

HemiEd
04-17-2005, 06:36 PM
Did you even see the highlighted portion of the article?

Busted, I mainly looked at her crotch. ROFL

tk13
04-17-2005, 06:37 PM
Now that is just wierd. :hmmm:
I don't think so. Not if he wants to Klingon to her Enterprise.

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:39 PM
That's unfair.

Marina Sirtis and Terry Ferrell are both doable without having someone elses head Photoshopped on their body.

Don't forget the biggest tits on Star Trek EVER:

http://www.tailkinker.com/convention/people/autograph/cmasterson1.jpg

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:40 PM
I don't think so. Not if he wants to Klingon to her Enterprise.

Honestly, I would just like to get to know her.

HemiEd
04-17-2005, 06:41 PM
I don't think so. Not if he wants to Klingon to her Enterprise.
ROFL ROFL

tk13
04-17-2005, 06:42 PM
Honestly, I would just like to get to know her.
No way, explore her Deep Space Nine... it's the only way to create The Next Generation.

HemiEd
04-17-2005, 06:42 PM
Honestly, I would just like to get to know her.

Get to know? You need to change your goals man, geesh. :p

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:43 PM
Get to know? You need to change your goals man, geesh. :p

Excuse me for not thinking with my penis.

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:43 PM
No way, explore her Deep Space Nine... it's the only way to create The Next Generation.

Boldy going where GoChiefs has never gone before?

tk13
04-17-2005, 06:45 PM
Boldy going where GoChiefs has never gone before?
Well at least get her to play with your Roddenberry's...

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:46 PM
Well at least get her to play with your Roddenberry's...

I'll set my phaser for stun.

tk13
04-17-2005, 06:47 PM
I'll set my phaser for stun.
Hey, whatever beams you up...

Jenson71
04-17-2005, 06:48 PM
Quick! What movie is this from!? Lots of rep to whoever gets it...

http://www.cinevision.be/r10.jpg

4th and Long
04-17-2005, 06:48 PM
I'm surprised no one has wanted to explore her wormhole yet.

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:48 PM
Hey, whatever beams you up...

Hopefully my warp core won't breach too early...

HemiEd
04-17-2005, 06:49 PM
Excuse me for not thinking with my penis.


I would highly recommend using it, you should like it. You should wait until you are much older to not think with it. ROFL

ChiefsCountry
04-17-2005, 06:51 PM
Being from Oklahoma, I wonder if she is a Chiefs fan or Cowboys?

Jenson71
04-17-2005, 06:57 PM
Quick! What movie is this from!? Lots of rep to whoever gets it...


Hey assholes, I said quick...

Count Zarth
04-17-2005, 06:58 PM
Hey assholes, I said quick...

My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

Jenson71
04-17-2005, 07:00 PM
My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

I don't believe so.